>Miles is now and always has been part of 616.
Well that just made all of Bendis' previous shit issues pointless.
>>78546920
They weren't already?
>>78546920
wait, if his mom is a ginger shouldnt miles be high yellow?
>>78546920
>>78547281
I don't even read marvel, but there was a dropped plot point where peter parker comes back form the ultimate verse and looks up on the internet to see if there was a miles in 616, and it ends with him shocked. Guess thats something we'll never find out.
>>78547305
its brown hair
KEIKAKU DOORI.
>>78547312
yeah miles had a few million google results.
he was suposed to be someone huge.
>we've always been at war with eastasia
>>78546920
isnt "well that was all pointless" basically the marvel mantra? especially with regards to spidey?
>>78546920
Guess this means his family life isn't a wreck anymore.
>>78546920
Wait, his hot mom is alive again?
Spider-Milf is back!
yay
>Miles' hot mom is alive
Are there any other upsides to his move?
>>78548660
He gets to adventure with the Hulk familyI would be fine with him as a regular in Chulk's book
>>78548643
yes
>>78548901
I'd go so far as to say that I HOPE it happens.
>>78548660
We can stop trying to keep the Ultimate Universe alive.
It's over. At least enjoy the catharsis of being dead for good instead of being constantly strung around like MC2.
> text me later
I really hate this generation. Miles' mom seems old enough to say 'call me later' instead of text.
>>78549776
My 50 something mother says text me later and she is much younger than that. Just a matter of a lot of adults realizing their kids will generally communicate by text rather than call, especially if she's a working adult and can't readily answer her phone.
>>78549776
being over 30 doesn't make you text illiterate idiot.
you don't need to always call someone.
>>78547305
A fairly large potion of black people in the carribean have Irish genes. The Irish were considered the white niggers so they got enslaved too. Then since the Irish were cheaper to buy, they were interbred in various profit-making schemes.
>>78546920
>just made all of Bendis' previous shit issues pointless.
So basically like all of his issues then.
>>78546920
>Miles has always been part of 616
>The Maker is an ultimate refugee
>>78547420
>i think you mean eurasia
remember spider-men with peter looking up 616 miles
me neither
>>78549776
My grandma knows how to text, anon, and frequently requests that we do so
Why on earth would you assume that only the current generation would send a text instead of calling?
Meh, only care about that Bombshell
>>78549776
Le fedora tip
Did anything ever come of when Parker Googled Miles after Spider-men?
>>78549776
My mother's in her mid 50's, my aunt just hit 71.
Both of them text more than I do.
>>78546920
shouldn't she be thicker?
>>78546920
Where the fuck is Mysterio?
>>78555557
Do you even own a fedora?
>>78555593
I think he was either a Bieber style celebrity or a youtube sensation
>>78555710
Would it be nice? Sure but SHOULD be?
So if Miles is and has always been part of 616, why does he call himself Spider-man when Pete's alive and well and has a few clones just-in-case
>>78556526
Isn't Pete franchising? Maybe Pete found some Spider-kid out and about and said here you take this while I go off to Chinaland.
Though we're probably giving this more thought than Bendis ever has or will.
>>78547370
A porn star I'm guessing.
>>78548643
let's do this
>>78556336
He's going to premier in the next season of Lucha Underground.
>>78548643
Came to post this.
>>78547768
wait
doesn't that mean miles dad don't know that miles is spider-man but miles knows he was working for shield when he was in his 20s?
>>78546920
God i hate Bagley's art.
>>78554427
Yeah, I'm confused too.
All I want to know now is what the fuck hapened to Mysterio.
>>78546920
I wonder if they'll ever explain what Miles' new history is
>His powers couldn't have come from an Oscorp spider
>Without Ultimate Peter's death he has no reason to adopt the Spider-Man identity and loses a lot of his motivations
>No Nick Fury, Jessica Drew, Aunt May and Gwen Stacy to support him
>His father couldn't have worked for Nick Fury infiltrating the Kingpin
>None of the villains he ever faced were anything like the 616 versions
>He never joined the Ultimates
And many, many other irreconcilable factors that make it impossible for his history to be in any way similar
>>78556912
Spider-Milf can get it
>>78549776
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>78557375
It'll especially be weird for Miles since he clearly has no memories of 616, so everything in his life should be really confusing
>>78552784
His mom is of Spanish decent. But your post isn't wrong.
Is Ganke still around?
Have they brought back his uncle?
Those are two of like the only good aspects of Miles. Uncle was a great villain idea and would have been cool if he lived longer, and Ganke is great.
>>78557462
...what the fuck? Who the fuck panics like that? Who panics so badly that they turn to their kids and go "BOY YOU BETTER NOT SECRETLY BE A MUTANT OR SOMETHING."
>>78560040
Bendis LOVES writing people freaking out at everything.
>>78560040
That sounds like what a goddamn mutie would say.
>>78560040
It's no different than your dad saying you better not be gay or trans after seeing Jenner on the news.;_;
>>78555710
will be DRAWN thicker, yes
in comics, never
>>78557462
And then when he found out that Spider Man was miles, he hit him, blamed him for his mother's death and was more mad that his brother died against him from a freak accident than the fact that his brother was a super villain in the first place.
>>78560040
A parent in the marvel universe, clearly.
>>78560297
>or trans
How do you secretly be trans from your parents?
I mean it's not like you can SEE gay, but changing your body is a little different.
>>78559925
Yeah, Ganke's still around. We don't know about his uncle yet, but 616 Prowler is a lot higher profile now so I doubt they'd want a second one running around. Current ultimate survivors as far as we know are:
>Miles
>Jefferson
>Ganke
>Bombshell
>Judge
>The Maker
Along with Miles' mom getting brought back and:
>The Triskellion (HQ of the 616 Ultimates, a joint Wakandan-Canadian task force trying to solve the impossible)
>Ultimate Thor's hammer (now imbued with a worthiness requirement and currently in Old Asgard, most guesses are that Odinson will be getting it so that he can go back to being worthy while keeping the axe-wielding barbarian look)
>>78547312
>>78546920
from the way Miles seemed shocked to see his Mom, I get the impression that Ultimate Miles and 616 Miles have fused
>>78560928
>joint Wakandan-Canadian task force
>Headquartered in New York City
>>78560727
lots of people spend years trying to hide any sign of dysphoria or discomfort with their gender out of fear of their parents
>>78559772
I thought she was Dominican
>>78562643
We don't know what she is, we just know she's Hispanic.
I've seen people say she's Puerto Rican, Domican, Mexican, all probably means as little as the last.
>>78560727
I saw an episode of House of Lies where this girl that's dating Don Cheadle's pansexual son dresses up as a boy at school and shit then changes in the car before she goes home.
It was kind of funny because she didn't want anyone to look at her.
>>78562847
I love that show
>>78549776
>I really hate this generation.
le wrong generation, amiright?
