ITT: /co/ characters you empathize with.
>>78398289
Why did I know that this was going to be the first reply?
This guy. He already fails his dreams several time. All he left is a job as a park manger, but there are so many idiots to jeopardize his job.
>>78398731
At least Skips is dutiful and Pops is respectful
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Benson
I was a door-to-door salesman when this movie came out. Never hit with harder emotion from a movie.
>>78398775
True, but Rigby alone can cause some disaster in an epic scale, not to mention the more responsible workers: Skips, Pops, Five, and Muscle Man can do something stupid as well, making Benson the only sane man for most of time.
>>78398866
You really ARE a bad guy.
>>78398231
>Be fat kid all through elementary school
>See this episode
It hit close to home.
>>78398289
>>78400450
Did your parents force you to go to fat camp too?
>mid-20's slacker that underachieves
>beta as fuck
>insecure
>have done some cringey things
I hate myself and Mordecai(especially after the episode where he hijacked Muscle Man's wedding to break up with CJ)helped see myself.
>>78400275
So have turned to life of petty crime after driving away your brother with your entitlement and worthless personality?
>>78401817
>mid-20's slacker that underachieves
Brother!
>>78401783
No, they did put me through a bunch of sports programs though. Never really panned out.
>>78398731
There are many times where his being an asshole isn't justified and seems to actually enjoy watching other people suffer
>>78398231
RIP in peace Long John Baldry
My bestfriend/crush also replaced/ me with a fat white bitch when told him I needed some time to sort out my emotions. She slimmed down, he got buff, they got married, had a couple of kids, happy as can be.
Meanwhile I'm still single, posting on 4chan in my underwear, wishing to just sleep through the holidays.
>>78400307
>>78400307
But they doesn't mean he is bad GUY.
>>78402213
Are you also delicieux brown?
>>78402213
JUST move on senpai.
The familiar feelings of constantly fucking up, OCD and pressure by family.
>>78402336
Mexican variety of DB but yep. Also the loving and overbearing parents(big fat dad, tiny petite mom) and the bum of an older brother that gets on a highhorse to justify being a bum. Plus a metric ton of aunts, uncles and cousins visiting for the holidays. These next couple of weeks are gonna suck.
>>78402348
I know I should, it happened five years ago but I still kick myself in the head because of it. He could have been mine, those kids could have been mine if only I had been more proactive about what I wanted. For now all I have to look forward to is my aunts asking me why I don't have a nice boyfriend all night. Fucking kill me already.
>>78400162
Hey, wanna be best friends?
>>78402098
What
>>78398231
me as a robot.
>>78402098
False.
strong bullies always started shit with me so I always used to fight back despite getting my ass handed to mewas always called a retard because of it
>>78402098
He got reasons though. From time to time, he has to deal with idiots every single day.
>>78402213
Wait, real people actually "need time to sort out their emotions"? I thought that was just a think soap operas made up for easy drama.
>>78402653
are you me?
>>78404892
do you ever talk to real life humans
>>78404892
Niggers are weird.
>>78401817
At least we got friends.
>>78404892
Idiots do it all the time
>it's hard what if i take this oportunity and everything goes wrong
They live hundreds of scenarios in their heads, they reach for years in advance in their own minds and finally do nothing with it.
I should know...
>troubled family life
>insecure over more successful older siblings
>physically aggressive as a child
>tomboy
>cynical
>intensely emotional
>interested in writing
>tendency towards intense romantic obsessions with men, writing poetry about them, etc.
>tendency towards pushing those same men away by trying to set them up with other women or berating them
>tsundere af
Enid Coleslaw was also an option.
>>78407243
>pushing those same men away by trying to set them up with other women
What the hell? Are you a femcuck?
>>78398866
Man I feel you. I once had a job going door to door taking orders for the milk man. Even when it was a service people wanted and signed up for I got shit on. Did you at least get paid by the hour or were you In some pyramid scam?
>>78401817
He's got a cushy job, somewhere to live and friends. For a guy In his 20s that's pretty good.
>>78408059
I don't even know, man.
I think I do it because, in my mind, I either want them to know I'm over them, or to prevent them from knowing that I like them and rejecting me.
...So yes, I'm a cuck.
>do you need a condom or anything, hey, just let me know.
>>78403127
>bum of an older brother that gets on a highhorse to justify being a bum
Fucking shit I get you on that. Older brother was given a lot of shit and fuck up after fuck up he lost everytbing and is too lazy to get a job. Here dealing sharing a room with my brother can't enjoy my days off because he is always there and when I'm actually watching shit he is just there sitting in my room. He gave up eating meat to lose weight even though he is gaining it and I saw him grab a spider and let it out the yard because "every life is precious". Also when I argue with him and doesn't have anything else to say he just has a smug look on his face and says "ignorance is bliss". Like he is some intellect jackass.
Which is why I can't get a gf. Dealing with this repressed anger from dealing with this shit at home.
>>78404681
Keep Fighting Back.
Sometimes I just want to kill everyone around me, too.
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>Ultimately he was right
>Feel sorry for his fate
every negative character in everything
>>78403127
I'm sorry you feel that way, I hope everything works out the best for you soon
sad, cold, lonely and some folks still make their best to hang out with me because they love me...and that makes me feel guilty
>>78404892
yea emotions are not always clear for some people
>>78408634
Kinda same situation. I want to help him, he's been in community college for like 6 years and hasn't earned an associate's degree or transfered. Meanwhile, I've done both already. I urge him not to be lazy but he says he's "taking his time."
Not a saint, but trying to be a good person
>>78398231
>>78408475
Hourly, thankfully. It paid decently but I eventually switched to a lower-paying job elsewhere just because it was too emotionally exhausting to deal with everyone hating you.
>>78408634
>He gave up eating meat to lose weight even though he is gaining it and I saw him grab a spider and let it out the yard because "every life is precious"
Wait, why are these bad things?
Or any other female character getting rejected by the man she loves, maybe Kamala too
