If you had togo to your prom againwith any one /co/girl, which one would you choose and why?
>again
I stayed home and watched Toonami, thank you very much.
>>78258785
Prom? I went motorcycle riding during that time.
Anyway, none. Waste of time unless you have a gf or bf.
>>78258785
>implying anybody on /co/ went to their prom.
I did it was terrible and boring.not to mention my crush didnt want to go with me. I actually thought i had an honest chance with her
Went to an all boys school. There was no prom...
God, I hate my life.
>>78258785
I went to a black school so I didn't go to prom because niggers
>>78258785
>imblying i went to my prom
Man all you guys had miserable proms. My junior prom fucking sucked, but my friends talked me into trying again my senior year and it actually was a lot of fun. Helped that I went to a tiny school so I knew pretty much everyone there and we just goofed around on the dance floor for the most part
My prom was pretty boring
>>78259017
We didn't have a prom.
>>78259017
>implying anybody on /co/ went to their prom.
I did, my girl was dancing real slutty.
Starfire
I was homeschooled...
I'd dunno though. I like my girlfriend. Why would I want someone who's not real?
I never went.
There was a qt black girl a grade lower than me- one of my few friends at the time- who, when it came up, would say shit like "you only get to do it once" and "but it's fun".
I remember distinctly complementing her freckles once, and her getting very flustered.Remembering is suffering.
Big Barda
>>78259032
Man, I know that feel. Fucking boarding school bullshit.
Though if I did and I had to the chance to choose, I'd probably roll with Black Cat.
This girl right here.
Velma
>>78258785
My friends that actually went basically spent time with their dates. I went as friends with this one girl and she tried to get me to dance at one point. I hate dancing. I wandered the venue for awhile and fucked around with my iPod. After party was fun.
If I had to take a /co/ girl, I'd probably pick Marie. She'd probably blow me at some point and she'd help me have fun overall.
My prom was weird as he'll. Between you needing an escort to go piss to prevent couples from ducking (as if you didn't have a place for that after the prom) to marine and army recruiters dancing around giving out pamphlets, and halfway threw they let the special needs kids have the dance floor for t hemselfs so they were jerking around having spasms and shrieking.
"Oh yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving"
Whichever one constantly tells me to go to prom with her until I finally relent and agree while grumbling about the cost of the ticket.
>>78258785
>again
>>78259162
sounds good
Doesn't help that she reminds me of an ex-colleague of mine, who I wish I'd met when we were younger.
>>78258785
>again
>>78266847
She would sperg out too much, her sister would be a better choice
>>78258785
>again
>>78258785
Death, cause she could help me out from that depressing situationand then take me away forever
>>78258785
>going to prom
Jokes on you I'm not an amerifat
>>78258785
>again
Fuck off, guys. First you go around claiming that you've never had a girlfriend, which is impossible since literally everyone has had at least one girlfriend in their lives, and now you are trying to tell me that you skipped prom? Not even to hang out with your friends, have a look and get drunk?
This meme needs to stop
>skipped senior prom to go get drunk and go fishing
Felt bad at the time but now that I'm not as much as an autist these days it was a solid trade t b h
>>78270465
Chad pls go
>>78270465
Somehow I get the feeling you don't quite grasp what kind of place this is.
>>78270465
Oh hey, I remember you.
>>78270465
Ah, hello. Feel free to continue; at this point in my life, regret and embarrassment over my own shortcomings is pretty much the only thing I can feel anymore.
>>78270465
Literally everyone? Even all the girlfriends have had girlfriends?
>prom
I went to an all male school. We got drunk, I smoked weed with two of my professors and the whole thing ended in a fistfight. Such is life among the Slavs.
Starfire, for added punching power.
>>78258785
My prom was on a boat in the San Francisco Bay. So some qt who can do cool shit with water. Like Korra, I guess.
>>78270645
Don't most girls hit their "bi phase" between high school and college anyway, senpai?
>Wasn't allowed alcohol at prom, only 1 glass of non-alcoholic wine
>Non denominational cover band populated by guys only, or DJ that plays shitty new songs or old songs you hate
>After party is after the prom and too tired to bother going and dick weeds you hate are there anyway
Why do people think proms are the be-all end-all of High School life?
My prom night was me and my friend hanging out at my house drinking a bottle of vodka, we finished the bottle and had a pretty good time overall
I stayed home and probably browsed 4chan.
>>78270683
Look at this thread. If you didn't become a social butterfly during your school years, you're gonna carry that red flag with yourself all your life. People can smell that off you, especially women.
>>78270465
>everyone has had at least one girlfriend in their lives
Sorry for doublepost, but I'm 29 and I never had a girlfriend. I'm not even American or Western European, yet these things happen.
>>78270683
For starters the whole High School worship thing is profoundly American. Nobody takes that as serious as you and nobody is as fascinated with it as you, except for the Japanese for other reasons. You and the Japanese are also the only ones that produce shitloads of media revolving around it. For the rest of us it's almost incomprehensible, sans moe, because moe is life.
Same goes for college. You Americans really went overboard with "life changing finding myself time of our lives" crap.
My theory is that High School worship is due to your sterile lives outside it - no booze, no parties, social mingling etc due to crime and blacks. Please enlighten me.
>>78270738
False. Girls and women flirt with me constantly and want the dick. It's all about not caring about what others think about you and being masculine, and in this case masculine means cold as ice because you are cold as ice. A vagina moistens at your death glare, though she cannot comprehend that you're into other things and that you consider her a nuisance. This makes her even more interested.
>>78270862
>Girls and women flirt with me constantly and want the dick
Oh yeah, I'm sure that everyone on /co/ can relate to that...
>>78270945
Oh, you have no idea...
>ask girl to prom
>get rejected
>go to prom anyway
>spent 2 hours hovering around hor d'oeuvres
>nobody asked me to dance
>went home and cried myself to sleep
I'm more pissed I wasted my parents' money on getting a tux than anything else.
>>78270945
My looks are average in Slavic terms. After lots of trial and error in my younger years I just gave up, and after I gave up and began to loathe women they suddenly started flocking around me. I'm also completely broke, a NEET and wear tracksuits all day everyday. I once went to an underground punk concert, emerging from my room after three weeks of solitary confinement and a girl quite boldly grabbed my ass, inviting me to a cuck session with her beta. I declined because reasons, but given that I know how strange I am I'm 100% positive all of you could fuck left and right. Shit, I post on wizardchan.
pic is the exact thing I was doing during that time.
![1353589403785[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nxD1Q6E.jpg "1353589403785[1].jpg")
I ended up going to our rival school's prom, my high school was full of niggers and asian desu kawaii fucks. For the purpose of this thread I would bring Weiss because she was similar to the girl I went with
>>78275391
I thought these girls were Sice and Seven from Final Fantasy Type-0.
>>78258785
>Implying I went to my prom
I played vidya with my friends all night
Absolutely no regrets
>>78270862
The only thing more depressing than having a shitty time in high school is hearing someone say "High school was the best time of my life". Like what kind of life do they live that everything went downhill after high school?
>>78276418
A poor one, probably as a result of never learning anything.
>>78270465
>He doesn't know where we are
>>78271193
>I wear a tracksuit everyday
holy shit, you guys really DO that shit over there?
>>78275391
A rich cunt?
Pic related.I didn't get to go to Senior prom because I had a basketball game that night but still
>>78277598
Yes, but a nice rich cunt.
>>78277636
Best girl, on par with Beast Girl
>>78270465
I mean I know this is bait, but it still hurts to think that someone might think a person as broken as me couldn't exist
>>78258785
I did go to my prom, I had a 3/10 time, coul've been a 5/10 if we hadn0t ran out of alcohol in the first 2 hours. Could've been a 6/10 If i had learnt to dance like I promised myself the year prior.
That said, no, I wouldn't go tere again for anything.
Shulkie, but honestly I'd take any one
>>78258785
I went to both my proms. Never had a date for either or went to an afterparty, but I had fun making a fool of myself. Got grinded on a few times.
If I had to bring a /co/ girl as my date, it'd have to be pic related.
>>78259017
I went.
My date bailed on me and I still had a great time.
>>78280025
SLUT
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Okay, fine. If you never went, who would you ask to your FIRST prom?
>>78259017
>>78283534
I think I might have to ask that dorky nerd Morrigan. Everyone else said no. Talk about embarrassing.
>>78258785
We had a formal at my school, my mates and I just hung out at our own table and got drunk.
The guys who went with their girlfriends had the worst nights cause they couldn't come join in the banter, so I'd need a /co/ girl that could bant.
Any ideas?
mabel pines because we'd look fabulous we'd getting outfits that compliment each other and have a synchronized dance routine to backstreet boys/n'sync melody
Jesus this fucking thread is depressing. Listen folks it's not the end of the world if you skipped your prom. However imagining yourself going to prom with a fictional character is /mlp/ tier pathetic.
Last time it was some chick my mom got for me.
This time it'll be gold.
>>78277123
>comfy
>inexpensive
>allows full range of movement
>penis and testicles are unrestrained
I wonder why you don't.
>>78288260
I just wear a t-shirt and shorts
>>78287953
Again I am forced to contradict. Love for a fictional character is the purest kind of love. It is Love with a capital L. It is a purely metaphysical realationship within yourself, a first step towards the Great Work. Or a blind alley in which you die. But in both cases it's a profound matter devoid of mere flesh and biology. Dante knew Beatrice yet never approached. This was intentional.
>>78288274
Wear what you want. But I noticed that the more tarted up you look, the more attention you give to your appearance the more effeminate an impression you give and the more artificial you act.
Just trying to picture her in a dress makes me feel funny
>>78288260
>Fucken tracksuits
>>78288341
>Artificial
Yeah, well to us, y'all look lika buncha clones that stepped out of a defunct corporate sports machine when you wear those, or prison laborers I suppose.
>>78288341
Love for a fictional character isn't love though... one cannot truly come to 'know' the fictional as their identity is fundamentally malleable by each individuals wills and desires. They either become an indistinct blur resulting from a thousand imprecise projections, or a collection of individualized and unconnected mirror shards without a truth to reflect.
It is neglecting the real to love the shadows in the cave... but without the promise of the real itself.
>>78289873
I can't stop watching. Shark teeth are alluring in a weird way.
>>78291388
imagine them around your dick
>>78291263
That's deep, man.
>>78258785
>implying I went to prom
>implying I didn't drop out before that
Joke's on you!
>>78270683
>Why do people think proms are the be-all end-all of High School life?
It's a myth perpetuated by the same people who tell you your highschool years are the best years of your life.
It's complete bullshit. Maybe it's true for the kind of chads who are football stars at 15, marry a cheerleader at 17 and spend the rest of their life working at Walmart while their now-fat wife pops out one brat after another, but for most people life doesn't even begin until after highschool.
>>78295188
>Maybe it's true for the kind of chads who are football stars at 15, marry a cheerleader at 17 and spend the rest of their life working at Walmart while their now-fat wife pops out one brat after another, but for most people life doesn't even begin until after highschool.
wow, bitter much?
>>78295229
Come now. If highschool, the part of your life where you're not old enough to do much of anything on your own and you're fored to spend most of your time learning shit you don't give a damn about, really was the best part of your life, you must have a really shitty life after highschool.
Anyone who says something like that is either lying to make their kids feel better, or they had a comparatively great time in highschool but saw their life falling apart afterwards. I admit the example I used was overly stereotypical, but that doesn't make it untrue.
>>78258785
>Implying I had a prom
I lived out in the sticks, if we were gonna have anything it would be a Hoedown.
In which case I'd have to go with Cyclone, because she looks like she could pull off the outfit.
>>78258785
Lucy Heartfilia
>>78295411
Who?
>>78259017
When you're surrounded by obnoxious, self-righteous whores why would you go?
I stayed at home browsing 4chan, playing vidya, watchin' cartoons and actually having fun with friends at home.
I actually had fun as opposed to drinking and dancing like a flailing retard surrounded by people who I had despised quite easily.
But to answer your question, no one because I doubt my capabilities to not act like an autist in front of whomever I may be at the prom with.
>>78259017
Ah, I remember prom like it is yesterday
>Ask hot chick I was into out to prom like 1.5 months before prom
>We start hanging out
>We go on a date. It goes well
>She says we should do more
>Suddenly she starts ghosting me
>Gets a boyfriend like a week before prom
>Prom night comes, we don't dance once
>She brings her boyfriend to the after party
What a bitch
She-Hulk, for sure. She's sweet, sexy, and fun. Not to mention, if she has a good time there's more than likely going to be a happy ending after the party's over.
>>78258785
Given I spent my prom getting drunk and high with my friends in a leather jacket, and that I was drinking the live goldfish in the bowls at our tables used as Caribbean decorations, I choose Nathan Explosion.
>>78258785
I went in 12th grade and my date got sick and we just hung out in a coffee shop.
What was really fun was the after party, which is probably the only reason I went to prom in the first place.
