SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT!
SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

IT'S REAL SANTA HOURS TAP THAT MUTHA FUCKKIN CHRISTMAS TREE IF U UP TO SEE SANTA NIGGA.

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>>78412670
>he thinks santa's coming tonight tonight

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>>78413198
>I don't believe in Santa Claus

>>78413139

Yep

I'm insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPivbCepAG4

This should be stickied every year.

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>>78413303

>>78415284
I shouldn't want to have sex with her

>>78413385
Do you even own a fedora?

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>>78415401
It's okay, Anon, she is cute after all

>>78415284
I'm surprised that there aren't so many people waifuing Sandy around here

>>78415469
She's objectively one of the least sexual characters in children's cartoon, despite wearing a bikini half the time. It probably has something to do with her masculine face and square diving suit

>>78415644
And her fucking accent, yuck

>>78415660
I find her southern fucking accent hot

>>78415660
>southern accent
>not hot

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>>78415660
Don't you be bad-mouthing Southern Fried Cindy Vortex, ya faggots.

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>>78415660
>Not liking southern or Okie accents

>>78415702
>>78415790
>>78415835
>>78415841
how many southern chicks do you all know in real life? Holy fuck does it become grating after about 10 minutes

>>78412619
THIS CHRISTMAS FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS MEAALALALALALALALALALALALALAA
ALALALALALA
LALALAL A

>>78415284

SANDY'S A GIRL???!!

>>78415886
That face ruins everything

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>>78415660

>there are people who don't find girls with Southern accents charming/cute at the very least, if not outright-attractive

Plebs always find new and exciting ways to surprise me. Congratulations.

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>tonight things are as good as they seem to be

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So like, does Spongebob want to fuck her, or what?

>>78416041
I'm basically sure that the only love interest Spongebob has had in his decade and a half of being on air is a Krabby Patty

>>78416041
No, she wants to fuck him.

I'm legitimately surprised they've never done a episode about that, honestly.

>>78416064
This. That sponge is purely asexual

>>78416041

He just wants her as a friend.
He is very concerned when their friendship is at stake.

>>78415886
/co/ stop making me want to sex things I never knew I wanted.

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>>78416276
/co/ cannot be stopped

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Fuck it, I'm just gonna drop this without any context.

>>78416276
Man I have an entire folder of paheal images for her now.

I never wanted to sex the squirrel but fuck man I'd do it.

>>78412670
Well then santa better pull out or he'll get the bitch pregnant.

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>>78416907

>>78416064
And Squidward.

>>78415456
Of course he does. Santa brought him one last year.

>>78412619
I fucking lose it every time I see this part. Old spongebob is GOAT.

>>78416936
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>78416064
>>78416105
>>78416111
https://youtu.be/th1N938evb8?t=264
4:24

>>78417223
Well shit. I guess he does want to fugg her.

Then again it isn't specifically in the show so maybe it isn't canon.

>>78416936
I'd give a whole lot of nuts

>>78415861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RZ1ATpAWAA

>>78418098
>that thumbnail
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78418549
Someone post it.

>>78416041

One of the very first episodes was about a date with Sandy.

When in doubt, pinky out.

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Yeah, TONIGHT!

>>78415985
Damn feels

>>78416907
Y'know son, I've seen a lot of walrus costumes in my time, and I'd say that yours is above average.

>>78415859
Are you sure it isn't grating because you are angry at the time you are talking with the person? Sometimes you have to look back, and try to be happy for once.

>>78416111
He reproduces by budding. Technically doesn't need a woman.
Although he was born through sexual reproduction, with his shoes already tied, so I guess he's allowed to do that, too.

>>78412619

It's still as good as it was 15 years ago.

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>>78419757
>Truth or Square showing him sucking chewed up Patties through his umbilical cord

>>78417223
hearing that really freaks me out for some reason. i mean, ive been here for at least 8 years, and that was the first thing in a long time to make me genuinely feel uncomfortable.

i can get behind sponge x sandy though

>>78416111
get off my board already. the only autismal youtuber i want around is theReportOfTheWeek

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>>78417223
That's actually kind of cute.
I'd love an episode where they say more about the thing Spongebob has with Sandy.

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>>78424252
Starting a relationship I'm cool with.
Marrying? Sure, why not?

Having hybrid children would be pushing it.

>>78416512
If Sandy can move around and fight effectively restricted by water and abyssal pressure, wouldn't that make her extremely fast and powerful on the surface? I was thinking of this the other day. Sandy living on the ocean floor is like training with the gravity machine in Dragon Ball Z.

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>>78424309
It could be worse.
They could be mostly squirrel.

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>>78417505
I'd place that in the came category as the Food Fight CN flash game not being a canon representation of what's under Double-D's hat Except that I totally am cool with SpongeBob + Sandy, so I'll pretend it's canon anyway.

Anyone got a link to "Christmas Who?"

>>78424501
Well Tom Kenny read the line, better than nothing I guess.
Of course, he'll say anything as long as he gets his pay.

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>>78424309
It's cute

>>78412619
I FEEL LIKE A
I FEEL LIKE A

>>78424516
watchcartoononline

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>>78424309
Fucking cancer

>>78413385
where the fuck are we getting pictures of these fedorakind
because they're perfect
they're exactly what I think off when I think of typical fedoratypes

>>78425444
I still can't believe they made a "jackass joke"
I hadn't seen that in a children's cartoon since Pinocchio.

>>78415859
I live and grew up around them so not really.

>>78424309
To be fair, that design looks as good as a sponge/squirrel hybrid could possibly be

>>78417223
>>78417505
Now I'm reminded of that Spongebob valentine where he talks about secret crushes, and spills his spaghetti over Sandy in the process. Wish I had saved it.

>>78430162
Already posted friend >>78422689

>>78430243
That's what I get for not reading the whole thread.
At least I can save the pic now. Thanks.

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>>78424336
>sandy can move like santana

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>>78424309
>Season 1 Spongebob was a functioning adult with standout quirks who had hard luck with women
>Sandy and him had obvious chemistry with their love for 'karate'
>New Spongebob is a whiny child
>He and Sandy are barely seen together

>>78416041
Spongebob reproduces by budding.

Although originally he seemed to have a very slight crush on her, but that's only because it was an adult man and woman who were friends. Now SB is more like a kid so it's not the same.

>>78432143
Sandy was horribly flanderized anyway. There's not much for him to like about her now.

>>78427634
The fat neckbeard fedora tipper played Pugsley in Addams Family Reunion, so that one's a confirmed headshot.

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>>78412619

animated version

>>78432143
It's pretty much impossible for me to ever consider Spongebob an "adult".

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>mfw Spongebob was an inspiration to me because I didn't have my driver's license until age 23

>>78436536
I'm 22 and only have my temps, yo. I never made the connection that I'm almost Spongebob at this point.

>>78437115

I'm at 26, but I know I'm getting there.

>>78437142
Don't rush, take your time so you learn how not to be a shitty driver like everyone else. No biggie.

But if you're procrastinating then get off your ass already

>>78433341
She's not even in the show much anymore, why do people complain about her being flanderized?

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>>78440744
I think you mean *flounderized

>>78436448
He's employed and living on his own, he must be an adult.

wasn't there an episode where they all got stuck somewhere and they were reflecting on shit and spongebob said he married sandy?

Someone post that cute 2-page comic when SB confesses to Sandy.

>>78441011
Spongebob is the embodiment of all of us. In reality, we're all just kids given adult responsibilities and pretending to be adults. But we'd much rather eat Grandma's cookies and fuck around.

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>>78424336
Her suit probably compensates for the pressure.

But also toon logic.

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>>78441659
thats actually kinda cute

>>78415284
>Look at this scar.

>>78415859
Every single girl who isn't black or Asian where I live has a southern accent... in Kentucky. That includes my family, myself, and all my coworkers, bunch of rednecks.

>>78442276
>Kentucky

I'm sorry, man. Stop letting your methheads into Tennessee.

>>78436536
Same though I was 21

This episode feels so different from the other episodes of the era. Is that because the writers, storyboarders, etc had less freedom?

>>78441639
this would be autistic if it wasn't well drawn (and well written to a certain extent)

>>78442276
I'm in Alabama and most of the black and asian chicks have southern accents. It really fucking messes with people not from around here.