Remember when a teenage girl molested Bart so she could lie and say he was the father of her baby and Homer and Marge got all mad about it, but only because it turned out Bart wasn't the father and they didn't even care that he was molested and that was the only thing they cared about?
Also reminder that Sideshow Bob has animal-themed superpowers now.
>>78270828
he's 10 years old
>>78270828
>Also reminder that Sideshow Bob has animal-themed superpowers now.
PYTHON JAW UNHINGE
Didn't they just, like, kiss and hold hands, which Bart was okay with?
Calling it molestation seems like kind of a stretch.
>>78270828
Didn't he also get a driver's license as a reward earlier in the episode that set everything in motion? Fucking hell this plot.
>>78270902
>>78270828
She thought he was 17 because he had a license to drive (given to him legitimately by Mayor Quimby in reward for his services to Springfield) and was driving around Sheblyville or North Haverbrook or wherever the fuck it was she was from on his own in Homer's car.
OP doesn't understand the rest of the plot because it involved human emotions, so you know what you have to do: keep solving those captchas until OP can tell pizza from cliffs and kittens reliably.
>>78270960
>She thought he was 17
>a 10 year old can be mistaken for a 17 year old
I don't know how to explain this...
>>78271125
you ableist motherfucker, just because midgets are small doesn't mean you get to mock them by calling them children.
>>78270960
>>78271125
Also that would kind of imply he was molested and stuff.
>>78270917
fucking hell this plot
>>78271125
>He already made an excuse saying that he has that disease "that makes you look like an old men", they gave him some medicine, he took a overdose and that why he looks like 10
If she was stupid enough to believe that it's her problem.
>>78271316
Words cannot describe how terrified I am right now.
>>78271247
>>78271338
I guess this is one of those "Did they fuck?" things the writers left hanging like Homer and Mindy.
Women can't molest little boys, silly! Little boys like it too much.
>>78271384
Viva Ned Flanders. I think that was same. Did Homer and Ned actually do those Vegas wives or...?
>>78270828
Remember when the father turned out to be Jimbo?
>>78271384
She says that they never did it actually. Bart doesn't exactly understand what's considerated "sex"
>>78271476
No crap, Bart's 10. He can't even ejaculate.
>>78271539
Shows what you know about child sexuality.
>>78271574
For sure I couldn't ejaculate at 10, 11, even 12.
>>78271528
So all he got was a handjob? W/e.
Darcy is one of the hottest one off characters they've had. She really needs more fanart.
>>78271316
>shitty reference to one of the classic Bob episodes thrown in there as well
Good jerb, writers.
>>78271962
You didn't try hard enough. I started fapping at 10.
>>78270828
Remember the time he saw boob?
>>78272377
Orgasming is not ejaculating you moron.
>>78272377
I didn't until like 13-14.
>>78271528
>She says that they never did it actually
Coulda lied too. Just Saiyan.
>>78270828
This is an example of an episode that would have worked better on South Park.
>>78270828
Remember that Bart is the only male child?
This is what happens when they really want to do teenager stories but don't have actual teenage characters to do them with.
>>78272952
Remember when Milhouse was disguised as his dad?
>>78273011
That episode got fucking weird.
>>78272952
Having some time pass could really refresh this stale series, but I think they've had so many episodes with no time passing that they feel they have to keep it that way, even if that's not what they want to do. But they've done every plot they can think of with the current versions of the characters at least twice at this point. The only alternative to changing the characters is guest stars and pop culture references.
>>78273238
They couldn't do a permanent timeskip without the Fox suits approving anyway.
>>78270828
>Also reminder that Sideshow Bob has animal-themed superpowers now.
Wait, what?
>>78273256
So, a spinoff series?
Since fox would need to approve it anyway.
>>78273238
>But they've done every plot they can think of with the current versions of the characters at least twice at this point
At least every SFW plot anyway.
>>78270828
I would if I gave a shit about a dead series like the Simpsons.
>>78273335
This episode was almost 10 years ago.
>>78271247
It really doesn't since it's explicitly stated in dialog that all they did was kiss.
>>78271384
You should probably watch the episode before commenting on it, anon.
>>78271125
He was driving around in a car with a real license. He had to be at least 16, which was her age. For reference, this is Tom Holland, the new Spider-Man, aged 14. Doesn't look to me like his balls dropped then, but he doesn't really look like it now, which is why they hired him.
As you know, ever since Bart the Lover it's been canon that Bart's emotional maturity is above average ("Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."), and ever since Kamp Krusty it's been clear he has sexual desires for older females.
>>78273439
It was?
Man, the simpsons have stayed on waaaaaaay too long
>>78273500
>It really doesn't since it's explicitly stated in dialog that all they did was kiss
Well, yeah but if you know how writing cartoons works, they often do have a lot of underlying subtext that they don't actually say out loud. Hey Arnold was notorious for it.
>>78273614
Airdate: February 11, 2007
There is an episode where Marge hits Homer with her car, and HE has to make it up to her!
>>78273914
Thanks white knighting cuck girls-can-do-no-wrong writers.
Remember when Andy Dick was a guest star?
DOH. DOH. DOH. DOH. DOH.
FAMILY.
MEET ME AT.
THE KITCHEN CUUUUBE.
PYTHON JAW...UNHINGE!
>>78270923
She's like 7 years older than him. It's been years. She's nearly done puberty and he probably can't ejaculate yet.
>>78272388
Don't mind him, he hasn't ejaculated yet so he doesn't know.
this was pretty much ripped from the headlines, there was a teen girl who claimed a little kid got her pregnet but it wasn't really the kid what did it
>>78270960
>keep solving those captchas until OP can tell pizza from cliffs and kittens reliably.
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NT2ZiPIukw
>>78274756
Darcy is like 15 so five years.
>>78274044
Best couch gag ever!
>>78275352
Mah nigga, that should be an official couch gag
>>78270828
What episode did this happen in?
>>78275577
Little Big Girl, Season 18
I agree it was really pushing it that Darcy would actually think Bart is 17. Also the voice acting in this episode was pretty scattershot - I wish they'd get an actual Amerindian actor to do those kind of voices because Hank Azaria fails at it and Nancy Cartwright was rather shitty considering the high amount of lines Bart has here.
>>78270923
Yeah I think its important to note that Bart was completely oblivious to the whole thing. He's not getting in there to get some or something like that, I think like with everything he does...he was hanging out with her because he thought it was cool. She made all the first moves too remember, probably still thinking he was actually a teen.
I didn't really find it dirty at all, just an oblivious kid accidentally going places he's not supposed to yet. Really, the kind of scenario I think Bart's at his best in.
LBG had some good gags but the plot was a huge pile of fail and AIDS.
>Lisa lying about being Amerindian
>Bart 's fire extinguisher escapade
>Lisa continuing to lie about being Amerindian for no credible reason
>Bart falling in love
He's a fucking prepubescent kid at the age when they still think girls have cooties. But here he's driving around town like a pimp getting girls swooning over him left and right. And to top it off, Bart spills his spaghetti and runs for the hills when Darcy announces she's pregnant. Like a 10 year old is really gonna have that kind of reaction or even understand exactly what's going on.
>Darcy gets pregnant and...
Ok teen pregnancy is entirely normal and believable, less so that her parents would be cool with it and also pretend that their kid and Darcy's are siblings. That's just creepy. Oh and her screwing with a 10 year old. As pointed out earlier, how on earth could you possibly mistake a 10 year old for a high schooler?
>>78276118
>less so that her parents would be cool with it and also pretend that their kid and Darcy's are siblings. That's just creepy.
You know white trash do this in real life? There was one freak incident where a 6 year old was impregnated by her grandfather and the resulting child was raised as her sibling. Truth is more fucked up than fiction.
>>78276118
>>78276161
I just assumed they're Catholic or something.
>>78275754
>I agree it was really pushing it that Darcy would actually think Bart is 17. Also the voice acting in this episode was pretty scattershot - I wish they'd get an actual Amerindian actor to do those kind of voices because Hank Azaria fails at it and Nancy Cartwright was rather shitty considering the high amount of lines Bart has here.
Natalie Portman was actually pretty good - the regular cast except Yeardley were just eh.
>>78276118
>Bart 's fire extinguisher escapade
hahaha, c'mon dude. like the way the fire started was any more comprehensible? it went through a failed rube goldberg sequence, then a corncob pipe restarts it, the fire travels over a river via a raft, switches directions and opens a gate, then heads towards the flamable district. and the thing you have a logical issue with is how it got put out. hahaha, c'mon dude.
>Bart falling in love
i had my first crush in preschool, and it lasted until 6th grade, all before puberty. i kissed her frequently when i was nine, and from my viewpoint as a kid, i thought we were gonna be together forever. i'm sure there's not
and bart has been written as an adult trapped in a kid's body since the show's inception. classic bart is basically an adult's opinions from a kid's perspective (and with a kid's ability to voice those opinions w/o consequence), and if you have an issue with bart displaying a jaded maturity beyond his years, then you have a problem with the whole concept of bart.
The flaming Smithers joke was pretty funny also Burns's Jack Benny facial expression. That joke must have been suggested by Harry Shearer since he worships JB and even had a bit appearance on his TV show as a kid.
The Lisa plot was unnecessary and took screentime away from the Bart plot that needed more time to work properly. Darcy shows up halfway through the episode, it's rushed, forced, and she was probably one of the least compelling gfs he's ever had (no personality to speak of beyond generic teenage slut).
And the ending was like a big Fuck You, we know this story is impossible to take seriously since we developed it in such a slapdash, shallow way so we're going to cop out with some shit about her mom being pregnant as well because it doesn't really matter anyway.
>>78276352
Lisa's plot was as shallow as a pan of water, but would you rather cut a lot of the sequences and gags (which I must admit were good) just to see her grapple with her decisions and force the idea that we should care at all? I thought Bart's plot was great. It was all through his own eyes and imagination, they gave plenty of reason for him to ditch Homer. Yes, he and Darcy's romance was underdeveloped, but that's because there wasn't one at all. Like I said earlier, it had this very Calvin & Hobbes style of what a child thinks responsibility and adulthood is. He was obviously going through the motions and we found out after the act break that the girl was using him.
Good points:
>Homer saying "Someday you'll be a good dad too."
>the animation was very nice - I love Darcy's character design
Bad points:
>the dialog and voice acting were meh
>Lisa's plot was too thin
>15 year old mistaking a 10 year old for a high schooler was too unbelievable
Some good jokes like Lisa almost getting speared with an arrow and Cletus's alien. The plot necessarily required Bart to be an innocent child for it to work although they had to ignore some continuity like Homer telling him about sex in All's Fair In Oven War, but hey, who cares, right?
The ending was distinctly uncomfortable. Teen pregnancy is a twitchy issue and the way this episode resolved it didn't seem very appropriate. Her relationship with Bart was kind of pushing it.
>>78276396
>I thought Bart's plot was great. It was all through his own eyes and imagination, they gave plenty of reason for him to ditch Homer. Yes, he and Darcy's romance was underdeveloped, but that's because there wasn't one at all. Like I said earlier, it had this very Calvin & Hobbes style of what a child thinks responsibility and adulthood is. He was obviously going through the motions and we found out after the act break that the girl was using him
It's not like the plot had to resemble a bad Lifetime movie to work, it's just that they rushed it too hard because of Lisa's story. Darcy was painfully undeveloped and totally generic compared to Jessica or Laura or Gina.
>>78271476
It was a foreign exchange student not Jimbo
Teen pregnancy is a sensitive topic I know and they could have done something dark and dramatic with that, but they decided to keep things light and not-too-serious and maybe that was the best option. I mean, the show is supposed to be a comedy so there's nothing wrong with being a little silly.
>>78276687
He's confusing this episode with the later Stealing First Base where Darcy has a cameo appearance and it's shown that she had a second kid with Jimbo.
>Darcy's parents: "SHE'S PREGNANT!?"
>Homer: "Sorry for the spoiler!"
>(cuts away to new scene as if "sorry for the spoiler!" was supposed to be a witty joke
It was at that point I realized that the Simpsons was truly dead.
>>78270828
Wtf,why can't The Simpsons be like this again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POS24e54t3E
>>78276926
It was another time, Anon...
>>78276860
Oh well, at least this episode gave us an excuse to draw /ss/ porn.
>>78276962
Feels bad man.
>>78270828
>a teenage girl molested Bart
>they didn't even care that he was molested
You fucking Tumblr and/or /pol/ piece of excrement. Don't you DARE say a fucking thing against straight shota, you hear me?!
>>78276532
Darcy is cute but the hyper-realism of her design looks really freaking weird next to Bart.
>>78276984
Nu Simpsons is like heroin. It's bad for you and fucks up your body, but you'll endure it to get high from fappable one-off characters
>>78271316
>>78272356
Don't forget the part where in that webm, Bart and Lisa are clearly running down a street in the middle of town. Then Bob jumps, and when he lands in front of them they're halfway across the dam.
Was a good episode, but the whole teenager pregnant thing was not simpsons
>>78276532
>the animation was very nice - I love Darcy's character design
It was good some of the time, other times characters looked weird and off-model. And I could swear Bart's tongue was green in one scene.
North Haverbrook (nice Marge vs the Monorail reference) is kind of portrayed as a cliche 1950s town with sock hops and drive-in movies and where teenage girls have to be hidden if they get pregnant. Also the odd Henny Youngman and Jack Benny references...like someone else suggested, Harry Shearer may have played a bigger than usual part in the writing process (since he's a child of the 50s).
i stopped watching the simpsons before the ipod got invented, and looking at this thread has reassured me that it was the correct decision
>>78278162
What, do you expect a medal for it or something?
>>78275754
Really? I had no issues with the voice acting in this episode. Yeardley Smith was particularly good here because she got to show off her range more (when Lisa acts surprised/upset/fearful/annoyed) as opposed to most of the time when Lisa is just the straight man character.
I also think Nancy Cartwright's performance was perfectly fine and on-part with the classic seasons at points ("I'm 10 _and_ stupid.") Natalie Portman was also quite good and better than many guest stars (looking at you, Zooey)
>>78271316
Quality animation
It should also be noted that Portman played a young single pregnant girl looking for a family or husband to take her in in the 1999 film Anywhere But Here – but that’s not really a REF either (at least I don't think it is)
You know, a lot of people hold up Little Big Girl as some standout of its season, but I don't see it. Maybe it's popular for being a new, edgier twist on the basic "Bart gets a gf" plot but really after watching the whole thing it's short on memorable stuff.
As other people ITT said, Darcy was nothing special as a character. The subject matter had the chance to push the envelope, but the writers took their foot off the gas.
The Lisa subplot...mediocre at best.
Bart getting a driver's license is shades of Bart On The Road and it does get a few interesting bits, but then Darcy just kind of materializes from the mist almost halfway into the episode and she ends up being an absolutely unremarkable, unmemorable character compared with past Bart gfs. And 10 year old pregnancy jokes? Come on. The writers have to know a 10 year old can't get someone pregnant although they had no problem with Nelson jacking it to cheesecake pics in The Scorpion's Tale, so what do I know?
my most watched episode due to masturbation fuel with darcyxbart. that's my ship. 10/10
Bart gets a girlfriend, again. So, so far he's got out of it because one constantly got him into trouble and was an abusive b*tch, he treated Gretta awfully and in the end didn't even get she was into him and when he dumped her he got jealous becuase she wasn't with him and you can hardly class Gina as a girlfriend, but if you must.
First thing is that Darcy doesn't have a real personality, but who cares she's probably some normal teen who likes the normal stuff etc. There is a bit more of a tangible relationship here than there was before with Bart's girlfriends and to be honest I really liked the part when Bart was driving the car by himself and the ringtone and picture a homer has on Bart's cellphone is hilarious and makes me laugh every time. Best line by far is where Homer tells Bart to throw the volleyballs to the prison to "create chaos and confusion", always makes me laugh
The subplot with Lisa is passable, it's ok.
In conclusion it's probably one of the better "relationship" episodes Bart has had, it's defintley better than "Bart Wants What it Wants" where Bart is a total jerkass. The relationship is believable and there are some good gags here and there, plus the sub-plot doesn't interfere with the main plot to often and it works fine
>still watching the Simpsons
explain
>>78279352
This episode is almost 10 years old, dude. It was even before the HD switch.
>>78278766
Yeardley, Dan, and Nancy were all fine. Julie Kavner not so much. She only had about three (entirely normal, reasonable) lines of dialog in the entire episode and Jesus, she sounded like the unholy screams of the damned.
Thank god I stopped watching in Season 12.
>>78273500
So you are saying that making out with 10 years old kids is not molestation? sweet!
>>78275923
What if they swapped the genders?
>>78276161
She was peruvian and not white, got pregnant at 4 and gave birth at 5, the father was accused initially but was innocent, the real father was never found but it was suspected to be the grandfather. Also she was fucking 5 years old. Of course they would raise the kid as a sibling and not as her son. Making a 5 years old hold the responsibility of raising a child would make things even more fucked up!
>>78270828
>teenage girl molested Bart
I'd say this episode was much more traumatic for him
>>78276273
>>78273256
>>78273294
>>78273238
They could just do one of those "look into the future" episodes they do every now and then.
>>78287475
The future episodes are shit though and they all have exactly the same jokes.
>>78273011
>>78273155
You're telling me.
>>78287843
My actual fetish.
What the fuck happened?
>>78288053
kill yourself
>>78288053
fucking small boys in a closet?
>>78288659
>/ss/
>incest
>mistaken identity
It doesn't come together all that often.
Remember when y'all were fapping to Millhouse without his glasses on?
>>78288356
Is there one with Family Guy?
>>78288911
I will not apologize for that
>>78288927
Family Guy didn't get worse.
>>78288937
It did tho
>>78288911
What's the point in Girlhouse without glasses?
>>78288937
Yes it did.
Remember that time we saw Bart's doodle?
>>78277288
pure heroin does almost no damage to the body
>>78284758
Damn, that's like shit Zeus would pull.
>>78273500
>ever since Kamp Krusty it's been clear he has sexual desires for older females.
Wait a second what?
>>78290046
Supposedly Keith Richards only did pharmaceutical-grade coke and heroin which is why he never met the fate of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, etc.
>>78287843
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
>>78271387
Darcy's Dad accused BART of being the molester.
>>78288861
>>incest
What the fuck? They're not even related.
>>78288356
>looser
>>78271962
Well, that's too bad for you, anon...
The Simpsons writers want so desperately to age up their characters.
>>78288911
>>78288935
>Milhouse parents being not brothers, but COUSINS is canon
>>78288911
Milhouse without his glasses has tiny eyes.
>>78302039
Milhouse is hard as fuck to draw, especially his glasses.
>>78270828
>This guy actually summarized the plot properly this time
Good on you anon, you keep doing what you're doing
>>78271316
Holy shit this is the Simpsons nowadays? It's... it's nearly Avengers Assemble Tier.
>>78288356
>Hating on the NSYNC episode
>Hating on the showboating episode
>Hating on When You Dish Upon a Star
Kill yourself, those were good episodes
>>78302271
No they weren't.
>>78288356
>Marge was a lesbian
Wrong, that just a Homer's fantasy
>>78276984
Is there actually any good /ss/ to come from this episode? I tend to not look at Simpsons lewds too closely because only about 1 in 10,000 Simpsons lewds are fappable.
>>78304140
>Is there actually any good /ss/ to come from this episode?
Arabatos did a pic that was okay.
>>78270960
Yeah? And it's reasonable to assume a chick in a bar is over 21 but that doesn't stop anyone from having their lives completely unhinged and all of their friends and family abandoning them.
>>78271316
Probably the only decent Bob appearance in the new seasons was when Bart was talking to a girl near some train tracks and she asked" how are things back home?" And Bart replied "Bob escaped from jail again" and as he said that you see Bob behind some bushes coming at him with a knife only to get hit by a train.
