>You will never be a sensitive nerdy teenager with a cute tomboy head over heels in love with you
>giving a shit
What are you, gay?
>>78259186
Dat Edd, he's one lucky sumbitch.
>>78259186
>you will never be
Being undead is suffering.
>>78259186
her feet should be uglier
>>78259186
>>>78259186 (OP)
>her feet should be uglier
Are you fucking nuts?
The Canker sisters are all three drop-dead gorgeous once puberty landed.
Why would the cutest of the lot have ugly feet?
>>78260054
They're trailer trash. Puberty is going to ravage them. I'm surprised Marie is the only one that gets fat.
>>78260054
>The Canker sisters are all three drop-dead gorgeous once puberty landed.
nice delusion
>tfw you were the outgoing athletic guy with a thing for sensitive nerdy types
>tfwshe cheated on me twice and now I'm an emotional wreck
>>78259186
this been my dream since i was 12
>>78259186
>tfw I had this
>tfw I lost it
>>78260244
Trailer trash are like Slavs, cute kids, hot adults and old woman all in about 30 years
>>78259186
>>78260614
>>78260525
>>78259186
Been there done that it was fun while it lasted but it had to end.
>>78259186
I have this right now actually. We are not teenagers though.
>>78259186
>>78260663
now i want it even more
>>78260614
They're more like gypsies: alright looking kids, married/raped and pregnant at 14, and missing teeth at 19. Also, fat. The age it happens depends on when they first start becoming alcoholics, so maybe 15 or 16.
>You will never get pegged by Marie after she breaks into your house to confess her love to you and have her way with you
Why even live?
Marie Kanker is the best Kanker sister hands down.
>>78259186
>tfw cartoons and comics raised you to believe tomboys liked sensitive, nerdy nice guys.
>tfw cartoons and comics raised you to believe ANYONE liked sensitive, nerdy nice guys.
>>78260665
>that image
>>78260840
>not just growing up alone and worrying only about yourself
It's the supreme, drama-free decisionyou'll be sexually frustrated for life though, so masturbate a lot
>>78260840
Everything you know is a lie
>>78260533
How was it?
>>78260322
Did you kill her
>>78260054
Have some trouble quoting, bro?
>>78259186
>>78260840
All I ever wanted in life was a tomboy gf. Hell I wanted a tomboy friend at least
Was about to hit on a coworker who always teases me and then outta nowhere my gut said it was a bad idea. Dodged a bullet because I found out she had a kid soon after
So was Marie the hotter, sluttier hillbilly sister?
>>78260244
Why do you say this every ed thread?
>>78259428
>you
Being non existent is suffering
Daily reminder to all you Marie/tomboyfags that your waifu canonically became fat and ugly when older
>>78260666
Storytime, Satan.
>>78262566
We all get old and fat, the question is, does she stop looking hot before your dick stops working?
>>78262559
There's no maximum number of threads to post the truth.
>>78263063
Not everybody.
>>78260322
i'm sorry man
>>78259186
What is she saying there?
>>78260840
They like sensitive, nerdy guys who are good-looking.
>>78265556
>I dropped my Board Shorts over there
>>78260791
I can see Lee's eyes. It's shit.
>>78259186
I keep expecting him to give her a Croyt's Wrath.
>>78262893
Not really much to tell. She looks a lot like her. Just with black hair instead of Blue and a bit thicker. She is a cute tomboy though and she is madly in love with me. Feels good.
Kinda wish Danny actually did a reboot so we'd have an idea of how canonically ugly [late] teen Kankers would look.
>>78260322
Fucking whores man, 3D is truly the worst
>>78265814
I don't get it.
When people suplex, how do they avoid getting hurt bashing their heads like that?
>>78259186
>cute tomboy
you guys can sexualize Marie and the other Kankers all you want, but the show pretty explicitly demonstrates that they're emotionally damaged/abusive and have really terrible hygiene.
I'm, curious, do people make requests of these 3 on the drawing thread?
>>78267526
What's funny is, the "Sensitive Nice Guy" of fiction is entirely fantasy, something that does not and cannot exist in reality in the form they portray.
The "Sensitive Nice Guy" without the idealistic filter is essentially a spineless, overly-emotional whiner who runs from conflict both physical and social, and exhibits a lack of willpower, motivation and persistence. The "Sensitive" part is almost always synonymous with "weak", and not because emotional capability is weak, but rather because these are weaklings using emotional sensitivity as a crutch and shield. The "Nice" part simply translates to "manipulative", as they try and fail to "game the system" or lie about themselves to get laid/lovers, thinking it's all rigged and cheating is the only way to win.
These poor fools are better known by the term of "beta", displaying behaviors that both make them beneath other men in the social hierarchy and betray such status of being beneath. No woman who isn't seriously-damaged finds that attractive, just as normal men don't find hideous screeching fatties who yell about "muh pronouns" hot either, since evolution has conditioned most life on Earth to seek out healthy and prosperous breeding partners over the sickly weaklings.
However, there is a circumstance where a likable person can show the made-up good traits of the "Sensitive Nice Guy": successful and willful men who also display emotions readily and are genuinely-nice, A.K.A. many of the perfectly-normal men that betas cry about. These men can even be introverted/shy and still have success, too. Having emotions and being friendly does not necessarily equal being weak, rather it has simply been abused as a tool and a shield by the weak boys who hide from the men.
You can be a 6' /fit/ motherfucker who has women swarming him constantly looking for dick, and at the same time be nice and willing to show emotion. The key is not being a spineless, whiny sack of failure who hides behind labels.
>>78263063
Considering she's trailer trash she should hit that size before hitting 18.
>>78267821
yeah they canonically look fucking disgusting
theres a reason the eds dont want them
>>78268051
The point is moot, cause their dad gave them all herpes
>>78260913
this is me
worth the frustration just jack it when too much
>>78260322
Whores gonna whore man. Move on with your life and find a woman who's gonna treat you right.
>>78260913
>tfw I commit to basically a celibate who makes no attempts to pick up women and just wants to have a good time
>all my sexual urges eventually start to die down and the only thing that really turns me on is actual pornography
>way more mellow and at peace with myself than ever now that I'm not worrying about girls or being alone
>suddenly women are more interested in me now but I can't be bothered to try anything with them
What a twist.
>>78268218
>>>/r9k/
>>78260478
I like the subtle hint that they just had sex in this pic
>Marie might not be wearing pants, and she's smoking
>The cigarette she's holding, also a clue
>Edd light be pulling up his trousers
>>78268205
Try being fat and getting into furry stuff.
Now women won't pursue you, and you can jerk off to all the sexy lizards and praying mantises you want.
>>78260683
Man come on, how are you happy with that resolution.
>>78268041
Jesus bro I can hear your fedora from here.
You actually just went into a rant about how women like assholes instead of going after nice guys who deserve them
>>78267781
lord christ no
>>78268205
>What a twist.
More like default outcome.
>>78268230
Would anyone from /r9k/ get near enough to a woman to form any kind of opinion?
>>78269359
They did a survey once, about 93% of /r9k/ works in either retail or in food service.
So while saying that that's what my current relationship is like will get me called fedoracore, it's close.
And honestly, my only complaint is my biggest one: the lack of shared interests.
Its fine if we're out and about because our attention is constantly held by something else, but if we're home alone, it can really be a struggle to find something we can both invest our time in. We wind up either watching Netflix or i'll play video games and she'll watch shit on her phone, but that's no fun and rarely leads to real discourse.
They say the best part of being in a relationship is being alone together, but all it does is make me feel like im being a bad boyfriend, and I can only imagine she feels the same way.Thanks for reading my blog, here's a fun wallpaper for your trouble
beta bump
>>78259186
I was
it didn't turn out so good in the end
>>78268413
better, anon.
much better.
>>78270611
watch shit you haven't seen yet, so that you can talk about it afterwards.
>>78260791
Psycho Donuts. There are only two of those. My guess is that this one was taken in Cambell next to the comic shop and not the one downtown. Psycho donuts are dry though.
>>78260683
>>78268413
the girl in the middle's head is turned too far. what is she, an owl?
>>78276649
Dry but good?
>has tomboy gf
>she always wants to do more than just chill the fuck out and play video games during any season but winter, and even then she makes us constantly be active
I don't want to work out with her this season, but her pussy game is ridiculous. Don't get pussy-whipped, guys.
>>78268246
You missed the fact that he's blatantly holding a belt
>>78277618
Yeah it's good. If your in the area give it stop by. The waitresses dress like nurses, I always hope for a hot one, but mostly fat.
If your down the have a thing called a donut pizza, call a day in advance and they give it to you in a pizza box up to four toppings. I did it for my birthday one year.
>>78259186
I've been a sensitive nerdy teenager with a cute tomboy in love with me.
>>78265569
this. the ugly ones that get girlfriends have great personality, while the ones that don't would be dickbags if they were good looking.
>>78259186
I'm more interested in finding the source for this drawing
>>78261823I wished I had at one point, around when I was a mess of tears next to my car
>>78268190
That's really hard to do when you can't remember how you used to even pick up girls so you just seem rather awkward.
She basically killed my ability to speak publicly
>>78259186
THOSE. ARE NOT. REAL
>>78278799
Do not let that cunt ruin your life, she is a cunt and will always be a cunt. To hell with her m8.
Go outside, enjoy you life a bit, workout a little and find someone to talk. In time that shit will heal, cause you ain't no bitch, you are a tough mother fucker and you are going to kick ass.
>>78279105
I don't really need to work out much. I've always been a pretty big dude (6'4, I was 5'10 by 13). I play Basketball with people at my college to relieve stress. I'm even considering trying for the team next year.
But thanks anon, you're a cool guy.
>meet single girl at work
>she's quiet and keeps to herself but will talk to me
>find out she's lazy and likes to chill at home playing video games and wathcing TV
>5/10 saggy small boobs, not much butt and slender as fuck
>99% sure she's a virgin
Should I go for it?
>>78279697
What else are you doing
>>78259186
it's a pain that never ends
>>78279918
Nobody/nothing. My last gf cheated on me with a 40-year-old Asian guy from California. Not entirely sure if I want to get into this bullshit all over again.
life becomes considerably more bearable once you accept you'll never be happy or feel whole
>>78259186
This artstyle reminds me of that one French show which name I don't remember.
>>78280036
You had a girlfriend. That means you're way above the average /co/mrade already.
>>78259186
>thighs on his shoulders
How is he still alive?
>>78280108
Wakfu?
>>78280080
this, i gave up trying to change who i am. i hate myself, true, but i can get through the day without lying to myself it will get better
>>78277872
>Not wanting to be active with your SO
Not my fault your a shitty person anon.
>>78277872
I enjoy weight lifting and sparring, but cardio makes me want to die or kill someone.
>>78277872
Anon, post-workout shower sex is the best.
Do it.
>>78278048
That's his book bag.
>>78277872
Why did you even want a qt tomboy gf if you aren't going to enjoy the benefits of having one?
>>78267781
WHERE IS THE WEINER VERSION
I NEED THE WEINER VERSION
WHERE
WHERE
WHERE
WHERE
>>78268041
>>78260614
I'm in love with this pic
help me
>>78268428
When i was in high school, this one girl said that if i guy didn't hit her when she was wrong she'd think hes a bitch nigga
women really do like terrible people
>>78280247
No, not wakfu. The one with giant titties.
>>78277872
she's trying to get you to not be a fatass and get ripped
![1449509555-20151207[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e3LB0ZG.png "1449509555-20151207[1].png")
>>78277872
>>78267452
>14 hours ago
>no responses
the internet wants to keep you in the dark for fear of thwarting any would-be assailants
watch yourself this weekend, anon
>>78279227
>Big Dude
>Not Big Guy
Anon, I think I see what your problem is.
>>78259186
>wearing a plain shirt in the ocean
This is bugging me more than it should
>>78287405
why would that bother you?
>>78259186
I already am that and have that, there's just three problems
>I'm not into her
>My even nerdier friend is really into her
>she and said friend are fucking.
>>78259186
Who the fuck was?
This was never a thing in real life
Fuck cartoons for lying to me.
>>78260478
>Smoking
This is such a fucking boner kill.
>>78280036
Such is life. You can't get off the ride, might as well make in interesting when you can.
>>78282973
http://ehryel.tumblr.com/
Have fun, bud
>>78283150
Lascars
>>78260322
Honestly, the nerdy types are either a good experience or a flaming pile of fucking insane that is just waiting for a poor soul who get emotionally attached.
You found the latter. I'm sorry.
>>78289361
The metal mouth throws me off.
>>78283150
Wakfu?
>>78279697
>>78280036
You don't have to get too serious off the bat, if it happens then let it happen. If it develops further then whatever.
>>78259186
>tfw actual sensitive nerdy 20 something with cute girl head over heels in love with you
>>78290029
>overage
You must be 18 or under to use this site.
>>78290111
trips confirm that I need to leave 4chan
>>78268205
Bitch, are you me?
It's kind of weird because now I have to remember to set down expectations when I make female friends because I end up giving signals I never meant to.
At this point, I even plan to adopt kids instead of having my own (I have to find a friend to 'marry' for a little so I don't get put on the bottom of the waiting list)
>>78259186
>No swimsuit bottom piece floating in the water
Missed potential.
>>78260840
>tfw cartoons and comics raised you to believe tomboys liked sensitive, nerdy nice guys.
Well that doesn't sound right. I thought tomboys always fell in love with their friends who were typically as rough and tumble as they were.
>>78289361
cute
>>78277872
>Not wanting to work out
Dude, why?
At least I have the excuse of being a self-loathing introvert who everyone judges all the time no matter who they are.
Seriously, I can't go to the gym because I know other, more handsome/strong/successful people are constantly watching me. Judging me.
The fucking cunts.
>>78281439
Better than make up sex?
>>78295503
Yes
