Lion King is ruined.
http://animeflavor.me/lion-guard-tv-episode-0
My childhood is ruined.
>>78372402
I can live with that.
>>78372402
why does the animation look so wrong?
>>78372426
My life is ruined
>>78372478
They blew their budget on the movie.
>>78372458
kys.
>>78372402
the lion king is gay and for little children, good god
>>78372583
Edgy.
This girl is always laying down. I mean, in every other scene. She's pretty damn lazy when she's not turbo fast.
I guess that makes sense.
Can't ruin what was never good
>>78373430
So basically they saw that Rainbow Dash of mlp has a lot of kids think she's cool by virtue of saying she's cool...
and are trying to emulate the same character to capture the same audience?
And Kiara's still a stuck-up bitch in this version. What a shame.
>>78373489
That baboon is not even in the same artstyle.
I liked the first Lion King. Is Lion guard really that terrible?
I will say this - the one hyena song wasn't bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ViXbWpHoY
I mean it's trying to ape "Be Prepared" but it's alright on its own.
>>78373853
>it's alright on its own
I disagree
>>78373798
No it's just a bunch of 20 something year olds complaining about an hour long pilot for kids
>>78373798
If you can ignore the new episode having a lot to do with how much the honey badger stinks, it's alright for a kid's cartoon. They show the crocodiles actually fighting for leadership and biting one another. Young guy wins and the hippo flat out says that's how it usually goes. Young, strong dominant types kick old guy's asses. Crocodile even ended the episode still the leader of the crocodiles, as that's how it works.
It's good messages to send to kids. That sometimes, people who are stronger than you are going to win and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>78373430
Cheetahs actually do lie down almost all the time when they're not running.
>>78373470
Yes.
>>78373635
Either that or he's so into looking at that lion's asshole that his face broke the show's style guidelines.
>>78373923
There's another episode out.
Anyway, are Kiara's friends the only other lions in the pride? That's got to make things awkward.
>>78373430
Wow, it's almost like she's acting like a cheetah or something.
>>78373947
What the hell, did Nala's figure go to shit when she had a baby (instead of a litter which is weird)?
>>78372402
Just sit back and enjoy the ridecrash and burn.
>>78372402
>Still no Kiara/Kovu/Zuri/Tiifu porn.
>>78374601
/co/ really was wrong about that. Especially Tiifu.
>>78372402it's not that bad
>>78373947
>Anyway, are Kiara's friends the only other lions in the pride? That's got to make things awkward.
With real life Lions the alpha male will kill every baby lion he finds that isnt of his own blood. They can tell just by sniffing them if it isnt their kid.
>>78372402
>>78373430 The fuck with that mark
>>78373489
Looks like fucking furfag OC’s, man that's horrible
>>78374601
>>78374684
Thank God. Like we really need enough questionable material to be ashamed of.
Le smug cub when?
>>78375106
He's too busy banging his sister.
I just wish it was easy to find a non-torrent download for 1080p versions of TLK 1 and 2.
>>78374852
>>78374601
>>78374684
>even furfags don't want to touch this shit
>Simba not voiced by Cam Clarke
Whats with Mohawks
>>78372402
What are we gonna do in the savannah? Pomf=3
>>78375181
I thought about writting a Kovu harem...
>>78372402
It was ruined since day 1.
>>78373430
Is that a Cheetah with a Lion tattoo?
>>78372402
Is this flash?
>>78372402
>Half the sentences contain African words
It's like watching a show made by weeaboos.
>>78380387
The movies used Swahili as well.
>>78372402
Remove the badger and you have a pretty good show.
>>78373430
>>78373443
>That "cheetah" design
>>78372402
>Lion King is ruined.
This didn't do it?
https://soundcloud.com/anonymous13-b/youre-only-second-rate-haiba
>>78381936
The only Swahili I can remember from the first was Hakuna Matata.
>>78372478
Toon Boom that tries too hard to be fluid.
>>78373430
Jesus fuck that design is Deviantart OC tier
>>78383856
/co/ would still fuck her.
>>78373430
...That's a weirdly human shaped head she's got there.
>>78373489
Look at those stocky stubby legs. Jesus Fuck.
>>78382913
>that image
what the fuck am I looking at?
>>78384052
Cats have the most human-shaped faces out of all non-primates.
Even then, that's going too far.
>>78384168
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TheLionKingAdventures
>>78384394
>Characters that appear in the hit fan fiction series The Lion King Adventures.
Upcoming episodes.
>When Kion gets separated from the rest of the Lion Guard, he finds himself lost in the Outlands where he meets Jasiri, a friendly female hyena, who rescues him and helps face off against Janja and the other hyenas. *Maia Mitchell (“The Fosters”) guest stars as Jasiri.
>When Simba leaves Kiara in charge of Pride Rock for the first time, Kion reluctantly agrees to obey her which proves difficult when Janja tries to take advantage of Kiara’s inexperience and hatches a plot to take over the Pride Lands.
>>78384069
That's nothing. Watch them walk. They just move their legs back and forth without picking their paws up while sliding forward, like they're ice skating.
Here is that episode on a less annoying website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJd7ZNq2IQ
>>78372402
autism at its finest.
![hippo-crocodile-2_1523610i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kPUzzfZ.jpg "hippo-crocodile-2_1523610i[1].jpg")
>>78372402
>Why should us Crocodiles be afraid of Hippos?
>>78375181
Thats ridiculous.
>>78387634
Hippos being shy, gentle giants is probably the biggest lie I've ever seen in animation. Thanks Disney.
>>78387634
>I've made a huge mistake.
>>78387908
Even without Disney they look cute as fuck.
Hippos are like the lone white shy teen of the animal kingdom who wears a trenchcoat and goes on a shooting spree at school.
>>78387908
>is probably the biggest lie I've ever seen in animation.
Seems like you haven't seen many animations them.
>>78387131
>Stopping predators from eating
Think they might need to work on the whole defense of the circle of life thing.
>>78375237
>TFW due to it being retconned that Simba also had a son and the "no TV stuff" rule for the series, we won't get an adaptation of Simba's Pride in Kingdom Hearts 3.
I thought Star Vs. The Forces of Evil was Disney's answer to "that show".
>>78388387
Stopping the hyenas from over hunting. Look what happened last time that happened.
>>78384366
she's a cheeta, not an house cat.
>>78373430
why does it have a cutie mark
>>78373947
why do the adult lions look so small?
shouldn't they be bigger?
>>78372402
How are any predators still alive if they keep beating them up and stopping them from eating the small furry cute animals?
>>78384069
I thought she had one fatass leg before I realized it was her back leg behind her front left leg.
>Wander over Yonder and Star vs. had their animation studios completely changed in favor of this being focused on instead
>Its animation doesn't even look that good
>>78387131
> Those songs
Excuse me, I need to go cut my ears off.
>>78372402
Lion King is ruined for most people the moment they sit down and try to figure out how that fucking pride works.
>>78387634
>Post a picture of a hippo and croc laughing together
The point stands, crocodiles have nothing to fear from hippos.
>>78373430
I want to fuck that cheetah.
>>78372583
>>78372402
how the fuck does this ruin Lion King?
if you go back & watch it again, it's still the same thing
shit, this is just them trying to leech off the fanbase, so just don't watch it
>>78373430
>>78373443https://www.f-list.net/c/fuli%20the%20cheetah/soon
Why the fuck does a badger have buck teeth? I get that cartoons used to do this back in the 80's to further cement that a caucasian male character was a pre-teen, really, is that shit necessary here?
>>78372458
Tiifu a cute. What's her personality like? I may need to watch it if she's the shy or quiet type.
>>78392127
>straight
Well, that's quite an assumption.
>>78388045
No, they're like a morbidly obese chick that walks around being a bitch, then comes to school with a machete.
>>78392577
She's vapid and stupid.
>>78392689
Eh... Maybe...
>>78392884
Oh I was mixing her up with the bitch who got stuck on a tree. I hate these names.
>>78393106
>>78392884
Yeah, he got her mixed up. The bitchy one is the one with would-be eyeliner. Tiifu is the freckles one and she is timid.
>>78393106
>show about cats
>5 minutes in one gets stuck on a tree it was clawing and whines
These might be the most accurate cartoon cats ever.
>>78393289
>Tiifu is the freckles one and she is timid.
Welp, guess I'll be checking in every now and then.Or just hovering in drawthreads.
why is the video all black but the sound works, I just want to watch some crappy lions
Where is the porn?
>>78395879
I wish I knew, friend. I wish I knew.
>Girl gets to run Pride Rock now
Thanks feminists.
>>78397284
They more or less do anyways. Lionesses do 90% of the hunting in a pride.
>>78386929
That's the thing that sticks out the most for me. Their walk cycles at normal speed look like they should be moving much slower.
>>78387131
The fuck is this animation? I have a nephew who makes me watch Jake and the Neverland Pirates with him and it uses the same animation technique. Is it a weird mix of CGI and 2D or?
>3 minutes in
>Cobra eats that hamster thing
>Gets his ass beat for it
>"That was my lunch!"
>They still tell him to fuck off
>Lion King had an entire scene dedicated to Mufasa explaining to Simba that as long as they don't overstep their boundaries and it's to survive, animals eating other animals lower on the food chain is part of the Circle of Life, and therefore is okay
IT'S THE LION GUARD'S DUTY TO PROTECT THE CIRCLE OF LIEF!!1
Fuck this show. Did they even watch the movie before writing this?
>>78398028
>Circle of Life
You have to love the constant repetition of the catch phrases to really drone it into kids heads.
Always say "Defend the Pride Lands and Protect the Circle of Life". The whole thing, each time. Do not alter it.
>>78398028
TWO MINUTES LATER AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY APPLYING THE RULES AS STATED IN THE MOVIE WITHOUT MENTION OF THE EARLIER COBRA INCIDENT
WAT
>>78397933
It's a mix of traditional animation and tweening. Sometimes it looks great, other times they rely too heavily on the tweening and it looks like garbage.
>entrusting the safety of the land to small children.
>>78372402
Star vs. animation went to shit FOR THIS?
Goddamn that makes me upset.
Where can I watch the movie that started this?
>>78398110
I think they do this behind Simba's back
>>78398028
>>78398095
What a great moral lesson for kids.
>>78398243
You mean the Lion King?
>>78398245
That might explain them having no fucking idea about the circle of life in the first few minutes.
are the furries pleased? Is this not what they wanted?
>>78398262
No.
The TV movie that's the beginning of this series.
>>78398402
that would be the first episode
I can't believe that so many people on /co/ are getting so butthurt over a cartoon for preschoolers.
Oh wait, I can believe it.
>>78398468
This is /co/mblr after all y'know, folks here get offended from the smallest things
>>78398416
The episode linked in the op is not the tv movie
>>78392580
I'll wait to see how much of a tomboyish voice she surely has.
>>78392580
She's probably gunna take that lion dick.
