What's Kamala's best feature? Her hook nose or her grating personality?
>>78294028
her booty
>>78294028
the vacuum seal her lips form around my cock
>>78294028
perky brown tits
I like the hook nose. I kind of hate it when she isn't draw with it.
>>78294049
This.
>>78294916
Also this.
>>78294028
>grating personality
Kamala a total sweetie pie squishy muffin.
>>78294028
Being unable to be raped
>>78294049
I bet she has a hairy ass
>>78295024
Let's hope.
>>78294028
KEKMALA
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>>78295108
Why do fat dyed hair women like 50's stuff and pin ups so much?
>>78295160
It's distracting.
>>78295160
Because it makes them feel somewhat attractive
>no awoo
Whatever.
This thread is just shitposting anyway.
>>78295289
Hi /tv/!
>>78295160
Because Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and all those other murder victims were really fat. They managed to have fine jawlines, and is hard to notice their weight because of their enormous tits and hips, but they were distinctly overweight. Thin stopped being sexy after the 20s, and didn't really become popular again until the 60s when the fashion industry started to prioritize thinner models like Twiggy.
>>78295108
People call each other affectionally by their full name in real life?
>>78294028
I will never forgive them for using the doge meme in a comic.
>>78295308
Pet names are weird, I call my wife "young girl" and she calls me "old man"
>>78295323
WOW YOU SURE GOT ME!
>>78295289
>Kamala is like one of those characters made by a focus group in desparation to keep a franchise relevant, and sold to the tumblr fan grils.
No, she's a character written by a white woman who converted to Islam in her early adulthood and has a heavily romanticized ideal of what it is.
I'm not saying she's a BAD character, I like Kamala, but let's call a spade a spade, yeah?
>>78295333
nice trips
>>78295289
>maps show that higher populated areas have higher amounts of people
>>78295289
Well it worked. Meanwhile, Captain America is dead and no one cares.
>>78295340
And you don't think that focus groups didn't have anything to do with it?
comon man, its 2015
>>78295340
True, I do have to remember that this a white girl that wrote this.
Never grew up in the middle east. Never saw the bad side.
Still Kamala is gr8
>>78295289
Did you post those maps expecting someone to ask you what they mean?Something racist I'm sure.
>>78295333
>trips wasted on plebs
>>78295365
>Captain America is dead
Did he die in one of the twelve new Avengers books? Last I saw he was still an old guy
>>78295361
Sometimes, xkcd hits it just right.
>>78295361
Those statistics were adjusted for population. Although to be fair, crime rates likely vary in a non-direct fashion with population.
>>78295129
epic!! she plays DnD :3
>>78295496
That's nice and all, but what does that have to do with Kamala?
In fact, where I can find more of her?
>>78295432
I care. It's annoying as fuck, and isn't funny.
>HURR HURR I'M A EDGELORD. ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW EDGY I AM?
Go back to 2005.
>>78295308
Find someone who is affectionate about you and see for yourself.
>>78295289
>>SHE'S A LE QUIRKY NERD
Yeah, no focus group of Marvel customers ever demanded this.
>>SHE HAS A TUMBL- I MEAN, YAMBLR ACCOUNT!
And a fanfiction site and online P&P sites. In other words 16 and a nerd.
>>SHE'S AN ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS MINORITY!
Yeah, because those are the easiest sell while there is a global conflict surrounding them.
>>HER SEXUAL PREFERENCES REMAIN AMBIGIOUS!
No, they don't. She's straight as an arrow. Or as straight as women go.
>>SHE'S YOUNG! SHE'S HIP! SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU™!
She's young! Unlike Marvel's comic audience! She's not really all that hip! Like just about everyone! She is objectively different from the majority population! Just like, well, her specific minority group!
>>pls buy our comic ;_;
Yes, Marvel is still a company in a capitalist system and the state does not guarantee their sales.
>>78295656
>being triggered on an anonymouse Bhutanese pottery forum
>>78295496
All of those things do. If you mapped "People who know who Donald Trump is", it'd be the exact same map. In cities/built up areas you get a higher standard of education, more immigrants, more left wing politics, also more crime
Does she still have her clit?
>>78295372
Neither did Kamala. And the editor responsible for the comic is a Paki who grew up in the US who works with the writer to corroborate the character with personal experiences.
>>78295749
Always eternally relevant.
>>78295749
Ah yes, the tried and true "you're from another website" defense. Because throwing meaningless words around to deflect attention for your own shitty behavior never gets old.
I mean, it's almost like you have no real way to defend your idiocy. But that would be silly.
>>78295860
>>78295883
>>78295860
Greentext, and a reaction image. The "point and laugh and hope nobody notices I'm an idiot" method.
You got any more tricks to desperately defend the fact that you act like a retarded 12 year old?
>>78295860
>>78295883
Someone is touchy.
Accept that you are a glorified furry and live with it.
>>78295906
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>>78295932
>Someone help! They're offending my sensibilities on an anonymous image board!
>>78295977
Man, /pol/tards are so easy to offend it's sad.
If only you didn't spend your free time masturbating to Trump and shitting up other boards.
>>78294028
dat ass
hoping one day mia khalifa plays her in netflix series
but with all the sjw.. it'll prob be 'i am jazz'
>>78295977
>Someone help! Anon called me a tool because I'm desperately holding on to a joke that was never funny in the first place!
See, I can do that too. You done acting like a petulant child yet?
>>78296062
Do all /pol/acks have a chip that compels them to post irrelevant 'WAKE UP SHEPPLE THE BROWN PEOPLE ARE OUT TO GET US' shit on every board?
I mean, it could have been Kamala at least.
Why hasn't Kamala turned giant again?
Sure, I partially want it because I'm a macrophile, but imagine her making godzilla puns and references while fighting kaiju.
One time is not enough.
>>78296104
Not being a slave to shitty memes and toxic attitudes, while being very much content with that, is considered self-righteous now? Riiiight.
>>78296116
>50 foot Kamala will never save you from mortal danger
>>78296206
>shitty memes and toxic attitudes
Holy shit your the biggest faggot in this entire thread, and I bet there are actual faggots here. Not even the /pol/tards compare to you. Your on the wrong site mate.
>>78296116
Try actually reading comics, bruh. She does it all the time.
>>78296281
>>78296334
Browsing 4chan does not obligate you to start acting like a shit-flinging monkey. This website is ostensibly a series of message boards for people to talk about stuff. The only reason it is a place for people to act like idiots and scream obscenities at each other, is because you think that's how you're supposed to act.
But who says you have to do that? I don't see anything in the rules that says "You must act like a hateful dipshit to post here.". You can just have a normal conversation. It's really not that hard.
>>78296410
I think he wants her to go legit Kaiju size. Going by the dialogue alone, she's only around ten feet in that pic.
>>78296464
Kaiju vary in size. Every kaiju fan knows that.
>>78295289
>>78296492
How tall is Sam? Because if he's at least five feet, she's almost 20 feet tall in that pic.
>>78296450
>The only reason it is a place for people to act like idiots and scream obscenities at each other, is because you think that's how you're supposed to act.
The reason why people act like that is because people like you take low hanging bait. You could have just ignored the shitposts, but instead just perpetuated it with your own shitposts. If you honestly believe you didn't derail the thread just as much as the other retard, than you've given him the satisfaction he wanted. If you get butthurt because someone called you a nigger or a faggot while you were having your normal conversation, you need some thicker skin.
>>78296492
I hope nothing happens between her and Sam. It'd be a shame if her father and brothers had to murder her for the sake of their family's honor.
>>78295790
I hope not
>>78294028
Her legions of fans that like her only because is because her defining trait is "quirky brown girl"
Oh you said best feature
>>78296614
I don't really care if I derailed the thread. It was a shitty thread anyway. Why does it fall to me to "grow thicker skin", as it were? Why can't people just behave? Clearly that's too much to ask.
And besides, I didn't take it as a personal offense. I took issue with the ancient joke that people somehow think is still funny. Seriously, enough of that shit.
>>78296464
Look at her legs shes more than 10 feet in that pic shes just in an awkward running pose.
>>78296718
>Why does it fall to me to "grow thicker skin", as it were?
Because you follow that line of reasoning to its only conclusion and it leads to nothing but promoted thought crime and censorship.
Like it or not your thick skin or lack there of takes a back burner to those things, its just not as important except maybe to you.
Dont get mad you asked why, and were told why.
>>78296851
>Because you follow that line of reasoning to its only conclusion and it leads to nothing but promoted thought crime and censorship.
Really, you're pulling the slippery slope argument for an online forum? That is some quality paranoia. Calm your ass down.
Thought crime... Pfft. Just stop acting like a psychotic idiot, damn.
>>78296851
This is where I feel I should point out that we currently have a global rule enforced with a three-day pan to prevent people from posting cartoon-horse-related images because it offends our dumbest users.
Oh lord do I hate converts to Islam.
And I say this as an inhabitant of a -stan country
>>78294028
being weak
>>78294028
Hook nose. 10/10 would eskimo kiss with
She breaks necks
Manga Artist Guy > Main Artist Guy
>>78299057
and hearts
>>78297253
Clapistan doesn't count
>>78299057
OH IT'S TRUE IT'S DAMN TRUE.
>>78295816
>>78295821
>>78295906
>>78295930
>>78295932
>>78296106
>>78296206
>>78296450
>>78296534
>this salt
What is it about white people and defending Muslims?
You do realize they're conditioned to hate you from birth, right?
>>78299674
can you provide a source to that statement?
>>78299703
The Koran
>>78299703
Straight from the holiest texts of the Islamic fath.
>>78299674
That afraid, huh? You might want to have a look at all the people your forebears thought of like that.
Half of them are your best buddies today.
>>78299674
Pretty sure at least Americans are conditioned to hate Muslims, too.
>>78300195
Only the God-fearing, gun-toting republicans.
Everyone else is demanding that we open our borders for Syrian refugees and all that stuff.
>>78299057
And nobody gave a crap since the recipient was essentially Paste Pot Pete-tier on the villainy scale.
>>78295301
>Because Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and all those other murder victims were really fat.
>but they were distinctly overweight
False. That's what the Tumblrinas tell themselves. Monroe was a little below the average BMI, and thin for today's standards:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/66536/what-dress-size-was-marilyn-monroe-actually
>>78299674
>You do realize they're conditioned to hate you from birth, right?
No shit you've been bombing their country since birth.
>Terrorists targeting nations that are bombing them
>Those nations instantly focus on the terrorists being Muslims to distract from the fact that they're retaliating for all the fucking bombs getting dropped on them
"The terrorists from the nation we're constantly bombing" doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "Muslim extremists".
>>78301544
Okay so explain all the violence committed in the name of Islam before of America or the atomic bomb
>>78299674
Muslim here. I dont hate you :3
>>78302090
Yeah, this is easily omitting the Baltic crusades, the forced conversion of the European Pagans, the warfare within religions, the religious persecution of heretics within the Christian states, the relative religious freedom many Christians enjoyed under various Muslim rulers...
Not to mention this is trying to make the Impression that the initial Islamic conquests up to the defeat of the Ottoman Empire was a single, continuous war effort while also counting every time war was waged along religious fault lines as a religious act, as opposed to political or economic interests being pursued.
With this amount of self-serving outrage you must be some kind of Serbian.
>>78302748
Prove it. Iskender Kebap yes or no?
>>78302748
Yes you do. Else, you are not Muslim.
I love the way Alphona and Miyazawa draw her. Brown-skinned chicks are so hot.
>>78295301
Jayne Mansfield died in a car accident.
>>78302918
You do realise that your reasoning is self-defeating, don't you?
>They hate us because they are Muslims
>Being a Muslim is defined by hating us
>There are people who do claim to not hate us but call themselves Muslims
>They therefore must be lying
You now have the free choice between believing that your country is full of impostors or full of sleeper agents. Millions of sleeper agents. Congratulation, you just found the Fifth Column of Islam. A quarter of the planet's population snuck in right under our noses! Genius!
>>78295129
>+5 to dexterity
No.
>>78303144
And? All religions are unAmerican and hate America.
>>78303054
Brown dude speaking. Brown chicks are hotter in 2D but then so is everyone.
>>78303185
Wouldn't maintaining that deception act in itself be a demonstration of such conviction, discipline and internal cohesion that resistance would be pretty much by definition futile?
>>78302858
>the forced conversion of the European Pagans
And those countries are some of the most successful in Europe today. Estonia is a brilliant example of a backwards shithole turned into a beacon of culture of learning by the Danish crusades.
>>78303200
No, no. Atheists also hate America.
Can't be the religion thing, I guess.
>>78303185
I thought that was called capitalism?
>>78303306
Capitalism at least wants everyone to be second class citizens
True equality
>>78303298
That is a post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy.
Also: Estonia
Excuse me, but what?
Estonia is a nothing in the ass-end of nowhere.
Had the Russians not built St. Petersburg next to it, nobody had remembered to shell it in WW2.
>>78303329
Yeah! Rags to more rags! USA! USA!
>>78294028
Does she make her tits bigger?
>>78303455
She makes her everything bigger/smaller/longer.
>>78303473
>she can give herself a nice beefy clit dick
>>78295372
What the hell are you talking about? Kamala never grew up there either.
>>78303185
not this bullshit again
"taqiyya" is basically a right to lie if someone has a gun to your head and will let you live if you renounce Islam
basically what anyone would do
/pol/ needs new material
>>78305127
/pol/ does not need new material, it has the quran.
>>78294028
Don't forget her extremely narrow appeal.
>>78305897
the verses are quoted out of context or without exegesis
>>78294028
Because she is pedo bait and you're all pedos
>>78294028
Being the strongest Inhuman
>>78306066
>kamala between 13 and 18
>pedo
She's almost 17 because of the timeskip.
KAMALA IS ALMOST LEGAL!
>>78306006
In what context is
"I will cast terror into the hearts of those who dsibelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off the fingertip of every one of them" (Quaran 8:12)
acceptable?
>>78306952
>Why did Mohammad tell his followers to kill everybody?
>It was symbolism! He was mad!
>unironically defending Islam
What drives people to do this?
>>78294028Awoo
>>78295372
>Never grew up in the middle east. Never saw the bad side.
She lived in Cairo for years.
>>78306952
that was an army of angels sent to destroy one of the Quraish's armies
God is telling the angels to help the Muslims because they were outnumbered
see 8:9
[Remember] when you asked help of your Lord, and He answered you, "Indeed, I will reinforce you with a thousand from the angels, following one another."
>>78306952
The historical context for the above passages (Quran 8:12 and 8:15) is that it was revealed at the battle of Badr. A battle in which the disbelievers (Pagans) of Makkah travelled 100s of miles to kill Muslims in Madinah. The pagans had 1000 soldiers ,while the Muslims all they could gather to fight back in defence, they had only 300 soldiers. Even though Prophet Muhammad (p) had left Makkah to find peace for its community without being persecuted, oppressed, they once again were trying to terrorize the Muslim community.
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>>78307564
Considering this stuff is some of the first hits from searching quaran 8:12 i don't think he actually cares what the context is.
