ITT: Your first boner
>>78249271
sauce? I remember her kinda, but can't remember the show
>>78249449
>can't remember Dexter's Lab
Don't as.
>>78249271
How the hell am I supposed to remember my first boner?
And also why do you assume my first boner is /co/ related?
>>78249548
Some people didn't discover masturbation until they were 10+, somehow.
>>78249499
Go back to bed grandpa.
>>78249548
The same way that /co/ checks your responses for truthfulness.
>>78249810
I remember masturbating as far back when I was 4 years old.
I have no idea where I got the idea from.
>>78249841
Touching your penis against things = good.
Doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out.
>>78249499
It IS a mighty fine Cactus.
>>78249810
I doubt I masturbated until I was probably eleven or twelve
>>78249271
My first boner, or at least the first I recognised as such, isn't /co/ related.It was this children's book about a girl being home alone. There was this part where she's in bed and she needs to pee, but she's afraid to go to the bathroom because she's alone in the dark. So then you get this part where it describes her peeing in a cup which I found incredibly erotic at the time. Which is funny in retrospect, because I don't find watersports arousing at all.
>>78249698
I wanna say this.
Or possibly Mortal Kombat 2.
>>78249905
When I was 4 years old before I understood about sex I would masturbate to the weirdest thoughts which would be considered extremely niche /d/ today. Weirdly the more I came to understand the actual mechanics of sex the more vanilla my tastes became.
>>78249841
I remember that when I was 7, I and a friend of mine told each other about this cool thing we both had discovered on our own. Our techniques were different, so we demonstrated them to the other. (his was traditional, I rubbed against the floor through my clothes)
>>78249810
I didnt masturbate until I was 11
I didn't even know why boners happened was until i was 9 and picked up a National Geographic special on African tribes
Yeah.
>>78249940
>I rubbed against the floor through my clothes
Against the floor?
At least use a pillow or a rolled-up blanket or something
>>78249810
I got boners ever since I was a kid.I first masturbated at 12, but I did it unwillingly while I was asleep. All I know is that I woke up face down, with a cramped arm, my hand in my pants, and wet boxers. I don't even recall having an erotic dream that night.
>>78249940
>I rubbed against the floor through my clothes
I masturbated like this between 6 and 13 years old. Didn't know anybody else did it like that.
>>78250004
I haven't done it like that in a long time, these days I just use my hand
Kids these days don't have nudity in their Saturday morning cartoons.
This very image, too.
>>78249271
it was something like this but more scary
>>78250083
Kids these days have the internet.
I'm kind of old
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oKXslUb.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
:(
>>78250097
I understand how Moomin feels, Snufkin is a sexy beast, I'd get a boner hanging around him all day too.
>>78250102
Kids these days have parents that actually know how to use the internet and block the shit out of most things
>>78249944
>until i was 9 and picked up a National Geographic special on African tribes
Best way to discover it. God Bless NatGeo.
>>78249271
Don't remember. My first orgasm was fantasizing about some sexpot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - I think it was from a skit about a boss pretending he wasn't banging his secretary, or something. Just sort of imagined being the boss, and was terrified that I had wet the bed.
>>78250083
>>78250121
Kids these days know how to bypass filters.
>>78250120
he was pretty chill
>>78250121
You'd think so, but then where does half of tumblr's and /b/'s userbase come from?
>>78250149
>Kids these days post on 4chan
>>78250145
>>78250121
>parents giving a shit about their kids.
>21st century
>>78249940
Nigga dats gay.
Pre-puberty children aren't gonna go looking for porn on the Internet because they're usually uninterested in it until the hormones kick in.
That's why the "first boners" are something unexpected that pops up on TV. You like what you're seeing, but you don't really know why.
your first boner happened in the womb.
>>78249698
this
>>78250149
>Kids these days know how to bypass filters
you mean the same kids that need to be spoon feed to do anything? they can't even google the most basic of things let alone bypass any filter, fucking lazy ass kids.
>>78249944
>delicious brown girls
>>78250271
>not Malon
Saria is the childhood friend who gives you a taste of emotional love and acceptance, Ruto is the kinky naked bitch who orders you carry her around. Together they cover both bases of developing sexuality, there is no need for anyone else.
>>78249810
I first masturbated around 6 or 7... I was an early learner.
>>78250271
>get a boner playing this part
>at 38 years old
=_=
>>78250150
Being chill is what made him so attractive, he was aloof like Captain Harlock or Corto Maltese.
>>78249944
I have issues...
>>78249940
>be around 6
>at neighborhood kid's house
>he's a few years older, like 8
>he wants to play doctor
>fondles my junk for a few seconds
>>78250247
That's some hardcore /ss/.
Every time I heard Cree Summers voice
>>78250120
>>78250150
>>78250468
I wouldn't say Snufkin gives me a boner, but he is a very attractive man. I have a thing for pronounced noses too.
>See cartoon of kid getting locked outside without clothes and having to hide.
>Hmm what if that happened to a girl
>Hmm what if it made her want to masturbate.
>Hmm this is really fucking erotic?
>20 years pass
>Still no good ENF porn.
>>78250483
HIGH TEST
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>>78249940
>be me
>be in 3rd grade
>stay the night at my aunts
>my cousin has her hot red bone friend over
>she's wearing a skirt
Sleep in same bed cause kids
>notice when I'm facing hot girl my penis starts to tingle
>Wait until she's asleep
>rub myself slowly against her
>she doesn't wake up
>pull down my underwear
>rub my erect penis on her vagina through her underwear
>put back in shorts as I cum
>no one ever knew
So was it rape?
>>78251296
You could probably get done for that, if it were reported somehow. How old is 3rd grade? I'm a britfag.
>>78251374
8-9 yrs old
>>78251418
You're lucky I advise keeping up the streak.And goodbye..
>>78251418
suuuuure...
>>78249271
Hey, nice choice.
>>78251418
Same age and I have never masturbated either. Might be because I have a vagina.
CassieSo sweetC-A-S-S--I-E
>>78251611
>>78251643
Good taste incartoons
>>78251296
It wasmade up
>>78252064
Why would I bother to make that up?
Thanks not even dank copy pasta.
>>78249271
Wonder Goddess will always be my ichi-ban.
>>78250095
Excellent taste my good man.
>>78252607
Why thank you, sir. Pre-internet days, too.
Started at nine, almost ten.
At camp.
We snuck away, tow boys, two girls, got naked and started to stroke and rub out thighs, vags and penis until finally we reached orgasm.We never even kissed[\spoiler]
>>78249499
But she has a bit of an ass.
>>78250486
>be 4
>tell a kid to play doctor
>I fondle his junk for a few seconds
>almost two decades later still die a little inside at the memory
>>78251418
>I'm 15 and I've never masturbated
>Im 15
>>78249271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_F97Kpe_s
>>78251418
>>78252821
>be 5
>have a friend over
>we decide to play truth or dare in my room
>"I dare you to show me your pee pee."
>>78251418
>>78251850
rip
>>78251296
It's not rape if there's no penetration.
It is sexual assault though.
This crazy.
Thanks -8 for reminding me why.
>>78251418
Rip in pieces
>>78252911
Well, did he show you?
>>78249449
How does it feel to be 12?
>>78253008We showed each other back and forth several times for like a half hour.I doubt he's forgotten about it.
I would always watch the animu block that came on WAY EARLY every Saturday (or maybe sunday?) morning in the SciFi channel. Sometimes there would be a titty and I'd be like :O
>>78251418
>>78251850
>>78252999
>not Sawyer
>>78251418
Took me until age27.
>>78253149
>>78251418
>I'm 15
MOOOODS
>>78253092
I can appreciate the cat now, but Darla's panty shots, thick legs and blondness was what set me off when I was young.
Pic related, cant find the gif.
>>78252999
Nice...I got trips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iio4ZKx5yZI
Enough said.
This girl, she also sparkled my interest in bondage.
>>78249484
I don't recall ever seeing her but I could tell it was likely from a Dexter's Lab episode because of the house designs in the background.
This thread is full of some really traumatic stories. Seek therapy.
>>78253092
I totally get where he's coming from because I had a thing for her too. Sawyer was cute but she didn't make me feel "funny" like Darla, like in that scene where she's rolling around on the piano. That's a pretty sexy little girl, Ollie.
>>78249810
I didn't masturbate until I was 16. What an age we live in.
>>78250311
When her dad nearly offered her daughters hand in marriage after doing that chicken game only to reveal he was kidding, I kept searching throughout thinking there was a way to make her dad change his mind.
>>78249858
Wrong object of desire.
>>78249810
I didn't till I was around 19-20 years old.
>>78250465
It's those noises she makes when you toss her.
>those moans at everything she was excited for
Dick status: MUH
>misty.jpg
actually it was a women's fitness magazine I saw waiting in the checkout line at barnes and nobles with my mom. no one noticed.
>>78250121
They actually don't, which is why the government is being petitioned to censor art at the source now. :^)
>>78254357
Or everyone noticed but was too polite or embarrassed to say anything.
>>78249271
Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo
>>78253233
I know what you are talking about. Thick legs are my turn on.
>mfw started masterbating at like 11
>never had a wet dream
>Go to basic military training
>Have my first wet dream at 20 years old after going 6 weeks without a boner
Funny enough, I wasn't the only one that happened to
>>78253071
Why did everything about this post make
Me laugh?
I am ashamed, but you can't change the past I guess...
>>78250436
this is more true than I want to believe.
>>78250110
Saaaame
>>78253019
>Call someone stupid because they can't remember throwaway one-shot character from one episode of a cartoon that's over a decade old.
Sorry, but YOU'RE the faggot here, friend.
>>78249271
why are her feet smaller than her eyes?
>>78249271
As far as first /co/ boner, this fucking comic. Issue 8 of Teen Titans Go. It was practically porn, they couldn't do this nowadays in a kids cartoon/comic. I'll dump the lewd pages.
>>78250483
More like good taste.
>>78255633
fapped at least 100 times to this in the past. That blonde is actually still fappable
>>78255633
>>78255674
>>78255674
>>78255682
This really should've been one of the issues Todd Nauck drew. He was the book's best artist.
>>78255674
>>78255682
Huh.
I remember buying all of these and don't remember this at all.
Those two covers with starfire and raven though.
No idea what my first was.
But the most memorable is definitely her.
>>78255728
post those covers, this was the only TTG comic i've owned.
this tumblr has all the scans, so you can look for whatever issue it was http://ttg-comics.tumblr.com/
During any scene with pic related, I felt myself tingling down there, so I would sit on the arm of our couch and rub my crotch through my clothes against the fabric.Being a seven year old girl was fun.
>>78249810
Not me, I used to smoosh my dick against anything possible starting at age 4 I believe. In private or public. It caused friction that basically felt like fapping, but I couldn't boner yet. I actually had orgasms but no cum. Then around 7, I got boners so I couldn't smoosh my dick against shit anymore. Thankfully my penis turned out okay.the first time I came, i thought i actually fucked up my dick and puss was coming out because of it. I was scared shitless until I discovered porn and learned about cum
Also, in elementary school, I used to smoosh my dick against the bottom of the desks that had mini cubbies in it, and fantasize about my teacher. Literally every year was always a woman teacher, and with that came new fap material
I was a sexually fucked up kid, kek. It was probably obvious at the time too
It was either Jasmine from Aladdin or Ariel form The Little Mermaid, either way they both contirubted to my fetish forbare midriffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8lwVmQo
Mike Rowe knows what's up.
Also >>78255813
>>78255712
>Not her classic white gown
Shit taste
>>78256153
EMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU WILL REMEMBERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>78256191
Really really
not sure who was my first /co/ related boner was but aisha was deftly my first
I didn't know
>>78256136
I always found the white gown to be rather boring
Especially when her cloths were torn off.
For /co/ related material, it was probably Archie
Remember when Warner brothers had so much sex innuendos.
>>78255997
I also started masturbating way early, was about 5-6 I think. Would hump the covers and have dry orgasms, didn't understand what I was doing though.Right after I got my period I started getting wet when aroused and I freaked out, thought I had some sort of disease. Started crying and told my mom, I still cringe when I think about it.
Yep.
>>78250102
This thread has reminded me of how much the Internet has desensitized me over the years. I used to lose my mind after one glance of this pic in some fellow classmate's folder.
Now I need her getting fucked by three or four dudes and Kiyone before I even twitch.
>>78256602
God,I've come a long way from channel surfing for kissing scenes in movies. Dark times.
It was scene in Batman TAS in which Bruce kisses a girl. I have a suspicion it was Andrea. Also, might be Poison Ivy as I remember the fact that girl was kind of forceful really aroused me.
Don't judge me
>>78253149
By doing this, is it possible to ascend beyond wizard level?
>>78249271
You know even newborn babies can get boners that have nothing to do with sex, right?
>these Deetz
>>78256633
>Seeing a saucy commercial
>Continue watching that channel for hours, hoping it will be shown again so I can VCR-record it
The days and nights I've wasted
Pic related
No explanation needed.
>>78256907
>dad owned a copy of animal House
>I would sneak it away at night and rewatch the boobie scenes over and over again
Good times that
Webcam striptease on YouTube was my first wank
Not sure about first boner
Don't ask. Please
>>78257765
How
>>78256557
oh shit, I very narrowly dodged that bullet. I mentally fought over telling my parents about the "puss coming out of my penis" because i was too embarrassed. I looked it up on webmd to diagnose myself, and that especially didn't help, it only freaked me out more.
Then I googled something like "white stuff coming out of penis" because I kept searching "puss" before, and then I luckily learned.
Ever do anything during school like me?
>>78254517
nah, my coat was way too big, I safely tucked it waistband style. being poor and wearing secondhand clothes saved me lots of boner embarrassment
>>78257473
>>78256633
>>78256602
I used to take my sister's Little Mermaid bedsheets, trace Ariel, and tried to draw titties in place of her bikini. These whippersnappers today wit'cher Intranets and yer Law 36s dunno how easy you got it.
>>78257863
dont
ask
>>78257765
No, you fucking owe an explanation. Even the tile anon came clean about his weirdness.
>>78257955
>tracing
what a pleb, I drew my own anime porn all the time from age 7 to like 14It actually got to a pretty good quality near the end of those years, I don't know why I quit
>inb4 squid
>>78252907
I swear this scene gave me a WAM/Food fetish.
Sucks cuz that shit is fucking rare.
>>78256371
My nigga.
I'm a sucker for subtle musclegirls ever since.
>>78258000
I don't know how I just found it attractive when I was a kid. I used to wait for people to get whammies just so I could see what it would do next.
Dan DeCarlo stole my innocence.
>>78256043
>Veronica
>Ariel
who is this and why is he so based
>>78257872
.>WHITE STUFF COMING OUT OF PENIS
GOD DAMMIT
>>78250271
I didn't know the appeal of tsundere back then. She just seemed like a brat to me. Although when she grew up... hot damn.
>>78256474
Dan DeCarlo FTW!
>People who didn't fap until their late teens or later...
Jesus Christ. How??
It was from some show or movie that I don't remember well. It wasn't a cartoon, though. It was a scene where a guy with a bloody knife was whispering to some lady. The part of it that really got me was when he started sliding the flat of the knife back and forth on her midriff, smearing blood all over it. The way the blood made her midriff shine was so sexy. I don't know why I found it so hot, but it gave me my first boner and kickstarted my love for midriffs. If I could only remember where it was from...
>>78255891
i'm curious just because i've never asked, as a lesbian do you just get horny to tits and ass like dudes do or is it something else
>>78257872
>puss coming out of my penis
>webmd
>it's cancer
>>78258041
Same. Except I make a living with this now.
>>78258524
No, they get horny to another girl's personality and emotions.and armpit hair
>>78252821
>>78252911
Holy fuck, are you me? Why was I such a faggot as a kid?
>>78250483
It wasn't my first boner but it was a big contribution to my fat/wg kink but it didn't start it surprisingly enough it was an earlier instance that did it for me.
>>78258000
>Tile anon
Holy fuck, that was amazing. Good times
>>78250311
Her Termina counterpart is better.
The fact that she becomes a helpless veggie later on just means that you have a better chance of scoring.
>>78258195
Same here.
He can have it as far as I'm concerned.
>>78258693
The world is ending as far as everyone in Termina knows. Your odds of scoring are pretty fucking good with everyone.
THIS SCENE. THIS FUCKING SCENE.
>>78250004
Literally from the first time I jacked off nearly 11 years ago to the present day it is impossible for me to achieve orgasm if I'm not humping my bed. My hands literally cannot bring me to come.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/JNmaHeB.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>78250110
children
>>78249810
Some women never learn how to masturbate to orgasm.
>>78258082
That's not a squid, that's a kid.
>>78252911
> let me see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY
>>78253998
is that you David Willis?
>>78256752
Why would we judge you, anon? You have amazing taste.
>>78258195
>>78258751
Cheryl Blossom stole my innocence
>>78256763
you become a lich, but only upon death, otherwise it's the same wizard power as every other 30+ virgin
Earliest I can remember is with drawings that I made in maybe 2nd or 3rd grade of women in erotic poses or just standing naked. I was pretty advanced as an artist thanks to my parents encouraging me, not sure if they knew the shit I would draw and hide under my bed but sometimes it would disappear and I'd just start over again or hide it better.99% sure the person who found my drawings and would toss them was my grandma, who used to watch me and my siblings after school and just clean the house for fun. She never mentioned anything and no one ever talked to me about it
>>78259030
>Not Desiree
Shit taste
>>78254355
god which way are her legs going there? it's like she's cross legged, but why would anyone fly through the air cross legged, and even then she isnt because it's drawn like her hip joints are front to back rather than left to right
you might say the skirt is the problem (because of the web lines) but no!, take those away, yous till have the same problem
>>78249810
Shit, I didn't start masturbating until I was 15.
Now I troll trap threads and /soc/. It's a slippery slope, guys.
>>78258082
I lie girls with scales since then.
They fucking knew what they were doing.
>>78259204
2nd
>>78259216
Michael Jordan almost BLACKED her
>>78259129
The perspective's a little skewed because of the angle and the way she's spreading her lower legs outward.
>>78252911
>be 9
>playing superheroes with friend
>be villain, dress up in sister's clothes
>"defeat" him
>tie him up and gag him in my room
>get a weird feeling
>say i'm going to torture him
>play video games
tfwidgaf I hope he has complexes now or some shit
This whole episode did some things to me.
>>78253746
>he doesn't recall seeing her
>>78259126
She's nice too.
>>78259030I was told it was weird being into older women
>>78258082
I wanna impregnate Ranamon!
>>78259571
Whoever told you that was the weird one. Around here, we fucking love MILFs.
![OW9v5y8A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m40oFAv.jpg "OW9v5y8A[1].jpg")
>>78259571
>>78259675
She's green you dumbass moon man
>>78259518
you and I bothi still need to practice more sketches with her
Either this or Scarlett from G.I. Joe
>>78258524
>>78258603
I'm bi. But yeah to answer your question, I like all the sexy bits; ass, titties, dicks, pussy. Personality is what makes or breaks an actual relationship for me though.
either W.I.T.C.H., teen titans or soul calibur 2.
>>78259715
please
>>78259263
But she's not White.
>>78259715
>those tits
>that cleavage
>>78259715
How about the Martian Queen?
>>78258227
have you never watched dirty jobs. literally every everyone's moms would watch that show.
>>78260020
Who cares?
>>78259976
Has anyone ever asked the writers of Totally Spies if they were doing fetish fan service on purpose?
>>78260070
You can't black and non-white, dingus. Get your /pol/ bullshit straight.
>>78260049
I've thought about it maybe once awhile back, but I actually might consider it now.
>>78260099
The answers yes
>>78259921
>W.I.T.C.H
Kek
>>78260127
God, I'd a fat clover so hard
>>78259871
neat
>>78260229
I'd a fat Clover so hard while she continues to stuff herself with Passion Patties and gets so soft.
>>78257979
>>78258191
>no dad no whammies!
>>78260350
Oh man, I wonder if the /aco/ drawthread would produce anything with fat clover
>>78260519
>Sam doesn't know about strongfat
>>78253054
Talk to him about it.
>>78258082
>>78259657
Am I the only one that liked her squid digivolution?
Tentacled girls are unf
I swear I can track a large portion of my sexual preferences and tastes back to her
>>78259571
Motherfucker, it ain't weird, MILFs and cougars are hot shit. Wear that fetish with pride around here!
Watching her trying to escape from these ropes changed me I couldn't have been older than five. I don't know what it was, maybe it was the noises she was making, but this episode swiftly became "my favorite"
I also have a thing for ballgowns and skirts now.
>>78260882
I never got into SatAM when I was a kid, but if I had, she definitely would've helped fuel my minor kink for super-strong girls with Southern accents.
>>78261089
Wasn't the one on the left just an android or some shitWhat's her name again
>>78260882
And then I watched xmen and saw Rogue,,,
I'm a sucker for Southern-Belle accents.
>>78250114
"Titan AE", my man. Not my first boner... but definetely what gave me my first nerdgasm when it came to Sci-Fi movies.
I asked my dad for more space movies and he smiled at me. We watched all the original trilogy, then saw Phantom Menace the following week. Glad I was so young because Jar Jar would have killed the movie for me were I older.
>>78261131
Emmylou Brown. Not an android.
>>78251891
YES
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