Long ago in a distant land,
>>78398658
I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness,
>>78398658
Jesus went out and taught the world in the ways of love.
>>78398674
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
BODY ONCE TOLD
>>78398692
But a foolish Samurai warrior
I'm glad its coming back
I should get REALLY HIGH AND REALLY DRUNK AND MARATHON ALL EPISODES
>>78398722
wielding a magic sword
FLUNG HIS SWORD INTO MY ASS
>>78398736
stepped forth to oppose me.
>>78398749
>>78398777
>>78398797
Before the final blow was struck,
I TOR HIS ASS OPEN WITH AN EVIL AMOUNT OF CUM!
>>78398816
TWOAR OPEN A HOLE IN MY ASS
GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP YOUR HEAD
Just started rewatching this with the new episodes coming along. It's just as amazingly atmospheric as I remember.
>>78398766
>>78398777
>>78398797
I heard all the SLASH noices in my head.
brb torrenting all episodes
>>78398816
I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future,
>>78398921
>>78398950
>>78398959
where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
Aku is a practical villain.
"Welp fuck this just throw this nigga into a random portal and be done with. Fuck fighting this guy and his OP sword."
>>78398971
>>78399004
>>78398971
GOTTA GET BACK
>Aku disguises himself as a woman to seduce Jack
>On two separate occasions
Wonder what they are going to do without Mako.
Samurai Jack has always been a hard one for me to watch as I like to play strategy rpg's on a handheld when I watch my croutons, and this show is nearly ENTIRELY visual.
It's dialogue is minimal and action and cuts happen fast, which makes it a hard show to follow if you take your eyes off it for 15-30 seconds to make a quick turn ingame.
Not that it's a bad thing, it just demands your full attention to follow closely.
>>78399014
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack
(watch out)
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack
(Jack Jack Jack)
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack
(watch out)
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack
(Jack Jack Jack)
>>78398724
already marathoned a few high af, was awesome. You'd think it loses some of it's magic the older you get, but there really is no other show like it
I had dream, Aku is my father....
why Aku have a dragon face?
>>78399292
Looks Asian and demonic.
Just got through re-watching
Season 3 was the best Season
Jack and The Zombies was the best episode.
>>78399347
great episode, but I'm personally more of a fan of The Princess and the Bounty Hunters or Jack and the Ultra-robots
damn this show had a bunch of amazing episodes
>>78376326
>>78398694
I laughed
>>78399426
>>78399426
>I'm personally more of a fan of The Princess and the Bounty Hunters
Great episode, kinda sad if you consider all she had to do was ask Jack for help to save her land especially since that would be far better in the long run than trusting Aku to stop fucking you over for delivering jack.
>>78399056
I always heard "gliding black, say holla to Jack".
>>78399347
Great taste. Most intense episode that season
>>78399056
Is it really watch out and not "wah-chyah"? My life is a lie.
>>78399023
Jack was so despaired and in such a need for comprehension and love that he fell twice for that trick.
Being Jack is suffering
>>78399023
>he's so alone and needing of someone to love that he falls for it in hopes that it's not aku
>it's aku just about every single time
I just want him to be happy.
>>78399051
> I like to play games as I watch cartoons
You sound like a spoiled child.You don't need to eat Ice cream every time you have a cake.
>>78401992
>Aku's long term plan is to make Jack never fall in love out of mistrust and continue his demon slaying lineage
AAKKKUUUUUUUUU
>>78402407
>implying he doesn't want the Samurai D
>>78398722
Meh, I prefer the version that said THE END at that point.
With Mako gone the role of Aku will be played byGilbert Gottfried
>>78402600
With a thick Asian accent, a pack of cigarettes and a voice changer to add some surreal deepness it could work.
Hell, anything is better than that cartoon network mmo voice actor they got for aku, I've heard only its and bits but damn it was awful.
>>78402510
Just for you
>>78402838
TWORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
