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Purest girl gets first post twice
Christmas waifu princess Weiss
First for best girl going overboard at Christmas.
>>78413603
Personally I'm fond of Normandy cucking Pyrrha. Nora getting sick of Pyrrha shit and telling her that Jaune's getting fucked tonight, and if Pyrrha won't get her ass in gear she's gonna miss out.And then maybe threesomes
Did we get the cap?
Xth for purest girl
>>78413925
>implying Nora wouldn't force Ren to join in making it a threesome anyways
>>78413884
Where are you, shit writer buddy?
>>78413925
Ren finally gets the gift he's been looking forward to all year.
>Some goddamn peace and quiet
>>78413884
Both of them are on the naughty list, Ruby alone deserves presents.
>>78414009
Krampus is coming for Blake, Yang, and especially Weiss.
>>78413965
I am the shittiest of the shitty.
>>78414030
And here I thought I'd never get a chance to use this.
>>78414054
You get the rod.
>>78414054
>You're playing a Persona RWBY edition.
>After some hours of playing you reach the christmas holiday in the game!
>You can choose one RWBY social links to spend the christmas eve.
>What do you do?
>>78414092
What?
>>78414092
I spend the night trying out various strange Christmas liquors with Roman.
>>78414092
Depends. Ruby is always the first choice always. That is assuming you have the choice and both teams RWBY and JNPR don't force their way into your room.
>>78414092
Ruby, of course.
Gotta spend the Remnant equivalent of Christmas with the waifu.
So we getting a story time or what package Anon?
>>78414197
He doesn't know how apparently.
>>78414035
Great! Now we just need a good prompt, shit writer buddy.
>>78414197
It has a new book smell.
>>78414035
Well then you gotta start somewhere. You either remain shitty, or start writing enough to take part in something (Hopefully) memorable.
>>78414324
>J-just don't...stare, okay?
What?
Is this a thing in your new book?
>>78414298
Team RWBY x Anon harem/polyamory christmas, with all of the team's family members coming over. Awkwardness and hilarity ensues.
>>78414381
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>78414328
The most I've done is make a few suggestions/prompts, one of which was pic related.
>>78413920
Neo will never sit on your face and slam her heel into your crouch to make you suffocation quicker and more painful for Christmas.
Why live.
>>78414389
At least it's not guro. Besides, it's fluff, not smut.
>>78414350
>Has never read SAO
You naive fool.
>>78414381
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>78414419two year's worth of semen
>>78414298
A hunter spending Christmas alone during a mission
>>78414419
I know of it.
Didn't like the premise so I never bothered reading the novel
>>78414438
see
>>78414410I'm actually not really into polyamory/harem, I just like the idea. It seems funny
>>78414350
It's. It's something.
>>78414381
>>78414450
C-can I get a funny prompt?
>>78414475
Yatsuhashi tries to teach Velvet Judo.
It doesn't end well.
>>78414324
>>78414470
Do we really need this; we're gonna get enough of it from RWBY what with M&K's taste. Seeking out more is just masochistic.
>>78414475
Dude, the prompt I gave you is very open in a way that you can even make it funny.
>>78414497
RIP Velvet
>>78414475
Dude, the harem/polyamory one is funny.
>>78414509
Were you not in the last thread where the hope and determination of anon was destroyed?
>>78414548
>Masturbatory self insert wank is funny
>>78414450
The hunter one makes me wanna do that actually. A sort of bitter sweet story, of a hunter who's out there alone because he's doing this to protect his family, and for his friends who've fallen in the line of battle. He's happy, but sad at the same time.
>>78414509
He didn't look for it. It found him.
>>78414557
Let him suffer alone
>>78414497
>>78414523
Ok, I'll try to do the best I can with these for tomorrow.
Harem anon, those aren't really my forte, but since it's Christmas and all that I guess I'll try yours too.
>>78414569
You're assuming it's Anin's harem, as opposed to "the harem that Anon is in".
Shit
'Twas the night before Dustmas, when all through the dorms
Not a creature was stirring, not the Grimm swarms;
The stockings were hung on the walls with no care,
In hopes that St. Schneecholas soon would be there;
The Huntsmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Vytal wins danc'd in their heads,
And Yang in the nude, and I in my cape,
Had just settled down for one good night's sleep —
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I ran like Flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The broken moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below;
When, what to my wondering silver eyes should appear,
But a dust-powered sleigh, and eight robot reindeer,
With a mysterious driver, hurrying through the night,
I knew that it had to be Schneecholas, right?
More rapid than Nevermores her coursers they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen;
"To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the Mercury Tornado fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the school-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of dust — and St. Schneecholas too:
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each metal hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Through a portal St. Schneecholas came with a bound:
>>78414571
You can take over it if you can get it out faster than I can.
What do you call a Gangbang involving Weiss, Winter and their dad?Schneechaos.
>>78414569
You've got a point there, but it's funny if done right.
>>78414571
Don't forget its Christmas!
>>78414582
>>78414624
It's too late Candle, I've already read it all
>>78414624
She was dress'd in red and black, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnish'd with ashes and soot;
A bundle of Dust was flung on her back,
And she look'd like a criminal sneaking like that:
Her eyes — were they red? She looks kinda scary,
Her sword looked so cool, and she smelled like... cherry?
The rest of her was hidden by that freaky Grimm mask,
And and she looked around like she had some important task;
She ran down the hall to Uncle Qrow's room,
Holy crap, did anyone else hear that BOOM?
The sounds of arguing resonated within
How was no one else woken up by this din?
She dragged Qrow out, his same drunken self
And I laugh'd when I saw him in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He just said "sorry kid, guess I gotta work",
Before getting pulled further away with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, through the portal he goes.
They got in her sleigh, to the team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
And off they went, I might never know why —
But not before she exclaimed "Tell Yang I said hi!".
>>78414009
>Yang and Blake on the naughty list
I'm okay with that
>>78414579
It really fucking did.
I will admit, flipping through it some of it is fucking hilarious.
>>78414640
Nah, I call it "how about no"besides, that's a threesome, not a gangbang
>>78414633
Idunno... I mean,
>>78414645
It is christmas... Seems like it'd be a little sad for the holiday.
>>78414675
Am I reading a greentext story? Is this some kind of fanwritten shit by some teenage girl on heat?
>>78414569
I'm still waiting for Tomokoanon being Jaune's fucktoy.
>>78414640
I just call it a monday
>>78414648
This was surprisingly well done.
>>78414715
Nope, just regular SAO.
>>78414717
>tomoko anon
what is this and why have i not heard about it
>>78414675
Why is absolute capitalized
>>78414579
It didn't find him. It sought him out like a fucking slasher movie.
>>78414663
Well yeah, Blake's a terrorist and Yang's a thug
>>78414706
You can make it funny.
I believe in you.
>>78414760
Make a bittersweet story of a hunter, alone on christmas, sad because he's alone but happy because he knows he's doing the right thing? I can't really make that funny.
>>78414743
To mock Pyrrha's betaness we sought out a figure who could never in any dimension outmanuever her. What we brought back was Tomoko with anon's idea of romance.
>>78414706
>>78414760
We believe in you. By the way, weren't you at a party, Thatch?
>>78414741
I cheated by just editing the original.
>>78414780
>Pyrrha
>not being outmanuvered
It's impossible!Besides. Tomoko a cute. She is best non-RWBY waifu
>>78414788
I'm at the kitchen for the meantime.
The guests haven't arrived yet.I swear if they don't come
>>78414773
"Unlike the people he saw through the windows, this man had no family waiting for him.
He never got to start one, and given his age, it was unlikely it would happen in the future."
Go on from there.
>>78414819
It's a good start, but I'll save that for like, this weekend. Once the booze kicks in I'm doing a story of Neo going a bit... overboard... with celebrating christmas.
>>78414715
It's SAO. I thought I would have to read the entire thing to find the golden moments.
I just keep flipping to random pages though and find gold.
>>78414815
At least you have us, right?
>>78414773
Skies the limit man.
You can make the hunter engage on the locals to spend Christmas with.
He's alone in a sense that he's not with familiar company
Hilarity ensues.
I make my prompts really non-specific so the writer has some breathing room and maybe twist things up a bit.
>>78414882
Got to the sex yet?
>>78414324
Must be seeing things...Asuna?
>>78414892
That's in a separate thing, not in the actual LN publication.
>>78414812
Tomoko is even more self-destuctive and has a pretty shitty personality when you get to know her. You'd need at least 5 Pyrrha's to out-beta her.
>>78414882
>I had to force myself to continue.
Sort of like the readers
>>78414750
>Not getting the implication
>>78414933
I think the author could've worded that with a little less "callow" in their writing.
![DSC02162[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wp5PeTb.jpg "DSC02162[1].jpg")
>>78415038
>those sweater puppies
Now I need to see what it looks like naked.
>>78414750
I bet your from vacuo
>>78414882
If someone can remember specific moments in the book I'd be happy to spread the pain.
>>78415075
>>78415038
She actually has a really nice rack. Now if only it was a keyhole sweater
Finally done with the first draft of my sequel to pic related.
However, it's 4 am so it's probably shit. I'm gonna go to sleep and then read through it when my mind is not clouded by sleepyness and alcohol.
Cya guys!
>>78415038
When are you gonna hotglue her, anon?
>>78415114
Baby please, everyone knows you're a massive slut
>tfw you had three commissions
>tfw your family took you out till 7pm for Christmas shopping for extended family gifts and you just want to get home to draw
>tfw you got home to start on them and 15 minutes later family calls and heavily pressures me to join their pre party with relatives and nieces
>11pm Atlantic Standard, buzzed on booze
>tfw I have to pull an all nighter or just finish them tomorrow
>mfw pic related
What do?
>>78415154
I really want to shove my cock in her.
>>78415216
Explain to the people that have commissioned you that they have to wait a few more days due to the holidays.
> It's early Christmas morning, the sun is still hours from rising.
> It's snowing, the icy flakes catching the multicolored lights strung over every house in Vale.
> Even the flagship of the Atlas fleet is illuminated, a shining star protecting the city below.
> It's quiet inside.
> The night shift is on duty, the bare minimum to keep the ship flying.
> Crew sit at their stations, talking quietly and snacking on leftover treats from the party earlier.
> Most are drinking, a rare treat that's overlooked by their officers.
> No one is expecting any trouble tonight.
> On top of the HSBSchnee bank a figure in red prepares to launch herself at the warship.
>>78415289
good thinking, hope Anon follows that
>>78415295
> Penny stands patiently, checking and rechecking the trajectory, waiting for the ship to approach nearer.
> Her swords are embedded in the roof ahead of her, their strings taut.
> She hums a carol quietly as she waits and when her target finally comes within range she hoists a large, full sack over her shoulder and launches herself at the craft.
> Penny soars through the air silently and lands with a resounding crash, leaving a large dent in the ship's armored surface.
> The surface of the ship is dusted with snow and the wind at this altitude is strong.
> She steadies herself by anchoring her swords and looks around, carefully checking to see if Ironwood had installed a chimney recently.
> She's not surprised to find one missing.
> It was a long shot.
> She slowly creeps towards and over the edge of the ship, hanging from her strings.
> There might not be a chimney, but Penny knew a decent substitute.
> A careful observer with a decent telescope might have seen her enter the ship.
> But then who would believe someone saw Santa Claus entering through a missile tube?
>>78415318
Sir did you ever do a part 4 of Weisspire?
>>78415318
> Penny tiptoed down the holly decked halls, her overstuffed sack towed behind her.
> She didn't want to be seen tonight, her mission was most secret.
> Getting in was easy, though it was harder fitting the sack through the missile tube than she had assumed it would be.
> Getting to her destination undetected would be the hard part, she feared.
> She needn't have worried.
> The halls were empty, the doors closed and locked.
> It wasn't that she feared getting in trouble, not exactly.
> She just didn't want anyone getting jealous.
> The party was such a wonderful celebration.
> Penny had never seen anything like it before.
> Music and food, lights and dancing.
> And everywhere there were gifts.
> Penny hadn't known to get any for anyone, but nobody seemed to mind.
> There were gifts from home, gifts from friends, gifts from people who drew their names out of a hat.
> Penny herself had even received a nice bracelet from her father.
> But one group had nothing.
> And Penny had decided then and there to fix it.
> She finally found their room and entered silently.
>>78415154
>csLucaris
I want this dude to father my children.
I want to develop sperm-sperm fertilization just so he can father my children.
>>78415277
So do I Anon, right up her tight pooper
>>78415342
> The sun rose the next morning as it always did.
> Soldiers awoke and resumed their jobs.
> And when they entered the hanger bay, they stopped in their tracks and stared.
> They didn't know who had done it, though the question was asked over and over.
> It didn't matter, really.
> There was no harm in it.
> But who in the world had dressed all the robots in scarves and mittens?Merry Christmas
>>78415154
>Maintaining class with wine etiquette
>Slut
Nigga you are wrong on all places. Do you even wine etiquette? She's seducing like a proper lady, unlike them party sluts with bottles of abused and mistreated spirits [/spoiler/ even though it's strawberry juice /spoiler!/]
>>78415370
This is adorable! Well done.
>>78415337
Not yet. I want to finish up one more chapter of RWBY Noir before I give it a shot.
>>78415289
But these commisions are for the anons in the general
>>78415216
Take it easy, I'm buzzed on coquito and I got the Velvet & Yatsu story for tomorrow.
>>78415402
Then there is even less reason to get stressed out about them.
>>78415371
>those spoilers
Go home, man. You're fucking wasted.Just like me
>>78415134
Closest I could find was this, I imagine her chest would pair will with this.
>>78415418
Take your time with the Velvet x Yatsu.
Take a looooooooong time.
Maybe just forget it, huh?
Focus on your life. Do sports. Eat more healthy.
Cook more often. Or just practice an instrument.
How 'bout that?Just don't write fic with my waifu being paired with anyone but Anon
>>78415402
>Commissions for anons in the general
Dude, I'm sure they'd understand. If not, then they need to calm their tits.
>>78415493
It's not VelvetXYatsu, it's Velvet & Yatsu. I don't do pairings so don't worry.
>The Hunter repeated the names of three men as he settled in the trees. The names were tinged with a bit of regret and sadness but remembering them came with warmth.
>He said the name of the Gunslinger.
>The poncho he was wearing was designed to hide him from the grimm not for warmth. It helped a bit to hide him as it melted in with the landscape of white and muted green but it was the dust sewn into squares along the front that did the job. The Gunslinger had given it to him and explained that while the grimm would still know when he was afraid they would never be able to spot him. Not until he fired his first shot.
>He rubbed the patches where the oversized pistols of the Mistral native would be oiled and cleaned, and when the heat began to go away said the name of The Knight.
>To stay in the tree The Hunter lashed himself to the thicker branches with rope. It was something the Knight had taught him. To make up for not having a transforming weapon The Knight had brought with him a bag of tricks from his homeland. A ten foot collapsible pole, a rock that always returned when it was thrown and a rope that could stretch for what seemed like forever. Not magic, The Knight had said, but tricks that could be used by anyone. Without The Knight to teach him, The Hunter had taken a while to learn the secret behind the tricks but he had done it and he carried them with him.
>It was getting colder and a wind blew in from the west. The grimm did not have a scent themselves but everything they killed they carried with them. The Hunter drew circles on the rock to keep the fear away and as they drew closer he said the name of the swordsman.
>It was difficult to get the sword out of it's scabbard. The thing was six feet long, taller than the man who used to swing it but when it was out it rested light and easy on his shoulders. He crawled forward on the branches, slowing calling the rope into his bag as he went and came to a stop above where the grimm would pass.
>>78415400
Big fan of all your stuff, ganbare.
>>78415445
I just don't want to finish them late (Sorry for the stubbornness but my autism doesn't like to shit on work etiquette and customer service since I'm programmed like that in my culture.) Might as well wake up early and do it tomorrow
>>78415518
Alright, thanks.
>>78415482
buzzed and tired, not too drunk to be wasted otherwise I wouldn't be able to drive home
>>78415528
That's one weight off my shoulders, thanks, bro.
>>78415493
>being this gigantic a faggot
>>78415418
>Coquito
You from PR? I know my grandparents made some from scratch (We have a coconut tree) except for the alcohol isn't home made
>>78414092
The Fool, aka all of Team Rwby
>>78415642
SÃ, yo soy de ahÃ. Actually, I'm making some right now.
>>78415620
Why would anyone want to be that gigantic faggot? He got his ass kicked by Merc.
>>78415528
>He rubbed the skin where his heart used to be. It wasn't there anymore because he had given it to the three men before they had gone away but touching it made him feel warm. He knew they had him.
>He said the names under his breath one last time. Then while warm and covered in love he bounced once then twice on the branch and with a shout launched himself at the monsters.
>Once there had been four of them. The Gunslinger, The Knight, The Swordsman and The Hunter. To others The Hunter alone remained but the cold never seemed to touch him.
How would Pyrrha inadvertently ruin the Christmas party?
>>78415656
WEPA!! (⌒▽⌒)
>>78415744
With enthusiasm and effort
>>78415744
Getting really drunk on the spiked punch and dry humping Jaune.
>>78415744
She wouldn't.She's just hang mistletoe everywhere trying to get a kiss from Jaune, leading to everyone else getting a kiss from him but her until Jaune sees her alone by the eggnog and kisses her without the need for mistletoe.
>>78415487
>>78415819
>Pyrrha
>getting kissed by Jaune
Ha, i like jokes.
>>78415671
>Ass kicked by Merc
That's cuz Merc had plot armor
>>78415885
He's drunk on eggnog, let her have this
>>78415885
Its Christmas, anything could happen.
>>78413884
Merry Christmas RWBYg!
How are all of you doing today?Today was a good day, just a little bummed I missed all the gun talk.
Imagine Juno but with Jaune and Pyrrha.
>>78415926
Doing pretty good.
Finally saw the new Star Wars movie.
Now I'm just watching all the christmas specials I can since the ones I wanna watch hardly come on TV anymore.
Probably gonna play some Animal Crossing, and Bayonetta 2 later in the night.
>>78415912
Well, it is Christmas.She gets a second hand kiss, drunkingly kissing a girl who kissed him. Good enough I guess, she thinks. It's not even a good kiss.
>>78415819
>>78415912
>He doesn't even remember it very well
>She'll treasure it always
>Still counts
Baby steps Pyrrha; today it's a holiday peck on the cheeck, tomorrow it's Mrs. Pyrrha Arc and her 8 kids.
>>78415946
I imagine it more with Jaune and Rubyor Yang for some reason.
>>78415987
>>78415819
>>78415946
>>78416003
kill yourselves
>>78415744
>Pyrrha is encouraged by Nora to drink so she'll be able to claim her man.
>Drinks heavily, walks over to Jaune and promptly punches the girl he's talking to with no explanation given.It's his sister.
>>78415946
I'd rather imagine schindler's list with Weissas one of the nazis
>>78415926
Could be better, finally off work, get to be ready to work tomorrow early, and to top it off got to work 41 hours over six days next week....
>>78416047
Life is doing that already.
>>78415528
>>78415713
>No waifu
>No anon
>>78415528
>It was difficult to get the sword out of it's scabbard. The thing was six feet long, taller than the man who used to swing it
>six feet long, taller than the man who use to swing
>taller than the man
>taller
>than
>the
>man
A fucking manlet!
>>78416055
We need greentext on this.
>>78416084
Isn't it glorious? An actual story being told, instead of a random masturbatory fantasy.
>Roman grumbles.
>There's a weird jingling noise outside his door.
>The man slowly sits up, blinking through the sleep.
>The clock says 7:00 AM.
>Beneath it is the date. "12/25"
>"This is too early... But might as well.."
>He gets up and makes his way to the connected bathroom.
>Turning on the light, Roman stops at the mirror to check himself out like he does every morning.
>Something is off though. Maybe it's just the sleep.
>A hand reaches up to stroke the amazingly full beard.
>Then the bright red hat above his head.
>"These weren't here when I went to bed..." His eyebrows furrow in confusion.
>After doing his business, he comes back to the mirror.
>Roman becomes afraid to step out of his room... He has a small idea of what to expect.
>He wasn't the worst one off though.
>>78416094
Well yeah. The way I saw it was that he would use the sword like someone would throw someone over their shoulder.
Get it over a certain point and let gravity do the rest.
>>78415946
Never saw that movie, what the holy christ was it about?
>>78416129
>that pic of Neo
>>78415493Nah, Im sure that Velvet is known all around the school for going after that Cardin dick after classes. The man might have a tendency for bullying, but he's got a soft spot for those ears.
Everytime they get the chance, Velvet drags him into the closets for him to fill her holes up.
Hell, even to feel extra kinky, she's got "Property of cardin<3" written on her inner thigh. knowing that no one other than his thick throbbing cock can satisfy and stretch her quite like he can.
Food for thought.
>>78416166
I want to say teenage pregnancy. To the joy of creepy pregnancy fetishists everywhere.
>>78416107
>Pyrrha ends up punching the youngest sister, the baby of the family that everyone coddles.
>She cries, cries a lot, and everyone in the room is suddenly looking right at them.
>Jaune's other six sisters utterly despise Pyrrha.
>She's certain his mom and dad want her dead.
>Jaune tries to defend Pyrrha, and manages to restore some semblance of peace.
>"Pyrrha, I think you have a bit of a problem," Jaune says, taking away her half-cup of eggnog.
>Jaune now thinks she a drunk, a violent drunk at that.
>Ren is put on guard duty to make sure Pyrrha has no more drinks, and to keep her away from her sisters.
>He's very effective.
>Dosen't help that Jaune's sisters surround him for the rest of the night, and she can hear them saying terrible things about her.
>She just wants to scream herself.
>>78416129
Neo looks like a tumblr girl in that pic.
>>78416166
Teen pregnancy and getting knocked up by your best friend
>>78416129
>One of the White fang mooks rolls their eyes and grabs a handful of gaudy christmas foil and rips it from the wall.
>"Not this shit again."
>"What the hell are you doing?"
>"Tearing down these damn decorations. This is a workplace, not some playground for children."
>"Dude, dude... Come on... It's the holidays, and she just wants to spread some cheer."
>A chill began to creep along the floor.
>"No! Why should we Humor some weird girl, Maybe she works with that Roman fellow, but I'm taking a stand."
>"Frank, don't..." The second mook looks over his shoulder.
>When he looks back, Frank is gone, decorations back on the wall.
>Second mook adjusts his outfit and whistles innocently, only to find a candy cane sitting in his hand.
>He never speaks of this, even when a large christmas tree storms past, looking very angry.
>Not sure how that happens. Best not to question it.
>>78416242
Looks like a Neo I want to get pregnant.
>>78416055
>Pyrrha doesn't find out till the next morning
>She wakes up in a prison cell with Nora, Blake and a shirtless Port
>Blake and Nora fill her in on what happened
>The party was going well enough, two of Jaune's sister were even in the area and had shown up
>The party had taken a turn when Pyrrha, who had been fermenting over by the booze table for a while, suddenly stomped over and clocked one of the sisters in the face
>She then lifted Jaune over her head like a trophy and loudly declared "I'm annexing this territory, Might makes Right bitches!"
>Furiously made out with Jaune for about five minutes
>Nora filled Pyrrha in with the rest of the highlights of Pyrrha's night, which included:
-Declaring all Schnee dust products as "janky, loser powder not even worth the glass the sell it in"
-Outing several partygoers as faunus, most of whom were completely human
-Announcing that she was the Maiden of all seasons, all year every year.
-Setting Qrow's cape on fire
-Challenging Ironwood to arm wrestling contest, beating him with polarity and then declaring herself the new general of Atlas
-Changing the Atlas school and military uniform to fit a more Jaune related theme
>Pyrrha's eyes had glazed over when they mentioned she made out with Jaune
>She internally delcared last night a success and made an oath to get even more sloshed next time
>>78416277
>Wanting to fuck the ideal image of an SJW landwhale.
>Not wanting to impregnate better images of her
shit taste/10
>>78415838
I know what I'm looking for I just can't seem to find one for a doll.
>>78416285
Are you really so much of a fatass you think THAT is "landwhale" territory?
>>78415487
>>78416338
Make one, or have one made
>>78416346
That logic seems kind of backwards.
>>78416187
>>78416285
>>78416332
>image.gif
>>78416332
>SJW landwhale
SJW isn't a buzzword you can throw around to shit that triggers you, numbnuts.
It's for psychos who use civil rights as an excuse to shit on and manipulate others, not an art style or claiming that a completely average girl is somehow fat.
Are you retarded?
>>78416298
>Pyrrha thinks she won.
>Jaune's sisters now believe her to be a brutish rapist and move into his room to protect him.
>>78416432
More alcohol will solve this problem!Qrow watches on as history repeats
>>78413884
I'm just here for the Jaune Fuck Yeah stories.
>>78416432
But isn't Pyrrha kind of a super star? Surely out of the bunch one of them would be a fan.
>>78416387
He's posting from an iPhone, it changes the image names to image.filetype
>>78416192
I died a little inside.
>>78416410
>>78416387
>>78416386
>Implying I'm using it as a buzzword
Either the artist needs to get gud or he's a cuck who supports mysanderist (Politically Correct term for Feminazis).
>>78416386
Wrong board buddy
>>78416527
>>78416540
>mysanderist (Politically Correct term for Feminazis)
Okay you got me.
10/10
>>78416266
>Emerald yawns and rubs at her eyes.
>With a stretch, the young girl takes in her surroundings.
>Fear grips her tightly as she realizes her bedding is different than before.
>Not just that, but her whole room.
>The bed sheets, blankets, and pillow case are now christmas themed, with trees and happy snowmen.
>There are decorations hanging about.
>Emerald breathes heavily as she lifts the blankets to find herself in new pajamas.
>They're bright green with red dots, making her look like a christmas tree.
>"But I went to sleep Nude... Wh...What...?"
>She's too terrified to move at the moment.
>Mercury steps out of his room and removed the pair of antlers that were stuck to his head.
>He's thrown into a mysterious winter wonderland that is the hallway of their house.
>Fake snow is everywhere.
>A large, dancing snowman sits at the top of the stairs.
>Why...? Who would do such a thing?
>He turns around to find Neo, eyes wide with happiness.
>Also likely drugs of some kind. That's the ONLY explanation for her jittery nature.
>Her arms are full of decorations and hastily wrapped presents.
>Neo is gone before he can say anything, but has left a present in his hands.
>"For your weapons!" is written in the most sickeningly adorable font imaginable on the tag.
>In it are sets of cartridges, bright silver in color, glittering in the light.
>Mercury chuckles, having not expected anything from Neo.
>Doesn't realize she put the antlers back on his head.
>The girl in question dumps a pile of presents underneath a large tree sitting in the living room.
>She smiles proudly to herself. Knowing that everyone is going to LOVE what she did for them all!
>>78416508
A big fan, one who either wants Pyrrha herself or tries to hook up her brother with Pyrrha but fails in hilarious ways.
>>78416540
>Implying you're NOT using it as a buzzword
Either you're a shit-tier troll or a colossal retard, because only an anorexic would call that picture "Fat."
>>78416540
![DSC02173[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/93c1925.jpg "DSC02173[1].jpg")
>>78415926
What's going on with that FAL?
>>78416540
It's a Neo with thick thighs, who shat in your jam this morning?
>>78416508
>Women of the Arc family
>Liking red heads.
>Especially stuck up celebrity red heads at that.
>>78416563
>>78416192
Am I...getting bullied?
>>78416607
It has a Leupold 2.5 power scope on it with a 30 round mag.
Put money down for it on Tuesday
>>78416652
Do you feel closer to her yet?
>>78416652
>>78416617
>Tall Neo
Fuck those other faggots, THIS triggers me.
>>78416575
>Roman steps out of his room, looking confused and scratching at the beard.
>"Nice look, Old man."
>Cinder smirks from her spot down the hall.
>"You're one to talk."
>Cinder huffs and looks past roman to the dancing snowman.
>She blinks. There's no way.
>Cinder's always wanted one of those dancing snowmen... Ever since she was little.
>She'll never admit that it's adorable, least of all in front of Roman.
>A door slam breaks her thought and brings her back to the hallway.
>Emerald is now standing there, breathing heavily, also VERY angry.
>"WHERE IS SHE?!"
>"Wha- Emerald?"
>As Emerald stomps off, that jingling noise returns. It seems to be coming from the girl herself.
>Roman looks back to Cinder, confused. "What's gotten into her?"
>"Seems like nothing for a while."
>"What?"
>"What? Nothing. Wonder if there's any presents downstairs."
>Roman rolls his eyes. "I could use some Coffee anyway."
>>78416681
>>78415493
>>78416652
I have to say, I like fanart of Velet's ears better than the actual show, they look goofy in the show, going straight up and being too round, but I like how fanart gives them a bent and pointed look to them.
>>78416617
>>78416593
Take a look at>>78416617 and compare it to >>78416129. 17's abdomen to hip ratio and facial width is of the normal proportion of average female cartoons, while 29's is thicker and wider which indicates overweight. Do you even cartoon anatomy, bro?
>>78416744
God, Neo is adorable in that picture.
>>78416817
I'm on the fence about Neo. I love short girls, and she's got damn near the perfect body type. But I hate, what's it called, heterochomia? That and there's not much else to her besides her look. And unfortunately I've been overexposed to her by coming to these threads.
>>78416874
I like heterochormia, I also love how smug she is.
>>78416874
Her eye colour changes, dood
>>78416788
Nigga are you really autistic enough to think anybody but you gives a shit?
>>78416874
short girls are objectively the best.
>>78416681
In fact...I am.
I feel a bit of her pain.
>>78416686
Still: Fuck you.
>>78416921
>>78416917
Agreed, which is why I'm torn with this show.
I want Neo to sit on my lap while I'm wearing a Santa costume, hear her gift list and then grab on that tight round bubblebutt
>>78416744
>No one is sure where it first happened.
>But Neo wasn't herself when she came back the other day.
>Something while she was out and about had changed the little ice cream girl.
>Might have been the Mall Santa she met.
>The one who suggested that the best gift she could get would be her family taking part in the holiday spirit.
>He didn't realize she misinterpreted the message.
>She thought the best gift she'd ever get would be after they're part of it all.
>An entire house all to herself. MADE of ICE CREAM.
>Neo smiles and squirms as she smacks another ribbon onto a doorway.
>"NEO! THERE YOU ARE!"
>Emerald is running towards her.
>Loud jingling noises come from her as she moves.
>"Is that a sentient christmas tree, Neo?"
>Neo tilts her head and pats Merc on the shoulder.
>"What the hell did you do? WHY did you do it?"
>Neo blinks, eyes still wide.
>"Everything okay Em?"
>"You stay out of this!" Emerald leans down to Neo.
>"You, You trimmed it all..."
>"Trimmed what?"
>"Into a tree shape."
>"What?"
>"You even stuck little bells on it?"
>"Emerald, what are you talking about?"
>Emerald, with a red flush to her cheeks, stands up. "It's a god damn Christmas tree down there thanks to this one! WITH BELLS!"
>She turns on a dime and storms off, leaving Neo and Merc looking confused.
>After a couple seconds of that ringing noise, Merc doesn't look confused anymore.
>He looks Horrified.
>Neo tugs on his sleeve, a bright, innocent smile on her face.
>Better keep helping her. She just wants to deliver these presents to some friends. That can't be too hard.
>Can It?
>>78416903
I don't know anon. You seem pretty caring enough to shit yourself over someone's perception of anatomy.
Where do you think we are?
>>78416903
>Changing argument to ad hominem and appeal to emotion to counter my factual refutation
>Calling it autism and minor details when the differences are extremely noticeable
I can express disapproval whenever I want fucktard, and if your going to get triggered by it then deal with it
>>78417007
Kek
>>78416972
I want Neo to wrap herself up in a large ribbon and be my christmas present.
>>78417007
This is a good story
>>78417035
>Gets triggered over literally nothing
>Claims I'm the one who's triggered.
Whatever you say, sperg.
>>78416939
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH
>>78417149
Deaf lives for that ship. Is pretty much the only reason he's here.
>>78417149
There's like four stories.Six if you count the two I put on AO3.
>>78417170
I'm also a massive Yangfag, and I like the show as a whole too. Also Arkos. And Emerald is pretty. And The Rubes, of course, everybody's here for her.
>>78417188
godspeed you magnificent batsards
>>78417239
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3344051
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3909523Don't read Two on Bun.
>>78417007
>Roman stares in disbelief.
>"I didn't buy a Tree." He mumbles while taking a sip of Coffee.
>Emerald huffs as she throws herself onto the sofa.
>"Morning mini-tree."
>"Don't start with me."
>"You have presents too."
>Cinder smiles as she closes a make up case, looking back to emerald.
>She goes to reach for one, only for a large cloud of silver dust to explode across the room, causing the trio to nearly soil themselves.
>"Merry Holidays!" Merc leaps into the room. "This gift is awesome!"
>He stops to find a new cane pointed at his face. "Don't. Ever. In the house."
>"Roman... You're up.. And your new hat looks sharp."
>Roman is simply wearing a new bowler hat over his santa hat.
>"It is. Literally. It's also a weapon."
>Merc gulps and nods.
>"Where Is Neo anyway, Wouldn't she wanna be here?" Emerald asks from behind a large, gaudy looking sweater that she can't help but find cute.
>"Pretty sure she went to sleep. She's been up since last night." Merc sighs as Roman lowers his weapon. "Just helped her deliver the last of her presents..."
>Meanwhile. (About half an hour before this)
>Team RWBY opens their door after the sound of knocking to find four gifts.
>Ruby opens hers to find weapon cleaning supplies.
>A fairly good amount too. Enough to last for half the year.
>Weiss got a video game with a microphone. A small note that says "To practice your singing. <3"
>Blake can't stop rubbing her face against her present for some reason.
>Yang stares at her gift, Furious because she knows what to expect from it.
>Tearing the top off, she's greeted by a surprise.
>They're training weights. Yang notes they're pretty heavy too.
>A card under them, in sickeningly sweet font reads "One day, you'll get to punch me. Make it count."
>Yang grits her teeth, trying not to smile.
>"Merry christmas... You little ice cream bitch."
>>78416129
>>78416266
>>78416575
>>78416744
>>78417007
>>78417269
Beautiful, it's simply amazing how you guys are better than the show writers for character interactions
>>78417269
NeoXYang is a miracle of the universe
>>78417148
>Denies being triggered
>Expresses huge amounts of autism and dedication to scold and refute me
>Posts one with name calling
>Called triggered
Sure about that samefag? Refer to your posts:
>>78416903
>>78416581
>>78416410
>>78417269
Also, End. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Scrapped some ideas, but I hope it all came together just right.
>>78417349
I liked it, well done.
>>78417349
Cap incoming.
>>78417188
>four stories
That's exactly 8 too many
>Six
That's 24 too many!
Although I like the rest of your taste.And tbqh, I would like stuffed rabbit too if Velvet wasn't my waifu. It's a cute pairing and rocks a nice mix of opposites and similarities.
>>78417349
Enjoyed it. Got a good laugh from what happened to Emerald
>>78416617
Can't beat thick Coco
>>78417407
muh dick
>>78417407
>Thick Coco
>Those Thighs
I just wanna squeeze them!
>>78417407
Realistically there'd be cellulose
>>78417474
Realistically, I don't give a fuck.
>>78416129
>>78417490
Realistically, yhgu76uhjn7yhnu jb nbhgb nhgj
>>78417495
Sweet. Thanks for the cap Deaf.
>>78413920
>>78417534
It's all I'm good for.
I know it's a little early, or late, for some of you, but happy holidays and merry Christmas, /rwbyg/!
I love you guys, gals, andattack helicopters!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>78417514
You alright there buddy?
>>78417544
This is new to me. Well then.
>>78417474
We left realism behind all the way back at the Red trailer
>>78417569
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE STANDARD ATLANTIC TIME ZONE!
>>78417546
Don't be silly now Deaf, anyone can cap stuff, you're more replaceable than a lightbulb
>>78417633Light bulbs aren't free.
>>78417676
Freedom ain't free
>>78417633
>Yang will never take a selfie with you
>>78417546
You didn't cap the story for Thatcher.
