How would you write a mini in which Kamala Khan andFrank Castleteam up?
>>78543729
Terrorist show up. She tries to reason with them. Frank kills them. She then let's Frank fuck her in every hole and pump her full of cum.
>>78543775
/thread
>>78543729
She teaches Frank about how Islam is the religion of peace. Frank converts and becomes super peaceful. He no longer uses weapons, but engages villains in discussion as per tenants of Islam. Haven't read Kamala's comic, it's a comedy, right?
>>78543729
Same way as a Spider-Man one, where she just complains if he tries to kill someone so he just leaves them bound and disarmed with a note saying "From your friendly-neighborhood Punisher".
>>78543848
Teenage romcom with well-developed characters.
Not all hunkydory, but generally a light tone. And no religious propaganda, really.
All those rules and traditions are kinda inconvenient to Kamala.
>>78543729
Kamala goes after a supervillain. Frank is going after same villain. They get in each other's way.
Turns out supervillain was funding supercrime with some REALLY skeevy shit, say human trafficking or child murder porn. Kamala is shellshocked. She almost goes over the edge, wants to kill the guy, but Punisher stops her. Not out of compassion for the criminal, but because Frank doesn't want to see her turn into him. They turn the villain in, and Kamala spends a sleepless night thinking about her life and what shes capable of.
Six weeks later, Frank sneaks into the prison of the villain, and shivs him, making it look like another inmate did it to fulfill his need to punish while oreserving Kamalas innocence.
>>78544163
I like this one. Would read
>>78543775
This is the GOAT KamalaXFrank story.
>>78544163
bretty good
>>78544163
That sounds about right.
Her kindling a spark of compassion in old Frank.
>>78543729
Frank wants to be hardcore but Kamala won't let him.
>>78543729
That's one of the best parts about her. She can get gang banged by everyone cause she can shape shift.
Frank gets Kamala to start killing her enemies, which she does by enbiggening her butt cheeks and smothering them.
>>78544163
addendum: she starts shipping Frank/Logan
>>78544442
I figured she'd just keep draining them of their cum until they died of dehydration.
>>78544163
Sorry but frank never let anyone go, at best he will make kamala look the other way.
He care more teaching kids that killing is bad and they should never use weapons
>>78544446
Beautiful
>>78544482
Isn't the stereotypical reason for dying from too much sex magnesium deficiency?
>>78544438
I wish there was more westaboo hentai artists.
Question. Who does Kamala ship frank with?
I think the "archie meets punisher", feel might be a way to go.
>>78544163
This would be awesome.
>>78543775
Wouldn't he then have to kill himself for banging a minor?
>>78545809
Worth it.
>>78545322
Clearly you don't watch Mythbusters.
>>78544514
>Sorry but frank never let anyone go
>Six weeks later, Frank sneaks into the prison of the villain, and shivs him
>>78545809
She's legal in New Jersey.
>>78544163
>Implying the others wouldn't kill the guy just one week in.
It needs to have no killing for Kamala, but with anti-criminal stuff for Frank
So maybe killer mafia robots?
Since it would be a Kamala-style mini most likely make themold timey gangster robots with cigars and tommy guns
>>78546096
So what your saying is move to Jersey to find a Paki girl and make her dress like Kamala
>>78546292
A mexican girl might also pull it off well
>>78546588
I'd rather dress her up as America Chavez and have her call me papi
>Rash of hate crimes in Kamala's neighborhood.
>Frank shows up and does the usual Frank stuff
>Kamala stops him before he can kill them
>team up stuff happens
>ringleader turns out to be Hatemonger or some other super villain
>Frank kills in the end because that's what always happens, Kamala gets upset
Frank and Kamala are going after the same supervilain, but the villain is out of both of their leagues, so they have to work together. Also, the bad guy is really freaking evil, like he's a werewolf that eats babies or something. Actually, that's pretty rad. The bad guy is a werewolf that eats babies right out of the nursery at the hospitals.
Kamala is mostly unaware of Frank's killer tendencies because he tried to keep the first couple encounters non-lethal so he could capture a goon or two and weatherboard them for information later. You know, knock-out gas, tasers, nightsticks, that sort of thing.
So, Frank figures out how to beat the bad guy and what his weakness is, and asks Kamala if she wants to come along and be his backup. Kamala is cool with this because up until this point she thinks Frank is like a super-mall-security guy who uses pussy weapons. She doesn't know that frank executed the goons he captured earlier now that he was done with them.
They go in to fight the badguy next time he's out and about. Frank pulls out the heavy weaponry and starts mowing the goons down, smiling the whole time. Kamala's all "What the hell are you doing?!?", Frank ignores her.
Kamala considers trying to protect the bad guy from Frank, but Frank says he will not hesitate to kill her too if she stands in his way. Kamala stands firm, but Frank only wounds her since he doesn't want to have to kill her if she doesn't have to. Kamala backs down and watches helplessly as Frank goes and kills the bad guy. Tons of gore, make it extra messy.
Frank disappears into the shadows where he belongs. Kamala looks at all the corpses of the bad guy and his goons and cries at the loss of life. Goes home thinking to herself that sometimes being a hero means you can't save everyone, and you have to be mentally prepared for the kind of carnage that happens if you fail.
The image of the carnage is burned in her mind, haunting her nightmares. Last shot is Kamala in bed, wide-eyed with fear.
>>78546886
>Kamala is mostly unaware of Frank's killer tendencies
are you kidding? Kamala is a superhero fangirl, there is no way she doesn't know of Frank
>>78544163
Yeah this could work. Gives Frank that little glimmer of humanity still alive in him, and hardens Kamala up but doesn't break her
>>78545956
... They did an episode about having too much sex?
Because that just sounds like one of those goofy porn parody's.
>>78546886
Won't fly. She can call Carol up for shit like that. Or Lockjaw.
In any case, Frank won't go and make her watch him kill people.
What would that make him?
>>78546834
>ringleader turns out to be Hatemonger
Again?
I live like a mile from Jersey City.
Its ... not great?
I mean at least its not Patterson
>>78547545
By that logic he has to deport himself.
>>78543775
That didn't take long.
>>78547545
Of course he's got a fucking soul patch.
>>78547634
Its the hitler mustache of beards.
>>78546150
Do kiddie diddlers really get it bad in jail?
>>78547681
I'll bet he drinks macchiatos at Starbucks, the fucking pig.
>>78547697
Used to be, now a jail gets a bad rep and the warden's career is fucked over if a pedo is slaughtered inside. So they actually get a wing all to themselves and a ton of protection.
>>78547545
>America is for Americans
>America is for immigrants
what's the problem
>>78547785
That sounds fucking awesome.
>>78547785
neat
>>78547785
>>78547811
>>78547838
Guys? LET'S GO TO JAIL.
>>78547849
I can't, I have plans anon
>>78547849
>three hots and a cot
>all that time to catch up on my backlog
>free gym membership and library
Fuck it , I'm down
>>78547953
What's better than broing out in jail?
>>78547963
I'm sick of paying bills and taxes. Do you think they'd let us have our own kitchen? I make some pretty good eggs.
>>78547993
>What's better than broing out in jail?
Coconut shrimp and BvS
>>78548073
I don't know what BvS is, but coconut shrimp is pretty good. I used to make the coconut shrimp at Red Lobster, if they give us a kitchen, I'll make it for you. I'll make it for US.
>>78548088
Well, I'm in
>>78548129
Can we have jailhouse nicknames?
>>78548088
Let's become Norwegians first.
They have the raddest prisons.
>>78543729
I would probably write it very poorly, since I'm not a very good writer.
>>78548199
So we all move to Norway, go to jail and just hang out forever? All we've gotta do is diddle some kids, which will not be easy because kids are gross.
>>78548221
Our prisons might not be as rad, but little girls in Germany are very straightforward and slutty, very easy to get in their pants, very easy to get in trouble for getting in their pants.
Maybe we could hang out here?
>>78548187
Creeps for me.
>>78548221
I know, we'll have to fight through that, I guess.
>>78548258
I'm still not into kids, what if we bribed one into saying that we did? Like, I'm not going to judge if you go through with it, but I'd rather not.
>>78548276
I want to be Cornrow, because I want to change my name to Cornelius Rowan. That'll be my new name when I go over there.
>>78548073
DVDs still exist
>>78548258
Gibs zu, Bernd, du bist doch nur zu faul zum Reisen.
Andere Länder haben auch hübsche Louis.
>>78548187
I wanna be toolbelt
>>78548339
>>78548276
Creeps, Cornrow and Toolbelt. WATCH OUT!
>>78548187
I wanna be Pops. I'm only 20 but i'll grow into it
>>78548300
Naah man, that'd be bribe and we'd go to regular prison for that. You'll have to do the deed for real, but maybe we'll get you the oldest one, or the one most likely to exagerate, so it won't be as bad?
>>78548317
Shhhhh, shut up
>>78544388
kek
>>78548376
You're in, Pops
>>78548413
I'll take one for the team, because I love you guys.
>>78548430
I'll be Larry, I've always wanted to have a normal american name.
So you get the older one who is also most likely to exagerate? What about the rest of our crew, what about me? All of us will have to do the deed, probably around the same time so we won't get sent to different prisons
>>78548507
We probably should do it to the same chick. It'll build our sense of brotherhood. Like a heist, but it's a slut.
>>78544163
Honestly best Idea Frank should be more of the Mentor type with it comes to the younger heroes. Still think one of Whedons greatest sins was Thinking frank would hurt kids. Hell this could be the start of an Arc for Kamala where she tries out being an Anti-hero.
>>78548538
Okay, no comes the part where we all have to decide for a single girl to target. A girl that we all would find bearable. We also have to discuss turns and/or possitions.
Who wants to start?
>>78548750
I say we draw straws. Short straw goes last BUT gets to pick the girl.
>>78548600
I would have Frank treat adult heroes with a mix of frustration and dismissal, whereas any young hero he meets he just wants to make sure doesn't turn out like him.
>>78548761
neat
>>78548844
I feel good about this. We could just make a movie and get rich as fuck. What if we sold the rights to our story and they made a movie and we got rich in jail?
>>78548855
What would we even do with money in prison?
>>78548883
Be rich.
>>78548883
lots of snack food money
>>78548883
>>78548894
God damn it /co/
>>78547697
third world country jails still make pedos get the short end of the stick.
>>78544163
>Frank wanting to save Kamala's innocence
Wasn't Frank rooting for SpOck to go farther?
Okay, so we have no staws. How about we doing with post number?
>>78549553
Dude, I can pick up some straws on the way over. It's cool.
>>78549531
Spidey isn't a teenager Anon.
>>78544163
>MFW when this is better than almost anything they could ever do with frank and kamala
Just fucking kill me, when didi it get to the point when niggas on /CO/ had better ideas than people actually in the buisness?
I'd write a Ms. Marvel Halloween special, where she's being chased by Deadpool, who wants an autograph for his daughter's birthday, thinking he's that Canadian psychopath on the news.Or a ANADA arc where they have to stop All New Ghost Rider from killing Frank Castle in protective custody
>>78544163
>Kamala goes after a supervillain. Frank is going after same villain. They get in each other's way.
>Turns out supervillain was funding supercrime with some REALLY skeevy shit, say human trafficking or child murder porn. Kamala is shellshocked. She almost goes over the edge, wants to kill the guy, but Punisher stops her. Not out of compassion for the criminal, but because Frank doesn't want to see her turn into him. They turn the villain in, and Kamala spends a sleepless night thinking about her life and what shes capable of.
>Six weeks later, Frank sneaks into the prison of the villain, and shivs him, making it look like another inmate did it to fulfill his need to punish while oreserving Kamalas innocence.
This...I would buy many times over, anon. Good work!
>>78548827
Frank should be able to pal around with most of the other heroes. Punisher: War Zone had most of the Avengers bro out with Frank Except for Spidey. Frank should get invited to more of Thing's poker games than he does.
>>78547963
>>78547993
In the US you have to pay to be in jail. So you either have to get a job while you're there to pay it back or get one once you're out. And they charge for everything, toilets, bedding, food. It's basically like american high school without the mandatory classes.
>>78551964
Frank demonstrated in Civil War he'll kill any villains no matter the context, and too many heroes are bros with ex-criminals Frank might not be too cool with
>>78543729
they team up to take out a ISIS cell, however Kamala gets radicalized and Castle puts the cunt down.
>>78552120
Frank then proceeded to hang out with Rampage and save the City of Monsters. I'm pretty sure that as long as they never..."Crossed the line." He's fine with "Villains" who've changed their ways.
So are we still going to prison?
>>78543729
Whatever happens, she needs to have that face the whole way through.
Kamala is trying to stop american muslims from radicalizing and forming domestic ISIS cells. Turns out there already are some operating in the U.S., and frank is hunting them down. Kamala tries to defend american muslims, gets a crisis of faith.
>>78544514
Doesn't he still have signature villains?
>>78557125
There's Jigsaw and... um... I dunno who else, really.
>>78557125
It's kind of hard to get a good recurring rogue's gallery going when you insist upon using lethal force.
>>78546982
>Frank
>Superhero
Frank doesn't really have any kind of profile outside of the Criminal underworld. Certainly not enough of one to have in universe fanfiction written about him.
>>78547608
Frank has no time to be Frank to Frank.
Now I want to some parody covers of the prego Spider-Woman with Kamala preg from Franks Frank while she's wearing a Punisher T-shirt underneath her unzipped jacket>>78543729
winking and shushing the viewer not to tell her secret.
Given
>Marvel hasn't retconned all the weird shit that happened before the new Secret Wars
>Frank died right before Secret Wars started
odds are he's dead, and will be replaced by a new, representative minority Punisher, and a Frank/Kamela team up will never happen.
>>78557632
You can't Frank the Frank. Frank will rise from Frank more Frank than ever.
Crazy goofball science in Ms.Marvel leads to his resurrection.
Someone is stealing all the Hot Dog carts in New York City.
The power of Frankfurters to RegenerFrank.
>>78557125
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Template:The_Punisher
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Template:The_Punisher_MAX
They're nearly all dead or MIA, though.
Have Aamir being investigated for a crime, Frank goes after him, Kamala tries to defend his innocense
>>78549531
No.
>>78543729
Frank promises not to kill whoever they're after. He lies.
Chase ensues, based Frank shows his usual trojan determination while Kamala struggles to keep up, deal with the boredom and actually learns a thing or too. She helps him bust whoever and Frank kills the guy.
Marvel will fuck it up by having Kamala convince him not to be consistent by killing the fuck though. Fucking Nu Marvel.
They could get around this by him saying he won't and Kamala leaves cheerfully, then Frank drags the guy(s) into a dark place and shoots them.
"Are you taking me to the police now? I'll just go free."
"No. I'm taking you behind this shed."
>>78544163
Nailed it
>>78549531
When Daredevil was in prison, Frank got himself arrested to protect him from the inmates and make sure Matt wouldn't cross the line, which goes directly against that fucking awful rooftop scene from Ennis' run, so it's tough to tell if Frank wants to bear the weight of this vigilante path alone or wants to show everyone they're hypocrites.
>>78559982
>it's tough to tell if Frank wants to bear the weight of this vigilante path alone
Punisher does stuff like that a lot.
