>kid's Christmas special
>character doesn't believe in Santa and explains to the audience of children why he's bullshit
>but then Santa shows up in the second half because MAGIC!!!
SANTA ISNT REAL BECAUSE SICENCE
>>78321371
>It's a Danky Memetron episode
Possibly the greatest show of our childhoods desu senpai
>"Santa isn't real because SCIENCE"
>it turns out Santa was real because MAGIC
>butthurt scientist tries to destroy Santa instead of study him
>>78321371
Because if they made sad Christmas specials whose main character believed in Santa and he didn't show up in the second half, no one would want to watch them (or buy the character's cheesy merchandise.)
>>78321460
>butthurt scientist has crossover with average kid that no one understands
>gets cucked
>>78321575
>4chan filters c*ck but not "cucked"
>>78321636
Cucked is a different word from cuck
>>78321780
>Whenever I type c*ck or c*cked
>I get kek or keked instead
WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS!
>>78321371
Where the fuck do people in cartoons think their presents come from?
>>78321817
Just type cuck you autist the filter is gone, thb senpai I'm disappointed in you. Just baka
>you are now aware that you've seen more series do the story of moses and passover than you have do the nativity
>smart character ruins everyone's fun at every opportunity because they're so smart and have to explain how everything is illogical or doesn't make scientific sense
Fuck this nigger. He was literally No Fun: The character
>>78322172
JEKYLL
>>78322218
JEKYLL HYDE
>Character doesn't believe in Santa
>Nobody asks the parents where the gifts come from
>Since in the end Santa is in fact real then characters belief that they bought the presents isn't the case and parents don't tell their kid this
This wouldn't be a big issue if a lot of times the parents also don't believe in Santa Clause. Like who the fuck they think brought the extra presents?
>>78322347
JEKYLL HYDE
>>78322369
kids arent retards
>>78321371
>adult comedy
>character doesn't believe in Jesus and explains to the audience of fedora tippers why he's bullshit
>even though Jesus showed up in the flesh a few episodes earlier
You know who I'm talking about.
>>78322387
HYDE JEKYLL
>Santa is finally revealed in the episode
>He's just a fat, jolly, stupid idiot.
>There is no way in hell he could manage such a magical operation of this scale.
>it's usually ms. Claus or the elves that do the most work.
Why do we need Santa again?
>>78322128
That's depending on your age. It'll take a few more Hanukkah specials for me to achieve parity with the Christmas ones.
(It's the ones that feel the need to show both that keep the nativity out front in the statistics.)
>>78322412
Johnny Bravo
>>78322172
His best episode is when buster beat him in a trivia game
There's more fictional characters celebrating Kwanzaa than actual people.
>>78321371
>Santa Claus is evil, because its a education episode about how X-mas is Christian Consumerism
>>78321371
>Character doesn't believe in Santa beucase he killed the real Santa
>>78322172
He was one of those characters where you had to wonder why the others would even hang out with him at all.
Most of the time he was being condescending as fuck or being the wet blanket with "muh logic, muh realism", and anytime someone was actually better than him at something he went full autism and became even more of a prick.
>>78322128
That's because the Nativity is a boring as shit story.
Moses was a baller.
>>78321976
baka desu fan
>>78322172
So Brain is Neil deGrasse-Tyson.
>kid says Santa can't exist because MAGIC
>kid encountered undead mummies trying to protect tomb of Egyptian princess with no scientific explanation as to why they exist
>HURR DURR MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST GUYS
Jimmy was just a little know-it-all fag. Nigga liked Thomas Edison, what more proof do you need he was an asshole.
>>78321371
Everybody know Jesus born in March. X-mas is a pagan idea that Coca-Cola invented.
>>78321371
Isn't Nicktoons airing this right now?
>>78322669
Yep. After all, the truly cool prodigies worship Tesla.
>>78321371
Hey /co/
You hate Christmas ?
>>78322767
YES I DO
>>78322767
BAH HUMBURGER
>>78321852
Pedophiles
>Character says that Santa Claus isn't real
>>78322412
His character derailment really pissed me off.
>>78321371
hey guys it's on right now
santa being real would be horrifying
imagine a world where a magical being decides to give awesome presents to already rich kids and absolutely nothing to poor ones
>>78322369
The government?
>>78323359
Poor kids get presents too, their single moms then take the gifts and sell them for more alcohol and or drugs.
What I've never understood is: How the fuck does santa live in the north pole where there's no land mass there? Does he live on a floating platform or a hidden island or something?
>>78323570
Maybe they think it's the True North Pole.
Or the motherfucker is MAGIC!
>>78323570
If he's able to donate billions of dollars worth of gifts every year and has been operating for centuries, how do you if arctic maps made after he started his work are accurate? Have you ever been there to confirm?
>>78323570
he actually lives in the core of the planet, the north pole is just where his post box is
>>78323570
He lives in a winter themed pocket universe; the veil is just most thin in at North Pole. That's part of the reason why he travels to and from it via aerial transport. I also subscribe to the theory that he's able to deliver every present in one night through time manipulation.
>>78323570
Santa's castle is actually on the coast of Spain. Every year, he begins Christmas by traveling with his... ethnic affiliate Zwart Piete to Amsterdam by steam boat.
>>78322440
Every movement needs an icon
>adult Christmas special
>adults talking about how Santa isn't real
>"So you got little Billy that UltraGuy figure he wanted, right?"
>"I thought YOU got it?"
>HO HO HO
Can we stop this forever, please?
>>78325871
I want to see a scene where this plays out, except the adults still think the other bought it and start arguing because they agreed the present was too expensive, and one accuses the other of trying to buy the kid's affection because the parents were falling out of love and a week earlier they had a calm discussion about a possible divorce and decided to just put those concerns on hold and enjoy the holidays and see if that reignites the spark, but now there's this underhand winning the favorite parent through gifts bullshit, and things escalate into a fight. One parent checks their bank account on their phone and sees that the balance hasn't dropped any and loudly comes to the conclusion they other has a second account they're stashing money in, and this only fuels the fight they're having. Little Billy doesn't even want UltraGuy anymore, and Christmas would never be the same.
>>78326172
Did your parents break up during Christmas when you were a kid and you coped by blaming Santa?
>>78321780
Cucked cuck
>>78327250
Not exactly...
>>78327508
Best Christmas special
>>78322369
>Join forces with Thor, the god of Thunder
>fight Loki: the god of chaos
>still believe in a single god
Gods are real and are kicking ass every day but people faiths stay unaffected. Shouldn't be more people worshiping the deities that are currently proving their existence by kicking ass?
>>78327763
that's like saying "how can you believe in a god when there are people so wealthy that they can get away with anything"
there can always be someone bigger
>>78326172
That's brutal.
I love it.
>>78327937
No, it isn't. In their world Asgard and all the stuff with it aren't just a myth, they are real. It is more like not believing in electricity while using a computer.
>>78327763
>>78328472
>>78327937
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/One-Above-All_%28Multiverse%29
You people are retarded.
>show about to end
>"Hey did you guys hear that?"
>screen pans up
>this is the final shot of the show
bleh
>>78327763
Because Thor and Loki are aliens, not gods.
>>78322418
I HATE YOU ALL HOW DO I STILL REMEMBER THIS FREAKING SONG
>>78322369
>This wouldn't be a big issue if a lot of times the parents also don't believe in Santa Clause. Like who the fuck they think brought the extra presents?
I fucking hate this trope!
Seriously, does Santa brain wash them into thinking they bought the presents?
>>78326172
Why has no one done this yet!?
>>78322440
>Santa has Alzheimer's
>keeps on delegating more and more responsibilities as his mental faculties degrade
>Stays jolly though, even jokes about "meeting new people every day!"
>>78328681
any sufficiently powerful entity qualifies as a god
>Christmas special
>Santa's sleigh gets shot down with some elves on board
>Santa is in a coma for 9 months
>He wakes up and has to prepare for Christmas
>At the end of the episode, Santa has flashbacks when he woke up from the coma
>Santa is actually a body double for the real
Santa Claus
>He was "one of Santa's best elves" all along
>the real Santa Claus drove away on Blitzen to go into hiding in the US
>>78329809
stop
Find me a worse Christmas Special than the Billy and Mandy one about Santa becoming a Vampire.
>>78330427
"I'm already a Kringle."SNAAAAAAAAKE EATER!
>>78330495
Probably the latest Teen Titans Go where the whole episode was just Christmas is only about the presents and that scene when they're trying to spend time with each other but it was just silence is pretty much just saying spending time with your family is awkward. They're right but still.
>>78330495
That special alone was better than the live action Grinch movie. If you really want a bad Christmas special watch The Christmas Tree (1991)
>>78330495
>worse
You mean better?
>Kid who constantly ends up on Santa's Naughty list breaks into his workshop and changes it so he/she is the only good kid and everyone else in the world is bad.
>Santa believe it as legit.
>>78328681
>Because Thor and Loki are aliens, not gods.
>Father is literally responsible for life on Earth
>not God
Sure there's shit like TOAA but as far as human are concerned Odin is papa G for humans.
>>78330495
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY
>>78330573
Don't you mean "Buddy... I'm already on the naughty list".
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE SNOWDRIFT
LIKE THE RAINDEER ONCE SAID
>adult cartoon kills or grievously injures santa just to be edgy.
>>78331910
>mfw they do it not to just be edgy
>>78322128
Besides Rugrats, what else?
>>78321371
>he wants cartoons to tell children santa isnt real
>>78334065
YES
>>78330495
>implying vampire gilbert gottfried santa is bad
What's it like having shit taste?
>americans in charge of christmas
Just stop please.
>>78326172
>>78326172
>All...all I want for Christmas is for daddy to stop hitting mommy.
>>78322440
He's a jolly and giving person, who want's to bring the world cheer. What is wrong with that?
>>78330495
>worse
Excuse me?
>>78330495
Please tell me this is bait
>>78326172
And it was all Santas fault.
>Celebrating a commercial holiday
Everytime.
Literally every cartoon Christmas special that has Santa in it is some kind of adaptation of Miracle on 34th Street.
>Christmas special
>No one believes in Santa
>Turns out he's real
>They sue the pants off him
>>78323359
Rich kids already have their loaded parents which is the best thing a kid can hope for and the poor kids shouldn't get gifts for Christmas because that would give them false hope.
Santa is real.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArbitrarySkepticism
