Elektra.
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>>78514824
Would cum in.
>Being Greek literally means any mildly swarthy chick regardless of ethnicity or race
Yeah okay I guess, I don't get pissy when a German is played by a Brit but still....
>>78514824
She looks Elektra-cute ;)
>>78515779
Stop your bitching you massive autist, literally nobody else gives a shit.
>>78514824
Damn, she got a nice manly jaw.
>>78515779
They made Jeryn Hogarth a hot okder dyke, they don't give a shit
>>78514824
I'll allow it.
>>78514824
Better than Jennifer Garner that's for sure.
more like Erektra amirite
>>78515779
She looks more like Elektra than Wonder Woman does, so fuck it, close enough.
Miss me yet?
>>78515929
Nope, not at all.
>>78515929
I have never missed you for any reason. I'd rather have a sequel to Halle Berry's Catwoman featuring Alvin & the Chipmunks.
>>78515779
My main beef is that >>78514824 has a jew nose, not a greek nose.
>>78516022
What? She's not even remotely Jewish, the fuck are you talking about?
>>78516041
He did not say she was Jewish, he said she had a Jew nose. It's right there in plain text, man.
>>78516022
>jew nose
>greek nose
There's literally no difference. Both are big. Pic related he's Greek.
>>78516066
It's still a retarded comment, /pol/.
>Elektra is 5'9''
>Actress is 5'5''
fucking womanlets
>>78516080
I don't know why you're accusing me of agreeing, all I did was tell you what was already there. You need to learn to read.
>>78516070
That's not curved. Jew noses are curved.
>>78516092
Surveys indicate that humans on average are in fact decreasing in size.
>>78516092
>true for practically all the female superheroes
Sif and Mockingbird are the tallest in the MCU
>>78516160
I thought we were growing.
>>78515847
No fuck you, I want to whine that Greek women aren't played by Greeks and they just get any bitch whol has a hard time speaking english.
>>78516207
To be fair actors are notoriously short and even the men seem to pale a few inches compared to their comic counterparts especially in Renner and RDJ's case.
>>78516304
Then complain about Brits playing American superheroes too, you massive hypocrite.
>>78516304
I still find the fact that RDJ has to wear heels to be the funniest thing ever.
To be realistic, you gave me "short" exceptions which says a lot about the ratio of sizable men in these roles to women.
If only more models could act.
>>78516544
No.
When I read about Elektra in Frank Miller's "The Man Without Fear", maybe it was just me, but I was thinking someone more Israeli? Those jewish girls with the big frizzy fros like that MIT professor Neri Oxman
>>78516832
same here. It is one of many portrayals after all.
>>78516729
Then go fuck yourself.
>>78516576
Wow. I'm 5'9'' and seeing this makes me feel a bit better about myself.
>>78516920
Don't rule out suicide just yet.
>>78516920
u lucky bastard.
>>78514863
I think that's just normal evening wear, not her ninja suit. The S2 trailer briefly showed her in more reddish garb.
>>78516138
Not every jew has a jew nose, not every greek has a greek nose. That's like saying all irish have red hair.
>>78515929
God no.
>>78516576
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>>78516932
Yeah I'm kind of disappointed many Hollywood actors aren't taller, particularly ones playing superheroes.
But I never understood why tallfags go all autistic on anyone under 6'4. The average national height for men doesn't even touch 6 feet. And I've always felt uncomfortable at the thought of dating women that looked like a child standing next to me.
Anyways, only one size matters in the grand scheme of things.
>>78514824
>>78517267
>Anyways, only one size matters in the grand scheme of things.
The size of your IQ?
>>78517267
The excuse I've seen thrown around is that it's easier to frame smaller actors with relatively larger heads and eyes, hence why most movie stars are slightly smaller. They also look cooler running, since they can lean forward more. Also, the growth hormone needed to reach 6 feet up also affects the skull structure, hence why tall people usually have weird chins and long faces and small eyes, which doesn't usually work.
It is the opposite in the comics where everyone has a huge body and tiny head.
There are obvious exceptions to this, particularly if your name is Chris.
>>78515929
Ben does
>>78517520
Too soon.
>>78514824
I was hoping for that one lady from the Kingsman movie
>>78517565
She apparently auditioned but wasn't impressive
>>78517565
Supposedly she's the mummy in the Mummy reboot, part of the Universal Monster Cinematic Universe.
>>78517480
>the growth hormone needed to reach 6 feet up also affects the skull structure, hence why tall people usually have weird chins and long faces and small eyes
I've never really noticed that with the exception to those affected by giant-ism. But I read somewhere that gravity is a reason why many living things in general have a limit to their size. Never understood how that worked but then we don't have dinosaurs sized creatures running around anymore.
>>78517599
Starring Tom "The Missile" Cruise. Why haven't Marvel cast Tom in any movies yet?
>>78517599
>Female mummy
kek
>>78517653
Cruise is the new Fraser? JUST
>>78515929
Worst thing about the movie
>>78517673
Shit's hot. She'd be naked and covered in bandages.
>>78516576
>tfw I'm a skinny Danny DeVito
>>78516576
>tfw 6'0 manlet
I need to do yoga again to gain 1/2-1 inch
>>78517653
Cruise would be a god tier Bullseye
>>78517267
the ones playing male superheroes in this day and age are fine.
Storm, Black Widow, Gamora keep throwing me off in relation to their teams.
Gal has as much a thin frame as Jamie A., but both women, Gal especially, have very larger than life looks to them.
>>78517642
Look up square cube law.
Basically, a 1x1x1 cube has a 1unit area to support a 1unit volume/weight. a 2x2x2 has a 4unit area to support a 8unit volume/weight. So the area grows up in an x2 and the volume in an x3, which means that the further from 1 you go, the more they diverge.
Now instead of support thing about the area of the lungs. Giant beasts can only breathe when they have a proportional lung area or if there is more oxygen in the air. Back in Dino Time there was more oxygen.
>>78514824
Wasn't she putting on a Kitana mask in the trailer?
The cloth should go on top of her head like a pirate.
>>78517748
>Bullseye
Sorry senpai(ily), this guy was made for the role
>>78515958
I don't know man, that Catwoman movie was reeeeeally bad, like Wolverine Origins levels of badness...
>>78517787
Woah, i know Origins gets a lot of hate and it makes sense, but it's really not "cosmetics gave me powers" tier
>>78517764
Aaron Paul looks the part, and can play a psycho when asked to play a normal guy.
>>78517673
It's not the first time it's happened.
>>78517565
Gazelle?
>>78517590
you got a source on that bozo?
>>78517954
Yeah. She's greek
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>>78517898
Females can't be scary though.
>>78518030
She's Algerian.
I'd Elektra her Nachos.
>>78518031
Well memed
>>78517590
>>78517565
She did, her audition leaked on vimeo but was immediately taken down. I saw it and it sucked. She came across as a dumb model who was just reading the lines.
>>78516832
oh my
>>78517840
Dude, did you not see Barakapool? Or How Emma Frost developed her Dimond form before her pysic powers? If Origins isn't just as bad as Catwoman then it's a short shot better.
>>78518089
Those are negative points about the comic-to-movie adaptation side, it doesn't make it authomatically bad for the entire potential audience, where instead Catwoman is cringey for anyone with a functional brain
>>78514824
Ayy bby, u wan some fuk?
>>78517764
Sam Rockwell would be better
Yes I did just watch Seven psychopaths, why do you ask?
>>78515929
>no red
no deal
>>78518220
Sam Rockwell's already in the MCU, mang.
Hopefully they don't kill her off and turn her into undead ninja woman
>>78517755
I see. Thank you, I'll look up the law.
>>78518081
Yuuuuup
>>78518247
I know, but I think he'd fit the role perfectly.
>>78518265
You know that's exctly what's going to happen.
She looks a littlenaughty
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>>78518280
Easy way to think of it is that if you double something in size, you make it four times as strong, but eight times as massive. From their perspective, their body would be twice as heavy.
That's why little kids can scamper on jungle gyms and olympic gymnasts are tiny things. Big, tall people simply lack the agility and acceleration, even if they have the advantage in top speed and strength.
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