You got it?You're their Secret Santa now. What do you get them?
My dick
More chimneys
>>78434446
Hope you kept the receipt.
>>78434432
What would Superman even need?
Maybe a really sturdy keyboard so he doesn't have to worry about typing too hard, I don't fucking know.
>>78434461
You should have gotten him aPRRRROMOTION.
>>78434482
Don't worry bro, I know a guy.
>>78434562
kek, can't believe it slipped my mind.
>>78434432
A box of oreos, easy.
>>78434704
Stop enabling him.
You're only making it worse.
>>78434488
Prrrromotion? What for?
Seven vagañas. Maybe more.
>>78434432
The entire Boxset of her home cartoon, including the events that have yet to happen. Maybe that way she'll survive.
>>78434720
What's wrong with Dick eating oreos?
>memegwen
i dont know, chocolate maybe
Leggingsfor both
>>78434803
He's gotta watch his figure. There's a reason we keep him around, you know.
Well, two reasons.
>>78434432
That's easy, I get her a crucifix for when she feels alone.
>>78434432
He can use it to kill demonic monkeys AND make pancakes. The perfect gift.
>Bart Simpson
I got a skateboard laying around in my closet. Knock yourself out, man.
I could also just buy him some junkfood
Dick for Dick
Another girl for the harem.
>Bueno Excellente
My first thought would be a big barrel of lube, but I'm pretty sure he prefers going in raw.
Maybe a nice set of bondage ropes
I donno possession of my body I guess
>>78434432
A new set of mechanical tools.
>>78434432Scoots
A jet pack
that way she'll stop being a crippled
>>78434432
a bf
>>78435210
>a second season
I don't fucking know.
a time machine
A death star
>>78434432
>Superman
I get him his favorite brand of peppermint candies with the smallest mass of kryptonite physically possible to form. Even Superman will be unable to taste it so long as he eats them one by one! He will be poisoned very slowly and after a period of months the effects will be greatly noticeable but because of the size no equipment will be able to detect the kryptonite in his system. On his death bed I will be the one to tell him the true reason and purpose of his death as I sit at his bedside until he inevitably perishes. Foolish Superman is no match for my keen intellect this time!
A quart of Jack.
>spider-man
some camera lenses?
>>78434432Steve Rogers
>Darkseid
Probably a chair fit for a king, no, a god.
>>78435081
Same here
>>78434432
...A simpler job he can't fuck up.
A symbol of my allegiance to the First Order, plus I offer to help him find and apprehend the traitor.
>>78434432
Power Girl? A pair of snow globes.
>>78434432
A stack of comics
sunglasses
>>78434432
Socks.
All kinds of striped colors.
Different pairs for everyday of the week.
>>78434432
Superman already did better than I could ever hope to do.
>>78434446I thought of Spigot but close enough
A hoodie of his own.And a new series.
>>78434432
A bigger Gun
![Korra_(Season_4)_appearance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sVl7AvB.jpg "Korra_(Season_4)_appearance[1].jpg")
I don't know maybe an ending, or maybe character development.
>>78434432
Probably some books related to the paranormal, or aliens.Or a better sister
Her son back...
What the fuck could I give to an emotion
Parents.
Nachos
>Deadpool
some xanax
A hug, because he needs fans more than anything else, poor guy.
>>78434432
Discworld, Berserk or Dark Souls.
booze or smokes
>peridot
A book about the Earth
>>78434432
I have some pretty great hickory out back, and with a little bit of time I could get it dried and treated some resin packed in with a vacuum technique or somethin' like it (I believe it'd be similar to what you'd do to waterproof some wood panel), he'd have one hell of a staff. They're so small I could make a bunch and he could take his pick.
>>78434432
a return to the status quo
>>78447600
I'd pick Dark Souls.
>>78434432
A nice comfy bra that fits.
>>78444016
Or a good dicking
Apearl necklace
>>78448342
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>>78448329
That's what she needed tbqh
a Batman poster
