You're at a bar and your girlfriend slaps this guy's ass.
What do you do?
Thinking fast I grow a matching mustache.
>>78469951
Slap it too, dump the girlfriend.
Slap his ass too
>>78469951
I'd give him a rimjob, that's always my way of saying "sorry that my GF slapped your ass".
>>78469966
Pretty good effort, but it doesn't quite match.
>>78470083
I ask him about his daily grooming routine. Soon we will be friends.
>>78469951
Y-you too!
>>78469951
I´m confused and a bit aroused.
>>78469951
There is but one course of action.
>>78469951
Fuck his ass to establish dominance.
>>78469951
Cut some bacon off his back.
>>78469951
Bend him over and pork him
>>78469951
Bend him over and make him squeel.
Chase after the two of them on my tiny Scooter while everyone involved gets into whacky slapstick antics culminating in me saving him and the biker gang which he leads following me into the sunset.
>>78469951
>at a bar
>girlfriend
Wake up
