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>charlie brown spends the entire movie trying to get the little red haired girl to notice him
>meanwhile, peppermint patty constantly flirts with him, but he doesn't notice or care
how can he be so blind, guys?
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>>78222681
I'm pretty sure we've all done that at some point

Girl you like is way passed your league. Girl that likes you is right there but you don't notice or care
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He thinks she's fucking with him because Charlie doesn't speak tsundere.
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Patty is the such a babe. He probably doesn't notice because of his lack of self-confidence so he lusts after the unobtainable because even he deep down inside knows he can't get her.
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>>78222681
She's a filthy souless ginger
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>>78222741
She's giving him till high school to get the idea. Then Patty and Marcie will have their way with him.
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>>78222681
The same thing happened to you as a kid.

Like >>78222721 said, it's likely happened to all of us.
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>>78223485
Did you know that your Son is also the Leader of the Institute, and that you have to kill him or nuke the Commonwealth?
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>>78223485
faggot
i already knew long before
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>>78223485
>>78223529
Seriously though, I hate how they ret-conned the whole Vader thing with Anakin being mind-controlled by Palpatine.

It kinda ruined 1-6 for me.
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>>78222681
I thought she was a dyke
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>>78223621
>I thought she was a dyke

You never actually watched the Peanuts. She *and* Marcie both had the hots for Charlie Brown.

The "they're lesbians" joke is based on the idea that since Charlie Brown never gave either of them any play, that they would eventually swear off men altogether, and just end up together- since Patty is already a Tomboy and Marcie tends to go along with whatever she does.

Then Family Guy made a joke about it, which is how most people under the age of twenty-something came to know Pepperming Patty, since the only thing they know about Charlie Brown is the Christmas Special.
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>>78223621
>I have no previous experience with the franchise
Stop watching family guy and maybe you'd be less off base then, loser
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>>78223621
the messy hair and sandals means she's a beatnik, a context you couldn't be expected to catch fifty years later.
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>>78223621
that's Marcie
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>>78223849
Marcie's even more thirsty for Chuck's chuck than she is.
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>>78223485
You god-damned motherfucker.
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>>78222724
I don't think its that in Patty's case. Like Chuck, Patty is very insecure, but where Charlie Brown is introverted she's an extrovert and covers for her issues with bluster and trying to be one of the boys. As far as Charlie Brown's aware, she's like Linus - a pal who really likes sports but probably won't inevitably betray him like Lucy.

Its also continuing the themes of unrequited love throughout Peanuts. Lucy has a thing for Schroeder, Sally is infatuated with Linus, Charlie Brown has the Little Red Haried Girl.
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He knows he'd just be her beard and she'd be thinking about Marcy every time they kissed.
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Tfw Charlie and Peppermint Patty will never hook up and have a bedsheets scene where she asks Charlie "Am I ugly, Chuck?" and he responds "You're beautiful." while kissing and wiping her tears away.
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>>78224282

>that strip

Christ, a lot of Peanuts is just kids talking about how unfair the world is, and other kids telling them to deal with it.

>Linus: Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?
>Charlie Brown: What's that?
>Linus: The world didn't come to an end.
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>>78224311
Yes they will SHUT UP
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>>78222721
I'm so sorry, Milly.
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>>78224727

I imagine at some point SOMEONE will hit Charlie Brown with the clue bat that both Marcie and Patty like him. It's not like they're even vaguely subtle. Charlie Brown just would never think about it because he has the self-esteem of a garbage can.
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>>78222681
He's a bald kid with just one hair in his fuckin head, why should he lower his standards?
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This sort of thing happened to me all the time.

It's a self-esteem issue, I think.

I didn't get laid until college, when the girl I sat next to in bio-chem passed me a note that invited me up to her dorm.
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>>78222895
>>78224739

What was the name of the girl who wanted you, but you never noticed at the time /co/?

Hannah
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>>78224739
She's probably well-developed, well passed your league and very well doesn't have to be bothered with you anymore
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>>78224692
>Christ, a lot of Peanuts is just kids talking about how unfair the world is, and other kids telling them to deal with it.

That's probably the most realistic viewpoint to have. Yeah, life's unfair, so what? You can either sit and complain about it or you can go out and do something about it.
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>>78225703
Jennifer.
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>>78224692

>Peanuts is just kids talking about how unfair the world is, and other kids telling them to deal with it.

Jewish Life the comic.
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>>78226076
>Lucy only charges 5 cents
Not jewish enough.
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>>78223698
...wow, such projecting, lol
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Unsure if this has been mentioned already, given haven't been in previous threads for this as I didn't watch it until the preview screenings started in the UK.

The general premise of this movie seems to be loosely similar to You're In Love, Charlie Brown, which is a comforting realisation to counter how unusually successful the ending was.
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>>78228922
Burgerland's had the movie for almost two months, don't think you really need the spoilers there Bongfriend.
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>>78222721
I've only liked one girl and she stalked me for a week before I realized she liked me too. Although there was another girl who liked me and I didn't know until she told me after I was already dating the other girl. I thought she was a lesbian. And before that I briefly thought she was a boy.
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>>78223621
fun fact: she has been often been voiced by boys. PEPPERMINT PATTY CONFIRMED FOR TRANS
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>>78222721
Sam
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>>78222721
>implying any girl has ever liked me
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>>78225703
Cintia.
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>>78224282
All this time, I thought Charlie Brown was Shinji and Lucy was Asuka. I know see that Peppermint Patty is Asuka.
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>>78222721
i had one girl talk to me a few times because none other would, that's it

even being the awkward mess i was back then i could tell it was out of pity
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>>78225703

Carina

"The beautiful"
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>>78222721
In high school a girl who mostly dates cool guys and jocks told me she liked me in elementary school.
I can do literally nothing with that information now.
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>>78229674
her timing sucks
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>>78223529
Nigga that isn't even true.

He dies in every ending, if you side with institute, he succumbs to cancer. If you side with any of the other three factions, he dies when you blow up the institute. You never "nuke the commonwealth"
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>>78229674
Hey anon, you could've gotten in shape during those 4 summer breaks.
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>>78225703
Maria

She even asked me out, but i sperged and told her i was busy.
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>>78229780
She'd already started the overly dramatic portion of her life anyway. In retrospect I may have dodged a bullet.
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nobody wants to fuck a boy dressed like a girl
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>>78222681
Maybe Charlie Brown doesn't want to be with an ugly lesbian-looking ginger?
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>>78225703
I've honestly forgotten her name now
Then again, she had a problem with her back and drew furry porn in class, so
I dunno, could have gone either way I guess
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>>78230231
where do you think you are?
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>>78224311
>>78224282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umgww9sMJCY
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>>78222721
>tfw my ex gf in high school was very clearly into one of my friends
>he was so beta he had no idea
>never tell him until we graduate
>"FUCK"
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>>78223696
Family Guy and Robot Chicken both act like this is the height of comedy. "Peppermint Patty, Marcie, and Velma are lesbians! Get it?" And that's the entire joke.
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>>78225703
I don't remember. It was way back in second and third grade. I'm like 30 now.

The first girl was someone who constantly gave me wet willies all the time despite my protests. She was taller than me (I'm very short IRL and was always the shortest kid in school) and would always sit next to me on the school bus. I started ignoring her because I was too immature to understand attraction and I genuinely hated her because of her inclination towards wet willies. I remember her calling me cute and always clinging to me.

The girl from third grade was probably a tsundere case. She constantly made fun of me and would try to twist my words to make me sound like a loser. I never did anything to this girl, so I had no idea what instigated her taunts when I was a kid. Eventually, I put up an emotionless affect to deny her satisfaction in her teases and she lost interest in me shortly after. I figure she actually liked me but didn't know how to express it and probably didn't feel comfortable doing it in public with others around. Of course, this is all in hindsight now.

I really wish I was smarter as a kid and could've realized what was happening instead of being a crybaby sperg. Probably would've helped my social skills and prevented me from wasting my life on girls who did nothing but drain me of all my emotion and money.

I just wish I could remember their names and look them up just to see what they look like now and what's happening in their lives.
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>>78222721
Nah I was always an ugly creep.
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>>78225703

Stephanie
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>>78224282
I... I would love her
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>>78222721
Pretty sure at this point in our adult lives, this shouldn't matter to anyone. You in no way should have feels or regrets, move on.
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>>78225602
Prosit
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>>78222721
>tfw didn't go to prom and after graduating a qt classmate tells me she almost asked me to go.
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The Peanuts movie was well done, but it really operates under the idea you have never EVER seen a Peanuts strip or cartoon before. I guess what they were going for was a Peanuts movie that could sit right alongside any of the classic 2D ones and not be out of place.

It succeeded, imo, but yeah, the whole thing was basically "This is all new to you, right?".

Also, I lol'd heartily when they chose book report buddies.

>Chuck pulls out card
>It's for the Little Red Haired Girl
>Doesn't call her by her name (that he should now know by reading the card) and instead calls her Little Red Haired girl.

I "lolwut"'d and giggled like an idiot for that part. I am going to have to assume her in-canon name is Little Red Haired Girl, and that was what was written on the note.
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>>78223696
Actually the lesbian thing is due to Marcie. The character was based off of real life lesbian Billie Jean Williams (who was a close friend of Schulz) and the character's interaction with PP being misinterpreted with a context of Slave/Master dynamic, due to Marcie constantly calling PP "sir".

The "sir" thing was due to the fact that Marcie was introduced as being YOUNGER than Peppermint Patty and being an over the tip sign of respect for elders, due to Marcie and PP first meeting at summer camp and PP ending up taking a "big sister" role with Marcie, who she was assigned as a bunk mate.

Similarly, Marcie originally conceived as being like Sally: dumb as shit. This is heavily reflected in the early Peanuts cartoons featuring Marcie. Schulz however decided around the late 70s, that Marcie being borderline retarded was no fun and started writing her as a super genius so she could be a foil for the "so fucking dumb, she thinks Snoopy is a human being" PP.
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>>78231452
Kids of millenials don't know Peanuts.

He was probably too beta to call her by name.
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>>78230792
>I just wish I could remember their names and look them up just to see what they look like now and what's happening in their lives.

You're probably better off not being able to.
There was a guy I bullied all the time in grade school, and I remembered his name a decade later. I looked him up and found him on DeviantArt. Which was probably a mistake.

I haven't dared do anything beyond that.

Jesus Christ, Cole, I wish you'd turned out better and proved me wrong.
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>>78231464
So in Japan she calls her sempai?
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>>78230630
>>78231365

>/co/ - My Blog
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>>78222721
Don't remind me

I thought she was still a lesbian...
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>>78231452
Her canon name is Heather Wold, first name from the old specials, last name from the actual redhead Schulz was thirsty for.
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>>78225703
I never had this

In elementary school i had a crush on a girl and she had a crush on me back, we hung out once in a while but i moved and it never really went anywhere

I was a cunt in middle school so no girls really bothered with me and i never bothered with them

By high school I was more interested in guys than with girls, i think there was one chick who still liked me (i was closeted) but we had literally never spoken before and high school being high school i figured it was just a shitty adolescent crush that wouldn't last long, so it wasnt worth breaking the news that i liked dicks just to get her to move on, and I was right and by the next year she hooked up with someone else anyway

My only regret in this sense is not hitting it off with another gay kid who came out and got ribbed for it, because senior year he went full Neville Longbottom but hooked up with some gross looking spic kid
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>>78231715
Good to know.
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>>78225703
I'm sorry I forgot her name
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>>78222721
>that feeling when you got with the girl who had a huge crush on you at school who you used to go to for relationship advice all the time for.
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>>78232399
All my friends did that, and I was the one in the group who had never dated anyone.
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>>78231452
>"This is all new to you, right?"
That's the point as it's not only meant to appeal to the adults who grew up with it but to introduce it to the new generation as well.
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>>78229259

What?
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>>78222681
This is real life.
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>>78223571
>"ruined" 1-3
I know how you feel, man. The other day I threw up into the toilet, but I forgot to flush first, so now the shit I took there earlier that day is ruined.
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/co/ - will we ever have another Peanuts product that captures the existential, cutting humor of the comic's first 15-20 years?
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>>78222721
>Girl and I know each other since Middle School
>Just didn't click with her, though she was very friend. Probably because I was 13-years-old and, like most 13-year-olds, an idiot
>We grow closer throughout high school
>Begin noticing parts of her feature and personality I hadn't before
>Start developing a crush on her
>Tell her
>She turns me down, saying she had a crush on me before, but got over it and can't develop them again
>mfw
I mean...she's still one of my closest friends but damn it. Just...
Damn. It.
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>>78224692
There's a reason why Schultz was called "the youngest existentialist' early in his career and why the comic, originally, had a strong following among university intellectuals.

It's been neutered over the years, but Peanuts had a hell of a back bone and could be bitterly funny at times.
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>>78233206
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>>78232624
god damn.
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Why does /co/ feel responsible for not loving someone back? It's okay to admit you don't have feelings for someone that has said feelings for you. Why do you think whoever you liked didn't like you back?

It's life, there's no need to torment yourself over it.
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>>78233552
Patty is a nice girl, that deserves love, and nobody wants to see her heart broken.
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>>78225703
Mortenia
Tennie was fuckin weird though, and she developed into like...the human equivalent of Tharja minus all the charm and plus 400 lbs.
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>>78233582
You can't force love, anon.
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>>78222721
I had this. I only noticed her after my ex and I broke it off. She was there to console me. We got together later on and we're still going strong today.

Notice her, guys. You'll regret it otherwise.
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>>78222681
Wait...the ginger is a girl?????????
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>>78225703
Katie
Then a different Katie
Then, later still, another Katie

I don't know why I attracted Katies
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>>78222681
>>78222721
This. The worst part is the she turned out hot. I'm sorry Sandy. I was a dumb little 6th grader.
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>>78225703

Several black girls throughout Juniour high and highschool.


These days
Im one of those guys that women aren't really into until we've hung out awhile.

Its sort of the opposite of the friend zone.
I think its because I'm terrified of intimacy/vulnerability and have a tendency to put up a smarmy front.

When I let women in they like me for whatever reason.
Which means we have to stop hanging out immediately. Because self sabotage.
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>>78225703
Nobody. I literally can't attract anybody.
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>>78229310
shit man, I want to see fan art of that now.
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>>78234098
this story is fake anyway, but you have to look out for your own happiness because no one else will.
If his lingering feelings for her were serious, he would have done something about it by now.
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>>78225703
How should I know?
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>>78231549
Yes, actually.
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>>78225703
This happened to me in a very odd way. An old classmate of mine from grade/middle school attempted to hook me up with one of her friends. Long story short I wasn't really interested and she seemed desperate to be with nobody-in-particular. I (comparatively) played it cool and said that I was asexual (way before tumblr asexuals were a thing) and she full on spilled her spaghetti by "accidentally" sending me an IM that was supposed to go to our mutual friend/acquaintance. This was the only time any girl had shown any overt interest in me. Frankly, I'm pretty ok with the overall outcome.
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>>78233206
>she's still one of my closest friends
That would make things weird. If you're proper over her that's fine but if you aren't that's super weird.
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>>78234098
>giving a fuck about someone who isn't even your friend any more
>being under aged
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>>78230581
>Linus tries to move in on the emotionally vulnerable girl
>Gets cockblocked by Marcie
>"Never take a summer romance seriously"

I kek'd
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>>78223571

Palpatine didn't use mind control. Anakin was already a strong Dark Side candidate to start with. Other Jedi treating him like shit didn't help.

It's really no more mind control than goading the Separatists into assaulting the Old Republic was.
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I've never had the experience of being liked by a girl and regretting not asking her out. I've always been on the other end. It's like I get how friends act and I get how people in relationships act, but I have no idea how one could transition into the other. I feel like I'm going to be alone forever.
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>>78224292

Of for Christ's sake, they're like 10 years old.
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>>78234556

I'm not that guy, but fuck you. Love is hard. Leaving someone you love is harder, even when you know that you're better off without them.
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>>78233637
People do so all the time.
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>>78234745
>I have no idea how one could transition into the other.
I understand you perfectly anon. I tried a transition once but I was a little too eager with the landing (it was surprisingly good until then). She chose another guy, he was a loser, she came back and I in my youthful pride told her to take her flirting and fuck off.
I saw her around a couple years ago. For someone who I got on with so well it was weird how business like we were or perhaps it was weird that we spoke casually at all. I didn't end nicely as I mentioned.
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>>78224692

That episode fucking pissed me off so fucking much.

CHarlie Brown came in 2nd place. SECOND. Out of the whole fucking COUNTRY. He sure as Hell made it a Hell of a lot farther than anyone in his school did.

And they have the GAWDALMIGHTY FUCKING NERVE to treat Charlie Brown like shit, even though he succeeded where NONE of them did. Where do THEY get the fucking right to judge him so hardhlyu?

If any school deserves a homicidal rampage that makes Columbine look like a mere slap on the wrist, it would be Charlie Brown's
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>>78231464

Marcie tended to come across as autistic. While intellectually superior to Patty, she took stuff incredibly literally. Watch the Easter Beagle special for the clear examples

Patty on the other hand was academically dumb as a post, but could at least grasp common sense stuff like figures of speech
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>>78231715

Patty and Franklin were also given last names in the specials.
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>>78225703
Sam
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>>78225703
crystal
katie
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>>78222681

Chanthanaly.

Now I fear I will die alone
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>>78236976
>Chanthanaly.
What the fuck kind of name is that? I can't even place where it would come from
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>>78222681
Not the only guy to miss the obvious affection. :-P

Besides, I think Patty was just trying to appear cool rather than flirty.
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>>78222681
How familiar are you with the comic strip?

I haven't seen the movie, so I can't say how loyal it is, but it's implied in the strip that he's aware of her crush on him, and he doesn't feel the same way and doesn't want to hurt her feelings. I can't fully blame him, as Peppermint Patty can be an unbelievably obnoxious bitch towards him despite her feelings, and doesn't have a great capacity to be considerate towards how others feel.

Now ignoring Marcie's crush on him, that's something that's less forgivable.
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>>78222681
>Patty is constantly called sir by close friend

Charlie's not into transsexuals
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>>78233318

I think he wants love, not just sex.
That whole "rape her until she suddenly loves it, typically shown via heart pupils" only happens in lame doujinshis.
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>>78237427
>he's aware of her crush on him
I don't recall that being the case. I recall Chuck's self esteem being so low that when told a girl likes him, he wonders why anyone would like him and just assumes there's no truth to it. I don't think Chuck has ever considered anything beyond either getting the Little Red Haired Girl, or dying alone.
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>>78237806
Who put the paprika in your vagisil?
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>>78235056
If it makes you feel better, Charlie Brown most likely won a couple thousand dollars and a college scholarship of SOME kind. As well as a free dictionary. That's not counting any cash prizes on the county or state level, which would most likely be another $300 or even $500+.

Sure, he didn't win the Spelling Bee, but what he did achieve is great enough on its own. And I'd put up with a little ribbing to accomplish something like that, especially with that nice a reward.
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>>78232591
I was gonna say that!
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>>78222721
>had supportive friend like this
>play vidya, go laser tag, kid stuff
>always there as my supportive friend
>after rejected again, shes supporting me and i get that feeling that she's like THAT girl
>start developing attraction
>ask her about it

>no
>not only no but hell no
>shes grossed out i even ask
>drops the AIM we were chatting in
>avoided me at school
>eventually said she felt like i had tricked her with friendship and she wouldnt hear me apologize and told me never to talk to her again
Happy endings don't happen
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>>78225703
Samantha

she was a lot like Tomoko, probably dodged a bullet there
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>>78237077
India? Laos? Thailand? Cambodia? Burma/Myanmar?
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>>78238697
That girl had some serious issues.You dodged a bullet.
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>>78225703
Amelia
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>>78225703
>implying I've ever been wanted by anyone.
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>>78238697
>Happy endings don't happen
Nah, they do. Just not for everyone though.

Sometimes life's unfair that way, but you just got to keep on keeping on and doing your best and maybe something good will come your way.

That's kinda what the Peanuts whole deal is.
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>>78223740
That's damn sad. It's not like the Iron Giant's Dean is the only beatnik character the last 25 years, right? Right?
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>>78231524
He probably turned out poorly in part due to bullying.
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>>78225703
Honey.

She was German. AND goth.
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>>78222721
Jesus anon, you didn't have to be so right. What's worse going on Facebook, seeing how beautiful she is now, and that's she's in a relationship.

Fuck this, time to indulge in my latent alcoholism and stop the feels.
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>>78225703
I don't remember her name, but I want to say Katie. She was a fat goth girl with too many body piercings from freshman year in college. I ignored her advances because 1: She already had a boyfriend and 2: eeeew tongue piercing.

Looking back on it, she wanted me real bad.

I regret nothing.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/6289128
Let's settle this.
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>>78222721
How was I supossed to know she wanted me to make a move? We were just holding hands on a bed while her leg was resting on top of mine and the lights were out.
RRRREEEEEEEE
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>>78240187
>http://www.strawpoll.me/6289128
I gotta go old school cuz no one else will.
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>>78224692
I liked Mafalda but then I noticed that it was literally Peanuts on every sense.
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>>78224739
I'm sorry Katia, Kathia and Cathya.
Not fucking kidding.
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>>78240187
Voted Peppermint Patty, but I gotta say I like what they did with the Little Red Haired Girl in the movie.
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>>78232624
Wait, what?
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>>78222721
I'm sorry, Jackie.

I'm not sorry, Janice. I just really, really wanted Larissa, but you fucking set her up a week before I was going to ask her you pig face and bodied cunt.
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>>78222721

>tfw never been with a girl
>tfw sunk into such deep depths of sad virginity that something snapped in my psyche, and now I feel nothing in that regard
>tfw not even gay
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>>78240463
Are you a wizard?
I am.
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>You will never cuddle up close to Peppermint Patty, kiss her on the ear and whisper, "poor sweet baby."
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>>78222721

I can definitely agree on the first bit. I seriously doubt any girl has ever been waiting for me, though.
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>>78222721
Fuck you.
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>>78240883
Anon. Charlie Brown is the one who wants someone to call him that. Patty doesn't get the appeal, but she's willing to placate him with it in song. But sh
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>>78222721
>Im sorry i told you that i liked someone else.
But then i found out you were Bi
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>>78222681
https://youtu.be/eGopQvlMDnY
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>>78241022
While you're not wrong. I think she'd understand the appeal if it happened at a time like >>78224282 and of course she would always reciprocate.
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>>78222721
I'm glad I didn't notice if someone did end up liking me in high school. I was going through a rough time in my life. I was honestly more worried about keeping my job and helping my single parent pay for rent or food. No one knew I was below the poverty line and I didn't want anyone to know. No one likes hanging out with the poor kids.
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>>78238697
girl sounds like both an idiot and a bitch, probably for the best that happened
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>>78222721

yeah. I was 11 years old. Girl liked me, wrote me a letter. But I was after the girl everyone else was after.

10 years later, the first girl has become a slut and a huge bitch. I wonder what would have happened if she became my girlfriend. I like to think that I would have set her straight, but I know that would have been impossible, we're on a path since childhood
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>>78222681

Look OP, Charles is fun for experimentation and play and all, but ultimately, Patty and Marcie are in a 24/7 lesbo BDSM relationship with each other. Unless Chuck is up for some polyamory, that's as far as it can go. That's why.

Not that I can see any good reason for not wanting to be in a F/M/F relationship or anything.
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>>78242075
The worst of memeship trash.
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>>78230792

Tsundere girls are the fucking worst. I have had a few on my life, they kill any kind of attraction you could feel for them with their shitty attitude. You learn their real feelings after other people most of the time.
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>>78225703
None.

Literally nobody has ever crushed on me except a dude and I'm straight.

So it wasn't a not notice thing, it was a literally not compatible thing.

I was the romantic equivalent of an Untouchable for the entirety of my adolescence and don't meet new people now.
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>>78222721
Erika. Girl was way out of my league and I purposely put myself in the friend-zone before she did. Didn't know til a year afterwards that she had a thing for me... fuck, I can't imagine what my self-esteem looked like in High School.
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>>78242075
Ebin :^)
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I didn't want a relationship with anyone while I was in high school. As far as I was concerned, they were pestering me and I didn't like it one bit.
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>>78223529
Did you know that John Boyega is Harrison Ford's son?
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>>78222724
>Patty
>tsundere
Isn't she Kuudere?
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>>78243702
She isn't either honestly
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>>78231452
I didn't really have a problem being as a sort of introduction to peanuts, since it's for kids as well. It does a damn good job at being one too.
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>>78222721
Four times. Live and learn.
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This reminds me of sixth grade when one of the cutest girls in my class actually liked me. Problem was that I was totally oblivious to it because I was fairly average. I didn't comprehend a girl like her could express an interest in me. Turns out some of the girls liked how I was this kind fun-loving guy who got involved in school activities.

Problem 2 was that she was Latina. A Venezuelan/Hungarian mix from what I recall. At the time, I was only interested in white girls. I was such a dumbass back then.

Anyone else had this problem where a girl from another race was attracted to you, but you didn't pick up because your conception of beauty was on your own race?
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Only girl I recall liking me was a pretty girl that was used to receiving special treatment from everybody and liked me because I didn't treat her any different.

She let "slip" to a friend that she liked me, but wouldn't ask me out because I was never in a relationship before I was 14yo and didn't want me "falling in love".

I think she just lacked girl balls to ask me out. I was sure discouraged.
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>>78222721
>never had a female friend in school, like literally never, closest thig was group members in college
sad part is I can't even relate to this sadnes you guys are having
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>>78245710
Anon, chances are that plenty of girls liked you. Even if they wouldn't admit.
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>>78222721
alex
her name was alex
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>>78222721
>Girl you like is way passed your league. Girl that likes you is right there but you don't notice or care
Joke's on you, the moment I hit puberty NO girl had interest in me.
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>>78222721
Sandra. Latina, red hair, firey personality that rushed to my defense when I was getting bullied, because I often did the same for her.

tfw my fetish now is firey redheads, with an affinity for Latinas
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>>78225703

Well, there was Chanel. That was a mutual crush, and we were friends until the next school year came and we were in different classes. Rarely saw each other after that.

Then there was Hannah, a much deeper mutual crush, and my best friend... Until she moved away, to god knows where. Never heard from her again.

Then there was my five female friends April, Marie, Kara, Libby, and Anna. All of which were friends with each other and myself, and all of whom had crushes on me. Of course, I didn't know it at the time. But maybe that's for the best. Could have lead to awkward orgies.

It didn't matter anyway, I had a crush on a bitch named Stephanie at that time anyway. I think she kind of liked me back, but she was too tsundere, with emphasis on the tsun. I think her best friend liked me a little too.

Stephanie moved and I switched schools, so I never saw any of them again. Actually, I did meet up with April as an adult. It was kind of awkward, and the spark wasn't there. But on the bright side, it did make my current best friend jealous enough to make her realize she wanted to be with me, which is fine with me as I've been after he for years.

There was also one other girl who I had a crush on, who was sort of tsundere, but it was mostly a cover for her inferiority complex. There may have been something between us, but she'd never admit it, and she mostly liked girls anyway... Or at least, one girl in particular. Anyhow, that friendship ended when she disappeared. No goodbyes, just gone. But she'd been drifting away for about a year before it happened, so it shouldn't have come as a shock. Still hurt though. She was my second best friend.

Marie became a nurse, April moves around a lot, and Libby, Kara, and Anna all got knocked up. I don't know about Stephanie, besides that she grew hot.

Overall I feel things worked out for the best.
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>>78222721
Yea, I remember the girl

She was a 300 pound hambeast who turned lesbo when I rejected her.
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>>78245852
jump off a bridge.
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>>78222721
So this is a common thing among us betas then, damn we are all really one big stereotype
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>>78231784
Is your name Mark?
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>>78245769
She's probably getting bullied by some Chad's dick as we post, Anon.
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>>78225703
Katherine or "Kat" as I called her.

She had a crush on me for a while but I also had a crush on someone else who turned out to be an unlikeable birch soon after.
I kinda noticed that she was starting to warm up to me but I was too much of an autist that I wasn't sure if she actually liked me.
But she confessed that she liked me and that she was moving a couple weeks later as well.
And like a sperg I didn't know what to say.
But we hugged goodbye. And I can't stop thinking about it.
This was in middle school btw. (8th grade, iirc)
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>>78248404
>unlikeable birch

At least you're not Anthony Burch
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>>78222681
told you she wasn't lesbian /co/
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>>78247726
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>>78248778
And she no longer wants you to try to rescue her
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>>78248860
Anon plz
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>>78248960
Sorry, it was just too easy.

Because I know these feels. I think about them too much. I'm an angry boy who picks on other people on the internet to make himself feel better.
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Just saw this and Krampus last night. Surprised at how much I liked The Peanuts movie, and i'm glad Charlie Brown did win for once, but it still irked me seeing the little red headed girl. Animation was surprisingly great too.
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>>78240284

>Saitama_s_relationship_with_Fubuki.jpg
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>>78235056
>so hardhlyu
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>>78222721
>girl I liked finally agreed to be my girlfriend, it just didn't work out, we broke up messy

>gave the girl that liked me a chance as a rebound, we ended up dating for 2 years, happiest days of my life

Sure she was a 14yo scrawny pale ginger spergy prude a little too into The Beatles and Green Lantern, and a stepdown from the girl before, but I couldn't have been happier
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>>78249307
I knew she liked him.
Other anons would tell me no, but I knew.
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>>78225703
Jodi
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>>78225703
Megan.

>"Have you ever kissed anyone before, Anon?"
>I just give her a spergy look and shuffle away
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>>78225703
>>78222721
See that's where most people fuck up on, you never do the chasing. You get them running after you.
But for me I've always seem to get younger girls to chase after me despite having a thing for older girls.
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>>78222721
I fucked up summer.
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>>78249643
>14yo scrawny pale ginger spergy prude a little too into The Beatles and Green Lantern
If that's a step down I'd love to see the literal angel you were dating before.
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>>78249766
Saitama doesn't understand all this people entering his life. She needs to be clear that she likes him.

The fact that he's so dense is the sole reason for him to start in the C class.
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>>78225703
Anne-Cécile.
I had a crush on her but deluded myself into thinking that she was fucking with me/being nice out of courtesy.
Looking back now i feel so stupid.
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>>78250736
>The fact that he's so dense is the sole reason for him to start in the C class.
That's true. I wasn't expecting him to notice her, I just thought that she liked him. Up until recently there wasn't real proof though.
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>>78234785
Love is easy, idiot's make it hard. Usually by excusing themselves of personal faults.

Like not accepting reality.
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>>78225703
Megan, at least at the time. Now that she's been indoctrinated into the Tumblr cult, it's Morgan. As bad as it makes me feel to say this, I dodged one helluva bullet.
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>>78225703
There was Charlotte for sure. She clearly liked me to the point she flat out said it once. I didn't feel the same way back though.

And in hindsight, Becky clearly made a move at one point.

Ah fuck, I can think of a moment where Lauren showed some clear signs of interest. That one I would have actually gone for for sure, as she was my type.

And I don't know if it's just because I sat next to them, but both Amy and Katie seemed way more flirty than the girls I actually hung out with.

And then there was Sarah as an unconfirmed but highly likely case...


The girl I had a crush on instead ended up being a lesbian incidentally.

Ha ha. Man, young me was pretty fucking dumb.
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>>78250559
Well for one she was my own age, 16, so she was taller and had pretty decent TnA going on. For two she was part of the "cool kids", so she took better care of herself, dressed better, had a wider social circle, her house was nicer and she was the played on the volleyball team.

Also she looked and behaved like a realistic Starfire, from the cartoon.
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>>78225703
Vanessa, would have been a good lay but jesus christ was she annoying
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>>78230581
LOOK OUT EVERYBODY. LUCY'S FUCKING HUGE!
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>>78245595
Not quickly enough apparently
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>>78254730
It could have been four girls all at once. That's what happened to me.
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>>78249307
This isn't in the real manga so it's not canon.
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>>78222721

>tfw at university
>spend my first year pursuing this hot egyptian girl who is out of my league and bisexual and has a bunch of people who want her
>she ends up becomign closer to this slut I'm friends with who bangs everybody and just seeing me as a friend/brother
>over the summer I start working out and getting swole because I'm sick of not getting girls and I think that maybe if I'm /fit/ she'll be into me
>Return pretty buff in my second year, everyone takes notice
>She's still unattracted to me
>However girls have begun to show a lot more interest in me than before and there's this one less attractive but more likable girl who's super in to me and who never makes me feel like I'm doing all the work in trying to keep our relationship going
>Decide to leave the oneitis bullshit behind and focus on this girl

Haven't looked back since.

Also, as a side note, get /fit/. Seriously. I'm no stud, but just getting some muscle on me has pretty much taken me from 2/10 wouldn't bang to a viable option to some girls.
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>>78222721
I more or less experienced the opposite when I was like 14.

>hot girl is way out of my league
>other people say she likes me
>don't believe them
>holy shit she's way beyond me
>must be some kind of joke
>stop talking nonsense guys
>seriously
>girl I like is more the girl-next-door type
>try to flirt with her all the time
>nothing
>eventually ask her out
>she isn't interested in me
>she eventually hooks up with some chad
>last thing I heard they were engaged
>what the fuck
>years later I happen to talk to a classmate who was the hot girl's best friend
>reminisce about highschool for a bit
>I find out hot girl was -really- into me
>I actually made a her cry over me without even realising it
>she never talked to me because she thought I was ignoring her on purpose
>mfw
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>>78240305
>white blondes
>in brazil
wut
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>>78222721
Probably not. I made sure not to be noticed by almost anyone. I don't even have any friends irl anymore. I'm too much of a coward with no redeeming qualities to ever believe such a thing.
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>>78255821
Didn't a bunch of Nazis go there to hide after the war?
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>>78255368
Ouch. It happened to me when I was in the high school too. Worst, it happened two times, which make me feel two times an idiot.
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>>78225703
Some dark skinned Indio who chased after me in early elementary. Then we went to a school skating ring and she realized what a fucking bore I was and left me alone.

Been a loner or fifth wheel friend since then.
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>>78254016
>Also she looked and behaved like a realistic Starfire, from the cartoon.
meaning what?
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>>78222681
it's happened to best of us, i firmly cringe looking back at all the chances for a gf that i had
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>>78225703
Soleiby, but maybe it was in my head we were pretty close
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>>78256263
Happy, optimistic and energetic without being borderline retarded. Tall, athletic, brown instead of orange, green eyes, black hair instead or red.
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>>78225703
I have no idea, the closest I came to have an hunch was:
>"Anon, do you think it should be on the girl or the guy to make the first move?"
>"That's bullshit."
Outside of that one exchange nothing ever happened.
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>>78255973
That's Argentina, anon
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>>78255821
>>78255973
Mafalda is from Argentina.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHARLIE BROWN VN?!
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>>78222721
SELINA, I SHOULD'VE TAKEN YOU TO PROM WHEN YOU MADE THE OFFER!
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>>78258519
>every choice leads to a bad end
>several times by chapter
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>>78222721
>>78234997
>>78234745
>Genuinly charming and funny.
>One of the smartest teenagers in my high school, and literally years of knowlege ahead of my peers in elementary school because I was groomed since birth to make it into college.
>Fairly handsome. Not chiseled and ripped, but adorable and boyish.
>tfw every year it felt like someone new wanted to be in a relationship.
>tfw borderline poorfag and didn't understand the concept of supporting a relationship without having money.
>tfw no car, can't drive, and no money for car.
>tfw father wants me to focus on education, but my mother wants to see me with a girlfriend.
>I choose to focus on my education.
>tfw nearly a dozen relationships that probably could've work have been shut down in my time.
>tfw instead of going to senior prom with one of THREE potential girls, I went alone to not hurt anyone's feelings.
>tfw I could easily reconnect with any of these three girls, but won't because I live out of the city now, wrapping up my college degree.
Only now that it's too late, do I realize I was in love with the freshman girl in my orchestra class, but I didn't take her obvious hints because I was going to graduate. She was heart broken when she realized I had to leave.
She still misses me.
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>>78225703
Rebecca

She was one of those girls, the goth ones, only she just really only seemed to be into the clothes more than anything.
She loved to wear corsets.

I feel like a fool.
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>>78222721
There were a few girls, but I cant remember their names.
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>>78225703
Leslie

I seriously just put it together a few months ago why she always hung out with me afterschool and why she always wanted to dance with me everytime we went to a school event
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God damn.
I hate that most of this thread is a blog but at the same time why can't girls just straight up say if they like someone?
Holy shit.
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>>78259848
Why should they risk rejection when they don't have to?
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>>78259848
mostly? because society is largely geared towards "the man asks you" not the other way around.
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>>78225703
Ruby
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>>78222721

>They didn't take the hottest, purest girl in school to prom

Shoulda just asked ya fags
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>>78259848
cuz girls are raised that only sluts make the first move, while a proper lady is courted. The main idea was to stop girls from getting knocked up and lowering their marriagability. that's not a factor in the west any more so things are changings, but there's still a lot of anti-slut sentiment that keeps girls hanging back.
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>>78259289
>didn't understand the concept of supporting a relationship without having money
Does that imply you understand how to support a relationship without money now? Because if so I'd love to hear how.
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>>78260143
Nope. I mentioned this to my friend who's a literal Chad Thundercock, and he said "Just don't do anything that costs money. Take her on walks, watch some Netflix and chill." but I'd feel like the biggest piece of shit if I couldn't show some form of affection in a monetary gift or romantic outing.
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>>78260205
At least you're going somewhere with your life. You'll probably find someone eventually. You've got plenty of time to figure stuff out.
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>>78260205
>watch some Netflix and chill.
Isn't that just a euphemism for sex?
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>>78260304
Thanks. I've already gone on a kind of sort of date with someone everybody but myself wants me to be with, so there's certainly hope.
>>78260345
Yes. My friend is a bodybuilding manwhore who wants me to become a bodybuilding manwhore, but I'm too pious and pudgy for that life.
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>>78260205
I got that mentality slapped out of me when I realized I'd spent over a thousand dollars at her behest after dating a girl for just a month.

My past three relationships after that, we spent most of our dates getting drunk, watching movies, chewing the fat and having sex, at her place or mine. All three relationships ended on amicable terms.

You don't have to compensate a girl for her 'putting up with' dating you, and making someone feel special has more to do with how you treat them than what treats you get them.
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>>78235056
If it makes you feel better, in that movie where Lucy does the pulling football away trick in one movie, and got blamed for losing the game, everyone sent mail about how angry that made them.
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