Your opinion on this hack?
He's a hack.
Always ripping off customers by buying a quality item for a whole lot less than they're actually worth. Does every dirty trick in the pawn shop manual.
Hack?
>>78457093
Y'know. A hack.
>>78457041
His dialogue is unbearable.
>>78457119
You mean like a bad writer?
I got into comics around the start of Dark Reign, and until Siege, the spell was broken and I despise his writing.
Bombshell and Eva Bell are top tier waifus though.
>>78457132
I wouldn't say unbearable, but it's certainly polarizing.
>>78457184
He does write bad.
>hack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nigga, do you even know who your talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.
Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998
Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.
He' the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.
>>78457263
Write? Badly?
>>78457041
Michael Chiklis?
>>78457041
He's the best writer Marvel's got right now.
>>78457489
He writes badly? (I didn't know he wrote).
>>78457308
You really are stupid
>>78457195
Polarizing? You mean poles? Like a magnet?
I like him
Didn't knew who he was before /co/. Still don't really do. Haven't read the really bad stuff, or maybe I forgot already. Not sure if it's as bad as it is said.
Hate what the did to Venom though.
I liked Dark Avengers and I'm suprisingly enjoying Invincible Iron Man.
>>78459256
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.
And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.
But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.
Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love.
>>78457041
He looks like a rubber mask that's had all the detail sanded off into some kind of smooth, featureless, eerie appearance.
>>78459716
I wish I hadn't spent the time to read this thing.
You sure sucks a lot of cocks. And your logic is abhorrent
>>78459481
Can someone tell me what's wrong with Miles having a relationship with Ms Marvel? He's being portrayed as a responsible, mature and caring teenager in a way Peter hadn't been portrayed since well, never. He's also showing his skills as a leader, something Peter never got to do in a serious way with the Avengers (Peter portrayal of a relationship was laughable like that issue where Carol comes back for a date).
Is it because he isn't a white guy with a white girl like back in the day? Carol was a forgotten C-list character that never got the spotlight in the franchise she was created after the 80s ended, just like all the other Captain Marvels were. Carol was not like Iron Man or Captain Marvel who are A and B list respectively. His only role in Spider-man books outside of the relationship was always that of the partner or the sidekick, she was never an important character until now and conversely her most important stories always happened to be with alcohol. I bet Stan Lee would not have had any problem with using Miles if he was allowed.
So why the hate for Miles? I don't understand.
>>78459880
>responding to a pasta
I think the only cocksucker here is you, friendo.
>>78460094
Are you looking into my IP, I see...
>>78460152
You can see IPs with 4chanX
>>78459900
setting up all the brown people together just so they be brown together is such a sjw thing to do.
Their racism the kind that treats people not as people but as things that are inferior to them and need to be herded into being the "RIGHT KIND"
>>78459481
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Bendis thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Miles x Kamala, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a bad Marvel writer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bendisfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BENDIS? YEAH, BENDIS. BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS! YOU KNOW, THE BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>78459793
He's looking more like Zordon every day.
I don't mind Bendis, that much. A lot of the time, I feel as though his payouts are horrible, especially if it's built up for a long time.
That said, Ultimate Spider-Man is my favorite run, up until Miles, I enjoyed Alias when I first read it and while I think his ideas come from out of nowhere, at least they are interesting conceptual ideas.
Honestly I come to any Bendis thread for
>>78457093
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>>78459195
The best meme /co/ has.
>>78457090
underrated post.
>>78457041
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread (excpet for story times so we can see the trash for what it is) ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.
why are you asking my opinion when you already have one?
>>78457041
I thought he did an alright portrayal of the Thing in the 2000 era Fantastic Four movies.
He had a decent run with Daredevil an Alias even if his writing got insanely retarded at times (abundance of bendis speak especially with Jessica Jones) they still were overall solid runs. That being said he's done just as much if not more trash than the good he's done.
>>78457041
he's gonna need a pig heart before he turns fifty
>>78457041
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
Its basically the exact same for Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
>>78457308
> being the king of the shittest company in the industry is somehow a good thing
nahhh, m80. The whole problem with Marvel can largely be put down to their attempts to appeal to a younger and stupider demographic, which Bendis arguably started with USM.
>>78457041
He can make fun comics but he completely rapes whatever franchise he's handled
He'd be better off restarting dead franchises and introducing OC.
>>78467152
sometimes i wonder what happens to an anon to make them think "no, the world must have my copypasta as well"
>>78467529
>introducing OC
Hahahaha, you like Goldballs too XD?
He can't even introduce OC anymore.
>>78467682
What is greggs? and what is strange about being called racist,there?
>>78467698
English bakery chain.
>>78457041
>talking shit about our lord and saviour
Same as Geoff Johns: when he was young and trying to prove himself he made some good shit but now he's top dog and doesn't give a fuck.
I can't even get mad at Bendis anymore because this meme is just too goddamn funny
>>78457041
He is the eggman.
>>78467776
It's a free market-- I MEAN WORLD.
Who wins in a fight, Bendis or Loeb?
BENDIS :---DDDDDD
>>78467698
Best place for steak bakes and sausage rolls.
Pretty in infuriating that Bendis gets all of this high profile media expose when he's a hack writer, a boring person and the walking embodiment of everything embarrassing about comics. Guy like Morrison, Ellis and Moore and infinitely more interesting, intelligent and better at writing comics. The perks of being a good company boy I guess,
>>78467918
>Best place
Don't lie to people like that.
>>78459900
People don't like it when their waifu or daughterfu is shipped with someone they don't like, simple as. milesxkamala would probably get the same reaction as teen cyclopsxkamala.
>>78459900
>Is it because he isn't a white guy with a white girl like back in the day? Carol was a forgotten C-list character that never got the spotlight in the franchise she was created after the 80s ended, just like all the other Captain Marvels were. Carol was not like Iron Man or Captain Marvel who are A and B list respectively. His only role in Spider-man books outside of the relationship was always that of the partner or the sidekick, she was never an important character until now and conversely her most important stories always happened to be with alcohol. I bet Stan Lee would not have had any problem with using Miles if he was allowed.
What.. what are you trying to say?
Who are you referring to as a partner or sidekick?
>>78468033
>teen cyclopsxkamala
Bite your flatscan tongue, his true love is Pixie.
>>78468442
>>78468442
>>78468456
>anon casts Polymorph
>>78467882
The audience.
>>78463543
>people dismissing this as pasta
I agree with you.
>>78467882
>>78469550
>Jeph Loeb
>and then in mourning Peter and aunt May found comfort in each other
>>78463543
So I assume an edit of the Navy Seal copypasta with Bendis is inevitable at this point. Can't wait
>>78468099
Anon, I'm saying it's a terrible idea.
>>78457119
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>>78467966
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.
And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.
>>78457489
fuckin lost it
>>78470832
Nignog chimp boy
>>78457041
>hack
Please tell me this isn't some kind of fappening you're talking about.
i have 6(six) pastas about bendis and i need more
keep them coming guys
>>78467698
Greggs. You know, the store. Greggs.
>>78472443
kek
>>78470574
>and then in mourning Peter and aunt May found comfort in each other
Why do I have sully feeling this happened.
>>78467751
A bakery chain? In England?
>>78467786
I don't know, at least when I read Geoff Johns comics I don't like, he still seems like he's giving a fuck even though I question the choices he's making.
>>78472589
Wait, that's what people do? Go to England and open bakery?
>>78472613
They do have bakeries. England has a lot of bakeries.
So I'm wondering
Everytime there is a fucking thread on how Bendis is a hack, a bad writer, bla bla bla he destroyed my favorite character, bla bla bla everyone seem to conveniently forget that he also did some amazing work (Ultimate Spider-Man and especially pic related being my personal favorites).
So I'm wondering /co/, do you actually read comic books ? Or are you just picking issues and throwing them away as soon as you're finished with them, treating comics like garbage and forgetting everything that was great ?
As a guy who grew up paying 12 to 15€ for barely 50 pages of 9th art, I'm disgusted by this attitude.
Yeah Bendis wrote some bad stuff, he wrote some good too. There are a fuckton of worse writers out there, there are a fuckton of bad artists, but nope, no one gives a shit. Meanwhile, everyone eats Snyder & co like candy, and no one calls them hacks. Really wondering wtf is going on.
>hating on the best writer at marvel
anon please, just search in your heart and you will find the truth
>>78472637
Bakeries... More than one?
>>78472727
Yes, two.
>>78472690
Did. Decade or so ago. He's ruining comics now.
>>78472741
Abd what people do? Have to pick where to spend money?
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>>78459900
I just really, really want her to get together with Sam, and I also don't want him to get cucked by such a flat character.
>>78472755
> He's ruining comics
The few comics he's involved in at least. Go read something else, there's plenty of great fish out there.
>>78467786
Except Geoff Johns does give a fuck.And I still enjoy his work.
>>78472826
Kek.
Just wait for synergy to hit Spidey and we get MILF May.
>>78472916
>want to read Cyclops
>Bendis writes Cyclops
Being characterfag is suffering.
>>78472826
please tell me this is just fanart. Please...
>>78472969
Yeah. Edit of Troubles.
>>78457041
He needs to go back and write street level noire stuff, once he has a team book he just fills it with action and no character development besides death. No characters grow in his team books, they just go from one crisis to another.
I'm not sure if he's capable of doing good street noire anymore, but I want him to try
>>78473027
He did recently a The United States of Murder Inc. mini series and he still does Powers.
>>78472774
They have to pick somewhere to spend money.
>>78473121
is Powers any good? Never heard anything about it besides it's a tv show now
>>78457041
Way past his prime. He's practically the George Lucas of cape comics.
>>78473290
Most consider it among Bendis' best work. I personally couldn't get past the first issue because of the Bendis speak.
>>78473290
Not really
The TV show is awful too
>>78472690
Your full of shit mate. Every time there's a Bendis thread, there's always someone mentioning Daredevil, Alias, or Moon Knight. Those are the go to "b-but Bendy boy wrote good stuff!" arguments. Bendis has just shit the bed consistently for the last 3 years.
>>78477709
>Bendis has just shit the bed consistently for the last 3 years.
very true,but you can't argue that some of his old stuff was good. The time Marvel put him on team books was the death of him
>>78472695
>filename
kek
>>78477709
Thank you boy for repeating what half the posts here are already saying. Don't know what we would've done without your contribution. Go read the three titles you've mentioned and throw your bitterness at an actual bad writer.
>>78478268
An actual bad writer? Bad?
>>78478268
way to get angry at nothing
>>78467882
Well Loeb would cancel him before he could do anything more than throw a second punch.
I liked Ultimate Spider-man. I'm not actually sure if I've ever read anything else he's written.
>>78477709
>Bendis has just shit the bed consistently for the last 3 years.
Try 9.
Almost every element that came directly from him as head honcho at Marvel was utter shite.
