But /co/ told me the baby would be Wakandan
WTF happened?
It was too good to be true. Marvel's progressiveness is a sham, they were never committed to it and this disgusting baby proves it.
>>78344392
He could be South Wakandan for all we know.
>>78344392
2progressive4Disney
If his skin is white it doesn't mean he is. In fact, if he has a penis it doesn't mean she is male.
Its Carols or Clints.
>>78344392
/co/ was trying to make a funny to please big brother /tv/. Again.
>>78344392
Is it Clint's??
>>78344505
Why. Why would anyone want to please the worst board populated solely by pedophiles with foot fetishes
>>78344643
What he meant to say is that this board is so infested with /tv/ shitters there's almost no distinction between us anymore.
Oh my god /co/ you can't just ask a wakandan why they're white
>>78344573
Look at the clothes the baby is wearing. It's clearly Ollie's baby
>>78344573
Considering Carol's sex life it's not a stretch to imagine.
>>78344763
>Clint cucks Ollie
>Ollie goes to Marvel universe undercover to fuck someone
>>78344928
Stop pushing that lesbian shit.
IT IS SICKENING!
>It's Carol's
>>78344763
>>78344957
>Ollie hops universes to revenge cuck Clint
>Clint doesn't even remember he fucked Jess.
>>78344928
>>78344977
Listen. I just want you to consider the past year in terms of Marvel. They have continually pushed continuity-breaking progressive changes which have resulted in higher sales and higher critical press for them - just look at TeenJean and Iceman turning gay.
With that background and recent history, do you really think they would hesitate from making of the most popular Marvel femslash pairings have a lesbian science baby together, despite the previous heterosexuality of both of them?
>>78344433
>>78344392
Jess is just a surrogate mother, that baby is Cap's clone
>>78345054
Forget fucking sales, this might actually get people to give a shit about Carol and Jess.
>>78345405
>Giving them a new costume, role, and direction doesn't get people to give a fuck.
>but maybe if they smash their clams together off panel....
>>78345405
Who? Who would give a shit that doesn't right now? It would absolutely be another short term hype-up/controversy just like the Iceman shit.
>>78344392
Great another unaging baby shackled to a character. And Marvel acted like she would be pregnant for along time but they skipped through half of it and now the brat looks a good 7-8 months. The fuck?
>>78345478
>Who would give a shit that doesn't right now?
/co/
>>78345505
kek
man I will be kind of disappointed if Carol is made into a lesbian because it's playing so hard into it, like you can't have a short-haired ex-military chick that actually is straight. But I could totally see Marvel doing the Carol/Jess pair. Whatever I guess.
>>78345405
Define giving a shit, because all I foresee is people who don't read comics bitching about comics they don't read.
>>78345342
Would read
>>78345547
>because all I foresee is people who don't read comics bitching about comics they don't read.
But that's already happening
>>78344763
Iron Fist baby then? It would kill Misty/Danny and make the Danny and Luke double date with two of Bendis' favs.
>>78345027
>Ollie is not stuck with Jessica and while Hawkeye makes out with Hawkeye
>>78346070
>Hawkeye makes out with Hawkeye
Hot
>>78346070
>>78346131
WAIT!.. That's a slang for masturbation, right?
Post the most illogical father of the baby that would still make you interested in the series.
>Odin
>>78346438
Howard.
The Duck.
>>78346156
Clint/Kate
well, it's blonde, and comic books genetics are...comic book genetics, so the father is blond.
she's clearly ashamed to talk about the father and he isn't there to support the baby, so he's probably not a very good guy.
i'm blanking on blond supervillains /co/, help me out
>>78346590
Captain Marvel.
>>78346590
Clint.
>>78346590
She was dating Hawkeye sometime before secret wars. It's his.
>>78346656
luckiest kid in the world, the little bastard
>will inherit mom's pheromone powers
>hawkguy for a dad
>gets to suck on spider-woman titties
>>78344433
>He
>>78344478
>His
The baby is too young to grasp gender identity, please don't impose a gender on xer until xe is grown up enough to decide zis own gender. It's 2015, check your cis privilege.
>>78346535
Booooo
It's a rape baby, that's why the dad isn't in the picture.
>>78346590
Piledriver! It fits!
>white baby
because we need more white superheroes
>>78347031
well sure we do, a lot of them are turning black. it's like some mysterious epidemic. maybe a plan by thanos to plunge the earth into chaos and gang violence so it'll be easier to take over
>>78345054
Carol is a woman who was written by Claremont. She's bisexual at least.
What if the baby turns out to be a skrull?
>>78347307
What if the bay that turns out to be a SKRULL is ALSO A SKRULL BABY!?!?!?
Can't harangue the Kang.
>>78346518
Dude fuck that, as soon as I know Howard the duck is involved, I know that the story will have literally no impact on anything ever outside of like a mention in some book five years from now maybe
>>78347356
Kang is the fatherand the baby
I know this is probably a phone or something shes supposed to be holding.... but maybe Pregnancy Test?! Another baby for Carol? Seeing Jess knocked up just made her have to do it too?
>>78348658
>implying that's not Jess' test and Carol is checking whether she successfully impregnated Jess
>>78348727
Could be that too, I confess.
>>78347996
>Kang is the father
>and the baby
>>78347241
Being written by Claremont is just a phase. A phase where you don't even experiment anything aside from really close hugs or touching a woman cheek. Women come out of it even more straight than before because if they could resist the pussy after all the teasing, they really just love dick.
>>78346438
Someone from A-Force because the scientific ramifications would be incredible!
>>78351305
fucking bendis
>>78344392
BBC FAGS BLOWN OUT
>>78344707
Choke on a bukkake
BIG FUTA CAROL DICK
>>78352710
Bendis?
>>78353600
BIGBLACKFUTA CAROL DICK
>>78353636
no
o
>>78353665
JESSICA DREW YES
>>78353565
What is a Bendis?
>>78344392
Sad this has to be retired.
(It's still Carol's kid, though)
>yfw it's actually an incarnation of the Void
