In which Dora promotes inebriated working conditions.
>>78356397
The joke is that normally one would not do that right before what they have to do.
>>78356397
Someone said something along the lines of "Jeph's idea of a fart joke is saying "fart" out loud" in one of these threads, and now I have to give them a drink because they're completely right.i wonder what it smells like haha
>>78356653
I just thought it was a visualization of his creative process.
>>78356653
The joke is that there's going to be fart porn of her on /aco/. We link that to him, we might see another handstab!
>>78356653
Anyone still have those fart edits?
>>78356397
I finally posted before 100 replies. Do you people unironically support this webcomic?
>>78356653
>panel 3 and 5 are same face
and why does she shrink in the last panel?
>>78357070
>>finally
So you've witnessed other threads I take it.
Why do you or someone else keep asking this every single thread? I think we've established quite firmly in the past that we make these threads to mock and deride this strip and it's chucklefuck of a creator. Each thread someone makes the point theyre here for the eidts.
Yet you keep assuming that we're supporting it. Why? One person goes to the site, grabs a copy and posts here. So that the strip gets only one hit at most. We read it here so we dont have to go there and give him the hits. Then we make edits for the express purpose of mockery
I just don't get why you people need to do this whole song and dance every single time the topic comes up.
>>78357077
It's an epidemic
>>78356397
They keep "emergency bourbon". Why was Faye fired again?
>>78357157
these edits are the only reasons for these threads to exist. much lulz were had
>>78357164
because Jacques decided to become sober so suddenly the characters' infrequent bouts of drunkenness were portrayed as unsavory rather than silly.
>>78356653
is it wrong to be turned on by this
>>78357164
Dora's fucking crazy and drives everyone away.
For those at home keeping score that's three: Marten, Faye, and Sven with possibly Penelope and Tai up next.
>>78359346
Oh yes. But that doesn't prevent it from happening.
>>78356653
>now I have to give them a drink because they're completely right
Pro-tip, I'm always right.
It's why everyone hates me, just like Jesus
>>78359346
its better to be turned on of this
>>78356653
>>78362008
Dammit meant this one
>>78356397
Caffeine bullet time is such a tired trope.
>>78362128
That's our Jeph. Hackneyed tropes that went dead 10 years ago, and ham-handedly regurgitated sci-fi tropes that he only half understands.
And that kind of shit only shows up in the better strips. The average strip is just nothing but nothing
>>78361212
>Dora's fucking crazy and drives everyone away.
Yet she NEVER suffers for any of it.
>>78362714
She's becoming more bitter and alone as each day goes on.
I'm not gonna lie, this shit used to be good. Great even. Sadly, its kinda just sad now.
>>78364070
>I'm not gonna lie, this shit used to be good. Great even
The only thing you're being honest about is how fucking garbage your taste is.
QC was submediocre garbage from day one.
>>78356397
is.. is his art getting shittier?
>>78364226
When it came out, the table ante was super-duper sub-mediocre golden poo Phoenix Force X10 tho.
>>78357164
She took it too far.
>>78364857
That doesn't make it good or great.
A stagnate puddle is still disgusting even if you're in the middle of the desert.
You called it great, there's no excuse for that shit.
>>78364937
>He has a different opinion!
>Must crucify on internets!
>Let's make fun of his tastes in a comic only 7 people care about!
Dude, it literally doesn't matter. Its just my opinion, and you shouldn't really care anyway. Why be a sick about it?
>>78361848
Repulsive.
>>78362473
What you did not like the JOJO REFERENCE™
>>78366949
he clearly cribbed the joke from futurama
>>78366492
LOL that the parodies have more time, effort and talent than the originals.
Jimbles needs to outsource
>>78366147
If you don't want to be insulted, don't say stupid shit.
>Say something was great
>Get called out because it's obviously trash
>try to backpedal
>still get called out
>proceed to get mad
>>78357077
The "camera" is further away in the last panel. The vertical plank thing she is standing in front of is narrower.
>>78366492
found the homo
>>78367149
I'm not mad. I just don't see why we have to insult people over opinions.
Sorry for thinking QC was great when I was like 14. Apparently people aren't allowed to have an opinion on 4Chan.
>>78367356
The Camera isn't further away, nothing is.
>>78367513
I could opine that Jack is a good comic. Some things are just too shit to like.
>>78367513
Sure you are, but it better be the right opinion.
>>78367513
It's you opinion that it was great, and it's my opinion that yours is shit.
How is mine any less valid than yours?
>>78367685
Because yours is not about QC. Its about me. We were talking about QC. Not about some autistic guy crying on 4Chan about how his former favorite webcomic went downhill. Jeez just talk about QC, not each other.
>>78367791
>Its about me
It's about your opinion of QC.
It's not like I said your fashion taste sucks.
>>78367831
Me, my opinion. Basically the same thing.
>>78367860
No, not at all, you mong.
I don't give a shit about you, but anyone who says QC was good deserves to be called an idiot, be it you or God himself.
>>78367915
You don't give a shit about me, yet we're up in arms over my opinion about a shity webcomic?
>>78367946
You put you opinion on the internet. If you didn't want it criticized, you shouldn't have put it anywhere, especially not 4chan.
I'm sorry for triggering you so badly.
>>78367990
Opinions aren't something to be taken lightly.
Sorry for being a newfag, and for literally being autistic.
>>78368106
>Opinions aren't something to be taken lightly
>Taking someone's criticism of your opinion as a personal insult
I was kidding about the triggering, but this is actually what I'd expect from Tumblr.
Fucking /col/mblr
>>78368131
Surprisingly, I've never been on tumblr.
Can we go back to talking about QC now?
>>78368166
>Surprisingly, I've never been on tumblr
/co/, Tumblr. basically the same thing.
>Can we go back to talking about QC now
Jesus Fucking Christ, I goddamn hope not.
>>78368166
No, QC fucking sucks.
>>78368199
Then why are we on the QC thread?
>>78368252
So we dont have to give jeph traffic and still complain about it
>>78368252
Were you under the impression that people in these threads like QC?
>>78368275
Complaining counts.
Like, why does Jeph continue to post comics with spelling and grammar errors? Does he not have spell check?
>>78368311
No. Actually.
>>78368352
>why does Jeph continue to post comics with spelling and grammar errors
Because he doesn't care and is retarded.
Next?
>>78368387
Why is Martin such a pansy?
>>78368408
Sp he can self insert as claire with a proper waifu while staying pc
>>78368408
Because Jeph can't write characters that do, only that are done unto.
Next?
>>78368438
I never realized that.
what will trigger the next hand stab?
Remember when mai waifu BTFO Jacques?
>>78356653
>The body May was given by the government has better quality hair than the one Momo has which costs thousands of dollars
>>78370119
Momo's body was probably designed with weebs and waifufags in mind, and different hair styles cost extra.
>>78371907
Her old body fired eels from her crotch pocket
>>78367685
Because he is making an observation that in no way impugns you or your personal standards on a personal level.
Your "opinion" IS in absolutely no uncertain terms a personal attack
I disagree with him. I think this strip is shit. But I'm not going to attack him for it. At least he is acting far more mature and reasonable about his disagreement with you than you are.
>>78372654
His opinion was an assault on my good taste, sir, and such an offense will not stand.
>>78370119
Jeph really can't remember anything about his characters can he?
>there are people who think all opinions are equal
>>78364937
I didn't call it great. I just pointed out that this comic was started in an era of omega-tier webcomics
>>78373345
>Jeph really can't remember anything about his characters can he?
well i mean... on the ONE hand with this cast of characters can you really blame him?
and on the other hand wait a second he's the one who wrote all those characters in the first place and it's his fault they're all so forgettable so yes you can really blame him.
one time jj completely forget about a major character for years at a time and then somebody asked him "hey whatever happened to (i forgot the name (i think it was girl-marten-with-pink-highlights?))" and he was all "oh wups" and wrote a couple strips where they came back and explained where they'd been for the last couple dozen months and then went away again forever.
>>78373046
That's no excuse
>>78373857
And those people would be correct in thinking that.
>>78373934
>I didn't call it great
Someone did.
>>78374254I don't need one
>>78374285
Equally worthless
>>78374165
>On the one hand
I see what you did there
I just want the record to show that anime guy is totally, utterly and unequivocally right in this thread.
This comic is like a virus for your soul and I applaud anyone who refuses to sit idly by while someone who praises it goes unmolested.
You're doing god's work anime guy.
>>78374519
Thank you, anon.
You're beautiful. have some QC fan art
Have we really reached the point where people are crying about being shit on on 4chan?
>>78374615
It's /co/, anon. Feelings matter.
>>78374615
I'm still astounded that anyone would be genuinely offended or personally insulted at anything on 4chan. It's fucking 4chan for fuck's sake. If you didn't want to be called a turbofag for voicing your opinion, regardless of what it was, then you wouldn't fucking post here.
>>78374165
>He can't just keep notes
I wish I made a shitty webcomic back when they were first popping up.
Good news, I got some more napkins.
>>78374285
>literally believing shit opinions are equal to well researched and educated ones.
>>78374926
Fucking garbage post right here.True though
>>78374309
Then I wouldn't need an excuse to beat you with a crowbar until you stopped moving
>>78375727
Did you just compare an insult to murder?
The Tumblr is strong with this anon
>>78356653
panel three, look at the wall on the right edge.
>Yotsuba
Jeph is trying to communicate with us.
>>78370119
May doesn't have skin. Momo is in the uncanny valley.
>come into QC thread
>literally nothing but 2 autistic faggots arguing about being called out on having a shit opinion
jesus christ /co/
>>78376989
Utter Trash
>>78376989
>come into QC thread
There's your problem
>>78374285
Surely the medical opinion of a doctor is more valuable than the medical opinion of a plumber.
>>78376617
I'm 90% he reads these threads. He started to improve after years of stagnation once this place got over Claire (for the most part).
But Marigold is both a weeaboo and the kind of person who would be an oldfag.
>>78356653
>Women in a nutshell
>>78381459
>every character now has the same face
>no new comic today and the last one is just pintsize 2.0 running around pretending to fart on everyone
>starting to improve
>>78381459
Of course he does he whines about us all the time on twitter
>>78384502
No he doesn't. We trigger him too hard
He's only comfortable when in a community made solely of people fellating him.
>>78384566
>>78384827
The Coffee Shop Plot will have to wait, back to weird fat ass robot and also the Mech.
W-well t-this is me.
>>78384827
/fit/ here. I'm going to look like Jack Lalane when i'm old. Get fucked, cuckold alcoholic.
>>78387122
I'd read a comic about Robot Garnet in the Muhreens, if it were written and drawn by someone else.
>>78361848
>>78387494
Did you mean The Marines, dindu?
>>78387122
>failing to proofread
How much does this hack make?
>>78387494
What the fuck is a "Muhreens"? Is that retard speak for The Marines?
>>78388633
>>78387632
We got Metawl Bawkes over here
>>78388496
>>78387122
>Jeph, the only person alive who can make a plot about an "illegal" underground fighting robot league boring.
>>78388496
Not enough to make him feel happy or fulfilled as a person, at least.
>>78390012
I'd have never noticed
>>78369453
John Allison?
>>78384827
Looks like his buddy Walky taught him about strawmen
>>78394721
Jeph has taken a few cues from the other webcomickers about which side of the fence to pander to.
For the longest time he was just kind of politically neutral, out of his fear of offending anyone, then he tried to be an SJW and failed hilariously.
Remember when he criticized Dragon Con, or whatever, for having no minorities as if they can somehow control the demographics of their audience?
>>78390012
one day, soon...
>>78392106
I wish.
But at least I'm not English
>>78395393
He also steals their jokes.
There was a pic on here months ago with qc on one side and other webcomics, and there were literally days to weeks between the originals and Hacques recycled shit.