Make sure I was nowhere near New York City

>>78522137
This

>>78522137
This. Also avoid all "heroes" at all cost. They stand around making jokes while people are dying around them.

Go to work. Go home from work, make a dinner, watch some movie, read a comic and wait for Friday to finally come.

>>78522090
Probably move to the countryside.

>>78522213
ah, the beautiful Westchester NY

Pray to not be written by Bendis.

Well, for one thing I'd get a cool mask.

I would then announce that I know the secret identity of all costumed heroes and villains alike and will blackmail them if SOMEBODY does not deliver me _insert thing that can give me super powers here_

I would also maybe stage some crap to make it look like I do in fact have some crazy powers already as a bluff

Then once I have whatever it is, I get powers then become a real villain

Isn't this the plot of Gewnpool?

Well it's a good thing I suck cock so I'll fit in easily

>>78522090
Jump into a vat of toxic chemicals. 50/50 shot I end up with superpowers.

Make myself look cool to gain plot armor

>>78522303
Someone would kill you or take you into custody before anyone would deliver you what you wanted

>>78522090
I would approach Doctor strange or some other person/being that can transverse dimensions/realities and ask them if they can send me to a reality/time or transport my consciousness before I started dating my ex so I could tell myself to wait to date her until she was over her ex and work on my own shortcomings and insecurities so we'd still have a chance of having a good long-term relationship.

>>78522352
Yes.

Fuck Frank

>>78522090
Become irrational like all marvel citizens. It must be the air.

Move out of Canada, on the off chance that I or anyone I love might be a mutant. Marvel Canada does not have the best track record with mutant rights.

Locate and start a long term relationship with Black Widow.

I'd probably spend all day on the computer, look up porn of the superheroes. That or go to that strip club where the lesser known superheroes fall into.

>>78522090
I'd either develop a depression-based superpower and my life would be exactly the same as it is now or I would get killed off-panel by falling debris.

Kill myself. There's always the chance where I fuck up so bad that the Punisher, Hulk, Ghost Rider, Deadpool, and/or Wolverine would want to hunt me down. They're obviously not people you want to be hunted by. Or maybe I'm just being paranoid.

>>78523555
Notice I said COOL mask

If I look cool enough, I will be popular, this gaining the meta power of plot armor and will not be killed

Checkmate

Become Gwenhulk or something.

>>78522090

Move out of New York.

>>78522303
Its Marvel, the number of heroes who still have secret identities that are worth knowing can be counted with your hands.