WHEN YOUR FRANCHISE HAS BEEN MILKED DRY THERES ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO
SPACE
https://youtu.be/yVzFEsWYZmQ
>>78345830
I don't get it. There was one decent movie with no room for a sequel and they've been shitting out ridiculous bullshit ever since.
Who even watches this stuff?
>>78345830
stop...
>>78345830
Looks cool.
>>78346045
>Who even watches this stuff?
Enough people to make 800 million dollars a pop with the two recent ones.
That is not a typo.
>>78346045
Shouth Americans. As a Chilean I can tell you this country eat this movie like bread
>>78345830
AND SO THE PROPHECY FORETOLD BY THE FIRST FILM HAS COME TO PASS
THE ICE CAVES TOLD US WE WOULD FIRST GET DINOSAURS
>>78346045
My dad thinks they're hilarious. He has all the DVDs.
>>78346608
AND THEN IT TOLD US WE WOULD SEE UFOS
>Manny
>Mammoth Wife
>Mammoth Daughter
>Sid
>Sid Grandma
>Diego
>Girl Diego
>Those two rat brothers
>Mammoth Daughters hegehog friend
The group is way too bloated and haa been since the second film. They at least tried to seperate the original trio from the rest in the last movie, but still spent half the movie wasting time on characters no one gave a shit about.
>>78346045
Black families, from what I've witnessed selling them.
>tfw Ray Romano can't get a decent gig to save his life
>he has to keep doing this stupid fucking mammoth until the end of time
How do you go off of a series like Everybody Loves Raymond and say "you know what, I like this voice acting thing, it's kind of cool. I think I'll stay here forever!"
>>78346608
>>78346622
ice age has the deepest lore
Guys, I've been thinking...
>Scrat created not only resurrected the dinosaurs in 3 and created the continents in 4, but the solar system as we know it in 5
>He has experienced love, death, resurrection, has seen and destroyed wonders beyond comprehension
>He has played an integral part in most of the movies, creating the dilemmas and solving them
>All for the sake of burying some fucking nut in the right spot of ice or snow or whatever the fuck
>TFW...Scrat has a more meaningful existence to the universe than you, me, or literally any other human could or will ever have and we will die alone with nothing to show for while some fucking comedy rat has the universe on his nut (literally)
These movies make money and they don't have to spend that much on them really. Solid perennial winner for FOX, kind of like how every Alvin and the Chipmunks makes a profit.
The dino one was ok
>>78346823
>kind of like how every Alvin and the Chipmunks makes a profit.
This one might not go so hot.
>>78346862
It'll be a slow burn, probably top off at around $100-$120 million domestic after the new year. It's an easy movie for parents to take their kids to if they've already seen Star Wars. Still gonna have a profit drop from the last one though, but that's not unexpected for the folks who make them I imagine.
Ray Romano still does live action stuff tho. In fact, he's was cast as Robert Kardashian in that series about the OJ Simpson trial that's airing on FX next year.
>>78346915
Meant for
>>78346791
>>78346045
The first two sequels were hilarious, especially the Dino one.
>>78346852
I remember it being just shitexcept for the "Did you die?" "Yes. But I lived." scene
This movie is forgivable if it ends with them all going extinct, ending the series on a high, dramatic note
Also, I still can't get over how the first film had humans and they're basically non-existent in all the others
>>78346608
And first it was the fish, then we had meltdown. No frozen pirates though, almost had 4 for 4.
jesus christ they're still doing the acorn bit?
that shit got annoying before the first movie ended, and I watched it when I was like 10
The premise of Ice Age after the first makes me uncomfortable.
These characters are experiencing what should be the end of what they know as the world, yet every fucking film is like "Nah everything is fine, look Manny has a girlfirend"
>>78346691
Jesus christ the cast got that big? I was dragged to the 3rd movie (twice) and even then it seemed like the cast was getting far too bloated. (Honestly it should've stayed at 3 characters)
Why do you care? Oh right /co/ watches children's movies religiously.
>>78349338
And why would you complain about /co/ discussing it's subject matter?
>>78349338
>people on the cartoons and comics board watch cartoons
I never would have guessed
Remember when this franchise had humans? Apparently, they don't.
>>78346791
This, I work in a movie store and nigger children love this shit for some reason.
>>78349555
The goofy baby ruined the movie, just like how the goofy baby girl ruined Monsters Inc. I suppose the target audience is actually sappy women?
>>78346465
Fellow ashamed chileanfag here, just do like shrek and give everyone funny mexican dubbing and you can sell any shit over to the latinos.
>>78345830
>No Top 40 pop song
>No Movie Voice giving me a shitty line about how THIS SUMMER, ICE AGE MEETS THE SPACE AGE
fake
I am legit surprised it's nit time travel to present dat.
>>78346814
Underrated post.
>>78349666
You know, I really liked the latin american voice of Shrek, I (ashamedly) can say that I only watched that CGI Hot-Wheels show just for that guy
>>78349734
that's probably the next movie's plot
My mom loves this franchise, she also loves minions.
She's like a walking stereotype.
>>78349790
Something about a bunch of mexicanisms just really reel latinos in somehow.
It's like how old simpsons was so beloved in south america by it's dub. A lot of the shit Homer said were different from the original script that somehow became memorable quotes.
However, unlike the old simpsons, this is something that was already subpar and stretched too long, only salvaged from a few shines in dubbing.
>Mfw every new installment of this franchise earns even more money than the last
>Mfw they get continually and exponentially worse
>Mfw I genuinely thought that no one gave a shit about it since 2 or at worst 3
>>78346852
Only because of Buck
>>78349555
I'm still waiting for the movie we all thought we'd get when they announced 2. Where the baby comes back and remembers them.How ever at this point I'd rather see him hunt them down and kill them
>>78346045
Parents too probably. It's a "set my kids in front of it to distract them for a few hours" thing so they'll go for that.
>>78346608
>>78346622
>>78346622
I chuckled pretty hard anon.
>>78346814
That acorn doesn't grow into an Oak tree.
It grows into a World tree.
>>78345830
They still haven't done spies. That's when you know a series has jumped the shark.
>>78349561
I could try for a really clever response but I'll just be really frank.
I don't really care for the way you use that word. Not that I think any word should be off limits, you're clearly just doing it to agitate people. And I'm not even against agitating people. I just think it can be done better. Anything worth doing, is difficult to do.
And yes, I do expect "Where do you think you are?" And again I must say, anything worth doing, is difficult to do.
Holy fuck when they pressed Scrat's raw furry asshole against that panel they knew what they were doing
I keep telling myself I'm not gonna see these anymore but they keep putting him in them. I'd bury my dick in his tight ass so hard, I'd bet he'd be too full to want his nut anymore lol
>>78352062
Teehee you're amusing.
I'm amused.
These are things you don't hear normal people say in real life.
Tee.
Hee.
>>78346814
>Scrat has done all this
>and he isn't even aware of it
>>78352253
It actually surprised me when he realized what he's done in this trailer. Him shedding a tear at the sight of the creation of the solar system is pretty uncharacteristically self aware for Scrat.
>>78351874
dude...
>>78353105
Was that worth doing?
Seemed pretty easy.
>>78348445
Sounds on par with living in the universe of Dragonballz.
>>78346045
It's pretty popular in Europe, apparently.
>>78351874Nigger
>>78353523
At least DBZ can justify it with "lol magic", this doesn't have a excuse.
>>78348445
Funny thing is that animals from this time period were all very big and very dumb.
For instance the English Caribou, HUGE Caribou died off because the males would fight each other, lock their massive horns together, get stuck, lay there and wait for tigers or wolves or humans to come and put them out of their misery.
This is the time we came from too. Think about that.
>>78354868
deer do that all the time
It comes with the territory of having weird shaped horns and no spacial reasoning
>>78352062
>hitting his nuts against the controls
>getting spanked by the joystick
they knew what they were doing
> leprechaun anyone?
>>78345830
OUTER SPACE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
>>78346814
I thought Scrat got stuck in the future and his time device broke
>>78346814It was me, Manny
It was me all along
ice age in da hood when
>>78345830
>Ice Age 2002 $383.3m
>Ice Age: The Meltdown 2006 $660.9m
>Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2009 $886.7m
>Ice Age: Continental Drift 2012 $877.2m
Its not nearly as bad as you think.
>>78356122
Wait, the sequels made more cash? That's strange.
>>78358260
More interesting stories, and more females. Waifus earn money.
>>78346045
I had a few lower-middle class/poor friends and their mothers/sisters fucking loved these movies. I'll never understand it but it somehow appeals to them.
>>78351874
Sid is finally getting a love interest
>>78362094
That's literally Sid with a fucking wig
>>78362094
>>78362111
NOPE, not even a little.
>>78351874
Cry more bitch ass nigger
>>78346045
I'd watch it...for devilish reasons.
>>78362094
>>78362111
Urge to watch, increasing significantly.
>>78363385
Prepare for that to go backwards when you see the weasel.
>>78346428
>800 million dollars
>Ice Age sequels
Let me off this ride
I always wondered how the solarsystem came to be.
>>78363663
Weasel?
>>78367173
>>78362585
Do you really expect anyone with standards to fuck Sid
Fucking Sid?
>>78367212
>He's voiced by Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
What the fuck?
>>78367212
They got Neil?!
Heh, you were wrong, anon.
>>78346814
Scratch transcend time and space. He is not a physical creature but a force of nature molding the universe.
>>78355687
Which movie was that?
>>78363304
I wanted to fuck that squirrel.
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