Muh childhood.. where'd it go?
>cue Kansas "Dust In The Wind"
>>78237240
Well this one's much more grim than the others
>>78237317
I'm sure whoever drew this doesn't really think Lola's been around that long and just made her the same age so old-ass Bugs wouldn't have a college-aged girl on his arm. But why even include her then?
>>78237353
Old Daffy is legit tho
>>78237317
Man, Lola came around in 90's.
>>78237289
>Punished Donald
>>78237289
I mean that's legit what an elderly Donald Duck would look like.
Why does Mickey look like Al Sharpton is my question tho.
>>78237353
so Daffy becomes Black Howard?
>>78237271
>catheter on ankle
...What?
>>78237505
And Porky turns into Stan Lee for some reason.
>>78237373
>Capeshit was a mistake.
>>78237271
Why is goofy poor?
He got a son and his own house.
>>78237202
I'd like to see Felix the Cat
>>78237317
why the fuck is Bugs dressed like Steve Jobs?
>>78237660
>>78237392
>>78237431
>Bugs bunny only one that get a 19 years old girl to sleep with him.
Goddamn it, that is creepy.
>25
Still prime bitches.
>>78237258
don't know what's going on with Minnie, but Mickey's got a whole Don Corleone patriarch of a mighty clan vibe going on, which feels rather appropriate
>>78237271
>>78237301
really can't picture Goofy or Sylvester ending up homeless, especially when they are some of the more successful members of their groups
>>78237289
Donald's got a whole Cotton Hill meets Hunter S Thompson vibe here, it's a good fit for him
>>78237317
Bugs looks rather satisfied with his life, probably still does some acting
>>78237338
that's just wrong
>>78237353
Daffy's probably the sort who's really surly with most people, but is a huge softy when it comes to kids, especially those he's related to
>>78237373
Porky looks like the kind of person who had a rough time during his 30's to 50's but has found peace in his twilight years
>>78237660
I have to agree with >>78237700 Felix is old enough that he's probably dead, same with a lot of the other's who preceded Mickey, with the possible exception of Oswald, whose probably bedridden and mostly senile, yet Mickey still visits and reminisces with at least once a week
also really want to see this concept as an actual comic now, could see it having potential
Who the fuck is Kansas?
>>78237675
I think its supposed to be Carlin
>>78237908
>but Mickey's got a whole Don Corleone patriarch of a mighty clan vibe going on
He's Walt.
Pretty sure the artist just drew them as old celebrities, rather than actually age the characters organically.
>>78238034
Carlin didn't wear glasses.
>>78238038
Yeah, but it's still kind of neat.
I mean they're all animals so they'd have been dead decades okay.
What about Popeye or Betty Boop?
I clooooose my eeeeeeeeeeeyes
>>78238072
>Plain baggy sweater tucked into dad jeans
>Black belt with white asics he probably does yard work in
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>78237955
you have to be at least 18 to be on this site kid.
>>78238170
>Liking Grandpa rock
kek
>>78238182
wow thats grandpa rock? what're you 13?
>>78238220
According to wikipedia they were popular in the 70's. My grandpa was late 20's early 30's then. Grandpa Rock, like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Clapton, etc. I'm 20.
>>78238278
i'm 21 and you should know this by heart you cultureless nigglet
>>78238036
that too(I noticed the similarities with Walt immediately, which is appropriate, Mickey was voiced by Walt for much of his early career after all), was thinking for a hypothetical story to take Mickey in a slightly different direction is all
>>78238084
probably dead(can't help but imagine Betty's descendants being a bunch of Kardashian expies though)
>>78237202
More fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0
>>78238133
only for a moment and the moment's gone...
>>78238278
>According to wikipedia
>>78237271
This hurt me the most.
>>78237317
its Bugs Bunny not Buggs Bunny.
>>78237832
>Buster took a regular job at Best Buy or something similar, and is the 'funny guy' at his workplace. Babs went back to her previous trick of disguising herself as a human to find work in TV, and is currently acting under the name Amy Poehler.
>>78237202
They would be dead, considering mammals and birds don't live that long.
>>78237353
Dude doesn't even look that old.
>>78237289
looks like a world war 2 vet to me
>>78237955
A band, kiddo
>>78239240
black people age well
So is mickey some kind of Godfather or something? cause that's dumb but also kinda cool.
>>78237289
He looks too beat up. In Rosa's autismo canon where all duck stuff is in the 50s because muh childhood, Scrooge is at least 83~93 during all of his adventures with Donald and the nephews. Scrooge probably doesn't have a good diet to keep him so fit because he's a cheap fuck and Donald has the same blood in him, so I can't imagine Donald looking so rugged or needing a walker
>>78237240
>Don Mickey Corleone
Okay, i keked
>>78241491
seems to be a bit of that, and the artist mixing in some of Walt Disney into Mickey's look, since Walt poured a lot of himself into the character(and voiced him till some point in the 40's or 50's, can't remember exactly when)
>>78241572
my guess is that Donald's life has been full of a lot more long lasting injuries than Scrooge, plus he looks like the sort of veteran who has hit both drugs and alcohol rather hard over the decades, so it's not surprising that he's gotten a little decrepit compared to Scrooge(not to mention Scrooge wasn't all that fresh himself when he first met Donald and his great-nephews)
>>78237373
>eg-egigi-ecki-ecks-excelsior
Do you know why Popeye isn't shown?
Because he's proven that he can reverse his age back to 40 by consuming spinach, even when aliens use a machine to age him to 125.
In a similar vein (albeit outdated).
>>78237373
>>78241766
>>78241836
Hmm.. I think Merida was portrayed at two ages: Age 5 and 16 to 18-ish.. just sayin'. Cool pic btw.
>>78241901
That pic is going by release date, not canon age.
>>78239183
>>78241836
Snubbed again.
>>78237431
but anon, that was more than 80 years ago
>>78241998
But you're not a princess. You're a scullery maid.
>>78241627
I dunno, I can see him taking care of his nephews until they probably have families of their own since their parents suck or something so he would stay off of booze and any drugs but tobacco. And if he REALLY got into any addictions because of the pains he's suffered in war and on adventures, the nephews and Scrooge's inheritance would probably let him be able to kick the habit easily, or even better they would keep him from it in the first place
An old Donald would probably look just like the artist pic without the eyes looking so rough and no walker and a lot fatter because he's kind of lazy so he'd be one of those old guys to bloat up
>>78237213
>66
that looks closer to 70. 66 isnt too old these days. mid 60's are the new middle age
>>78237475
>Al Sharpton
he's the Godfather
>>78237603
>why is Goofy poor?
Lots of rich & famous of that era ended up broke.
>>78242122
I'm picturing this as a world where all the Toons shown are actors, so I figure he'd have laid off the stuff when taking care of his nephews, but when off shooting films he partakes in legendary amounts of drugs and booze, and while he's mostly sober these days(outside of the occasional light beer or joint) doing a bunch of drugs for about 20-30 years leaves a toll on someone
>>78242243
if you mean the depression then yeah, but Goofy continued to have shorts through the early 60's so I imagine he'd have quite a nest egg, also was thinking that the Goofy in Goof Troop and other more modern stuff is his son(as seen in the George Geef era shorts), so has a successful relative to help take care of him as well
>>78238036
Damn, my first thought was Nixon.
>>78239004
She seems more of a Tina Fey than Amy Poehler.
>>78241836
Jasmine = Buckley
>>78239004
>>78242911
what, fifi just when full on flirt?
she looks like she is never going to settle down and just wants to have flings all the time.
>>78239183
>They're all that old
Tbh I'd love to see the more middle aged Disney Princesses like Ariel and Belle taking care of an elderly Snow White. That shit would be adorable.
>>78237317
>>78237392
>>78237431
>>78237764
I like this headcanon better to be honest.
>>78241766
10/10
>>78241412
>>78242981
Wasn't she a total horndog in the show, or am I thinking of something else?
>16 each
>>78238072
He was so rich. Why did he dress like some fuckwit from K Mart?
>>78243617
When you're that rich, you just don't give a fuck anymore.
>>78241836
Ariel has the face of a slut.
>>78243617
Why did he refuse doctor's advice, and try to cure cancer by being a Hippie who never showered?
>>78237317
>bugs is a single digit number of years older than my dad
Hoo boy
>>78243617
because that look became synonymous with him. it became just as part of the Apple brand as the logo and sterile white aesthetic itself.
the look itself was fairly plain for like, the late 90's
>>78243664
because he was a hippie.
Same reason he was originally kicked out of Apple.
>>78237240
Mickey's perfect.
>that Minnie
I'm frightened.
>>78237271
>implying Max wouldn't take good care of Goofy even if he fell on hard times
Come on, son.
>>78237289
>implying anything could fuck up Doanld to the point of him losing a body part
Otherwise great. The walker works, I could imagine one of his fits ending with his back being thrown out.
>>78237301
>implying Grannie wouldn't have something set up to provide for those two
Hell, I bet the old girl's still kickin'.
>>78237317
>Lola
>not like 20 or so
Buggs works fine, though.He could totally get a college girl.
>>78237338
Daisy - Miss Perfectionist, Miss Clean Yourself Up, Miss "Donald calm down you're throwing my refrigerator through the wall" - didn't take good enough care of herself to keep her legs working? Nah, I don't buy it.
>>78237353
Perfect.
>>78237373
You're alright.
>>78237353
Black duck don't crack.
>>78243914
>daisy
Well of course her legs don't work so well anymore, has anyone ever seen her not in high heels? a lifetime of running around in those, even at home is gonna fuck you up.
>>78241766
11/10
>>78241766
>>78242098
>Implying Jane is a princess
>Implying Mulan is a princess
>Implying Megara is a princess
>>78237317
>Lola
damn just as I thought this had potential, what an uneducated hack of an artist
>>78239004
>buster is harassed by people as the child actor he once was
>goes on a drug induced car chase that ends with hard therapy
>>78245187
Like it fucking matters. Minnie is also younger than Mickey (albeit by a lot less than Lola) but I don't see you sperging out.
Besides Bugs being 77 and Lola 19 would have beenhot.
>>78245197
I would imagine Buster more like Macaulay Culkin, in which drugs and hardships just result in him falling off the map and living a mostly quiet adult life.
>>78237213
>>78237202
My grandparents are older than this, who is drawing these that they think people who have just retired and people who are in the mid 70s are essentially on their deathbeds?
>>78241836
>tfw you realise that Kida was named after the Radiohead album
>>78245215
It depends, lots of people have health issues younger than your grandparents.
But yeah the in-your-face physical ailments are a bit distasteful.
>>78242801
>the big dick
His actual nickname was "The Boss"
>>78243914
>Daisy
Nigger she had a stroke
Look at her fucking face
>>78245283
Didn't even notice that.
Man, that's depressing.
Best to worst:
Donald
Porky
Daffy
Bugs
Mickey
Lola
Wile E. Coyote
Roadrunner
Tweety
Goofy
Jerry
Tom
Sylvester
Daisy
Minnie
>>78237289
This makes sense, since donald was a soldier in WW2
>>78245815
He sure was.
>>78238278
I bet your grandpa thinks you're a faggot too
Guys if this thread hits Page 10 then they'll all die. We need to save them. Together.
>>78241766
I actually heard his voice.
>>78237317
>Lola
I want to see a Betty Boop one
>>78241766
kek
>>78243594
i think she was just looking for love all the time, but no one wanted to be with her and that probably affected her in her later years by her doing one night stands.
>>78248262
Perhaps that skunk guy- whatshisface- was genuinely in love with her but she didn't realize it.
>>78238133
BLUE YOU ARE MY BOY!
>>78245215
My grandma is not even 80 and decaying of cancer. Grandpa stopped running 5 kilometers every day last year because he said he 'started to feel old' he is 92.
>>78237301
Weres grannys grave.
>>78243594
pepe will be happy to give her a shag.
>>78237213
I think that one's pretty sweet
>>78237240
Mickey looks like an old Mafia boss
>>78237338
The crutchs are to help her support DAT ASS.
>>78237660
He's probably look young as a joke on him dying and being reborn as one of his nine lives.
>>78237955
Looks like you got yourself a quest, lad!
>>78238278
>My grandpa was late 20's early 30's then
My grandpa was over 50 by then. My father was problably your "grandpa"s age.
You really are underage.
>>78242911
>>78242981
>>78243594
Dear god she's gone from a french girl to a french woman. I was not prepared for that in this thread. Now it feels like my boner has collapsed in on itself.
>>78242122
>Scrooge's inheritance
>Implying Donald will inherit a single penny
>>78251962
Donald might not get a lot...but Scrooge has said multiple times that he's giving most of it to the nephews.
As their legal guardian, Donald might have to take the reins for a while until the three kids grow up.
>>78239369
you're not wrong
>>78239004
who drew this?
>>78245235
>>78245215
Because drawing healthy old people isn't edgy and that's the entire point of shit like this.
>>78243368
Something like that has been done.
>>78255195
I can only see an artist doing a series like this to get attention and do something quirky with something established. It's really uninspired stuff regardless of how well it's done.
>>78245235
Or maybe it's because in their prime these characters were subjected to some pretty brutal shit when you think about it. How many old people do you know don't have health problems after falling off a cliff?
>>78237213
is it me, or do they look like an old married couple?
>>78255348
Will they ever do a movie on old snow white becoming the witch.
>>78255384
It also makes a ton of money in galleries for whatever reason. Like that guy who does TMZ-ish shit with Disney characters and draws rather chaste homosexual kisses between various cartoon characters and making pleb-y choices like Ivy and Catwoman. Or Bansky's entire Dismaland project.
Apparently people in the professional art sphere have never heard of the concept of deviantArt.
>>78244070
Quack don't crack.
Bump
>>78237675
>>78238034
I thought he looked like George Carlin. It makes sense that Bug's comedy material would get edgier with age.
>>78258264
this just feels wrong
>>78241836
this is samefacing harder than buckley, what the fuck this looks like absolute shit.
>>78258264
reminder that pic related is canon
>>78243617
If I get as rich as him, anon, I'm gonna go everywhere in a suit made of saran wrap so everyone has to see my junk wherever I go
when you're that rich, you can dress whatever you like
>>78260963
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>78238072
The more I look at this the more unnaturally tall he seems.
>>78260963
Dil looks like a chill stoner and Angelica looks like a huge bitch. Why am I not surprised?
>>78245221
Kidagakash?
>>78237240
Ha! I love that he's reminiscent of Walt himself.
>>78239183
They're royalty, why are they in a nursing home?
>>78241412
>>78243559
This true, look at morgan freeman.
>>78241836
Goddammit, does this person not know how any kid over double digits looks like? 12 and 14 are not small children, they'll be pretty much adult sized in a few hears/months.
>>78242153
No, he's walt.
>>78260963
Tommy looks like a porn director.
>>78268545
well he did want to get into movies
>>78268545
>>78268566
jesus fucking christ
