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I claim this thread in the name of waifu butts
>>78389111
Best hopeless lesbian
>>78389111
Well, looks like it's waifu butt time.
3rd for best girl
>>78389128
Post cindass
I just noticed for the first time that you can see Suns team in episode 5 of vol 2.
>>78389111
B-but poop comes from there, anon. And that's just unappetizing.
Thank God we got a new thread, hopefully the sniper hasn't found it ye
>>78389111
So Bun Butts it is
>>78389142
>Update
>>78389162
there's also a grimm in the crowd in the episode where they're at the dance
>>78389142
Have some hips and thighs
>>78389192
>>78389218
Aww yes!
>>78389184
And a velociraptor in the background of the Penny fight.
>>78389218
[PLUMP INTENSIFIES]
I like em just curvy instead.
Do we have a RWBY "Triggered" reaction image yet?
>>78389253
There are a few floating around.
>>78389218
Hips and Thighs don't lie.
>>78389218
She's wearing the wrong top size.
I want to fuck Neon
>Donut! Quit jingling your bells!
>>78389388
Neon wants to fuck you
>>78389388
Met a girl like her in a rave once. Still friends today. Just wish she wasn't trying to shag my little brother.
>>78389456
Help her out and then double team her.
>>78389388
So how'd she get her teeth like that if faunus only have one animal part? WoG confirmed it right?
Is there any art of Neon without her bra, but with a shirt?
>>78389470
No, my brother is 14.
>>78389476
Could be possible that teeth are another trait like night vision.
Could be more likely that she's a dirty faunus with terrible dental hygiene.
>>78389505
So you'd be a GREAT older brother, what's the problem?
>>78389505
Sounds like she has great taste
>>78389218
Not as good as best mom.
>>78389511
Could also just be that it's Mojo and she adds stuff, like how she sometime gives Blake a tail.
>>78389523
My little brother is creped out by her. Wouldn't be any kind of brother if I let that happen.
>>78389532
If he was two years older I'd give them condoms and leave for the day.
How old is she
>Jap dub
Nora a cute
Weiss a cute
Glynda a cute
Jaune anot cute enough
>>78389505
Jesus Christ. How old is she?
>>78389602
Penny's doesn't sound Penny enough
>>78389605
Twenty. I'm 19.
If it wasn't for this we'd probably be better friends.
>>78389584
I wish when I was 14 a hot girl that was way too old for me would "crepe" me out.
>>78389628
Okay. That is really creepy.
Which RWBY girl (team or show) is most likely to try and hook up with someone underage and too young for them?
>>78389476
Artists often give people fangs when they're smirking, it's not necessarily a Faunus thing.
>>78389656
Weiss when Daddy cuts her off for the 17th time.
Merry Christmas you disgusting Rube-lewding fucks.
>>78389111
Who am I to argue with destiny
>>78389656
coco
>>78389656
CinderI wish.
>>78389646
Using a phone. Auto correct is a bitch.
>>78389653
Tried talking to her about it, keeps telling me she has a fetish for virgins.
I don't let her go anywhere near here he usually hangs around with his friends. Or come to my house if he's there.
>>78389623
Really? I thought she was great in it, like a little toy robot.
How long has Ruby's cuteness limit been broken exactly?
>>78389726
>fetish for virgins
Oh, she's one of those.
>>78389656
Ruby.She likes the shota
someone write a smutfic where a character has the personality of anon's creepy friend
>>78389726
She does know that it would be statutory rape at best, right?
>>78389656
Blake, them faunus have no understanding of inhibitions and taboos, they just listen to their base desires like savages.
>>78389766
Since the show came out.Best girl is always the cutest, in their own ways
>>78389656
Pyrrha, as soon as she gets a time machine.
>>78389782
This has to happen
It's time.
You sat up and yawned as you rubbed the sleep from your eyes. Sliding out of bed, you make your way to the kitchen for your usual cup of coffee and piece of toast, hardly aware that today was Christmas. Not being the religious or festive type, your bare apartment showed little signs of holiday cheer. Sitting on the small table, however, was a small fake Christmas tree.
Underneath the tree, a pair of angels tied together with tinsel.
You blinked in your tired stupor as they take notice of your arrival to the kitchen.
"Oh great, he's finally awake, Mel."
"Good. Maybe he can finally untie us."
"God, all he's doing is staring."
"Hey. Are you having a stroke or something?"
"Uh. I don't think so?" You choke the words out as your mind tries to comprehend the situation.
They tsk in unison, rolling their eyes.
"What."
"Ever. Just untie us already, jeez."
You lower yourself to their level and look them over quietly. The red ribbons hugged their bodies and kept them pull together, while their garter belts and lingerie left little to the imagination.
Slowly, you reach forward and untie the ribbons, letting it fall to the ground.
"Tch, finally."
"Took you long enough."
The girls quickly get out from under the table, grabbing your wrists and dragging you out with them.
"Where are you-"
>>78389602
>>78389623
All the male voices are better, especially Cardin. His "bullying Jaune" montage was hilariousKinda like Oobleck's original voice better though
>>78389854
The TV flips on, and you instantly recognize the holiday classic that comes on.
"Oh! Rudy the Red-Nosed Grimmdeer!"
"This is my favorite Christmas movie!"
You never quite understood why cartoony Grimm attempting to destroy humanity in a single, well-coordinated attack was supposed to be a holiday show, but they girls seem to enjoy it.
"- Or when the Abominable Snowgrimm eats those two hunters before they could warn the town!?"
"Priceless."
Their laughs were almost infectious, thought you didn't see what was so funny about the scenes they went on about. Not that it mattered, you were still trying to figure out where they came from, who they were, and why they were here, not to mention why they were cuddled against your sides with your arms pulled between their thighs, their soft skin enveloping it's length.
You release a contented sigh and watch along with the girls as they laugh at humanities failures and set backs over the course of the holiday special. Finally, when the last Grimm is slain and the heroes give a terrible speech that endorses the hunter training school from where the program was animated, the girls lean away from you, still tugging at your wrists and leaving you feeling like they were trying to split you in two.
"I'm starving."
"Me too. What d'ya got to eat in this place?"
You shrug before getting off the couch and re-entering the kitchen. You check the fridge and cupboards and make a mental note of the ingredients. Before long, you have the oven pre-heating, one of the girls preparing some potatoes, and the other chopping celery and onion while you prepared a nice honey and brown sugar glaze for the ham. Small talk and the occasional joke made the work go rather fast.
>>78389782
Anon's creepy friend?
>>78389783
Yep but she doesn't care. I'm happy my brother knows it's better to avoid being alone with her.
Some of the excuses he comes up with are funny.
>>78389839
>Pyrrha x Crossdressing Shota Jaune
I didn't know I needed this until now
>>78389839
Either a time machine, or she'll throw herself at the first kid Jaune manages to burden some unfortunate girl with
>>78389872
You didn't cook too much, and probably would have just thrown a pizza in on a normal day, but today was anything but normal. You were just glad you liked to keep the kitchen stocked.
Soon enough, the potatoes were baking with the ham and the chopped vegetables were on their way to becoming stuffing. The three of you went back to cuddling on the couch as the food cooked, not really needing your attention any longer.
You were half asleep thanks to the warmth of your couch-mates. They put on the AchieveMen Christmas Special, so you weren't exactly paying attention in the first place when the timer caught your attention.
Slipping out from between them, you go into the kitchen and take the food out of the oven while the girls watch the end of their show. You carve the meat and dish up a trio of plates. You glance at the table before doing your best to lift all the plates and carry them to the couch.
The girls' eyes light up as they reach out to take their plates from you. You slide back onto the couch, careful not to spill your food. Your plate wasn't full, but you still had to be careful.
"Who knew we'd find such a good cook, eh Mel?"
"Tell me about it. Nice job."
"Thanks." You smile at the slight praise before sticking your fork in your mouth. The three of you eat in relative silence as the AchieveMen save Santa and deliver presents to all the Kingdoms to the tune of their latest single at the time.
You finish your food and the girls help you with dishes and putting the rest in the fridge. The moment you're done, they grab your wrists and drag you towards your room.
>>78389885
Man, poor kid. Good on him though. And you, of course.
>>78389902
The girls let your hands slip from theirs before crawling into the tiny bed and patting a small spot between them. You wondered how the three of you were going to fit in your full size bed, but you manage to get between them. They wrap their arms around you and pull themselves against you. You put an arm around each of them as you lay back, content to just take it all in.
"I had a really nice time with you two."
"You're not so bad to hang around."
"Yea, we've had worse holidays."
"Beats hanging out with Junior's family again."
"Ugh, don't remind me."
They shutter in unison. The room falls silent for a moment before they lean in closer and plant a pair of kisses on your cheek. They snuggle in close and pull up the covers before drifting off into a peaceful Christmas slumber.
Fin.
>>78389888
Have some more then.
>>78389888
>>78389926
And just in case autismo is around;
http://pastebin.com/dPQ2paZG
>>78389926
You're a good man anon,
Have a merry-fucking-Christmas
>>78389539I'll just have to make Cinder a mom then.I need more Raven art in my life.
>>78389926
I read that as "shatter in unison" and thought you were doing a 180 and have it all be an illusion by Neo.
Thanks for not doing that.
>>78389854
>>78389872
>>78389902
>>78389926
Legendary.
Here we go again:
>"Hey Geoff, I'd like to buy this." Qrow brought 5 vials of fire dust to the store's counter.
>It was Christmas time again, and Qrow was out buying presents for his nieces and friends. He kinda felt forced to, now that *she* wasn't around anymore. But he didn't mind, he'd much rather spend money on making kids happy instead of his alcohol addiction.
>As he was leaving From Dust till Dawn, Qrow checked out the wish list he had written before-hand.
>"Let's see: I got the fire dust for Yang, the can opener for Blake and the Beowolf plushie for Zwei. That just leaves an Easy bake oven for Ruby and anger management books for the Schnee girl.
>Qrow put away the list and looked up.He saw Ruby, Weiss and Ironwood's daughter turn the corner.
>Qrow certainly couldn't afford for Ruby to see him hauling around all of these presents. So he did what any sensible person would do and ducked into a dark alley that connected to the other side of the street.
>As he was walking through, he checked behind him. Ruby and co. walked right past it.
>He breathed a sigh of relief and turned around only to walk straight into someone else.
>"Hey watch where you're going-" He got one look at the girl and immediately wished he had brought his flask.
(1/?)Unfortunately, I don't have any Qrow art
>>78390004Best of luck with your Cindy making.
We all do, Anon.
>>78390013
Not gonna lie, I'd be all for a fresh prince of bel-air treatment for some of these greentexts where it was a neo illusion all along and the story ends
>>78390013I thought about doing a twist ending, but not a Neo one. Where the girls spend the day with him then instead of kissing him goodnight, Miltia stabs him and Mel says "Junior says pay your tab next time."
>>78389989
You too.
>>78389656
RubyPenny and CR are both not even 5 years old
I guess since it's the 24th in Germany now, I can wish y'all Merry Christmas! Or Happy Holidays! Or whatever doesn't piss you off!
>>78389172
A heads up for everyone else, she will only fire if you somehow cause her to experience gay feelings. So please keep waifu posting to a minimum. Thanks.
>>78390004
I bet Yang would get off on taking people's virginities
>>78390037
Wow, I picked the absolute worst time to post this, eh?
>>78390004
She's a cool lady.
>>78389969
all dem dead people
>>78390132
Nope, mine ended. I'm done and got nothing else to post. Feel free to take over the story time.
>>78390132
It's always the worst time. I'm speaking from experience.
(Keep posting though)
>>78390004
Here's hoping she shows up in Chapter 7.
>>78390004
stepping away from /ss/ loving rave girlswhere the fuck were these chicks when I was 14?lets play a game /rwbyg/.
find a song that you feel would be a good theme for a character in rwby and post it, here's where the challenge come in then you pick the genre of music the next poster has to pick from.
here's mine for emerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuETuApX-WM
>next pick: rock
>>78389128
I feel sorry for Emerald.
Though, it does make things easy for Cinder. She can ensure Emerald's complete loyalty with a tight sweater.
>>78390190
Neo!
>>78390223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
I choose this for Jaune.
Next one is Rap. Go.
>>78390223
Ruby:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0vCASb9ec
Just replace dead father with mother
>>78390237
If I learned anything from Gunsmith Cats, it's that the lesbian will betray you if you don't fuck them now and then. That and mind control is shit tier and all evil doers must die.
>>78390333
ctrl+s
>It was the ice bitch.
>"It would be best to listen to your own advice, Branwen."
>Qrow didn't feel like kicking her ass today, so he tried to play it cool.
>"I imagine you're not inside a dark alley looking for friends." He noticed the shopping bag in her hand. "Buying more whips to torture faunus with?"
>"Shut your mouth, plebeian, this is a present for my dearest sister."
>"Funny. I never took you Schnees as the type to celebrate Christmas. You alway looked more like Hannukah people to me."
>"Actually, we Schnees have plenty of longstanding Christmas traditions."
>"Like what? Incest?"
>"Listen to me, I-" "Wait a second, Schnee" Qrow could see a crowd start to form.
>"Do you really want Ironwood on our asses a second time? How about we go someplace else?"
>Before she could react, Qrow grabbed her by the collar and started dragging her to the best bar in Vale. He could never resist rustling her feathers.
(2/?)
>>78390268 #
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg [Embed]Yang. Not Neo because she's overrated.
Next is orchestral
>>78390287
Oh, I read that, recently. The omnibuses are out of print, so they were hella expensive with retailers. Thank fuck for eBay.
What lesbian are you referring to? Misty? Or that evil Italian woman who made those mind control drugs?
>>78390364
I'm writing these as I go, by the way.
>>78390364
>Buying more whips to torture faunus with?
>>78390333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8KawWMSA8
Does this count?
If so Ren. If not then next person gets it regardless.
Next is techno.
>>78390354
On tablet though.
>>78390376
The 4 maidens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA
next is edm
>>78390364
Christ, Qrow is savage.
>>78390451
What is edm?
>>78390498
Edmonton
>>78390498
Electronic dance music. The kinda shit they play at raves and stuff.
>>78390364
>More like Hannukah people
>>78390509
>>78390521
Ah, thank you for infroming me.
>>78389926
Excellent work as always
>>78390093
Merry Christmas Germanbro
>>78390451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82N3iOVoR54
Neon obviously. Next genre is rock, specifically dadrock
>>78390379
Both. Fuck I'm still salty about how that ended.
But that's off topic. My point was that Cinder needs to give Emerald a good hard fucking if she wants her to stay loyal.
>>78390615
>Dad-rock
Easy: https://soundcloud.com/the-gypsy-caravan-1/answer-to-me-taiyangs-theme-1
Taiyang
Next up is Jazz
It's 00:22 here is the UK
Mery Chirstmass you lovely souls.
>>78390666
...But it's only Christmas Eve there.
>>78390653
My nigger right here!
>>78390666
Didn't realize you celebrated the holiday, Satan.
>>78390666
>Another 666 in a RWBYg thread
What the fuck?
Also, Merry Christmas!
>>78390719
Satan loves RWBY
>>78390615You like lolicatgirls don't you, anon?
>>78390680
It might only be Christmas eve but it's still enough to wish a merry Christmas on you isn't it?
>>78390696
It's Christmas time in Hell too anon, you'll see next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmaMfXwlq90
>>78390641
Oh, you might be talking about Burst, then. I only read the original series.
>>78390752
>you'll see next year
It's like you know my insurance won't let me refill my prescriptions so I'll probably be dead next month.
>>78390666
Blood hell, me wanker. Merry blood Christmas Eve to ya!
If Neon Katt got raped, would a human judge say she asked for it?
>"I don't understand why we had to come here of all places."
>"Because it's mid day, it's freezing outside, the hot chocolate here is amazing and I want to hear more about these traditions of yours."
>"Fine. Why not? I'm already done with all my shopping, anyway."
>Qrow put on the smuggest smile he could muster. "C'mon now, out with it."
>"Ever since I was a girl, we would play a game called pin the blame on the faunus."
>"Sounds interesting. How do you play it?"
>"Well, this was more of a traditin between Weiss and I. The point of the game is to sabotage machinery at the SDC mines and successfully blame a faunus. We acually got very skillfull at it. We were getting all of our underpaid faunus workers fired left and right. The absolute best was this one time we used red velvet cake to jam the main drill. We blamed it on some rabbit faunus that was around at the time, I think his name was Cacao Scarlatina. Anyway, Papa was so angry, that he cursed him and his family to eternal torment."
>"That's diabolical, Winter" Qrow tried to act shocked, but deep down, his sides were in orbit.
>"But that's enough about me, now it's your turn."
>"Very well, it's only fair I guess."
(3/?)Should I keep going?
>>78389926
>>78389902
>>78389872
>>78389854
Thank you for this wonderful story.
>>78390815
(yes, but you might want to post these as replies to the previous part)
>>78390836
(I'll keep that in mind)
>>78390653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ehALGeKK7w
Flynt.
Next is acapella.
>>78390785
I'm Satan. Of course I know
>>78390792
Oi, watch yourself you cheeky bugger.
>>78390666
Are you 29 hours early?
>>78390809
You could never rape this absolute madwoman. She is too powerful.
>>78390815
>pin the blame on the faunus.
>Qrow tried to act shocked, but deep down, his sides were in orbit.
You and me both Qrow.
>>78390873
see the top of
>>78390752
>>78390888
Trip 8's confirm you can't rape NeonShe rapes you
>>78390857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSpuVsLnl1k
Cinder
Next is swing
>>78390888
>faunus
>unable to be raped
legally true
>>78390920
Nora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQNext showtune
These threads have been so lifeless lately guess it can't be helped with the break but its such a sad sight.
Think of a character you DISLIKE that has gotten a decent amount of screentime so far.
Got it?That character is now built like a loli/shota instead. Same age, that's just how they grew. Won't ever get any bigger.Do you like that character better/worse now?
>>78390943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2hS_LhslTwIronwood
>>78390902
Good. I was wondering if my calendar had been set wrong.
>>78390956
I fucking hate shotas, so yes. Vastly worse. Especially if I'm still supposed to think that blue-haired dweeb is cool when he looks like a five year old.
>>78390956
I dislike them the same, because it is their personality that annoys me not their appearance.
>>78390956
>Blake
Nope, still bad
>>78390951
>it can't be helped
>>78390956
Loli Pyrrha would work even worse for her role in the story
>>78390956
the only characters I dislike are all males and I don't like shotas
I have no real opinion
>>78390956
>Mercury
Now I'm just laughing.
>>78390927
ah, are we hijacking the old /tg/ meme about elves now?that's not a bad thing
>>78390943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64
Oobleck
Now let's see some post-avant jazzcore.jk cabaret
>>78390048
>>78390105
>>78390136
>>78390175
Black hair MILF Yang is nice
Just found out my family can't make it to my house for Christmas so I'm spending it alone... I need some fluff to cheer me up
>>78390823
You're welcome.
>>78391011
>Disliking Merc
But he's been through so much
>>78390978
That's ok anon.
>>78391016
This gives me flashbacks to ME 3RIP Mordin ;_;
>>78391035
Any specific characters/scenarios?
Smut or non-smut?
>>78391011
>Yang goes around beating up little kids
[BITCHMODE INTENSIFIES}
>>78391011
>>78391045
>Yang brutally crippling some poor child
>>78391045
That Emerald is such a considerate girl.
>>78391035
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10902890/1/Happy-Holidays
>>78391088
I'd like to see a scene where she uses her thief skills to put something ON someone else running by, then immediately yell about how that guy stole something of hers. she apparently has the reputation to be able to get some people to believe her, and the guy would have the evidence on him.
Do you think Yang could develop afetish for brutal abuse of her partners?
>>78391035
Somebody post the RubyxAnon fluff from last thead. This is an emergency. It won't let me post it for some reason.
>>78390779
I suggest keeping it that way.
>>78391154
>>78391035
I got ya
>>78391180
We have more?
>>78391035
I'm not sure if Christmas fluff is best choice, but...
I think RWBY is a pretty cool girl. Seh kills mosnters and doesnt afraid of anything.
Do we have the translation for the new rwby chapter yet?
>>78391035
You're not alone, anon. You have us.
>>78390354
Man those are some creepy fucking eyes
>>78391286
>>78391270
Old memes is good meme
>>78391286
Christ man, Don't drive him to suicide!
>>78391286
That's even worse though
>>78391286
You're supposed to be HELPING
wheres the porn guys?
>>78391270
I didn't realize until now that "eh" in the original was supposed to be "he"
>>78391374
Still in Japan.
Supposedly there is a vanilla Arkos dojin on the way.
>>78391286
>>78391316
>Not posting better version
>>78390815
>"But first, bartender!"
>The guy running this place walked over to them. "What's up, boss?"
>"Give us two Clockwork cocktails, orange-flavored."
>"Sure thing, boss"
>Qrow looked back at Winter. "Now where was I? Ah yes, you see, thanks to our unique family set up: me and Taiyang have been running the show for a while now. We usually do tons of things around Christmas time. We go sniping, fishing, Grimm hunting, you know, stuff every family in Beacon does. But the thing that we always do every Christmas iskidnap preschoolers to feed Runy's insatiable hunger for human flesh.
>Winter spit out her drink. "What?!"
>"Chill out, I was only joking. Heh, you shoulda seen the look on your-"
>Qrow was cut off by the sudden sensation of a glass being smashed on his face. "Hilarious," Winter said with the most deadpan delivery he had heard in a while, "carry on then."
>Qrow wiped off the glass shards. "Riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, what we actually do is play this game me and Tai made up called Extreme Chubby Bunny."
>"But Chubby Bunny is a game everyone plays on Christmas."
>"Ah, ah, ah Extreme chubby bunny. The rules are quite different. You have to shove 5 marshmallows into your mouth and say a silly pun, five marshmallows are added every pun. You lose whenever you choke on the marshmallows or can't come up with a great pun."
>"And how good are you at it?"
>"I'm okay, however Tai's the reigning champion, followed by Ruby and Yang. We also used to take turns playing soccer using Zwei and some fire dust. However, we stopped after we almost burned down the island. Or rather, the government forced us to."
>Winter looked at her watch. "I have to be leaving soon."
>"Well then, Ice Queen. You have one more chance to impress me."
(5/6)I wonder if anyone will cap these?
>>78391458
I'm capping them, don't worry.
>>78391458
>(5/6)
Goddamnit, I meant (4/5). I swear I'm not drunk, guys.
>>78391501
You are not foolinf anybody anon.
>>78391022
You know it.
>>78391211
More what? Fluff? Of course
Best girl
Pick a character. Got it?That character's appearances and lines are now removed from the show as if they were always imaginary. Their absence is never explained, but the other characters still interact normally like they're there, which makes no sense to the viewer.Which scenes improve?
>>78391762
nothing really
>>78391762
>blake disappears
literally dropped
>>78391762
>Cinder
I don't imagine we'd even notice the absence that much. The show certainly improves
>>78391762;_;
>>78391762
>Ren
Things just got a whole lot darker for Nora's character
>>78391812
That's called volume 3
Just got a email about Japan RWBY stuff going up on sale tomorrow morning
>>78391762
>Cardin
bulliedbyghosts.jpg
>>78391838
And interesting.
But seriously. When will Ren be relevant?
>>78391838
>Ren died with Monty
>nobody really likes to talk about it
>Nora took it very hard but her mind failed to accept it and she still carries on like he's still around
>JNP can't get a 4th member because they can't break Nora's hallucination
>Nora constantly talks to herself like he's still around
>the other students don't dare call her crazy because they don't want their legs broken
>team RWBY is the only ones left who tries to be polite and act normal and respond to Nora's delusions, but everyone is always aware of the elephant in the room and it's awkward
>sometimes late at night Nora can be found in Ren's bed, snuggled up against pillows body-style and laughing to herself
We miss you.
>>78392009
It's a terrible day for rain.
>>78392002
When we get Nora and Ren's past arc.
>>78392009
>>78392081
Unless we make it ourslves? Probably never.
Green text it maybe?
>>78391784
being the Bun is pain
>>78392009
>Nora's habits of being a Big Eater and never getting full is because she only eats Ren's cooking
Can't get full of what's not actually there
>>78391458
>"Usually, I'm not supposed to tell anyone about our super secret tradition, Qrow. But I'll make an exception juuuust for you, 'cause I trust ya."
>'What the?' Qrow looked at his cocktail. 'Is her alcohol tolerance really this low? These things don't even HAVE alcohol in them' Regardless, he kept listening.
>"We do a lot of things, but the absolute funnest iiiiiiiiiiis *hic* "Fight the Knight"!" Winter says with a fist bump.
>'Oh boy, this could be very bad.' "So what do you do in "Fight the Knight"?"
>"Oh it's very simple. If you've been a bad girl, Papa would take note of it. The day before Christmas, he would send out Dully the steel gardener to try and kill you. If you survive, you get a mild spanking from papa. Sis had to go through this every year since I was alway the preferred child. Thankfully, this gave her the extra push she needed to git gud at fighting."
>"You know, I got two things to say to you: your dad's a scary dude and what the hell does fighting a giant gardener-" "A gardener that is a giant suit of armor." "Yeah, whatever, what does any of that have to do with Christmas?"
>"What does setting your dog on fire have to do with Christmas?"
>"Touche." Winter grabbed his hand.
>"Anyway, I *hic* gotta go. Do ya- do you mind walking me there?"
>"Uhhhh sure" Qrow felt stuck between a rock and a hard place. He certainly didn't want to walk her home, yet at the same time he didn't want to risk meeting a pissed off Papa Schnee.
>"You know, you sure are cute when you're-" Qrow was cut off by the sensation of Winter's foot smashing his balls.
>"You seriously thought I was drunk? Get real. See you later, Branwen." Winter walked off laughing.
>"Geez, the fuck was that for? Merry Christmas to you too, asshole!"
>Ironwood walked past as Qrow was rubbing his nuts on the sidewalk. "Looks like Santa came early this year"
Fin.
(5/5) That's it. Feel free to tell me what I need to improve and such. Feliz Navidad, /RWBYg/.
>>78392009
>we will never get to stare at the magnificence that is Oum's crotch
Anyone have fluff or comedy, could really use that right about now.
>>78391499
Thanks, hermano.
>>78392202
there was good Neo force fluffing Blake & Yang stuff yesterday.
>>78392202
>>78392202Sure, buddy. Sorry about what happened. I'd say it to you on Steam, but you know, blocked and all. Hope you feel better soon.
>>78392009
Like, tears in the rain scoob.
>>78392202
Go look in a mirror, that should be worth a laugh of two.
Torrent of the Japanese BluRay of volume 1 up yet?
>>78392202
Oct is feeling upset? What fkken happened?
>>78392172
>"Looks like Santa came early this year"
Got a good laugh out of me.
Here's your cap. And I'm going to bed now.
Cya tomorrow, RWBYg!
>>78392288
like 2 weeks ago
>>78392260
>Spider-man underwear
Every time.
>>78392296
Broke up with my girlfriend, but fuck blogging just post funny stuff.
>>78392308
>Runy
That Typo will be pointed out every time it's posted from now on isn't it?
>>78392237
Jesus Really? I need to read this.
>>78392202
Have one of my favourites, Octy. Hope you get better soon.
>>78392356
What else could contain his webshooter?
>>78392356
You had a girlfriend?
Was she blind deaf and retarded?
>>78392409
Hey, don't kick a man that's already on the floor.
Not even if that man is Octy.
>>78392319
Right. I'm just fucking awful at finding it then.
>>78392409
Dude. No. Not the time.
>>78392356
I comply!
Anybody still working on the Pun off between Anon and Taiyang? We could probably use it right now.
>>78392409
Anon show some humanity.
>>78392432
Nevermind, found it. I'm just retarded.
>>78392356
That's rough buddyBut you are among brothers here
>>78392383
Was drawings based off the image with the scarfs not great drawings but yeah.
>>78391871
What do you think it'll be?
>>78392430
Why not? None of you are real people, you're just pixels on the internet
>>78392409
>>78392356
>Broke up with girlfriend
>2 Days before Christmas
>>78392409
No actually, she was way too good for me and my shit taste, so I had to break it off.
>>78392430
I'm a big boy it's okay. Also it wouldn't be RWBYg without insults.
>>78392387
>>78392495
>>78392464
Thanks guys.
>>78392356
>>78392472
The Japan dvd box with the special art cards probably, most people already imported it.
Hopefully the wall scrolls or something never mentioned.
>>78392495
The gift that keeps on giving, cos' she's gonna keep on giving it to someone else
>>78392486
No Anon, we aren't just pixels on the internet.We're You.
Every ANon, Every Shitpost, Every Tripfag.
All of them are just a split personality of you.
Stop hurting yourself, Anon. Stop hurting yourself.
>>78391762
>Neo
Yang being very mad towards the air.
I like it.
>>78392494
>>78392456
>>78392453
>Unironically defending Octavian
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
>>78392467
Oh i thought it was a story. My bad. That art is adorable though. I like it.
>>78392430
>>78392453
>>78392456
If he wanted people to care, he wouldn't be such a shit.
