/co/, this is Santa.
I need your help to save Christmas.
But it's cold outside.
>>78340288
You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did to my sister
>>78340288
>wanting to save Christmas
If I'm not happy, than no one is happy! I WANTED A WAIFU UNDER THE TREE! AND YOU NEVER GIVE ME ONE!!! YOU FAT FUCK!
It vill be no problem. But I require at least 3 pancreas' vrom your worker Elves to make it work.
>>78340288
Santa Claus should get the powers of Ghostt Rider.
>flaming skull-face with a while beard and red suit
>Sleigh with flaming runners and skeletal reindeer
>instead of chains, he has extending jingle-bell leather straps
>Spirit of Vengance
>>78340288
Are you taking your talents to the South Pole?
>If were gonna do this, we do it my way
>>78340312
>cold outside
bullshit, it almost feels like spring outside, don't even need a jacket at this point
Didn't i kill you already?
>>78340404
>living in Florida
>the cock state
>>78340324
Kek
It's not Christmas yet fat man, it's the Winter Solstice.
>>78340419
It's literally 78 degrees in my county. Fucking kids are swimming in the pool outside my house.
>>78340312
I went outside with a winter jacket, went back in to remove it.
There's usually a snowstorm around this week every year too.
>>78340288
tough
let it die
>>78340288
Why should I, you haven't given me a single present since my parents died
>>78342556
But Santa did give him a present
>>78340288
What's the sitch, Kris?
YOU HAVE NO POWER IN THIS DIMENSION CLAUS!
