"You know, I love how kids of divorce really have the market cornered on family dysfunction. But let me share with you a typical Thanksgiving at the Turk household: It starts with my mother yelling at my sister for yelling at my grandmother who's yelling at the television screen, which happens to be the microwave. And then my militant brother Jabari - formerly Bob - gives my father attitude for using the word black, even though he's referring to the turkey. Which, by the way, only got burnt because instead of turning the oven off, my bi-polar aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it. But you know what we do? We kiss, and we hug, and we apologize for all the things we said, 'Cause a month later, we gonna get together and do it again at Christmas!"
Look around, Batman. Society's crumbling, and do you know why?
Information overload, man! As a society, we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and sound bites. We can't absorb it all! There's only one sane solution: BLOW IT UP!
Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad". I was gonna say, it makes me feel so "mop."
I am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.
>>78486680
Nuhuh
>>78486602
>tfw he was pretty much the same character only with magic kung fu in LOK
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>>78486745
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Flynn#Television
IT'S TIME FOR THE LANCE VANCE DANCE
>>78486680
Are you shitting me?
[whip crack]
>>78486710
>Knight
I like that Carry Fisher, she's a real cutiepie.
>>78486551Me, you, and a dog named Boo.
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You lied to me Finn...
HOOWHEE WHAT A CLIFFHANGER
>>78486710
This still really surprises me whenever I'm reminded
>>78490063
"You are like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something."
>>78486602
don't forget this guy
Soon you will be airborne. So if you or your little aviators have a fear of flying or of heights, you might want to wait for your party at the arrival gate.
Ookay, let's review: That is..'seats', 'seat belts', 'carry-on items', 'safety straps', 'fear of heights', 'keep your hands and arms inside at all times'...anything else? Yeah.
Have a nice flight!
"It's all yours if you're willing to take it. Destroy worlds, crush anyone blocking the door.. Feel their bones crumple and their goo spill out."
I am the first person to make this fabulous Journey. Suspended in the timelessness of Inner Space are the thought waves of my first impressions. They will be our only source of contact once you have passed beyond the limits of normal MAG-NI-FI-CA-TION
Don't mess with the princess!
>>78490919
Nice work pal
>>78492455
Underrated dark ride
You know. The pain. Of you. Day in, day out, being there. With that face. Not knowing what to say. Not caring anymore. Not even knowing that you'll probably only care about her when it's finally too late. Forgetting about all those desperate- those desperate years you spent alone, your barren years when no woman would even consider resting her tired head on your shaky little shoulder. Stinking of belly semen. Why even wipe? And when you finally get one of these coveted pieces of tail that have been built up as the grand trophy in your nothing life, you try desperately to keep it. Not to protect it! But to hoard it. To keep it away from the other wolves and jackals circling your territory! And you realize, all too soon, that you're not good enough! That maybe there was a jerk-off called Darwin after all. And that you never acknowledged his existence because you knew deep inside that you were really what you feared you were-- weak. And passive. And ultimately, broken by the ones who were made the fittest. And that through your weaknesses, you built up a poison that poisoned others around you. That you love. And the only true justice was to let those dominant jackals feed on you. Survive off you.
I want to do something important.
I want to help people and do good work and sleep on the ground and poop in a bucket.
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SONIC'S THE NAME!
