Cartman is fat
Kyle is jew
Kinny is poor
Stan is ???
The audience stand-in
stan is a fucking asshole
An alcoholic
Gay.
>>78487246
>>78487262
>>78487274
Those.
>tfw I'm an alcoholic asshole
>>78487290
Didn't the creators say Stan was most likely to be gay?
>>78487290
>What. I'm not gay.
>>78487398
Sort of, when pressed to tell which of the 4 boys was most likely to turn out gay. Back in 1999.
>>78487236
A self-insert.
The straight man.
>>78487430
Thought it was more recent than that.
Then realize it's up to season 19.
>>78487545
and then they wrote in this fucker.
>>78487787
I just think Cartman has some kind of multiple personality disorder.How else do you explain Mitch Conner and Polly Prissy Pants?
Stan is white cis hetero male scum.
>>78487787
>Cupid Me motor-boting Cartman's asshole
>>78487880
was it rape?
>>78487236
The average joe
>>78487236
The traditional middle-class American everyman. This is why he was always the one who learned something at the ends of episodes.
>>78487990
Kyle also says he learned something.
>>78487236
a mary sue
Kyle is the rich friend, Stan is the emotional one. They said this in an interview back in the 90s.
>>78487236
I think you might be reading too much into it.
>>78487236
cuck
>>78487236
Isn't Stan just normal? But, this does make him abnormal because no one in South Park is normal.
>>78487236
secretly an ad
>>78487541
That's Kyle though.
>>78487236
Trey's self-insert.
>>78487236
The faggot
stan is randys son. enough said.
>>78487236
White.
Stan's a loser with nothing better to do than hang out with the other losers.
Stan is the cynical asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else and has to cope with addictive stuff like alchohol or freemium games to feel fulfilled.
>>78487236
In love with Wendy? That's what they claim to rip on him for in Here Comes the Neighborhood anyway.
I'd say 'a pussy' is more accurate though.
>>78487911
you cant rape the willing
>>78487541
>The straight man
But he's gay.
>>78487236
exactly
>>78487236
"normal"
Cartman.
>>78487236
A sperg.
Stan is the vanilla baseline.
>>78487236
my favorite kid
>>78487236
Baratheon
>>78493256
Please Randy, we all know your favourite kid is The New Kid
A Kyle clone.
Stan is just a younger version of his dad
>>78487236
Kyle and Stan are loosely based off Matt and Trey
>>78493813
>>78487236
an alcoholic
Stan's the addict. His really a miniature Randy in that he gets pretty easily swept up in peer pressure or fads, or normal addictive stuff.
The alcohol, the hoarding, the T+P game, the Scause bands, Facebook, or like the time he wanted Wendy to photoshop herself and get rid of her flaws.
>>78487797
Maybe, but then again Cupid me has shown to have some influence on the incredibly stupid
>>78493813
Underrated post
>>78493813
Oh, so he's a fucking hypocritical asshole who thinks he's the most moral and rightous guy around, despite all his own horrible shit that he's blind to?
>>78487236
(You)
>>78498442
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
>>78487236
the redneck jock
