/co/ bootleg thread?
>>78511310
>When you nut but she still suckin
>>78511310
>inb4 "SPECIAL" expand dong edit
>>78511508
Perfect
>>78511508
how does shrek always manage to make his way into these
>>78512264
shrek is love
shrek is life
My personal fav
This usually is obligatory
>>78512365
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I HAVE EVEN SEEN STICKERS BASED ON THIS IMAGE, SINCE WHEN THE SHOW CAMED OUT IN 2005
>>78512554
I think that's why it says sticker album.
>>78512473
This
>>78511454
Ahegao car?
>>78511454
>>78513195
>Yellow ranger is just a repainted Green
Kek
>>78511310
>>78513305
>>78513339
>>78513350
>>78513305
>>78513339
Makes you wonder what's on there, doesn't it?
>>78513350
Why is he tael-shaped?
>>78513339
Anyone have that summary?
>>78513412
The pokemon book is a russian comedy novel about a businessman who engages in erotic pokemon roleplay, and I think I remember something about a political element.
>>78513339
>Female slut Mewoth
>Pikachu crying with his bag
>Fucking Rayquaza staring at Meowth's ass
wha
>>78512316
desu that was pretty fucked up. Just imagine taking your kids to get a toy,they play wwith it, then you find some creepy bitch slashing her wrists.
>>78513425
>“The main character is a businessman obsessed with the number 34 (and horrified of the number 43) who is described as looking “like the Pokemon Pikachu, only adult and terrifying.” He falls in love with a chick who’s obsessed with Meowth to the point where she’s spiked her hair to look like those things pointing off of the side of Meowth’s head and even acts like a Meowth. She drags him into the world of Pokemon roleplay sex, and can’t get off unless he’s tasing her and making Pikachu sounds. The rest of the story just falls into even more madness with happy terrorists, apocalyptic hobos, ancient Chinese wizards posing as Photoshop designers, evil rituals, brutal murder with a dildo, a goldfish that turns into an amazing American superhero called “Queerman” (I believe that’s what it translated to, it might have been more offensive), and Vladmir Putin in drag being obsessed with Rule 34 of Donkey from Shrek and raping Pikachu while making donkey sounds and monologuing about capitalism. Also this won a huge prestigious award apparently because it’s all a postmodern metaphor for something or other. All I know is I never want to read another Russian story again.”
>>78513284
>From the producers who saw Shrek
>>78513541
It gets better.That female Meowth is the result of a transformation fetish. It's Ash.
Dump commencing.
There's some non-/co/ material mixed in, mostly because of the QUALITY of the product.
>>78515394
Toxic Gas Flap Bind Diminish is the most OP move in the entire game, yet here it's a measly 40 damage
>>78515370
is this shit like a dvd or a manga
>>78513646
>described as looking “like the Pokemon Pikachu, only adult and terrifying
Pikaman is my favorite pokemon
>>78513646
>Meowth girl
already I am rock hard
>>78515404
>Big Mouth Pelican: RAISE THE DEAD
>Duck: MAGIC
>Everything about SABLEYE
>>78515428
G2 Sense of Right Alliance was shit. G1 is the only true one.
>>78512264
vast overproduction of shrek action figures in china leading to the damn things going everywhere. Up to and including being ground up and recycled as packing material.
>>78515450
Looks like those "Hamburger Head" versions of Spawn figures McFarlane used to come out with.
>>78512316
This made the news. Poor guy selling them out of a price busters had a hard time defending his intentions while carrying this.
I operate for company that make sense of right alliance toy. We see peoples post the funny jokes about them, we now make more because t buy them to make more joke.
>>78512316
>Evilstick
Holy Shit.
>>78513305
Isn't this one of those prank DVD covers from a Nick Mag?
>>78513339
>University of Rochester Libraries
>of
>Rochester
>Libraries
it's like there was a single /co/ bootleg thread 8 years ago and not a single new post since.
>>78513646
You know, I'd absolutely read that. Is there a translation available?
>>78513284
>from the producers who saw Shrek
>>78516294
>>78513903
Is that part a shoop or self awareness in its purest form?
>>78515306
>two batmen
>superman
>Spider-Man
>mr. Incredible
>THEY ALL HAVE SWORDS
NERF PLEASE!
>>78515306
>2 Batmans because why the fuck not
Sorry about the delay, dump commences.
>>78511310
Has Toy Story ever used a 'Knock-off Toy' joke?
Because honestly I feel like knock offs are the mentally handicapped people of the toy universe.
>>78516435
I would see a Pixar movie based on knock-off toys going on misfit adventures.
>>78516449
Is that deadpool riding the velociraptor?
>>78511508
Why is a ninja turtle here?
>>78515394
>turkey warrior
>Masturbation Techniques Between Batman and Robin
>>78517056
Ok, seriously, what the fuck is up with this thing?
WHAT THE FUCK, I MEAN IT!
>>78515346
>"get fucked you little shit" the toy
>>78515394
I HAVE SOME OF THOSE
A PICTURE OF NIDORAN RAPING BULBASAUR IS CALLED SABLEYE
>>78517056
>>78517185
It's not really a bootleg thingy, but an actual book published in Brazil.
Here, you can even order that thing here: http://www.saraiva.com.br/tecnicas-de-masturbacao-entre-batman-e-robin-153775.html
>>78517320
I like everything about this.
>>78515404
I MEANT THIS, I HAVE AN ACTUAL COPY OF SABLEYE
>>78516868
that reminds me of that game Dong Dong Never Die
i always wonder how the lives of the people in the boxart are, and how the hell they got into something like this, but they always look really happy about being in it
>>78516868
Shit, I'm spooped.
>>78517395
Even the leaky brown #2 over her crotch?
>>78512264
>how does shrek always manage to make his way into these
So the superteams can get more shrecktacular.
>>78512365
>>78513195
>Bear of the Interest in the corner
>>78518162
>Johnny 5 as Optical Prime
Still waiting for Grant Morrison to make a comic with all these.
>>78517320
If you say so!
When I was a kid my mother used to buy all of my toys from a fucking cheap as fuck discount store near our house and they always had shit like this. She always insisted it was the same.
Used to have about 10 different toys of 'Tom the Tang Train' and whenever I tried to show her a Thomas the Tank Engine cartoon to prove to her it was wrong she would speak over the cartoon in a mangled voice pretending that the TV was doing it thinking she could trick me into assuming that was the 'new' version of the cartoon from my toys.
Also I wasn't allowed Pokemon cards, I had to battle my friends with cat stickers.
>>78513339
Every time
>>78513395
>the bottom left image is a photoshopped version of the top right image
>>78511508
Super Man Big Alliance
no Superman
Even in a bootleg, you'd think this would be a gimmie.
>>78513646
>>78514454
I don't know what to believe.
>>78518911
2nd anon is talking about the original Meowth image, it's a TF fetish image stolen from elsewhere.
>>78515306
>They all have swords
kek
>>78511454
>Sentai bulgeThis is my fetish
>>78511508
>Big alliancefor you
>>78516327
I'd have to say the latter. There must be people that stupid to write that.
Fun fact: The original plot for Toy Story 3 was a dark and gritty reboot in which Andy shoots up his school.
>>78518678
Haha
Your mom sucks.
/r/ing "How can you PRETEND to be a man."
>>78518678
Well hopefully you realize in hindsight that that shit was hilarious and your mom was probably poor or didn't know any better.
>>78512316
What am I even looking at here
>>78517320
Why does the 2 have to be brown and drippy
>>78513339
>>78516200
>University of Rochester Libraries
>My friends and I are graduates, we're less than a mile away from campus
fuck, I'm trying to search this shit in our library catalog, how the hell am I supposed to spell this?
>>78515404
>kekdra
>>78516868
>Ben 7
>There are 8 aliens
ONE JOB
>>78516217
Is that Arthur performing ass worship on Keroppi Hasunoue?
>>78517056
>Planeta de Agostini released it
>>78518678
at least you had a mom who gave a (cheap) shit about you, anon.
>>78518162
>the furniture of law enforcement
This is too good to be true
>>78513646
That would make a fucking awesome movie.
>>78513395
>gta batman dlc
Jesus Christ that would be the perfect game.
Close enough to /co/.
>>78519615
A toy wand. You press a button on the wand, and a light illuminates the picture on the right, accompanied by some distorted laugh. This shit made the news a while back. Even funnier, the merchants refused to take it off the market.
>>78516046
Please do make more if you really do make them. We love this shit.
>>78520559
What is even this, Batman card game?
>>78518678
>Also I wasn't allowed Pokemon cards, I had to battle my friends with cat stickers.
>>78512316
I see Sakura has officially sold herself out.
>>78513299
Kyle? What are you doing with that helmet?
>>78515404
Is there one that looks more like it's laughing?
>>78511508
fucking shitty Sense of Right Alliance knock off
>>78520028
That's his monkey sidekick.
No joke.
>>78523828
I'd totally read a Thomas story where they're all super robots.I once attempted to write a Thomas parody where they're all tanks on the battlefield.
>>78513646
>look like those things pointing off of the side of Meowth’s head
You mean whiskers?
>>78516868
I WANNA WATCH IT!!
>>78524346
>>78524452
>with realistic heavy breathing action
Oh shit
>>78515404
Man I actually want to make a deck out of these cards and challenge my friends
>>78521214
I do not make them to much work, me company make them.
>>78515404
I encountered most of these years ago. Only I knew their real names a few years later.
>implying the retarded makers of these bootleg cards had little knowledge about Pokémon
>>78515428
>Mr. Fantastic (?; far right) has red hair
>>78516240
>rocket raccoon Shuren Grut
>Department of the Milky Way
>de Laks
>>those Google "translations"
kek
>"star Prince"
Technically makes sense because Peter Quill is the son of J'son of Spartax.
>>78516868
Indonesia also makes shitty imitations on the screen of certain /co/ and /tv/ charactersnot counting Bima.
>>78516217
SNOSPIS EHT
>>78515306
It just does not work without Shrek
>>78511310
Is that earth worm jims face?
>>78518678
>Also I wasn't allowed Pokemon cards, I had to battle my friends with cat stickers.
did you win?
>>78511508
>Called the Superman alliance
>No Superman
>But three fucking Power Rangers
>this whole thread
>>78518678
I want to believe.
Your mom sounds like the greatest troll of our generation.
>>78527167
>if Anakin took the high ground
I finally have a good reason to post this.
>>78523850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyWWAgtjYc
this actually seems to work really well
>>78527378
That is actually quite impressive.
>>78524259
I echo this sentiment.
>>78518846
Maybe they are fighting for superman
I only have Dragonball bootlegs.
>>78515306
>Sakurai makes a DC smash bros game
>>78511508
>>78513195
>>78515306
>>78515428
Sense of right Alliance unlimited when?
>>78515428
>Yellow Ranger's a dude despite being a girl on the box
>>78515669
>they fucking killed off yellow car and replaced it with shitty blue car
>>78516414
What's the deal with giving vehicles to characters like Spiderman and Iron Man?
>>78517320
>thick
>delicious brown
>man face
>Gwen
>shit
its like everything /co/ loves in a single image
>>78527840
>>78516217
that's fucking creepy
GRAND DAD
>>78517320
this is the perfect woman right there
>>78528567
actually that's fortran from dian shi ma liPUSH START TO RICH
>>78518678
my face hurts from all the laughter, how do you feel about this OP?
>>78517026
>69HP
>>78519760
is golden actually
>>78523850
>>78527378
I want it.
>>78515306
Oh fuck I think I saw this one at Wisconsin State Fair.
>>78516327
>>78519103
The title isn't in English. They could have put that up there to legally mislead people who aren't fluent in English to buy their movie. All they have to do is see "Shrek" in a sentence that vaguely looks like it's saying that they made it.
>>78524346
Never buy dildos without a base
>>78529051
so you got one suck? how did you get it out?
>>78520302
because it is
>>78518690
I guess it was written by Russian Chris Chandler
>>78527167
The universe is the limit oooo yeeeee!
>>78529101
I didn't get one stuck. I had the privilege of learning about this hazard from other people so I wouldn't get things stuck in my ass.
>>78511508
It was a mistake to enter this thread when everyone else in the house was sleeping.
>>78529101
>>78529819
by the way, the answer is you just poop it out, provided it hasn't gone too far in
>>78515404
>"Fiery Fox"
>Water-type card
>It's actually a fucking Absol
>>78516292
Seconding. I want this.
>>78529720
I refuse to believe that a Russian Chris Chandler doppelganger exsists. We already have ONE, isn't that enough?
>>78529101
>how did you get it out?
>>78527227
>>78527378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCid-GypGI
>>78529846
>by the way, the answer is you just poop it out, provided it hasn't gone too far in
It will go "too far in" way before you get the chance to poop it out. Once it goes in all the way your butt swallows it whole.
>>78529961
I live that he couldn't get a gf so he become his own gf. Also uses the entire lgbt as his personal army . in a way Chris is a essence of otaku driven culture in the west . he also did admit to liking MLP. Recently on FB he was complaining because some company didn't want to mass print his magnum opus on possible copyright infringements. The truth is that chris is /b/ as fuck .
>>78527343
>Spiderman Stroke all the criminal
>>78524418
what is it? Some kinda knockoff Kamen Rider?
>>78518678
I gotta ask, how did you play with the cat stickers?
I'm a fa/tg/uy and I'd like to know what rules you used. If there aren't any, I'm gonna make some up and make this a real thing.
>>78528703
w2c?
>>78531005
if you figure it out, please post on /tg/
i would adore seeing this thread in the future. i only really go for MTG threads and that would be a welcome change.
you know what, post whether you figure it out or not. it would make for a great community thread.
screencap both posts as your OP image.
>>78527933
Looks like a massive kidney crystal
>>78529961
Isn't Charlie Sheen basically a wealthy celebrity version of Chris?
>>78527167
baller
>This is Batman. He will catch all baddy!
>This is Superman. He will ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ world!
>>78520967
Sauce on the news story? Jesus christ.
>>78532120
Yes, this is a bootleg of a bootleg.
Depending on which came first.
>>78513339
Oh, God, my parents own this book.
It's written by a famous Russian satirist and I vaguely remember it having something to do with numerology, and the protagonist could turn into Pikachu or something.
I just remember finding it as a kid, reading a couple of first pages and wondering what the everloving hell it had to do with Pokemon.
>>78512316
I'm usually not impresed by scary pics, but holy crap that's actually unnerving.
>>78515383
Ah, EGM, such good memories.
>>78516421
Let's give them credit for change Batman design.
>>78517363
But what's the point?. Teach us how to masturbate with Batman and Robin?.
>>78518162
>Ray Liotta
mysidesplsno
>>78516868
I... have friends who remember this show.
Welp, time to spread unwanted memories.
>>78518162
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8O7rIMJVNjY
Obligatory.
>>78512473
I thought it was a duck at first
>>78515346
>real life duckroll
>>78513903
>>78516294
>>78516327
It's a Danish animated movie. their humour tends to be very self-deprecating and they probably wanted to poke fun at their product.
The story itself has nothing to do with Shrek, I believe it's Don Quixote told from the perspective of Sancho Panza's donkey.
>>78516117
Yep.
HUGE JACKMAN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPFnsEfC8dY
>>78516868
I love shitty foreign shows.
>>78518678
pics?
>>78511620
>expand dong edit
wtf son know your memes
>>78527183
>The Naruto
>None of the superheroes have "The" in their names, even though it would make more sense that way
>>78527167
George could've thought of that name.
>>78516217
>die cis scum.jpg
>>78513339
I wanna fuck that Meowth
>>78532091
Is it fair to say that this is the most powerful bootleg alliance?
SUPER HERO could totally beat Sense of Alliance and Big Alliance
>>78530516
it's not like we have like, a way to put that shit out.
>>78532114
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/lists/dollar-store-toy-wand-has-hidden-picture-of-demonic-child-cutting-herself-with-a-kitchen-knife-9850505.html
>>78530958
It's Gavan Bootleg from "Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger vs. Space Sheriff Gavan: The Movie"
>>78528518
That's actually not a bootleg, they make christian shirts to look like popular brand names all the time. They sell them at christian bookstores, my dad has a star wars one
>>78515306
>Two Batmans
>All of them have swords
FUCKING ANIME SWORDSMEN IN MY ROSTER!
>>78532145
Why would your parents buy that?
>>78532337
Who are EGM?
>>78516040
sauce desu?
>>78511508
I thought that was John Cena and was very disappointed.
>>78524452
>>78524607
