Don't worry, Beartato. As long as I never wear socks, I am functionally immortal.
>>78229639
I love this comic so much.
>>78229667
This. I have nothing to add.
>>78229821
Same.
Hit random, post gems.
>>78230456
I love their expressions of regret
All I have are cropped panels for reaction images.
I can just hear the NANI?!
>>78230753
This is the one I have saved on my computer. Kills me every time.
The last panel is from the POV of Harrison's coma
Why did I ask for my drink in a dribble glass??
This is definitely one of my favorites.
>>78230753
There's so many that are as good as this one, Nedroid is by far the best comic for consistency.
Anyone got the one where Harrison finds a guy who looks exactly like Beartato underground?
>>78230686
I tap on the sensor, that seems to do it.
>>78231195
Beartato's despair face is the best.
Does anyone have the comic where a reader asks how high Bearato can jump?
>>78231103
Found it.
Bump for more
Someone post the one where the bird admits he kidnapped the bear.
"But Reginald doesn't wear socks," someone said.
>>78231412
Thanks mane
>>78231498
>>78231228
>>78231677
deep
>>78231677
kek
There's always a couple that I have only seen once and don't remember.
>>78229639
Why is it that whenever a new Nedroid comes about, and I see it on /co/, and then I go to the site, it's not ever up on the site yet?
>>78232086
I gets pushed to the RSS feed before the main page on the website is updated, that's where I got it anyway.
http://nedroid.com/2015/12/sock-it-to-me/
>>78230591
>My name is Benny
kek
>>78231490
I forget. What joke was accidentally copied?
>>78232269
The 90's one - >>78231480
xkcd did it badly.
>>78232285
xkcd has jokes?
>>78231045
The last panel always gets me.
>>78232285
I thought it was one of Katie Tiedrich's
>>78231677
Does anyone know what the Chinese actually says?
>>78232001
I never noticed that the ghost of Xmas future is the robot that kills Reginald.
>>78232648
So you missed the entire joke.
>>78232648
I feel like an idiot now
>>78231339
classic Reginald
i don't think it would be as funny at all on its own as a joke, but his character is so well put together its incredible
>>78232598
不出热水, which is roughly "No go hot water", " don't go hot water" or "no hot water". Basically nonsense.
The other joke he made with Chinese though, made sense either by coincidence or deliberately.
>>78232001
One of my favourites
>>78232648
>>78232679
How do you people survive?
>>78232812
Which Ned comic do you relate to the most?
I mean besides the embarassing memories one, we all know that feel
>>78232882
I swear, I have terrifying moments of existential dread about shit like this all the time. Thinking about space is fucking horrifying.
Anybody have the one where Reginald remembers he's several years late for work?
>>78232968
>>78232995
Thank you!
>>78232332
Yeah, the artstyle.
>>78229639
Super Mega is better
Does /co/ like party cat?
This is one of my favorites.
>>78229639
>>78232740
Thanks.Other joke?
![2011-11-11-beartato-talktowomen[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uYVuwIj.png "2011-11-11-beartato-talktowomen[1].png")
>>78233685
This one. Pronounced kǒng, it means "fear" or "dread", and can fit in the strip, intentional or not.
>>78233768
Thanks again.
>>78232995
This one is bizarrely easy to relate to. I used to have a reoccurring nightmare about being years late for work. That happen to a lot of people?
>>78232959
>that one gif where it shows you earth relative to other planets, then the sun, then bigger stars, then galaxies, then bigger galaxies, then the vast expanse of space
I don't know how I didn't kill myself.
>>78234078
I don't know about the years late for work, but I've had nightmares about leaving a friend somewhere for years or getting left in the ocean for years.
>>78234137
Oh, fuck you for reminding me. I almost passed out looking at that. Started getting incredibly light-headed and suffered a severe sense of vertigo.
>>78234078
Not about work, but I do have recurring dreams about going to back to college and realizing that it's the last month and I haven't been to any of my classes all semester. Those fucking suck.
>>78234137
>that image that shows you the scale of earth compared to the solar system, then the local interstellar neighborhood, then the galaxy, local galactic group, supercluster, local superclusters, observable universe, thenjesus outside the observable universe saying "don't masturbate
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
LKSDHJAJKSDHAFAKJF. Nobody saw that.
>>78234137
What about that one gif that shows how the planets would look in the sky relative to how close they are to the Earth?
>>78234297
Well, it was a bit absurd
>>78234210
That is literally my reality.
Test in 9 hours, no sleep, never been to a lecture or looked at the material. And it's STEM.
I'll shitpost on /co/ for at least another two hours.
>>78234137
>>78234181
http://i.imgur.com/RbNdo.gif
>>78234333
God, it's making me dizzy just seeing the first few seconds.
>>78234333
Man, imagine living on a planet orbiting one of those darker stars, that'd be a nice view if unpleasant.
>>78234333
I can see the terrifying in it, but black holes freak me out so much more than this
>>78234407
What SHOULD be freaking you out is solar storms/flares.
A bad one of them could fry all the electronics on earth like the strongest EMP you can fathom.
And that doesn't mean no internet. It means food production is fucked. It means everything is fucked. It would be a return to the dark ages, and you'd probably die.
And it could easily happen.
>>78234612
Yeah, but at least some people could survive. What about a fucking gamma ray burst? We'd never even know it was coming. Just one minute everything on the entire planet would die of enormous fucking radiation poisoning.
Fuck me, I need to drink myself unconscious, I'm not going to sleep otherwise.
Jesus people here freak out about the stupidest things. The universe is unfathomably huge and you've got absolutely zero power over it or the power it contains - same goes for literally everything else in our solar system, so make your peace with it and live your life like everyone else. The only disappointment to be found in it is knowing you'll live your entire life without being able to experience any of what else is out there.
>>78234730
The apocalypse is probably worse than a sudden death. You'd never know. Like being aborted.
>>78234866
There's more disappointments than that. Ask your parents about what they envisioned for your future.
Stop shitposting, post more Nedroid.
>>78232959
>>78234137
Really? I think the vastness of space is pretty fucking neat. I'm not really bothered by the fact that we're minuscule and insignificant in comparison. The only thing I don't like about it is that we'll never (within a reasonable amount of time and without ftl travel) get to explore any planets beyond our solar system. The closet star to us is over 4 light years away (37,840,000,000,000 km), going at 17 km/s [1], it would still take us over 70,000 years to get there.
[1] http://io9.gizmodo.com/5786083/what-are-the-fastest-spacecrafts-ever-built
>>78233768
I prefer the video games edit
yfw stacy is mary cagle
>>78231451
>Rudy's mat
>>78234866
The problem is the size. Enormous things make uncomfortable.Insert obvious penis joke hereMostly because of envisioning the scale of it. It's hard to explain, but when I really contemplate the size of something huge - a mountain, an aircraft carrier, open pit mines, skyscrapers, etc. - I start thinking about everything involved. All the materials, all the resources, all the people, all the tectonic plate action, the time, everything. It sense me into a mental sensory-overload because I cannot process any of that on a meaningful level. And space? Space is fucking infinite. Every single big item on this planet that is uncomfortable to think about exists in an infinite number in the infinity of space. And that just makes me want to shut down.
>>78234911
Genius idea
>>78235058
Dammit, how are they all so good?!
>>78231045
I identify with this comic, recent-past me is such an asshole.
He never consider's my, or near-future me's feelings.
>>78235007
The problem is that you're trying to assign a scale to something beyond any scope in the first place. Mountains, cities, chasms, etc. all have a definable and comparable scale, but if something is infinite what's the point of trying to pinpoint a single object inside it in the first place, be it a person, planet, star, or galaxy? Shutting down simply for acknowledging reality exists is a personal mental flaw if anything - you are not a mountain, a city, a solar system; why try to process the data behind them and assign it a personal value?
>>78235106
Probably because updates are sporadic. I interpret this to mean that the author genuinely refuses to print unfunny strips.
Also, the almost-childish drawing style is expressive, yet compliments the humor well.
>>78231451
Do wish dragons grant wishes, or are they attracted to wishes?
Guys? I've had a thought. One that is going to cause a lot of anger, but I can't think of an explanation myself and I'm interested to know what other people think.
Why isn't Nedroid written off as lolrandumb? Let's face it, it is very random, and most of the humor comes from the absurdity of every strip. But that has never been a detriment. Why does it work so well with Nedroid, but it's usually a fatal crutch for most other things?
>>78230570
>>78230591
I would really like to have that jacket
>>78235191
Because lolrandumb isn't inherently bad.
>>78235148
I never said it wasn't a flaw. It's like any other phobia. Why are people afraid of snakes? You can come up with an explanation that works, but usually only within a very flawed framework. Same thing with me.
>>78235106
People aren't posting the mediocre ones.
>>78235191
It more or less comes from the execution of the idea.
And while it is made of random elements with recurring characters, it isn't as random as someone jutting in and saying something that is completely out of the field.
>>78235191
Because 'lolsorandom' involves introducing random and unrelated things into a situation, like screaming 'waffles' or some shit like that. A situation can be absurd without being a Nickelodeon tier sketch were people use 'pudding' as an expletive.
>>78235242
There are mediocre ones?
>>78235287
>>78235260
These are satisfying explanations.
I love that Nedroid is funny without relying on sex jokes and stuff like that. The innocence of the comic makes it really endearing.
>>78235332
I also love the background jokes.
>>78235368
I really need to get some colorful blobs for christmas day.
>>78235402
I'm out of Diet Neat.
Half the shock of regular Neat but with the same daily value of awe.
>>78235297
They're few and far between, but they exist.
This one's actually kinda mediocre
>>78235402
Everyone needs a little blob in their life.
>>78235436
Neat.
I think something about the lack of facial detail/expressions makes the jokes funnier. Same with the Habits comic.
>>78235560
Habits has some expressions. Going from totally moist to dusty desert in the Incubus comic, for example.
>>78235191
That's not random you fucking clown.
Nedroid usually sets up something somewhat predictable and then defies your expectations at the end with something absurd. The humor comes from the juxtaposition of the normal with the unexpected, like that's literally the basis of comedy.
Bad comedy comes from when the punchline doesn't even relate to the joke at all. The situation doesn't unexpectedly lead somewhere different, it just ends with someone saying "MOOSE XD". It's like putting a panel from a completely different comic where the punchline was supposed to go.
>>78235560
I think it can sometimes help by allowing you to interpret the emotions yourself.
Such as in >>78230753 the ever so slight deformation of Reginald's eye in the last panel makes him look concerned, which fits really well with the joke. I have no idea of that blob was intentionally made that way, but it still works well.
>>78235124
top jej
>>78235438
Some examples?
>>78235191
It's out there, but it's not really random. Most of the jokes follow a bizarre form of logic that can be reversed for irony
>>78235323
You know, you actually CAN --and often do-- run out of WiFi.
Wireless routers issue "tickets" to devices every time they try to connect, but eventually they run out of these tickets and nothing can connect anymore. But simply restarting the router generates more.
This is why unplugging and plugging a router back in usually fixes whatever problem you're having.
>>78236191
Wait, seriously? That's why that works? Holy shit, I have never realized there was a real explanation for that. I just always assumed the router needed a reboot because some internal process got stuck in a loop.
>>78236045
The only one I can think of in recent times is >>78231322. But you can find most of the mediocre comics in the really early stuff. (2006-2008).
>>78235617
>>78235746
I didn't mean to come off as 'no expressions' at all, just he lack of really seems to give it seems to add to it somehow. When the expressions do come into play, it works too. I really like it's mix rather than over the top expressions(which is also fine depending on it's execution).
>>78236192
>tfw alliterative name
Granted my last name's no "Farterburger," but having 3 W's in your first+last name sucks.
It's generally agreed this is what Regular Show should have been right?
>>78236895
Maybe? It really only works as a short-form comic
Hol' up, it's Nedroid One Piece time
>>78235124
oh god it hurts
>>78230753
this is my favorite
>>78234730
>What about a fucking gamma ray burst?
Maybe we'd get a Hulk or two out of it. Gotta look for that silver lining.
>>78237488
>Beartato's stupid smile
Beautiful.
>>78237488
So devious.
>>78235560
I don't know what it is, but Nedroid's cute yet very static/simple expressions make his stuff all the more funny.
>>78236238
>That's why that works?
Nope.
>>78237809
Ah. Shit, I need to research this.
More Party Cat.
>>78230834
Bees can do that.
Change "Becky" to"Ms. Becky"and you pretty much got me to a T
>>78238573
>at hist last birthday
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY REGIN
>>78238619
fucking gaslighting beartato
On mobile so can't post, but "give me the diamonds!"
>>78238841
I got you senpai.
>>78238841
NEVER!
Here's an appropriate one for the season.
>>78238905
no porn of Harrison?
>>78232740
I remember hearing it's not nonsense, but some kind of Chinese idiom. Might be wrong, though.
>>78235007
are you me? i once went to a dam when it was closed,on one side it was this huge ass lake on the other side it was 20 solid meters of concret structure, it made my back crawl
>>78239088
No, I just fucking get the perspective horror.
>>78239035
every character is too pure for porn
>>78239035
Is there of anyone from this comic?
>>78239123
>>78234385
Almost all of the stars are false colored. From our view they'd all look like glowing white hot balls.
>>78234078
I had a friend who suffered bronchitus when he was 17 while working at a local Mexican joint. They told him to take as much time off as he needed.
He showed up four years later and started working like nothing happened.
>>78239215
Well, that is true, however we can know the colours of distant objects using spectroscopy, so the colours aren't all entirely made up.
does anyone have any more nedroid/one piece strips?
>>78239156
Does this count, knowing what it's parodying?
>>78238905
>>78239420
>>78232882
>>78239525
>>78239549
thanks guys
>>78239651
Poor Gary.
>>78232882
This one, probably.
>>78239525
This is my favorite
Apoo had a hard life
Do you have the one where Law has a fridge full of hearts?
>>78239734
That one's my favorite
>>78239525
It's funny because he probably doesn't even need violins anymore. He'd just use his hair or something.
One of the many things I love about Nedroid is how Anthony does this thing where the first line is often self sufficient.
Sometimes it doesn't work, but most of the time it's incredible.
>>78240164
>>78240176
>>78240190
>>78240214
>>78240226
>>78240190
>>78240214
oh fuck these are good
>>78240256
GOddamnit, Harrison stop making these bets with Beartato, you should know better
>>78240256
>>78240271
I'm glad you agree, anon!
>>78240328
>>78240292
Harrison is a loose bet cannon.
>>78240374
>>78240390
>>78240390
>Tfw you phone only has 2 laserpixels of camera juice
>>78240396
Last one. I hope Nedroid one line becomes a thing.
>>78240390
this one's better than the original.
>>78240256
>>78240226
>>78240214
>>78240190
I fucking hate this /v/ cutting out the dialogue / last panel shit.
But motherfucker, I get what you're saying. These still work.
>>78234078
pretty much, but with school instead of work
>>78240506
I had no idea this was a thing on /v/. Can you give me an example?
Like once every 8-12 months I seem to go back and read a bunch of Nedroid, and I love it every time. I spent most of the day reading through Nedroid when I have a final in Friday, worth it though.
>>78240540
Oglaf. That's the one I know off. It's based on CAD from years ago. Just remove the final panel and cut all dialogue in the second panel. Panel length doesn't matter, just use those rules.
As long as I never visit Stromulov Beta
>>78240540
I think he's referring to taking away the punchline/context of the comic. Although I don't browse /v/ so I'm not entirely sure what, in particular, he's talking about. But what's being done to these nedroid comics seems having the first row contain a good enough punchline to be standalone.
>>78230686
I remember this comic every time the automatic devices in restrooms do not work properly.
>>78238567
Does anyone have the Over the Garden Wall edit of this?
>>78240540
It's just a general thing. Every time someone posts a webcomic, no matter how well it works as is, someone will think it's better with all the dialogue and half the panels removed. It doesn't matter if the dialogue is the punchline, or if the panels act as much needed establishing or beat panels.
>>78240671
Beartato waited
HE WAITED FOR YOU, REGINALD
>>78240617
gotcha right here
>>78240794
Thanks anon.
It's amazing how well some of these work with other things.
>>78240671
Somebody needs to make this into a Flash edit.
So this is basically Regular Show?
>>78235864
We will never see this side of Reginald's face ever again.
>>78240968
yes, if you're a retard who went "oh it's a bird and a small mammal" and decided that's all the similarity that is needed to classify it as "basically Regular Show"
you mongrel
I love the alt-text on this one.What did you dooooo
>>78234078
Yeah, For some reason I have reoccurring dreams about remembering/finding something Ive forgotten/lost, for the first one, its usually like a class that i forgot i signed up for and forgot for weeks, for the other one, its just some object I look for and have lost for a while, like right now its my watch and I dreamed i found it on my bed, though i think its in a box somewhere
>>78240933
>deathnote.png
>>78231490
>>78241062
This one would be well suited to a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. "blowout soon" mod.
I don't find this comic funny at all.
>>78241109
This was somewhat humorous, however.
Official best comics:
>Beartato let's not open presents right now.
>I do not require silverware.
>This anonymous mixtape will surely win Becky's heart!
Who would you cast to for the voices of Reginald and Beartato in an animated series?
>>78241813
Reginald is Mordecai and Beartato is a medium-pitch Spongebob in my head.
>>78241813
Reg - Elijah Wood
Beartato - Patton Oswalt
