The prestigious /co/llege has finally opened its doors and it is looking for people to staff it to teach normal and abnormal classes.
Post characters and their position at /co/llege.
Sociology professor
Headmaster Doom
Squirrology
art
Foreign/crossboard exchange student that's on the orientation team.
>>78349997
nicely edge'd, my friend.
Engineering
Psychology and religion.
>>78350236
Heh.
None, but he turns up in advanced physics classes and starts teaching how to make his special guacamole.
Father hulk for theology and smashing.
Home Ec
>>78350551
Derp forgot pic.
Defense Against the Dark Arts
Advanced cuteness
Bet you dont know hot to push someone away by poking their nose in a cute way faggots, well she's gonna teach you.
It administrator.
I miss him.
>>78350720
Moot was an asshole. He deserved 4chan and 4chan deserved him.
Mech and sea warfare
CriminalJUSTICE
Theater
Animal Husbandry
Evil, Hater would work but I don't think I have a pic of him.
>>78350236
He sure is great at proportions.
Language Arts.
>>78351005
1. thats not /co/
2. Fuckin fuck urself
>>78351469
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ROTC instructor?
>>78351490
>>78350720
New moot is better and more useful.
![[HELICOPTER NOISES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K9tHwtf.jpg "[HELICOPTER NOISES].jpg")
Considering how he's the smartest person in that college:
Theoretical/Quantum Physics
Vector Calculus
Linear Algebra
>Thawne hasn't made tenure
>His colleagues are terrified of him (besides Headmaster Doom)
>Harasses Professor Allen who teaches forensics and criminal studies
>Was rumored to punish students by bathing them in SpeedForce
>Is currently dating _________
>>78350672
Guys I think professor Ladybug might be that Marinette student, I have never seen them together and they look kinda similar.
Journalism
> Headmaster doom walks into the courtyard and gazes upon the fountain where a statue in his likeness should stand
> sees this instead
ROBOT HOUSE!
Sex-Ed
Evil Science
Substitute teacher
Get in, do shit, get out, something explodes
>>78351890
uh no that would be mister spider jerusalem
boyscout can teach shitty disguise class
>>78352045
Jerusalem's too unstable and prone to fail random drug tests to be a regular professor. He can be be that cool guest lecturer that's the talk of the campus every several months.
>>78352045
>fools everyone in the universe
>shitty disguise
>>78350427
Go back to /a/
>>78351997
Does evil science differ greatly from normal science? Is it mainly an ethical approach?
