ITT: write a Family Guy cut-away joke.
A confident atonement of a union's murky control comet.
>>78245085
gore, something bigoted
>>78245085
This is worse than the time I got that job as [80s celebrity]'s [body part]
this is worse than that time I got circumcised.
Hardmode: Write a family-guy style cutaway for the last cartoon you watched.
>Chuckle worthy premise
>drag it out too long and explain the joke
>end with a bitter sidenote after I already delivered a decent punchline
>>78245130
>"This is like that time when we the world from terrorists!"
>cut to them as TA:WP puppets
>"So this is what the hands of a good writer feels like. It's so gentle, so warm. Please don't send me back to my show."
Peter is making a comment about people never happy with anything.
"Just like those losers over on the internet who still watch the series just to find reasons to complain about them"
Seen then cuts to a morphis blob half blob/ half computer with a screen with /co/ on it that suddenly starts shrieking"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
This is just like that time I was raped by a moose
>3 minutes of Peter being raped by a moose, crying and begging for it to stop
>the moose finishes and throws money on a weeping, bleeding Peter
>>78245130
>o-oh gosh, Rick. This is worse th-than that time I-
>What? WHAT THE FUCK WE*belch*RE YOU ABOUT TO SAY? Was that a cutaway gag? Listen to meeee, Morty. *burp* We are not that kind of show. And there is a reason for it!
>oh gosh R-Rick, what?
>Everytime someone makes a cutaway gag, the gag enters our universe. You ever try to kill a living bad joke, MORTY? The worse the joke, the*belch*ee harder it is to kill.
>>78245130
>This is like that time when Asami found out that Korra was actually a woman
>cue to the spiritual world where you can see Korra and Asami entering to a shack
>Asamis voice: Okay, Korra. Time to show me that big, black, water tribe penis of you.
>Sound of zipper
>Asamis voice: oh no! Oh, no no no no no no!
Meh i haven't watched Family Guy in years
>>78245130
>this is an even bigger disaster than when Amethyst got a job at the big donut!
>cut to shot of the Big Donut engulfed in flames and Lars screaming for help, while Amethyst runs toward the temple with a wheelbarrow full of donuts
>>78245222
2deep4me
This is worse than that time Meg found her true love
>>78245154
>It's so gentle, so warm. Please don't send me back to my show.
You made me feel sad for a FG character. Fuck you.
A cutaway to when the show was "badly drawn" in 1999, which ends up taking up the entire episode and making us all sad that Seth is phoning in and no longer writing a single word of these scripts. It was crappy, but it had so much more love. Larry And Steve was even better. So much wasted potential.
>>78245458
That's basically Back to the Pilot without the 9/11 plot that ruined a potentially good episode.
>>78245482
This is why I'm glad I'm not really interested in the new Star Wars.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
>>78245222
This seems like the premise of an episode.
and Mr poopypantsbutthole is the immortal joke
>"This is harder than when I was a diamond"
>cut to Peter is a diamond
>"I am a diamond"
>cut back
>"like back when this show was good"
>awkward pause as peter blankly stares at the 4th wall
>"oh right"
>peter looks downwards with a sad look
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
>This is worse than the time we got Steven Hawking to sing the national anthem of Canada.
>Cut to Steven Hawking singing.
>Crowd is on fire
>This is like the one time I met that big guy
>cut to Peter on the plane interrogating Bane
>>78246119
they did that one
I'm as happy as when I was a walrus.
>Peter as a walrus
>He attacks a fur seal
>Violently rapes it
>Cut back
Good times.
The cut away gag is the actual episode with the set up as a framing device.
>>78245222
10/10
this reminds me of the time I saw a good thread on /co/... Peter, nothing's happening.shh shh shh shh, there there.
>something about a xenomorph and a gay man
What about that one time we did a cutaway gag?
>What about that one time we did a cutaway gag?
>>What about the one time we did a cutaway gag?
>>>What about that one time we did a cutaway gag?
>>>>What about that one time we did a cutaway gag
>>>>>What about that one time I got myself stuck in a mailbox
>>>>>Mailbox opens. "Hi I'm peter!
>>>>>Mailwoman Screams
>>>>hehehehehehe
>>>hohohohohoho
>>hahahahaha
>heheheheh
It wasn't very good.
>>78245170
>a morphis
By write a cutaway, do you mean a good one, or a current-day Family Guy one?
If the latter, I imagine something having to do with inviting a Jordanian pilot's family to Burning Man.
>>78245222
That was brilliant.
>>78245130
>Gruncle Stan: This is worse than the time I tried to rob the Declaration of Independence with Nicolas Cage!
>Cut to Stan leering over the exposed document
>"Alright Nic, let's-"
>Cage knocks over a jar of bees that is there for whatever reason.
>Stan: "You are an idiot."
>>78247381
>By write a cutaway, do you mean a good one
Like that time when my brother from another mother took me out on the town
>black guy drives up.
>shoots peter.
>cop rolls up.
>shoots cop.
>BLACK LIVES MATTER CUMSKINS !
>drives away.
>cuts back
Heheheheh, cops are racist.
>>78247149
>one of these each season building on the previous iterations
>>78245130
Tom :...!?
Jerry:...!
>Cutaway to Tom making a sandwich for Jerry
>Spits it out, it's full of sand.
>Tom laughing
Tom : :)
Jerry : D:
Jerry :...!?!
Tom : ?
>Cutaway to Jerry shaving tom's tail off
>Jerry Laughing
Jerry : :D
Tom : >:C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaY2l-ZPLGU
Ladies and gentlemen mr Conway Twitty.
Wow! This is even stupider than the time we went to the christian republican convention!
>cut away to the convention showing everyone burning books, killing minorities, and beating women.
>goes on for like 7 minutes because the writers got lazy
>>78245130
but they already did a dr katz one
it was peter griffin commenting on his weird animation
Peter becomesan Eva pilot and fights the angel Sachiel in the likeness of the giant chicken.
>>78247462
>The finished joke takes up the entire episode in it's entirely and the flashbacks in finished form actually show A full plot going on.
>>78245118
> Pee-Wee Herman's right hand
This shit just writes itself
>>78245085
>This is worse than the time this show got cancelled.
>fades in to black
>>78245085
You think that's bad? Remember the time when we were never funny?
>>78245130
>"This is even worse than the time me and The Cheat tried to pants Homestar"
>Cut to Homestar standing in a field alone.
>Strong Bad throws a bolo at him from off screen, snaring his legs and knocking him to the ground
>He and The Cheat rush onscreen. The Cheat is holding a hacksaw
>"Alright The Cheat, saw off his... Aw crap, where do we even start?"
>"This is the gweatest game of 'Most Dangewous Game' I evah played."
>>78245085
This thread sucks more than the time OP entered that blowjob contest.
>Last cut-away gag of the series
>At least our finale wasn't worse than the Sapra- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
Just dated enough to actually happen.
>>78248458
>Canceled twice
>Won't stay dead
