SMELL MY HOLIDAY CHEER!
>>78369014
You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest.
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas.
You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,
Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.
Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,
But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,
It makes me tense!
From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,
Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.
No, I really don't hate Christmas.
I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,
I can work up animosity for almost anything.
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.
Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me?
How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.
But I really don't hate Christmas.
Oh, what the heck. Kickline!
No, I really...
No, I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense BURNING indifference!
>>78369111
AH!
EGGS!
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>>78369014
That smell... crack a window open, Willie!
And now for my next guest, please welcome Kentucky Shark
EW BONES!
>>78369014
I was born in 1997, what is this?
It seems like only yesterday,
I sailed from out of Cork.
A wanderer from old Erin's Isle,
I landed in New York.
There wasn't a soul to greet me there,
A stranger on your shore.
But Irish luck was with me here,
And riches came galore.
And now I'm going back again
To dear old Erin's Isle.
My friends will meet me on the pier
And greet me with a smile.
Their faces I've almost forgot,
I've been so long away.
But me mother will introduce them all,
And this to me she'll say.
(Credits begin to roll)
Shake hands with your Uncle Mike, me boy,
And here's your sister Kate.
And there's the girl you used to swing
Down by the garden gate.
Shake hands with all of the neighbors,
And kiss the colleens all,
You're as welcome as the flowers in May
In dear old Donegal.
Meet...
>>78371839
Brannigan
Fannigan
Milligan
Gilligan
Duffey
MacCuffey
Mallochy
Malone
>>78371897
Rafferty
Lafferty
Donnelly
Connelly
Dooley
O'Hooley
Muldoony
Mahone
>>78371944
Hadigan
Cadigan
Lannihan
Flannihan
Fagan
O'Hagan
O'Houlihan
Flynn
>>78371964
Shannahan
Mannahan
Fogarty
Hogarty
Kelley
O'Kelley
MacGuiness
Magin
COME BACK HERE YOU SUBSTANDARD SANTA PERSON!
