Enjoying the first day of winter, /co/?
Go away pls, I want Elsa!
>>78371977
No, because your faggot brother won't let is snow in upstate NY
>>78371999
It's bedtime in the Netherlands. You could say that she's... Chilling out... For the night.
No, because your asshole brother made it 60 fucking degrees.
>>78371977
it's almost Christmas you slow piece of shit.
>that feel when I live in Florida
I WANT TO LIVE UP NORTH!
>>78372066
And last night was the winter solstice.
Pay attention.
>>78372073
>That feel when I live in Canada
ITS FUCKING COLD BUT I AIN'T MOVING WHERE ITS HOT
>>78371977
Snow Miser, help! It's almost Christmas and there is no snow and it's 35 degrees.
...wait a minute, I'm in MN. It's usually 20 degrees this time of year. Fuck off, Snow Miser! Go back to doing lines with Jack Frost at the North Pole.
>>78372073
Not this year you don't.
Merry Christmas you faggots, looks like I reign supreme this year!
It's 38 and foggy here in chicago.
Thank your cool bro for the green Christmas
>>78372073
>tfw when you live in the place that holds the world record for the sunniest place on earth.
All I want is heavy torrents of rainfall every week
It's cold, overcasted and no snow.
Merry Grey Christmas from St. Louis.
>>78372033
If Heat Miser being a dick means better commute on the Northway I'm all for it.
>>78372073
It's ok we aren't even getting snow up north
It reached 79 Fahrenheit, where the fuck is all the cold weather?
>>78372229
You know to add on to this, apparently Arizona was the coldest state this month
>>78371977
i've never understood this concept
the solstices are the MIDDLE of the season. by definition and in practice.
>>78371977
It's raining. It's going to keep raining.
Fuck you, Snow Miser.
Thanks Global Warming
>>78371977
THE GODDAMN AC KICKED ON
>>78372981
assassin's creed?
>>78372686
La Nina fucked everything up this year.
>>78372998
Air Conditioner
The stupid thing's supposed to be taking a break until April
Decades. First time in DECADES theres a full moon on Christmas Eve.
We could have had snow on the ground, a clear night sky, and a bright full moon illuminating the land, like in all those fancy paintings and Christmas screensavers.
But nooooooo. Instead we get clouds and 70 fucking degrees.
>>78371977
It's fucking 70 outside. Where the fuck is my mid December snowstorm, old man?
>>78371977
Local forecast is saying it'll reach 80 fucking degrees tomorrow, where the fuck are you?
>>78372981
Lucky bastard our building has a thermostat that is programmed by the seasons and has absolutely positively no way to change it.
We're fucking roasting every day.
>>78372227
Fuck you! It's almost X-Mas and it's 50 degrees outside. I want my white Christmas.
>>78373062
> complaining about warm weather
Please leave.
![mr-heat-miser1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GR6urnp.jpg "mr-heat-miser1[1].jpg")
>>78371977
This is they year of heat miser you cuck.
Get shit on
>>78371977
You mean Midwinter's Day.
>>78374562
>wanting a green christmas
Fuck off heat miser, winter's when I'm supposed to get comfy and snuggle in a blanket while sipping a hot drink
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT WHEN IT'S GODDAMN TROPICAL OUTSIDE YOU WARMTHFELLATER
>>78374562
Fuck off normie, take your eternal summer and shove it up your arse
Snowmiser, ya rat bastard! It's not enuff I gotta navigate me Geo Metro cross fuckin' Disney on Ice ta get to my job that I hate, ya have the cheek to make me wake up a half hour early just to tunnel my way to the curb! Like I got nothin' better to do!
Oh, I'm just a representation of tha winter season, I don't have no control over tha weather 'er nothin'!
Fuck you, mate!
>>78371977
>>78374600
merry christmas
>>78372227
>mfw it's been a cold as fuck winter and late fall in CA and we're getting a lot of much needed rain.
Fuck you cunt. Go scorch the east coast some more, give us a break.
>all these hot weather fags
East and midwest fags pls
You get snow every year. Let us enjoy the magic sky-water for once, like the legends of old spoke of. It is a glorious time for all.
Krampus was GOAT.
>>78371977
Fuck you, it's summer down here in the southern hemisphere.
All that I am enjoying is that all those guys dressed in the clothes of "El viejito pascuero" are being tortuded by the heat (34°C IN FUCKING XMAS).
WE NEVER HAVE A FUCKING DROP OF ICE IN OUR LIVE, JUST IN THE MORNIN IT'S FUCKIN ICE SHIT COLD, STOP RUBBING IT IN SEMPAI PLS. AASJKJKAJDKJASKDJAKSJDAKJSD
Your brother is an asshole Snow Miser.
Eh, another black xmas. 37F, cloudy and not a drop of snow.
Pro being that there's no need to freeze my stones off inside parents-in-law's shitty guest room come the 24th.
>it's been nothing but mild temperatures and constant rain all december
Last year, plows were busy clearing away three feet of snow in November. What the fuck is happening?
>>78376071
Mercy upon the ones who suffer annually as you are now. I revel in your misery as the fates are kind to us this year. This is how the other half lives. Is it uncomfortable? Boring? Unpleasant? Imagine this every year, except one or two out of a decade. Now you understand our pain. We bare it so you do not have to. You're welcome, Yankee.
>tfw winter finally came
>>78376071
El Nino is happening anon.
>just moved to germany after five years in texas
>was excited to finally have another white christmas after so long without seeing any snow
>mfw
>>78372686
Meanwhile Los Angeles has been consistently, unusually cold (highs in the low 60s, lows in the low 40s), and the el nino rain has even started.
Fucking 4C temperature anomaly over millions of square kilometers of pacific ocean will do that.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SNOW YOU GERIATRIC FAGGOT.
>71F on Christmas Eve
This is weird even for Georgia weather.
Also these holiday captcha are great.
50 degrees F where I am, and by January it'll only be dropping down to the 40's.
I'm not going to complain too much if it means a lower energy bill and not having to deal with ice/snow every other day.
>>78372849
Yeah, well you can't exactly mark meteorological season start dates by astronomical occurrences. the true seasonal 'start date' also varies by latitude so you need to have different dates for different areas. Solstices and equinoxes are just the most universal thing to use as a marker.
>tfw no silver and gold
>Ohio
>Near Lake Erie
>50°F
Fucking Heat Miser
We're having a very mild weather. Which is pretty fucking weird
>>78372618
What, you don't like going up 87 and seeing the beautiful snow covered Adirondacks?
>>78372227
>tfw you want to burn an effigy of Heat Miser this year because you're so pissed off that it's not cold & snowy enough but he would actually be quite flattered by the gesture.
70-80F in Alabama is normal. Fuck we don't even have winter.
I grew up in Costa Rica and when I was little I'd cry that our Christmases didn't look like the ones in the Christmas specials I watched on TV because Costa Rica = lol no snow. Pretty sure I was the reason why my mom hated Christmas and winter in general.
Star Wars:Episode 7.1 The Search for Snow Miser
>Snow Miser has vanished. In his absence, the sinister Heat Miser has risen from the ashes and will not rest until Snow Miser, the last hope for a white Christmas, has been destroyed.
>>78376567
Maybe make a small one and put it in your freezer?
>>78371977
There is no snow here in Washington. Do your job!
>>78376604
Where do you live now?
>>78372227
It is going to be nearly 60 out tomorrow and I don't think I recall ever having a winter this mild before, and I fucking love it
Thanks Heat Miser!
I usually never get a white Christmas here. It isn't until January that the snow kicks into overdrive.
And when snow does happen around Christmas, it's too fucking much.
Both Snowmiser and Heatmiser can suck it.
