Rest in peace, sweet prince.
That guys comics were an incomprehensible mess.
He was too good for this world.>Good = insane
So his trophies of fallen foes include a donkey for the dems and a fish for the christians?
>>78403219
>>78403228
You can tell what he wasn't the reader to think, but he fails on every level. The old dude comes across as creepy as fuck and the evil woman seems to actually care.
>>78403292
Asay is sort of pitiable in that sense. He fails at being a bad person.
>>78403292
That's why Asay was amazing. If you didn't know his politics, he was impossible to understand.
I have a whole new appreciation for his work now.
>>78403328
>it used to be if you were a pacifist you had to hide for safety from violent psychopaths
>now it's everyone is a pacifist that empathize with the suffering of others
Asay was one of a kind.
![tumblr_mlsdggO1WY1rr5t33o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ysoLuhU.gif "tumblr_mlsdggO1WY1rr5t33o1_500[1].gif")
>>78403370
He was amazing.
>>78403357
I feel like he originally intended for this to involve breast feeding, but chickened out at the last moment for some reason.
>>78403357
So... Is he pro Gay parents? Because those kids seem fine.
>>78403357
So is this comic supposed to be pro-gay or anti-gay? Because it makes it look like homosexual parents are exactly the same as straight parents.
![asay[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WJB5kcH.gif "asay[1].gif")
>>78403463
A lot of his comics feel like he's honestly asking the reader because he doesn't know himself.
>>78403463
That's why Asay was the best. If you read his writings you'd know he was vehemently anti-gay. But you'd never know that from his comics.
That was the case with most of his comics. No one fucking knows what he's trying to say.
it looks like /pol/ without the information they get from google.
>>78403512
Fuck /pol/. This is an Asay thread.
>>78403509
... what the hell point is this trying to make?
>>78403584
He's calling Illegal Immigration the new slavery.
>>78403584
That the slaves had it good.
![n6sGG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkaBaxF.jpg "n6sGG[1].jpg")
>>78403584
No one knows.
>>78403584
Nobody knows. That's why Asay was the best.
This one is still my favorite.
>>78403616
>>78403675
really impossible to tell which side he's on.
neither?
>>78403705
What heartless bastard could force such a sweet kid to get a boat with an electrical engine?
>>78403705
>>78403675
You're basically asking me if I want to put the billionaire who makes me his bitch in jail or the stoner who plays vidya with me on the weekends.
>>78403675
It's been years and I STILL haven't figured out which one he wants me to rather see in jail.
holy shit- what if Chuck Asay is actually two people. One of them, the writer, is super conservative and comes up with the ideas. The other one is the artist and leans more liberal.
The artist subtly undermines every idea the writer has, but in such a way that the writer can't call the artist out on it-
>>78403726
Wait, I'm starting to get this one. He's against...divorce? Women having jobs and being independent?
Cool, another guy who gets paid to draw small pictures in an ineffectual attempt to sway the public who accidently comes across his work's viewpoint so that they can go on facebook and post it. I'm glad he left thinking he has made a major impact on the world, whether it's true or false.
>>78403421
What?
>>78403675
has anyone ever tried to get him to explain the comic, or would that ruin the fun to much?
>>78403426
Wait is he supporting statutory rape?
>>78403426
Is he saying paedophilia should be legal? I don't get this one
>>78403215
>Implying this is factually incorrect
>>78403801
No, he's saying that homosexuality is as bad as statutory rape.
>>78403768
What if your wife orbits my dick?
No, that's just too dumb to even pretend.
>>78403776
Oh dear, you seem to think they are meant to change anybodies mind.
>>78403821
But the way its set up makes it seem like he's ok with statutory rape.
>>78403801
That's our Asay!
>>78403816
He's going
>muh slippery slope
>>78403584
Those slaves got the trip into America for free.
>>78403845
So is the sarge an evangelical christian or is he claiming you're not allowed to talk about being an evangelical christian?
>>78403845
I like this box.
I wish this was just this box alone.
>>78403859
>Slippery slope
>not applying consistent principles
>>78403886
>Thank god we're Canadian
??????????????????????
>>78403886
if what happened after my grandpa died is any indication, your closest family is the last people you want deciding over the last moments of your life
bunch of vultures coming for the inheritance
>>78403913
Pretty sure that's an edit.
>>78403870
That one is clearer than most, it's the soldier that is supposed to be a in the closet christian with the implication being that being openly christian in the military can get you discharged. although in reality this is probably supposed to have something to do with complaining about gays serving carrying the risk of getting discharged yourself for discrimination which Asay interprets as discrimination against christians.
>>78403919
That's a very pessimistic view of the world.
>>78403927
I'll never understand why christfags have such huge fucking victim complexes.
>>78403927
I don't disagree with you, I just don't understand what you're saying.
I.. uh.. yeah.. what?
>>78403949
its not pessimism if you actually see it happen
people showing up for the first time in 20 years trying to squeeze as much money as possible from someone they couldn't bother come to visit once while he was in the hospital tends to open up your eyes quite a bit
>>78403951
Part of it is the biggest figure in our religion was a martyr.
The other part is fucking Romefags.
>>78403927
The funny thing is that the military is one of the places you absolutely can't be discriminated against for having religious beliefs. They're obligated to supply you with religious support and services as well as a chaplain that legally can't share anything you confess to him.
>>78403228
>Creepy stranger inviting children with him.
>Priests are child molesters
>School councilor reassuring a troubled scared teen
>Very bad shit can happen in situations like this if parents are anti abortion nuts or worse if the Dad is the incestious father.
Oh Assy you idiot, I would miss you if you weren't a horrid piece of shit inferior to Kelly in every regard
>>78403969
That's our Asay!
>>78403974
When the old dude across the street from me was dying his family came in just to steal all his TVs and shit. Shit's fucked up yo.
>>78403919
>bunch of vultures coming for the inheritance
Its the same thing with the government and an inheritance tax
>>78404017
at least the government is fairly up front about its uncaring nature
>>78403951
Because they used to be in complete control of society, but now their power is waning so they think they're being hard done by. It's like those studies where they staged a meeting where white speakers and black speakers spoke for an equal length of time but when questioned the audience members thought that the black speakers spoke 70 to 80 percent of the time, people are so used to white people getting all of the attention that genuine equal time feels like the blacks are getting a disproportionate amount of time.
>>78404017
That's why you gotta hide your money away in a box under the crawl space where they can't get to it.
>>78403467
Ya know, I'm pretty sure he really doesn't give a fuck about Darfur
>>78403951
because they cannot tolerate any legitimate criticism of their beliefs or when people point out inconsistencies and hypocrisies. Any time they can't force their relgion on others? THat means God has had his place stolen by the GUBBERNMENT
And of course, those who get into Government use it as a platform for forcing their religion into the law of the land.
And, of course, use the power of the government while screaming about being persecuted. Just like what the Governor of Texas, the Shitbag State, did.
http://nypost.com/2015/12/22/nativity-scene-with-bill-of-rights-as-baby-jesus-booted-from-texas-capitol/
>>78403949
You are now aware that everything every human does is for their own self-interest.
>>78404114
He cares less about polar bears, though.
>>78404063
>they used to be in complete control of society
>Christians
>A single united force
You're funny
>>78404128
Plato was a hack.
>>78403998
Well the kid's mom isn't wrong
>>78404064
and don't forget to make your last words "the money is hidden in the"
and rig the box with a paint capsule in case they actually find it
>>78404157
If kids are always going to have sex and no force in the universe can stop them, why is it only in the past 50 years that single motherhood has been on the rise?
>>78404193
What?
>>78404144
Is there a political party that is specifically anti-polar bear? Like, that's the main issue they're against
>>78404193
because its become harder to raise the kid as your baby brother
>>78404063
I don't believe this study exists
>>78403969
>first panel: the least subtle thing in the world with that huge name tag, New York [?] on the background and a "nukes" button"
>second panel: ??????????????
This shit defies all human logic.
>>78404193
single motherhood doesn't necessarily involve teen sex having.
I honestly can't determine what the fuck's going on from most of these comics.
>>78404193
Because people don't get married purely to start a household anymore. Back in the old days many couples got together simply because they knew each other and it was at the point in your life when you should start your own household, not because they were in love with each other. You see it in things like the latest season of Fargo, where the lead character was married to the little sister of the woman he was originally engaged to because he went to fight in Vietnam and his fiance went and married another man.
So really, sex isn't the problem, romance is.
>>78404128
>Starting Families
Done to pass genes along and to pool resources into protecting those genes
>Volunteer/Charity work
Back in the day, was done because neighbors used to abide by the tit for tat system, or "I help you with X, you help me with Y".
Now done for emotional well being as you can now give yourself a pat on the back for dropping a quarters into the Salvation Army's yearly drive
>>78404307
I want a "Rap Band" t-shirt.
>>78404193
If that's actually happening, I'd guess it's because women no longer need a husband for income.
>>78403584
He's saying we should steal Guatemalans and make them do manual labor for us.
>>78404377
This. Cut out the middleman.
>>78404339
Then why is it worst in blacks, especially poor black women.
>>78404392
Because Christian sex ed.
Condoms are the devil, if you're horny just pray the sex away.
>>78403951
Their religion is being based in martyrdom may have something to do with it.
This is almost like reading Kelly.
>>78403969
It seems reasonable to fear both nukes and giants.
>>78403799
All gays are pedophiles.
>>78404193
>why is it only in the past 50 years that single motherhood has been on the rise?
haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Did you know there's only one atheist in Egypt? A country with a population of 90 million, and only one atheist.
Strange, huh. I wonder if their record-keeping is true and honest.
>>78404311
>>Volunteer/Charity work
Also something they do when they "feel bad"
>>78404413
>Christians only recently became anti condom
You're a special kind of stupid
>>78404193
Marriage is a bad rep for males, procreational speaking now that women can take care of kids by themselves.
Name of Natural game: Pass your genes onto the next generation.
From the Female perspective; it takes a fuckton of resources and she risks death every time she shits out a shreking potato. Due to this, every kid she has and survives is important, and the energy spent protecting and feeding that kid generally is more efficient than letting it die.
From the male perspective, passing genes is relatively simple, almost like taking a handful of corn, throwing it on some land and seeing which ones take root. Their reproduction is not limited by a 9 month incubation period carrying on average, only one progeny. So his optimal approach is literally a shotgun method. This means that not being attached to any single female is overall optimal.
>>78404467
Did I stutterer? I never said it was a recent event, but the black-christian union came after slaves so it's a recent event in historical terms, no older en 200 years.
>>78403464
If anything, the gay dad is more engaged and interested in his baby than the mother.
>>78403774
He thinks modern society has broken up the nuclear family somehow, and that the government has taken the role of the nanny state.
It's not clear whether he thinks the two are related, but he thinks that welfare keeps people poor because they know they won't starve to death if they don't get a job, so probably.
>>78403801
>>78403816
He's basically saying that if we allow two men to get married, then we'll set a precedent for accepting pedo relationships, beastiality, a man marrying his tractor, etc.
>>78403845
>>78403870
I think it's just a pun on "confession". The soldier wants to confess to a priest, Catholic-style, but Asay seems to think that the military is actively oppressing Christian soldiers.
>>78404606
No, he's saying if it all that matters is love like joe is saying, then what's the problem with a little /ss/?
>>78404631
That's why I hate that one, the military is in no way oppressing Christians
>>78403951
America in general romanticizes the idea of being superior (morally, skillfully, technologically, etc.) yet the underdog. You can see it in their movies, video games, and so on.
There's nothing wrong with that, of course. Every culture has its escapist archetypes. But every culture also has dumb people that can't discern between fictional tropes and reality, and so you get this vocal segment of Christian Americans that dearly believe they're smarter and better than other people but nonetheless oppressed by their inferiors.
>>78403956
some christians in the military feel they're being discriminated against because it's no longer okay to openly loathe fellow gay soldiers
>>78403969
This is an edit, right? I haven't seen it before, but it's even more opaque than most Asay, and there's that blank space above the ax head.
>>78403988
Maybe that's Asay's problem in >>78403845. Note that the superior says no one cares about the soldier's preferences, not that he's not allowed to have them. Maybe he's miffed that Christian soldiers can't tell Muslims or Hindus or whatever to get out.
>>78404677
If anything, it's the other way around; the Air Force Academy had a lot of trouble with people targeting non-Christian students a few years ago. I think even non-Evangelical Christians were being harassed.
>>78404766
When I was in BMT if you didn't go to church on sunday everyone basically forced you to clean or fold all their shit. Things can suck in the military if you aren't religious
>>78404606
>a man marrying his tractor
Didn't a woman marry her pet rock once?
>>78403951
because if you try to force someone to not do something you don't like you are the bad guy, but if you say that by doing that they are hurting you and insist on keeping on doing it even if they know they are hurting you, then they are the bad guys, and hopeflly they'll start acting like you want for fear of looking like assholes
>>78403726
I'm pretty sure the idea is that people wearing suits are out of place in jail.
It's the way a lot of his points are. "Just look at it!" Like the one where you're supposed to be outraged that the kid is being raised by two dads.
>it's a /co/ acts smug and posts political cartoons episode
>>78403726
Honestly to me it reads like a food for thought comic.
"Both these people did something illegal. Is it really any different to put either of them in jail?"
Probably not what he was going for but...
>>78404742
It says a lot about how good Christians have it in the United States that their definition of oppression boils down to they aren't allowed to discriminate against whoever they want anymore.
>>78404815
That seems pretty common really. My high school was always having religious themed programs and stuff with the underlying message being:
"Oh, it's not religious at all! It's just a life-affirming program where everything is coincidentally Evangelical Christian aligned!
And we can't force you to go to this; we'll just make your life miserable if you don't."
>>78405011
Who hurt you?
>>78404925
Well it's because unless you're full /pol/ it's easy to have fun at the expense of someone this far right. Even in the Internet age of people fighting over identity politics and micro aggressions, most people understand that someone saying "gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids" or "women shouldn't be allowed to get abortions" is absolutely ludicrous
It's such an easy target anyone can have fun with it
>>78403726
Going by the way he drew them, I'm pretty sure that it's supposed to be that the Pot Dealers are the ones you want in prison.
Some of them have aggressive posturing or nonchalant and he doesn't draw eyes for any of them. The businessmen seem more pensive; mainly because they have eyes and a hint of humanity as a result.
Plus they're all clean-cut white guys rather than the scraggly looking bunch with a few of those dangerous swarthy types from the first image.
He was trying to pack visual cues into it but the caption completely undermines what he was going for because people are well aware that the latter group actually does a lot more damage to society than the first one.
>>78403584
That illegal immigration is just as bad as slavery
This Christmas isn't so Merry for me now
>>78405110
>"women shouldn't be allowed to get abortions"
It's not about women, it's about fetuses being recognized as people protected from murder or not. I understand that when you consider someone non-human you don't think it might be about them, but get some perspective.
>>78405258
>open the bloodgates
to this day I can't comprehend how this is unironic
>>78405258
It's like one of those "is this parody or is this real" things
>>78403998
The dialogue doesn't contradict itself which is weird but I still have no idea where he was going with this.
>>78403615
>>78403616
Something Awful had (it still has, but I don't read it) a COMPREHENSIVE thread about political cartoons. The "A Good Cartoon" tumblr came out of nobody understanding what any of the cartoons meant/saying things opposite of what they do. There were loads of Asay photoshops from there, I'll try to find some.
>>78405328
it really doesn't help your argument when you draw gays as pretty normal sympathetic people
i mean, at least give them devil horns or have them laughing maniacally.
>>78405328
HAHAHAHAHA
>>78405354
edit of a DADT comic
>>78405400
>>78405413
>>78405434
>>78403969
Is that supposed to be Bush in the second panel?
>>78405453
>open the BUD gates!
10/10
>>78405354Lurking those threads made me a conservative
>>78405490
>Screw my fellow Americains! They shouldn't be able to participate in the insurance scheme we both paid money to be a part of. Instead, when they need a huge amount of money to recover their lives, they should get squat! That way I don't have to pay any extra than I already do for my own peace of mind.
>>78403215
If there was a Black person in the strip it would be the correct anwser.
>>78403799
Libs are anti gays, since being gay is the ultimate form of Patriarchy.
>>78403859
Implying it isnt happening
>Its ok to be a pedophile
https://archive.is/b2ipk
>>78405346
do you agree with it or not?
Thats all there is to it, its to make you think about it, if you are ok with it, then fine youre ok with it, if you arent then youll be outraged.
>>78405328
Can someone explain this one to me? I genuinely have no idea what the message is here.
>>78405490
The second panel seems ironic. I can't accept that a person would say that without a hint of irony.
>>78403215
>>78403532
Yes. That's exactly where they should be. Why is Asay so bad at conveying his conservative views?
>>78405822
Gays are against the laws of nature (according to Clay)
>>78405822
Libs are all about muh nature when it comes to the environment, but ignore nature when it comes to the gays. Please ignore all those gay animals in nature
>>78405861
When you subsidize something you get more of it.
>>78405822
I think that policeman (?) is dating the guy he is hugging and the woman his implying that their union is a sin against nature like an oil spill.
It also took me a while to get it because I thought the cop was arresting the punk with the "act up [triangle] now" shirt. Then I saw the "gay pride" armband but read it as "gay prude" and that threw me off in a different way.
They also don't really look offensive so I took a while to understand they were the problem the author was speaking out against.
>>78403532
So, the problem is that Uncle Sam doesn't get to join in?
>>78405490
I mean, I sort of agree with the point he is trying to make here, but presenting this as good news is kind of being an asshole.
>>78405928
>It also took me a while to get it because I thought the cop was arresting the punk with the "act up [triangle] now" shirt.
That was my issue. I thought he was being arrested too. It seemed like Asay was supporting gay rights and that's not like him.
>>78403675
all criminals
>>78405971
The problem is the Tax Payer has to pay for it
>>78405453
>Open the BUD gates
I audibly laughed my ass off
>>78405850
THE FIRST ONE. THE LITERAL NAZIS.
>>78403969
>20 foot tall George W. Bush with a giant axe
shit now that's my greatest fear
>>78405589
Ain't that the fucking truth.
Screw bitches, fuck dicks.
>>78405669
>I'm attracted to children but unwilling to act on it.
So what's the problem?
>>78406090
It shouldn't be. The moron only ever cuts down trees. Lotta scrub needs clearing.
>>78405453
>Open the bud gates
Best thing I've seen all day
>>78405275
>get some perspective
>perspective of a first trimester fetus
>lack any perspective due to underdevelopment
????
>>78406012
that's not a problem.
tax evasion is a problem.
>>78406012
tax payers pay for everything.
>>78406142
>implying life doesn't begin at conception for some arbitrary reason
>>78406174
>>78406194
Chuck believes that we should've pay for their sodomy
>>78406045
I am afraid you might be literally dumber than Asay, because that is the most obvious edit ever made.
>>78405258
I love that LIFE itself, is running away from the death judges.
Hey Asay, Obama has been in office for 8 years now and still no death judges coming after me. Where's your consistency?
Also, LIFE is the Republican elephant because of course it is. While the Democrat donkeys cheer on the extinction of the human race.
>>78405453
Possibly the best thing I've ever seen on 4chan and I jumped on right after the exploding van.
>>78406481
For what it's worth, Obama has a policy of letting terrorists out of Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay) and one of those fuckers is Abu Sufain bin Qumu. A former bodyguard for Osama that the Obama administration downgraded to a cook. He's now head of Al Quaeda in Yemen.
>tfw nowhere to unironically discuss political cartoons
>>78406660
Old propaganda is the best.
>>78406660
There's no reason to discuss them unironically because political cartoons are inherently fucking stupid.
>>78406688
heh, nice one kid
try not to hurt yourself with that edge
>>78406660
I remember seeing a Propaganda thread on /his/ not too long ago. You could try it there
>>78406719
How is that edgy? Political cartoons rely on short sighted arguments and strawmen.
>>78406747Just like republicans xD
>>78405354
Why are you on SA on the first plcae
do you hate yourself
>>78406684
>Bioshock Infinite DLC Bonus Boss
>>78406792
>SA
>>78406660
We have some good threads from time to time, it's mostly just complementing that these used to involve actual skill and laughing at the ones that were basically vulgar as fuck.
Though I'm not sure if the Technocracy were pro or anti Technocracy.
>>78403215
he's not wrong though.
depending on your position you could say abortion killed more people than nazis.
>>78403998
Literally my entire highschool experience was spent keeping my friend from getting his girlfriend pregnant by slipping him condoms in art class. His mom kept destroying them under the weird impression they wouldn't fuck othetwise.
>>78406971
>>78405589
You say that but as the gays begin to schizm with the rest of the lgbqt community, I would expect these two groups to have more confrontations and disagreements.
>>78403969
That's... reasonable. I don't get it, is he encouraging actual debate on social issues?
>>78404193
A variety of reasons. Kids didn't leave the house and shotgun marriages stopped being popular altogether, >>78404212 and similar things
The solution was never saying "don't have sex", it was actually making it so the kid never had the opportunity to have sex.
>>78406660
There isn't much to discuss being "modern cartoonists are retards" and swooning over Punch and Windsor Mckay
>>78406971
oh u
>>78407025
Ok right fucking here
>>78403421
He complains about liberals making that same argument
>>78406971
you could. You'd be an idiot, but you could.
>>78404550
Cause he wants to molest it.
this is a shockingly liberal 4chan thread. No /pol/trash or nothing, did I go back in time to 2007?
>>78405850
>this is literally what tumblr believes
>>78405275
You have to be capable of thought to have perspectove. Fetuses are undeniably human tissue.
So's the benign cancer on my gumline. I'm having it surgically removed because it poses a danger to my health and lifestyle.
I'd rather see a child aborted than brought into the care of an unsuitable parent. Too damn many kids I see whose parents just ignore them and leave to relatives to raise.
>>78404452
>One atheist in Egypt
That fucker's life has to be pretty interesting, I wonder if he get chased around like Aladdin.
>>78406635
For what it's worth, everyone should be let out of Gitmo. We're not fucking Stalin's Russia, we're America. We should be above this inhumane shit.
>>78406252
>implying life is somehow sacred
>implying that if life is sacred that it's more respectful to bring a child into a miserable world that doesn't want it than to end it prematurely and save everyone a lot of time and misery
>>78407229
Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-abortion. I just don't want you to focus on women.
Comatose people are protected by law. Even people in vegetative state sometime.
>>78407215
Liberal cartoons are dumb but not in a funny way.
>>78407261
I don't want to be above Stalin in that regard. Being a nice person is great in theory, but it's not practical.
>>78407229
Why limit it to before birth? Pop a cap in 12 month old if he's got shitty parents
>>78407271
If I were a vegetable I'd want to be euthanized.
Seriously life support for a comatose shit factory costs an absurd amount of money. You want your family to deal with medical debts of that level for the off chance of a few more years of life?
>>78407308
What the fuck are you talking about "practical"? Guantanamo Bay was a huge boondoggle that didn't prevent future terrorist acts and made our country look like a bunch of pieces of shit who would hold people for undetermined amounts of time with no trials. You can't hunt down and lock up everyone who doesn't agree with you. I'm not saying that from a stand point of it being immoral i'm saying it from the stand point where it's just not fucking possible. All you're doing is giving more, real and credible motivation for people to want to see our country eat shit and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Do you really think Arabs just woke up one day and hated our freedom? Then decided to try and attack us because they just hate fucking freedom so much?
>>78405400
So...war is something we should want? I'd vet involved in a world spanning gay train if it meant ending war forever.
>>78407424
I think the last one is Kelly.
>>78407215
man i miss when you could say "i probably wouldn't gas all gay people" on 4chan without being told to go back to tumblr
>>78407493
If Trump wins the election post-2016 /pol/ will become synonymous with SJWs.
>>78405400
The original of this is one of my favourites, because it ignores the possibility of the same thing happening between the straight soldier and the woman. It really does seem like homophobia is the fear of being treated like a woman.
>>78405842
We live in a post irony world.
>>78407408
Of course not. It's a religion thing. These Mudslimes hate everyone because of their religion. And that's why we should keep them locked up forever. Religion. Give me any other reason that these fucks are killing people.
>>78407598
...so menial labor performers aren't allowed to have personal lives?
>>78407408
>Do you really think Arabs just woke up one day and hated our freedom?
pretty much
>>78407655
The same reason they're killing people of the same faith, and destroying holy sites of their own faith.
They're fucking fundamentalists, who think that everyone who's not practising the exact same kind of religious sect as them, to the exact same level of devotion (no more, no less), is a heretic. Because they think it's the fucking end times.
They may be muslims, but it's not Islam that makes them crazy, it's their crazy interpretation of it that makes them crazy.
>>78407800
I wonder what a similar survey for christians would look like. Fundamentalist are batshit.
>>78407698
Basically yeah. This is from an article in the Times. (The UK one)
>>78407850
Yeah, like the Quiverfull movement. That's fucking nasty. I read about it in a novel and thought it was fake, because goddamn.
>>78407824
>They're fucking fundamentalists, who think that everyone who's not practising the exact same kind of religious sect as them, to the exact same level of devotion (no more, no less), is a heretic. Because they think it's the fucking end times.
They're fucking SJW's, who think that everyone who's not practicing the exact same kind of dogmatic, baseless in science morals as them, to the exact same level of retardation (no more, no less), is a shitlord. Because they think it's the fucking end times.
The cult of Multiculturalism is MUCH more dangerous to us than Islam. It is a belief system that espouses science in favour of the consensus of feelings. It has a promised land. It has followers who try and convert others. It is a religion in every single way and it has power in every western country.
>>78407824
I agree with you, believe it or not.. I say mudslime because I don't think these fuckers actually believe in Islam. They don't deserve a legitimate religious name.
>>78407850
That depends. Are we counting real Christians or everyone who call themselves that. Lots of "Christians" in first world are just atheists who pretend to believe in god out of confirmity, but can't be arsed to follow instructions of an alleged omniscient omnipotent being.
>>78407932
Ah right, I've usually seen that being used to attack the entire faith. Not just groups like the Wahhabists. That makes a great deal of sense.
>>78407889
I think the worst fundamentalist American thing I've ever heard of are those straight camps where they grab a bunch of dipshits off the street with no qualifications, dump them and a bunch of gay kids in the forest, and expect them to come out better.
>>78407932
>I say mudslime because I don't think these fuckers actually believe in Islam.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/No_True_Scotsman
>>78406971
fetuses aren't people.
>>78407957
Dude, I can all Catholics boyfuckers. I don't because I know Catholics. Same way I know Muslim. They're good people. I'm just fucking pissed that some them, Mudslimes, are abusing the religion and fucking things for everyone. That's not right, that's not fair.
>>78408036
*call
>>78407937
Poll everyone that identifies as Christian, have "Do you regularly go to church?" as one of the questions.
From there organize the rest of the data based on whether they said yes or no.
>>78408036
Life isn't fair you fucking faggot.
>>78408132
I love to suck dick. Other than that, tell me where I'm wrong.
>>78408105
What if their branch of christianity doesn't believe in dedicated houses of worship?
>>78408036
Oh yeah, no problem. I was just misunderstanding you, I'm sorry.
Also, have an old cartoon, showing that the problems people complain about today, have existed for years.
>>78407900
> It has a promised land.
...Sweden?
>>78408105
Do you ask if they believe in the Nicene Creed before or after that?
>>78408167
more questions
more data
Thinking "what if...?" shouldn't hold back a study, it should add to it.
>>78408036
>That's not right, that's not fair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkVL2jhhAU
>>78408195
Heh. I love Everett
For whatever it's worth, I'm an American and I DON'T hate Muslims. I hate the bastards that are actively killing us. So, again, whatever it's worth, merry christmas and happy ramadan..
>>78408329
No problem, have a merry Christmas yourself!
>>78407824
This. The guys we're trying to fight are the Middle East equivalent of the guys who go innawoods and prep for doomsday and blow up government buildings because they're trying to steal the gold fillings in our mouths to make a death laser that's meant to kill Jesus and God
>>78407958
>wanting to live for a mere 20 lives when you could be immortalized by faith
This is why these people are stupid.
>>78408488
Mostly because of the Saudi's. Their Wahhabi shit is fucked. If we gave a damn, we'd be trying to take out the Wahhabi Saudi Princes.
>>78407655
How about the fact that we have countries where three generations have seen a constant military presence from the west? It's not hard to hate America. Religion is not the cause of these issues. Islam is thousands of years old. Muslims weren't building ships to crash in to shit over here in the 1800's.
>>78408755
One, Islam is about thousand years old. Mohammed gave his message in about 600 AD.
Second, why is Islam overly concerned with Western religions? Islam was the light of the world in about the 15th century (1400-1600 basically).
Third, and to the main point of your post, the Middle East has a lot of oil, and that has nothing to do with the religion of the region. Shit sucks for people who have what is needed for the planet.
>>78404207
I'd support them, Polar Bears are scary as fuck. They're the only animal that will actively hunt and track down a human.
>>78405898
>if we subsidize condoms and birth control, people will have more safe sex.
Is this... bad?
>>78403616
kek, he's literally arguing that women should all stay in the kitchen.
>>78403987
>lvl20bard.jpg
>>78406012
Taxpayers barely pay for shit.
Bond investors fund everything.
>>78409006
Pretty much. It could be worse though, there are movements that believe women should be pregnant as often as possible.
>>78409139
That's how you end up with those clown-car vagina bitches like the Duggars.
>>78403421
>Liberal Slogan School
I'm dying. Political cartoons are the highest form of comedy.
>>78403616
Man I am fucking impressed with that kid's rendition of the white house and political buildings vs. the shitty house on the left. Does having our kids raised by single mothers really develop them more artistically?
>>78403675
America is so much better at jailing corporate fraud criminals than most other countries, but I would indeed still rather see more of them in jail than pot users.
>>78404438
Anon this is my favourite post of today. Merry Christmas.
