NINETY THREE YEARS TODAY
i really need his signature before he croaks
>>78499275
THE FUCKER KILLED LEMMY AND STOLE HIS LIFE FORCE!
>>78499290
Get it fast, he probably won't make 94.
>>78501278
Every year we talk about this. Every year he keeps on ticking.
>>78499275
That deal he made with me is paying off.
>>78499275
Wow, hard to believe he's been gone that long.
What were the terms of your deal with mephisto, stan?
>>78501556
He can't discuss those.
>>78499275
AND HIS POWER ONLY GROWS
>>78501566
>566
>He can't discuss those.
Are you Satan's lawyer?
>>78501635
I can and will not discuss client privileges.
>>78501658
would satan's lawyer be Daredevil?
>>78499275
I feel my youth draining away.
>>78501694
He's got a team, on retainer.
Every post in this thread feeds Stan. For every post made you lose a day of your life and he gains it.
>>78501526
We hardly knew him.
>>78499275
He is sucking life from other art forms! You can't stop him!
>>78499275
He's not dead yet?
Stan "The Immortal Man" Lee
Stan the Man lives off virgin blood
Hides his pincers under the moustache
>>78501966
STAN'S POWER IS AT HIS PEAK
HE'S FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE NOW
>>78501966
>>>/mu/61318865
Stan Lee didn't kill him.
/mu/ killed Lemmy.
>>78499275
I think hell be fine
He killed Lemmy the mother fucker.
>>78501732
I'll gladly bind my life force to the dark lord if it'll help spare other artists.
>>78502070
STAN LEE VS TRUMP WHEN??!?
>>78503954
Can't flee the Lee
>>78503954
Stan Lee's powers can only be used for evil, never good.
Stan is really just Odin in disguise.
I was kind of disappointed that they put him in a shitty cameo in the movie instead of having him play the part.
>>78499275
Happy birthday, you magnificent old coot.
will his books, along with committed practice in drawing and writing everyday, help me create a good webcomic?
IF MEME MAGIC IS REAL THEN STAN LEE WILL DIE
>>78506056
> step one: find a great artist willing to work for next to nothing
> step two: do nothing except write bare outlines and shove it off on the artist
> step three: become lauded as a genius and rake in the moolah
It could work.
what if his powers is to turn old and saggy and hes only 30 years old?
>>78501966
>>78501093
Wait w-
Oh.
Oh, I did not know this.
Too bad Stan, I already sold my soul to Mephisto!
>>78506073
i fucking doubt it
meme magic is probably what's been keeping him alive
>>78506102
is that how he works?
>>78506102
thanks for the reality check m8, i really needed that...
>>78506073
STAN JUST CONSUMED LEMMY'S SOUL
EVEN MUSIC ICONS ARE FALLING DUE TO STAN'S POWER!
>>78506107
dumb bunnyposter
>>78506102
>step four: fuck the artist's wife in front of him
>>78506344
>step five: fuck his mom as well
>>78501093
He tried to kill Frank Miller, but he survived his attack
>>78499290
makes me glad I got it in 1995. .
>you will die in stan lee's lifetime
feels great man
>>78506467
But his soul will be forever incomplete
>>78506653
>Every anon who has died lived within Stan Lee's lifetime.
>>78506653
>there are people who died before stan lee
>>78499290
Don't worry man. That isn't happening anytime soon.
>>78501093
/mu/ killed Lemmy with meme magic, though
>>78499275
Hopefuly he will suck Bendis's soul so he can last another 5 years.
>>78506467
DDP Yoga gave him a strong defense. He's looking a bit better now.
>>78499275
He will outlive Eternity, Chthon, Dormammu, and Cytorrak.
>93 years old
>Still shows up once in a while
I think hell be fine
>>78509220
I have a great-aunt who's 95 and is still more active than people in their 20's. Considering how active Stan is, I'm sure he'll be fine for awhile longer.
>>78506056
at the end of the day, it all depends on you. hardwork and positivity, and the occasional hurdles(figurative) you'll have to overcome in order to get to the endpoint
>>78506056
Stan Lee's
"HOW TO LIVE FOREVER BY SUCKING THE LIFE FORCE OF YOUR PEERS (and Frank Miller)"
And Lemmy died today. It's like every of Stan lee's birthdays he has to make a sacrifice of another famous person to Satan.
>>78499275
the true man of steel
>>78506073
the whole "Stan Lee is immortal" ting is a meme
so Stan will live on because of /co/
>>78499290
you have all the century to get it... No hurry.
>>78509832
Wouldnt you?
>>78507364
Have you ever shitposted so hard, you killed a man?
>>78507364
huh?
>>78513611
>Stan actually feeds off comic related memes
>Bane posting is keeping him alive and well
>>78514412
If we stopped Baneposting, would he die?
>>78514412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
>>78514450
It would be extremly painful for whoever is in his immediate vicinity because he will draw their souls out while trying to find a new power source
>>78514383
Somebody posted about how Lemmy is 70 something and still drinking and smoking and partying and how he'll be fine. Like not even an hour or something later news of Lemmy's death reached the internet.
>>78514479
This is actually quite good
/tv/ has also created other very good banepost videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
>>78499275
>Stan Lee had to challenge Christopher Lee to see who will keep on living to 100
>two Lees went in, only one Lee left
is that how he does it? does he feed on the lives of other Lees? Bruce and Brandon were the first.
>>78514756
>Jedi Master Wizard Nazi Assassin Dracula Scientist wasn't powerful enough to defeat Stan "The Eternity" Lee
>>78514607
>Implying Stan isnt the reaper watching over his next victim
>>78514756
That's why Jim Lee sold Wildstorm to DC, it was the one place Stan would never look.
>>78501381
381, the number of the beast
>>78514607
>That kid's gonna live to be 18
>>78501381
yo I wanna know the details of the deal, I might buy in
>>78502199
>dubs
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
>>78514756
Damn, no wonder Frank Miller looks so bad.
He was protecting Jim Lee so Lee could finish ASBAR!
>>78506056
Why does he have a drawing book he can't draw for shit? The how to draw the marvel way with buscema would be a better choice.
>>78499275
Black MAgic!
>>78499275
Ninety three years till what?
>>78514354
Do I really have to remind you of the time when some pilot's next step in his master plan was to crash a plane?
>>78506594
Anon, your autograph might be older than me.
>>78506467
>survived
Lee will come back, only this time it will be a mercy killing.
>>78514986
He has to feed me souls. As long as he does this he lives.
>>78499275
SERGANT PEPPER TAUGHT THE BAND TO PLAY
>>78499275
Soon he will reveal his true form.
Stan Lee Vs Abe Vigoda highlander battle
who drops first?
There Can only Be one!
>>78503603
DON'T
>>78519546
Why not?
