Well jesus fucking christ. The madman's actually going through with the Love Triangle.
Ditch the rat, Wally! You have prime loving material right there!
DO IT.
DO THE LIZARD.
FUCKING DO IT YOU FAGGOT ASS CAT MAN.
FUCKING.
LORD.
Live dangerously, Wally
>>78221906
Welp, that's it. Kirbee stock has gone fucking platinum.
>>78221906
>love triangle
Wally is potentially committing suicide, ditching a group of inexperienced and under equipped survivors to fend for themselves on the off chance to be with his waifu. Not really love triangle material.
Though I swear to god if it's Marx again I'm dropping this shit for a month or so until his ass is gone.
>>78222222
Check'd
>>78221906
Or it could be an orb of annihilation.
Just use a Ten foot Pole or some shit like that first.
>>78222227
>first digits above dubs
>wasted on saying marx a shit
Fug
>>78222222
Wew lad
>>78222222
Well that's true. Desperate situations tend to breed desperate acts. There's a very real chance Aaron's trolling the community on this trail of bread crumbs.
I can't remember the exact name, but Marx used to have a female companion in pre-Endtown strips. Personally, my money would be on her rather than Marx, just to shake things up.
>>78222266
or maybe something new that ISN'T an obnoxious fey omnipotent alien.
>>78221964
What, the kid?
Almost as disgusting as the lizard.
>>78222266
I'm kind of tired of 'impartial' observers though, Marx didn't work for me on introduction and only got worse with explanation and I can't imagine a second one would somehow make it better.
>>78222315
>has common sense (surprisingly rare in the wastelands)
>smart
>quick learner
>cloaca
>has daddy issues
Y'all niggas would be all over Chic if he was a girlI bet he would look good in a dress.
>Kirbee will won the Wallybowl
>>78222376
>>has common sense (surprisingly rare in the wastelands)
>>smart
>>quick learner
That's already three things you can't say about Kirbee.
>>78221906
Risk yourself for your loved one!
>"But Wally! The fans love me more! What about my butt, Wally? Don't you love my butt?!"
>>78221906
>can't stop reading Kirbee with a soft, high pitched southern accent
>it makes her panicky yelling and shy stuttering in the current update even more adorable
Sigh. Sign me in, cap'n. This ship is ready to set sail.
>>78221906
Kirbee is like a kid who never really got a chance to grow up
...because she was turned into a lizard while her country was vaporized.
>>78222426
Chic is the true darkhorse of the Wallybowl.
>>78221906
I like how you're all focused on your lizardfu instead of the MAGIC FUCKING PORTAL
>>78223601
That way lies Marx and that is never good.
There goes the thread
Thanks for allowing gets, hiroshimoot
>>78222426
You know, it almost looks like Piotr and Kirbee are brother and sister. That would be horrible.
>>78224582
Considering the random nature of mutation, they probably had a more segregate sibling relation at best
>>78221906
Welp, Kirbee's dead.
>>78221906
>I L~
Holy shit was she gonna say love him?
>>78224621
It would be like a one in 40000 chance right?
That's assuming everyone has a one in two-hundred chance for a specific mutation.
>>78224963
Yup.
>dat gif
>Gustine x AL foreplay
Oh god, Kirbee going straight for the feels.
>>78221906
Kirbee, do not cry. Kirbee, stop. Please, do not make this a triangle. Those end badly and, from the narrative perspective, you do not stand a chance.
Guys, we did not save Kirbee by liking her in the Unity arc. We only made her upcoming death even sadder, when she eventually sacrifices herself to save the man she loves, even though he loves another. Even so, she will only feel happiness that he is ok and is besude her when she catches her very last breath.
>Sorry Wally, but I won't be going anywhere with you anymore. Stay safe, ok? For me. I... I... Lo...
>>78221906
>no "Endtown" anywhere in the OP
I had to find this thread through desustorage.
If you ain't gonna do it right let someone else do it.
>>78223653
This
>>78228329
>"Wally, I now know why you cry..."
>"but it's something I can not do"
Que terminator theme to Kirbees sacrifice
>>78229420
>Que
*Cue
>>78229512
>>Que
>*Cue
Hue
