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THE SHOW PROMOTES DEGENERACY
2015-12-26 12:23:42 Post No. 78442947
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THE SHOW PROMOTES DEGENERACY
Anonymous
2015-12-26 12:23:42
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Who's Shermie Pines?
Underaged fucker. That's who.
The brothers didn't really have any other siblings throughout their life.
Don't tell me their middle aged parent fucked after Stan and Ford left and birthed another sibling. That's disgusting.
Even if they did, then that means Shermie knows it's never been Ford living there. Shermie has known Ford for 10 years during that time and sudden replace of personality, intelligence and six fingers would easily be answered though their old photo album.
And Shermie let Stan take care of their kids, even after possibly killing Ford(unknown at that time).
The pine twins age is 12. We can assume the ages of the Stan's are 57. 30 Portal time line. 10 years after highschool. 17 when Stan was kicked out of his home.
Let's say Shermie was born a year after Stan was kicked out. If we minus Stans age and the Pine twins age from the calculation, it means 28 years are left.
That means.... Shermie Pines gave birth to Mr. Pines age the age of 14. And the Pines gave birth to the Twins age 14. This is literally not including the 9 months baby time. So one of them or both of them might be 13.
Shermie and Pines parents are like literally the biggest Mystery in the show. Jesus, this show supports degeneracy of underage birth and marriage.
Fuck you Disney.
Fuck you.
/pol/ out.