There you go. No more Lady Starlord. Was that so hard? Was it so hard to wait ONE FUCKING ARC?
>>78204507
Yes.
Hello reddit
Still waiting for Hitler ghost to throw Dan and Ben into Papa Johns ovens.
>>78204507
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.
>>78205593
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.
And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.
Well, Starlord has been terrible ever since Bendis came aboard and this relationship between the character and Kitty Pride is still very stupid.
So, no. Nothing changed.
>>78204507
yes!
>>78205614
Is that Jason Aaron ? i dont get the pic
>>78205638
It's Sam Humphries post-head shave and Aaron. Not sure why its the picture for this particular pasta, but we play the cards we're dealt.
>>78205614
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nigga, do you even know who your talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.
Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998 →
Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.
He' the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.
>>78205620
Stop crying. No matter how much you hate Kitty, Rider won't come back.
>>78205669
Sam Humphries is THE Bendis bitch boy. Here we see Humphries ready to take down any threats to his master, in particular Jason Aaron.
Okay. I have read the new volume and I have to ask what exactly is wrong with this new volume? Nothing from the previous volume matters, for the most part it seems like the story is more cosmic than before. The characters are still Bendised but they are hardly as annoying as before, even Rocket lost his horrible catchphrase and didn't say anything about Kitty calling him a Raccoon. What exactly is wrong with this volume aside from the two usual complains (slow pace and bendis speak)?
>marvel cucks will never stop shitposting
>>78205992
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
Its basically the exact same for Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
>tfw I want to post the last pasta but don't have any pictures of Waifu Pryde
Guess I'll join the fun next benis thread.
>>78205638
Aaron is the only person who has enough power to stop Bendis. But just like Waid, he has stopped caring for the Marvel Universe as long as he has his own little corner to play. Meanwhile Bendis is recluting more writers and artists to his army everyday.
Now with the retarded pasta bait out of the way, are the guardians just the starjammers now with their pirating like heroism? There not explorers or anything sowhy do what you do in the current marvel cosmic?
>>78205992
Kitty's presence and her role in the comic as both the leader and Starlord's wife. Pure fucking idiotice.
>>78206418
Why?
>>78206388
>now
It's been pretty obvious that Bendis is just writing the Guardians as the Starjammers since Trial of Jean Grey where the two interacted and Bendis wrote them exactly the same.
>>78206388
The Guardians were never explorers. They were always like the Starjammers only with more prominence. In another time, the Starjammers would have been the protagonists of Annihilation and Conquest.
>>78206480
I miss Pornstache Summers.
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.
And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.
But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.
Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love.
>>78205614
>Weirdworld
>4.5/5
>http://www.comicbookresources.com/comic-review/weirdworld-1-marvel-comics-2015
Sam Humphries can't be stopped either. Indy succesful projects, SW tie-ins a success. Not even his Star-Lord was as offensive as some thought, it was entertaining even.
He's making Bendis proud.
>>78205992
It's /co/ favorite meme. If Bendis name is on the cover, you have to automatically hate it without asking questions.
>>78205717
I read that as Kitty Rider for a moment and almost threw up.
Bope, Rich is fine being dead, leave him there, I just feel bad for Sam right now since he's the one getting shat on.
>>78205717
Have the DC people been this petty and shitty towards fans? Not the characters, but the fans since I always see the Marvel people shitting on fans and answering shitposting and going back and forth and always involved in some kind of drama.
Like I never see Geoff Johns, Morrison, Didio in any angry shitfest like I see Bendis, Slott, and Brevoort, surely someone in DC also likes to make an ass if himself in public.
>>78205593
>>78205614
>>78205694
>drones getting rustled to this pasta every time
>>78206418
They aren't even married yet, lol.
>>78206480
They were what their name said, Guardians of the Galaxy.
DnA Guardians had trauma from Annihilation and Annihilation Conquest shit that Star-Lord got them together (and made them stay together through Mantis mind whammy) because he wanted to make sure shit like that never happened again.
>>78204507
How many shitty outfits does Bendis have to put Kitty on? Ultimate Kitty went through this exact same shit, she was Spider-Girl, she was Hood, she was Shadowcat all with shitty costumes and in the end she was no one again.
I am qaiting for when Bendis makes her into Power Man via fusion with Luke Cage and Bendis will then have hus ultimate waifbando.
>>78204507
I like that the new costume resembles a ninja one. Now that Peter is back as the leader again she can go back to kick everyone's ass with her master abilities in combat.
>>78204507
>IMPLYING RIDE NEVER ENDS
I will be happy when Kitty is off this Garbage of the Galaxy
>>78204507
Bendis is writing nothing but marketing stunts in a sequence. He doesn't even follow through on anything. He just throws that shit into every solicit, gets 5 interviews about everything and Marvel shouts it from the rooftops and then he silently moves on with that shit before he actually has to follow through on anything and has to make it worthwhile. Instead he just throws the next thing at the reader to distract him again. I wonder what it is this time. Is someone gay now? Is someone secretly a traitor? Did someone get a shocking makeover? Is someone in a shocking new relationship?
>>78208881
>>78209004
>>78209119
you all read >>78205717 and pic related if you want. Kitty won't leave and her leaving won't bring Rider or Abnett back. Kitty will soon become Ms. Quill because Humphries is coming back in next months solicitations.
>>78209320
I will send a Pizza to Bendis with extra-large, extra-cheese, extra-fat every day, and hope that he gets a stroke.
>>78209297
>Is someone in a shocking new relationship?
Only woman left is Gamora, and she's waiting forDick Rider
>>78208956
And they are still doing that. They still Guard the Galaxy.
>>78209674
They're not doing good job, if they let Bendis unleashed.
>>78209344
I sent him a lot of racist messages over tumblr after GotG 19 and 20. I know it didn't accomplish anything, but I felt better after it.
>>78209958
Eh, you actually gave him ammo.
He probably felt stronger after that.
>>78204507
The team now has 3 strategy leaders. Where are all those who said it was all blocks. It's almost in equal numbers now. Get rid of Venom and it will be equals.
>>78204507
So going by this and Infinity solicitations, I guess Peter Quill and Kitty Pryde are still Bendis exclusives. Gamora is still out of the team and Venom sadly is still in. Who could have left then, Thing? Drax?
>>78208881
and that's a good thing, it will give more strength to their relationship when they finally do.
>>78204507
Will look good if she loses the weird yellow googles.
>>78209749
What have they done that screams guardians anyway? They're separated more than they are together nowadays
>>78209004
None more shit than her X-Men costume. In fact, the Ultimate Shadowcat costume was awesome and really wasted for the very few times it was used.
>>78206180
You say top selling in 'world'. Are you including manga then?
>>78212890
They stole one dangerous artifact from the Chitauri and now are trying to prevent the annihilation of a whole planet.
>>78215342
At least there not fighting the badoon for the upteenth time
>>78204507
The art's been great lately. Rocket looks maybe the best he has since his 80s mini. He looks both raccoon-ey and somehow alien due to his nonhuman proportions, which is a vast improvement over his art in practically every other appearance.
>>78209080
How can a ninja fit in space?
>>78209320
Abnett is writing his own comics and doesn't give a shit, Rider is better off dead especially the way Marvel is fucking up poor Sam.
And Kitty is still not Mrs. Quill.
>>78211061
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>78209674
More like dick around until trouble finds them.
>>78209347
That is so sad, especially after Dick dumped her and then settled for jailbait Nita.
>>78215342
They stole the artifact because they are thieving outlaws and Hala brought the trouble to them.
>>78206180
this...this is a repost.
>>78209320
>that is sam. the only nova
Fuck off.
Also considering what he did to Sam in that comic why would anyone want Bendis to touch any Nova character?
>>78204507
I'm so fucking tired of that costume.
>>78219330
More like you will find an excuse to complain when you see it.
>>78205593
At least Kitty will have to leave Groot alone.
best novas, coming through
>>78220052
you mean movie starlord? sadly its here to stay
>>78222185
More like you are mad because it hasn't happened yet :^)
>>78219386
Rocket literally said they stole it because it was dangerous to the Galaxy not because they steal everything and they would have to deal with Hala eventually if she was planning to destroy a planet. It's not like they are gonna let her destroy anything and escape now, even when they can.
>>78223984
I just don't get it.
If it is armor, then it should cover his entire head, not leave his scalp open. He should probably have something over his chest too, considering he's more likely to be shot there.
If it's just there to keep him from dying in space, it should still cover his scalp, too.
If the answer is "force fields" doing the job of the above two, then why is there any metal plating? I know that the eyes are scanning devices, but why cover up his mouth? Shouldn't he have like... extra "don't die in space" equipment as a backup? Maybe something small and inconspicuous that he can just hide under his collar?
Sorry, needed to sperg. Go back to your dick fighting or whatever is happening here.
>>78224719
I'm not mad because I know it will happen. I'm just saying the truth, not even trying to be disrespectful but it's what you always do. Search for any flaw in what you don't like and then complain about it endlessly.
>>78224831
>dick fighting
more like dick vs pussy fighting
