When did Peter first have sex?
>>78297758
Ok seriously, who has Peter fucked?
he wasn't a slut
>>78297758
I have a strong suspicion that Black Cat was the first person he canonically had sex with
>>78297776
Who hasn't Peter fucked? He's the protagonist of a harem anime, before such a thing ever existed, with the one exception being that various implausible plot devices didn't show up out of fucking nowhere to cockblock him.
Black Cat is always best girl.
>>78297891
He also fucked Carol and She-Hulk right?
Also there was a time when Jessica Jones wanted his dick.
>>78297834
He actually cucked Ned Leeds with Betty before he met Black Cat.
>>78297920
>also fucked Carol and She-Hulk right?
Care to explain, kind anon?
>>78297920
>He also fucked Carol and She-Hulk right?
Anon you're dreaming again.
>>78298053
I'd think only Mary Jane, Gwen, Felicia, and maybe Betty Brant
Oh and him and Silk had weird animal compulsion Slott sex. That kind of thing is normally perfectly acceptable to me, but when you throw in shit like superpowers and animal totems (ugh) that's kinda weird
And Otto probably had sex with the midget using Peter's body.
>>78298146
JMS confirmed never Gwen.
>>78297758
His neighbor Skip when he was 8.
>>78297758
The spider.
She bit him because he was acting like he didn't recognise her in public, even though he was her man.
>>78298146
>And Otto probably had sex with the midget using Peter's body.
He also did Aunt May way back before that.
>>78298101
lel
>>78297758
at around 11 or 12
>>78297920
>>78297969
>>78298036
he wanted to but they turned him down
>>78298756
>She-Hulk turned him down
How much of an unfuckable specimen would you have to be?
>>78298756
Carol was because something got in the way of their second date right?
>>78300480
>>78298756
Carol did want his dick though
Black Cat is best though
>>78298146
>And Otto probably had sex with the midget using Peter's body.
What do you call it when you force someone to have sex with someone else, who doesn't know the person they're having sex with is being forced to do it?
Is she a second-degree rapist?
>>78298053
You know, the more shocking part of this to me is that Johnny is clearly going for the hand down pants thing with MJ in that panel.
>>78298146
>>78298266
>never Gwen
They dated for years, come on.
>>78305963
it was less than a year in-universe, and comics code didn't let anyone under 21 have sex back then
>>78297758
That brown girl, what's her name again?
>>78298756
What the fuck is up with that pic?
Holy shit, that can't be real.
>>78306480
Liz Allan
>>78306565
It was a PSA comic about child abuse. I suppose the idea is that victims who read it would be comforted and empowered to come forward knowing their favorite hero had gone through what happened to them.
>>78306480
You mean Liz?
>>78298266
He didn't deny either, did he?
>>78308903
when the kids claiming to be his and gwen's children showed up, he didn't even bother testing himself, he went through all the effort of digging up gwen's grave for a sample, which the kids realized only made sense if there was a 0% chance of him being their father, i.e, he never slept with Gwen
>>78298053
>>78298101
so who is this blue space chick?
>>78309346
She's an inhuman, the cousin or sister of one of Black Bolts wives
>>78309607
well I figured she had a connection to Black Bolt(since she's wearing a fork like his in the first page, and is in the same place as him in the second page), I meant more name and maybe powers
>>78309687
Els Udonta, archer, member of the Light Brigade,
>>78307714
>"hey spidey went through it!"
>"ima step up to dad and his bullshit"
>"fuck you dad you cant sexually touch me you faggot"
>'what did you say to me boy?'
>just then dad takes off his belt and whips me, then he ties his belt around my wrists and takes off my pants and his pants
>"no!" I yelled at him
>"Please don't do this again daddy!"
>'oh now you called me "daddy", you know how my cock feels about that son. I think you want it deep in your ass'
>he sticks his tounge deep down my asshole and moves it in a circular motion. i cant feel this good from my dad?
>Suddenly he stops, and he slides his cock into my asshole slowly. Over time he moves faster and faster, I thought i was going to fall off the couch he was moving so fast!
>then he grunts and cums deep in my ass
>'heh, clean yourself up. Or I will.'
>>78306565
>Nigga doesn't even know about Skip.
>>78297920
He could have sealed the deal with Carol but got cock blocked by a mind wiping; Jen doesn't like him all that much.
>>78306433
>it was less than a year in-universe, and comics code didn't let anyone under 21 have sex back then
Wasn't Danny waxing Misty ass when he was only 19.
Who is the blonde girl to the right of Peter in the op?
>>78309207
Damn, Quesada must've tried to enforce that
>>78310105
Sally Avril
>>78309856
JUST
>>78298756
>>78297758
The only correct anwser in this thread is Skip.
>>78298266
Oh bullshit
>>78298146
Not forget Carlie and Michelle when was drunk
>>78305963
In Blue he do.
>>78312261
Loeb's a big fan of Gwen. I'm surprised he hadn't tried to do a Spider-Man comic and brought back Gwen yet.
PETER WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME
Who are all the Marvel heroines that want the Spider dick?
So a thought occurred to me a while ago.
Jessica Drew has pheromone powers that make men attracted to her, right?
What if Peter had a similar power all along, but never realized it?
When was it first shown or implied that Peter slept with a girl in the comics?
>>78297758
Canon? It was Betty Brant, his first love interest.
>>78307714
Heh, that's actually pretty smart.
Doubt that it actually helped though.
Skip, and them mj after marriage.
>>78313091
Wouldn't it be annoying to Peter to have men attracted to him?
Current Canon: Black Cat took his v-card. Heavily hinted at when she came back after the events of OMD.
Old Implied Canon: Kinda hinted Betty might have been the one. Was Gwen until JMS/Marvel came out and said that her and Peter never did it.
>>78309856
Someone actually wrote this.
