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>blonde baby Hawkeye or Carol Danvers?
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>blonde baby

Hawkeye or Carol Danvers?
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>>78203794
A lot of babies start with blonde hair.

Also surprise out of left field candidate, Johnny Storm.
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>>78203794
Wait who got her pregnant
do we seriously not know
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How much longer until the baby is killed by a thinly veiled internet man stand-in who thinks women and mothers can't be heroes?
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>>78203842
My little brother had blonde hair until he was fucking ten years old before it changed pigment. What's with kids and hair colour?
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>>78203794
Old Man Steve Rogers banging bitches not even half his age with no rubbers
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>>78203899
Apparently anyone asking who's the father made her very angry for some reason so no, we don't.
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>>78203794
>white baby

This is a shock t b h
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>>78203929
I think that anon meant more that sometimes newborns will have hair that they're born with but then they'll shed it and their real hair grows in.

Your brother's thing does happen too, but it's a different thing.
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>>78203957
I'm pretty sure she just got mad at Tony because he asked "Do you know who the father is?" which is a pretty jerk-ass question as compared to "Who's the father?"

If you ask a woman if she knows who the father of her baby is, you're basically saying she's a whore who's banging so many guys it's a mystery who the real dad is
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>>78203794
>white
>blonde
>wears green

I think Ollie hopped dimensional bounds.
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>>78203957
Quick! Who do we know that banged Jess?!
I just had a scary thought. What if it's Wolverines kid from that one time they banged
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>>78203929
Shifting gene expression.

>>78203943
The reason why Jess won't reveal the baby's father is because it's Steve, but after he got old. Jess has herself a geriatric fetish.
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>>78204004
Not wearing green, it's actually a skrull.
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>>78203984
I guess the other people at the party acting like asking who the father is at all was some taboo before he asked made me miss the way he phrased it.
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>>78203794
Look at that baby. Even he doesn't want to be there.
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>>78204004
I think its only fair for that time Hawkeye hopped dimension and banged Dinah
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The real question is does Marvel know who the father is yet?
They didn't know who female Thor was, they don't know what Fury whispered to male Thor, etc.
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>>78204210
Reminder that Hawkeye is the only Marvel character who is a member of the JLA.
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>>78204188
>Man, I wish I was a shitty storyline in Aunt Carol's book. At least there I'd turn out to be something cool like an alien or a robot.
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>>78204254
>Aunt Carol's book
>cool
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>>78204248
Reminder that the Green Lantern/Silver Surfer crossover stayed canon to Kyle's run until Rebirth.
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How is this book even doing in terms of sales? Did the pregnancy even help?
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>>78204274
He didn't say the book was cool, just that if the kid was in there he'd end up being something other than just a normal baby.
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>>78203794
>>78204036
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>>78204274
She's got good writers instead of KSD now.
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>>78203794

I know this is impossible.

But, It is Captain marvel or Ben Parker (Not uncle ben)
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>>78204414
...It all makes sense now.

Marvel, in their ever genius glory, with their All-New, All Different line up of boundary pushing shenanigans, decided to cook up a nice surprise for us! They're all about lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgressional people, as well as shoving the ethnic envelope in a more spotlight bearing lode.

That baby is blonde! And I seriously doubt the writers have the knowledge or foresight to know that hair color changes with age when you're a little babby.

I get it now. I get it. They wanted to push it, so they did! Jessica Drew and Carol Danvers had a baby! You know why?! Because one of the writer staff probably heard about that scientific thingamajig where lesbians can have babies based entirely off a sample of bone marrow! Yeah!

That's why Jess got angry when Tony asked who the father was! Because there was no father! Never ever!
Because that baby has two mothers!

AAAGH
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>>78204367
The baby starts title-hopping, changing to fit the book while still ostensibly being Jess' kid even when it doesn't make sense. It's the new crossover event Spider-Woman versus Child Protective Services.
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>>78204561

Or maybe She fuck some Dead-beat dad.
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>>78204561
>ecause one of the writer staff probably heard about that scientific thingamajig where lesbians can have babies based entirely off a sample of bone marrow!

It uses genetic materials from two egg cells, not bone marrow. Also it only results in girls.
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>>78204561
I mean, Carol does have a brother who could donate sperm.

But sure, yeah, bone marrow baby.
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>>78204307
It debuted at 53,885. The previous #1 sold 93,723.
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>>78204561
Funnily enough, there's already an avenger with two moms.
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>>78203794
Futa Carol.
Obviously.

We all know she grew a dick while out in space. A space dick, if you will.
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>>78203794
My money is on it being Ben Urich unless his hair is brown and not blonde.
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>>78204752
Brown hair that is going grey, not blonde.

>>78204738
You need testicles to impregnate a woman. Shemale Carol.
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>>78203794
i hate this book so much. the costume is shit and the whole pregnancy "who is the father" shit is stale, there are no redeeming qualities.
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>>78204482
Ben's hair was dyed yellow
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>>78204797
Futas can have balls anon. In fact, futa with balls is superior.
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Someone owes me money. They said it was gonna be Black Panthers baby, that baby is as white as day. I want my money /co/.
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>>78204840
As long as they have one set of genitals, none of that dick and vag crap.
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>>78204636
This proves #1 only works with the big properties. The rest just keep their numbers.
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>>78204561
>Taking bone marrow and making a baby
That's some Greek Mythology shit right there.
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>>78204861
Gotta hold off for awhile, the baby could be albino.
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>>78204414
Is that Carol from Avengers Assemble?
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>>78204561
So wait, Carol literally BONED Jessica?
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>>78203794
Morlun's the father
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>>78204830

DNA and shit.
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>>78204861
>Implying BP didn't inject her and genetically modify it's genes so it doesn't look like him

This will be for the benefit of Wakanda, bet your ass.
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>>78203794
alt-universe carl danvers
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>>78204890
Albinos dont have pigment in the hair.
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>>78204862
Anon a futa has both. That's what being a futa means, they're hermaphrodites. If they have only a cock, it's a man baby.
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Why has no one brought up that this baby is probably a HYDRA gene experiment? They do own her correct?
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>>78204943
Normal Albinos don't. This Albino is obviously tinkered with by Black Panther.
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>>78204862
>As long as they have one set of genitals, none of that dick and vag crap.
>futa
>one set
Oh, you are one of these /d/ guys.
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>>78204943
>>78204890
>>78204923
>Blonde baby is born
>He grows up to be a super model who just so happens to have a sore spot for Wakandians
>Donates all his riches to the nation

This is all part of Black Panther's plan.
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>>78204943
Comics are terrible at drawing albinos correctly.

>>78204944
Hence why I originally said shemale Carol. I find the mixed genitals aesthetically displeasing.
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>>78204928

So, He is just a red-head Bucky?
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>>78205000
>Hydra gets a hold of him
>becomes a militant fascist

The only happy ending to this story.
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>Blonde hair
>blue eyes

HMMMMM
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let pretend for a moment that carol is actually the "father" of the kid

how do YOU explain it?
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>>78205005
Why? Just extremely pale people with reddish eyes.
I went to school with a black albino she looked black but was pale as shit.
Its not that hard.
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>>78204861
It's the other Black Panther's baby.
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>>78205222
Comic book science, duh.
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>>78205222
She grew a dick.

Fuck, she's in space all of the time. Maybe she ate some alien fruit that made her grow a dick, and then Jessica wanted to see if it was real.
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>>78203794
>>78204561
How didn't you use this one
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>>78203794
>white baby
missed opportunity
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>>78204561
Yo, be careful, someone from themarysue might be lurking this thread. Your giving them ideas for new articles to shill. i can already see the title, "You wont believe how awesome it is that Captain Marvel and Spider-women have a baby together! And guess what, those silly dumb nerdboy scum are angry!" Your giving them easy sales mate.
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>>78205222
IPS cells, Social Justice, and memes.

God Wills it
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>>78204928
>Black Widower
Huh.
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>she's only pregnant for 4 issues

Well shit, what do I fap to now?
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>>78204626
So what you're saying is she fucked Hawkeye?
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>>78205359
Fucking love this show
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>>78205222
One or both of them insulted Wanda so in revenge she magicked up a pregnancy
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>>78204036
Wolverine having another kid? Should be interesting.
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>>78204414
So what's it going to be

weird science?
kree experiment?
magic?
fallout form battleworld?
Carol having something extra?
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>>78204036
isn't there some kind of, I don't know, wiki or something that catalogs the sexual histories of all comic book characters?

I feel like that should have been a thing by now.
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>>78203794
That's, like, a 6-month old, not a new baby
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>>78205804
"turns out carol was always a hermaphrodite and can have kids, lol, nice right?"
something along thos elines

either that or weird science
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Skrull Pym strikes again!
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>>78205561
As a preggo porn enthusiast, there is much better fap material.

>Don't even see the birth
Lame as fuck.
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>>78205965
Normies are afraid to show the birth. They think that it's hideous and unpleasant.
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I didn't really think google image searching futa through before I did it.

Luckily this is what came up.
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>>78206015
Anon why would you even do such a thing?
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>>78205222
Same way Ms. Marvel got pregnant
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>>78206033
Because Carol's going to have a cock of course.
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>>78203794
IT'S A SKRULL!
A SKRULL I TELL YOU!
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>>78206046
Is Marcus coming back?
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>>78206046
I would unironically be stoked if this book was THE RETURN OF MARCUS IMMORTUS!
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Its a skrull who turned into a futa Carol.
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>>78205222
just like they explained a straight guy becoming gay all of a sudden.
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>>78205913
The only true answer.
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>>78203794
Is the baby a girl or a boy?
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>>78204641

I didn't know Buddy G was an Avenger!
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>>78206160
>assigning genders to a small child that doesnt know what xhi is
literally worse that hitler
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>>78206160
It's obviously a Post pan-tran-dimensional otherwickin robo genderfluid bi-tri-fe-fo-fi asexual with a twist.
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>>78203794
>she didn't give birth to a batch of half-human spider girls
And here I was interested for half a second. DROPPED.
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>>78206160
That's up for the baby to decide ;^P
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>>78205561
Jesus, Why do I find day 11 hot? What's wrong with me?
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>>78206900
she turned brown. It's required in /co/ that all of us find brown girls hotter
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>>78203794

that baby looks beyond sick of her shit.
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>>78204145
The only other people who talk at the party are Spidey - who doesn't care all that much and just says Jess loves attention - and Carol, who had already had been chewed out for asking.

Honestly if the baby doesn't turn out to be some bullshit plot by a villain caused by the universe reboot or whatever the fuck happened after Secret Wars, I'll be disappointed.
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>>78203929
>>78203929
melanin production is lower in the younger years
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>>78207330
well she is 8 months pregnant and it's 8 months after the universe reboot so...
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>>78203794
I'm guessing Carol
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I'd think it's a surrogate deal but I wouldn't know who for
and you'd think they could find a surrogate who doesn't have crime stopping things to do or is an irresponsible bitch
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>>78206121
Mind control?
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>>78205171
You faggots know that two women can get preggers without some sort of artificial device, right?
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The fact that they let Carol anywhere near a pregnancy storyline when Avengers #200 is more well known than ever and they are trying to completely wipe out her past is kinda funny.
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>>78207404
It's gotta be something like this. There's something weird happening in a lot of the books. Kamala has somehow missed that her best friend is banging someone, but everyone acts like it's normal. Jess is pregnant and no one knows how. Peter has somehow turned his life around and is not only a competent hero with his life on track, but is SUCCESSFUL?

Nah. Something ain't right.
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>>78207672
Alright, anon, I'll bite, what's the all-natural method for two women producing a baby by themselves?

Superpowers and or some kind of energy construct penis is well past the "natural" threshold, for the record.
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>>78203794
Carol to be progressive
then they'll be in lesbians and get married for a year or so
then the whole SJW thing will blow up in marvels face like these things always do and the status will maintain quo
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>>78207752
I dunno, how do they have kids in America's Lesbianverse?
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how big is the butthurt going to be if carol isnt the mother?
i mean on places like tumblr, twitter and other places
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>>78207752
I dunno, turkey baster?
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>>78207835
Literally no one but here thinks it's Carol bro and we're mostly joking.. Sorry.
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>>78207835
I'm pretty sure Carol being involved at all is just a stupid /co/ meme and that nobody actually expects that.
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>>78207784
Would anybody honestly care though? At best you'd probably see more fallout if they actually went and did it, then didn't even acknowledge the relationship in the Captain Marvel movie.

>>78207835
Are people actually seriously invested in Carol as a potential father? I thought we were all doing it as a joke because it seems like something Marvel would actually do.
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>>78207425
... source?
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>>78207888
Carol being the father is only a joke around here. No one else has brought it up.
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>>78203794
I'm still sticking to it.
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>>78207929
we're going to meme it into reality though, that's how these things work
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>>78208112
If that were true Harley & Ivy would have been canon by now. I've been meme-ing those two foo far too long
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>>78208163
It's Harley-solo canon.
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>>78203794
>white
>blond hair
>blue eyes

*rolls eyes* ugh
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>>78208163
Eh, they threw us the Harley & Ivy bone a long time ago.

Getting Carol to be a baby-daddy requires the kind of psychic shamanistic fuckery on the level of /tv/ crashing a plane or /v/ manifesting Venom Snake and Diamond Dogs into reality.

We'd need to have constant goddamn threads about it and inane things for us to constantly repeat and chant.
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>>78208191
Not even in that anon. But well, let's not go off-topic here
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>>78208277
They were perfectly clear about it on twitter.
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>>78208271
>on the level of /tv/ crashing a plane

That was funny, never before I thought of /tv/ having that power
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Sperm Bank.
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>>78208305
Nah, it was of confirmation of being friends with benefits, nothing else
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>>78207872
That'd count as an artificial device. Also would include a guy.
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http://youtu.be/CB6TiRJNI-Q
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>>78208395
>>>/pol/
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>>78207916
I'm rather certain that's an edit, but I'm afraid I have no idea what the source was.
Probably a Civil War tie-in comic.
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hold on
>the plush
guys
what if
the father is
gwen
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>>78208507
why is the Jess doll a chink stereotype?
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>>78208440
Don't reply, it'll only fuel him. Just report and move on.
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>>78205222
If Clark and Lex can have a biological kid, I don't see why Jessica and Carol cannot.
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>>78208440
>Maddox is now /pol/
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>>78208440
You should watch the video, it looks like you could learn a lot from it.
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>>78207744
The kid's gonna be made out of Iso-8 or something
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>>78208440
Kek stay triggered
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>>78208643
nah man, it's videos about comic characters and art that're /pol/
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>>78208734
and you should fuck off and die, looks like neither of us will get what we want tonight
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>>78208271
explain the v stuff?
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>>78204561
I kinda hope this is what they're doing. I could go for some Carol/Jess/baby domestic bliss
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>I have an useless mom
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>>78207916
It's an edit. It's from her last Ms Marvel series written by Brian Reed.
While that series does not feature this scene, it does have that super powered cat fight between Carol and Moonstone. And Carol and Rogue. And Carol and Carol.
The run isn't particularly great, but it's still an enjoyable read in my oppinion if you're interested and it does go on for quite a while.
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>>78205171
Most white kids have blue eyes until a few months old. It can occur in other/mixed races too.
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>>78206012
It's not relevant to the story most of the time.

>>78205965
>Says there is better
>offers no suggestions
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>>78205561
Given how a bunch of people were complaining about the idea of her fighting crime while pregnant being bad, it may be a good call.
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>>78203794
Could be Iron Fist, just imagine, that way Bendis has both Jessicas with Luke and Danny and he can make them a lower foursome.

Also best way for Misty Knight to finally get with Paladdin.

Only Danny ends up the loser in this story.
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>>78207752
you know how in preparation for fertilization the uterus thickens with a flesh wall called endometrium, and if there is no fertilization the endometrium will melt and be released during the menstruation?
well, what if the endometrium, instead of lining the uterus, forms into a bball protecting the egg cell? And then the endometriumball can be expelled and inserted into another woman's uterus where it will accept her egg cell, and the 2 egg cells will fuse together and the hosting woman thus becomes pregnant?
That's how it would work I guess
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>>78208532
Maybe they were made in Taiwan? She's a single mom, so she probably had to cut corners and skip out on proper Chinese made toys.
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>>78209021
>green onesie
>blonde hair
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>>78209039
The two eggs cannot form a zygote. Also that would be a horrific fucking bloody nightmare.
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>>78209039
>what if the endometrium, instead of lining the uterus, forms into a bball protecting the egg cell?
Did someone call for a baby to be formed from a b-ball?
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>>78203794

Johnny
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>>78203794
my theory is its Hulkling and there will be some time travel shenanigans that will send him back in time.
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>>78209591
I should specify, I mean that the Baby is Hulkling.
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>>78209591
>>78209624
But Hulkling is half kree and half skrull and that is a huge fucking deal
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>>78203794
>blond, white kid
>green clothing
>spider-womans hydra history
this is so obviously a hydra baby
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>>78209649
>>78208789
Can you fuckers not do this here. Go somewhere else.
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>>78209762
time travel surrogate.
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>>78208805
pic related started a PMC called Sons of Liberty International.
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>>78209843
Don't just stop there, don't forget he's also doing it to avenge his friends who were killed by ISIS.
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>>78204414
So where's the r34
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>>78203794
What if she's just a surrogate mom, what if Marvel went Les Enfants terrible on this? Who are they cloning?
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>>78210132
Steve obviously, he's all old and shit now.
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Wait what, the pregnancy's over already?
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>>78210132
captain america is probably the closest analogue to big boss
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>>78209122
>The two eggs cannot form a zygote
and the endometrium can form a protective that can merge with another endomentrium?
Obviously in such a circumstance the conditions inside the endometriumball will enable the 2 eggs to form a zygote.
>>78209122
>that would be a horrific fucking bloody nightmare
well do you have a better idea for how a woman could fertilize another woman without resorting to technology and ithout change to their genitals?
One day our scientific progress may enable us to make such a method reality!
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>>78209762
well skrulls are trying to steal her baby for a reason
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>>78209771
>The father is Bob, Agent of Hydra
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>>78203794
father is Ai Apaec
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>tfw Im the only one who liked Clint x Jedd
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>>78205561
So wait, Gwen is alive now, right? Is that Spider-Gwen?

How does Peter deal with this?
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>>78205811
There is, you just posted in it
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>>78210694
>How does Peter deal with this?
I don't see why you care, because Marvel certainly doesn't.
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>>78203794
Judging from the hair and expression on that kid, I'd say Cotton Hill's his dad.
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>>78210694
Spider-Gwen still lives on Earth-SG, she just pops round to visit Jess know and then. She and Peter avoid each other so that it's easier for them to not conflate each other with the dead version of them they feel guilty about.
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>>78210694
That's Spider-Gwen. They meet during Spider Verse and swapped stories about how they let their versions of each other die
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>>78203794
>Carol Danvers
Two women can't make a baby you idiot. Easy to spot the virgins on this board.
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>>78210788
I almost regret skipping Spider-Verse now.
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>>78203794
>White baby with blonde hair
Way to encourage racial hatred and keeping minorities shackled in mental and emotional prisons. That baby had every right to be black but hey why be progressive and moving into the future right?
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>>78210836
Don't, it was only a panel and isn't worth reading just for it
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>>78210855
you are a disgusting anti-semite I should tan your racist hide
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>>78203794
Jessica Drew is a blonde who dyes her hair black so that doesn't mean anything.
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>>78209117
>>78209021
OOOHOHFUCK!

Please no, please.
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You remember that time when Spider-woman was sucking some mad dick from those Spider-vampires.

And become their personal cum-dumpster,
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I want to say it's not Carol because everyone has already guessed it and Hopeless wants to do "LE EPIN TWISTS O_O" but he might've not expected everyone to guess it so quickly.

I wouldn't put it past him to change it still, though.

For the sake of discussion, who are the most "controversial" people it could be, not counting females because we all fucking know if it's a female it's gonna be Carol.

>High Evolutionary
>Luke Cage
>Norman Osborn
>Star Lord (though I doubt Bendis would allow it)
>Thanos
>Howard the Duck
>Arcade
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>>78211024
Does anybody still writing comics know this?
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>>78205359
not that guy, but def a real missed opportunity pham
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>>78211194
You're expecting the ALL-NEW, ALL DIFFERENT (Tee Em) Crew to remember tiny details like that?
Did you forget who the fan-proclaimed "King of Marvel" is?
Bendis, that is, comic writer Bendis?
As far as any fan from 2009 onward is concerned, Jessica is a naturally black haired.
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>>78211099
Did this actually happen?
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How many issues was Sue pregnant with Franklin?
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>>78203984
Not really an odd question considering comics.
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>white baby
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>>78211608
Don't worry. Carol will be popping out a black one eventually. She's white and blonde.
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>>78211608
I know, right? It's a shocker.
I was fully expecting a Mulatto.
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>>78211670
is she still with war machine post secret wars?

she probably dumped him when she went full on dyke mode
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>>78211306

Yes, It just happen...

On page.
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>the baby's not black
Well color me surprised.
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>>78211702
We don't know. It hasn't been mentioned so far.
Nothing against Rhodey but I hope they just drop it. Relationship came out of nowhere.
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>>78211749
And blonde too. So is it Steve's?

Or how about a male, alternate universe version of Carol that did the deed. I mean we had a female Tony in one past alternate universe. So a Carl Danvers shouldn't be a stretch.
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>>78204986
I will never get over the capeshit hatred of Japanese shit.
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You know a series is jumping the shark when they introduce a baby.
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>>78210694
In the last issue of her series she visited Jess and in the current spiders comic all of them are seen jumping universes constantly so they visit each other a lot. Peter and Gwen both accepted the person who they were talking to isn't the one they lost (which naturally would make you feel awkward towards someone) and they seem to be on good terms.
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>>78203899
hopeless keeps dodging the question saying that she has no obligation to tell anyone who the father is.

which is fine for between characters, but to a reading audience it's just obnoxious
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>>78212510
It's like Catwoman's one year later pregnancy, once everyone knows who it is no one's going to care.
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>>78212510
It's the same strategy over in the x-line: don't tell what happened since secret wars.
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>We want the moms on tumblr audience
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>>78212280
Gwen still compares herself to main Gwen and Jess says her and Peter need to talk about it.

Now why the hell was 65!Harry a nigger in the flashback but in the present time looks way paler? Goblin juice?
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>>78212510
Sounds like the kid was a major accident it seems, if she doesn't even want to say who the father is.
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>>78212651
maybe he just used to have a tan, but lost it
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>>78211507
That wasn't pregnancy it was a parasite.
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>people forgetting that Jessica dyes her hair
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>>78212842
>Implying anyone read that
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>>78212842
So?
Blonde is recessive. So unless you fuck someone that's also blonde it's a pretty slim chance that the kid would have blonde hair.
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>>78212951
there's no such thing as chance in fiction.
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>>78212951
Or someone that carries the gene for blonde hair.
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>>78213039
>>78213171
She gave birth to her own opposite sex clone.
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>>78212712
And how does Tony know what's going on? Apparently there's no superhero gossip ring cause it didn't just happen to her.

Also Kitty herself was ready to tell Piotr he's a daddy before she found out what it was.
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>>78204561
You can not get sperm out of female bone marrow. You can not get sperm out of any cell in the female body unless that female is a microchimera.
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>>78213401
But Piotr is a dad, Psylocke just hasn't told him yet for whatever reason.
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>>78213476
Man I really am out of the loop. I thought Psylocke was fucking Fantomex.
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>>78212951
Except your hair color can change. Sometimes the genes for dark hair don't quite work correctly until puberty.

>>78213476
That's not relevant at all?
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>>78213442
Couldn't an egg of another female be articificially turned into sperm?
At least theoretically (which is enough for comics)
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>>78203957
>Apparently anyone asking who's the father made her very angry for some reason so no, we don't.
Spock.
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>>78213498
Pretty sure Anon is referencing Piotr's Savage Land bastard.
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>>78213528
If by artificially you mean take the eggs DNA and structure it to fit inside a sperm and be capable of doing combination with another egg pronucleus then yeah. You don't need an egg for that though. At that level of technology you might as well just build the Zygote artificially and skip everything else.

The Y chromosome is almost entirely responsible for the sperm.
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>>78213624
Weeeeeeeell. Can't we just pretend that for a while Carol grew a dick, Rhodey broke up with her because of this and Jess comforted her and one thing lead to another?
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>>78213720
Of course.
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>>78213735
Good. I'll take it then.
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>>78213498
>>78213527
Psylocke isn't the mother, Nereel is.
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>>78213905
That's still not relevant to Kitty's instant "pregnancy."
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>>78209843
>>78209882
Not the same, he named it after the one from the game
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thank fuck she didn't burn coal. i cant believe they let her have a white kid, come on its 2015!
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>>78215054
>>>/cgl/
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>>78215054
She was meant to be the star of Alias remember. Luke Cage almost fucked her in the ass
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>>78204641
Claremont was ahead of the curve
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>>78211194
Bendis should sonce he acknowledged it in Jess's origin comic and he has brought it up a few times.
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I know it'll never happen because HOW, but I want the Dad to be Carol so badly. Though some weird comics magic.
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>>78203794
Wait, the baby's white? I didn't see that coming.

Are we sure it's not albino black? This IS Marvel we're talking about here...
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>>78219105

Unstable Kree genetics, anon.
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She has a baby. As is the fate of all women. You are all made to be mothers. Enjoy.
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>>78203957

It didn't help that Tony blurted out the question in the worst way possible.
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Wow i guess I've become a complete pessimist cause I'm actually amazed that the kids white. Honestly with marvel nowadays I was expected some pure bullshit but...wow...
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>>78203957
No anon, it made her mad that someone asked if she knew who the father was, implying she was so irresponsible and forgetful she couldn't remember all the times she potentially was impregnated
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>>78211704

Inheritors impregnate through the moth.
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>>78219190
>>78219154

Jesus, /co/ has become loaded with hypersensitive cucks, lately.
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>>78204561
>>78205493
I feel like most nerdboys would think that's pretty awesome. As assmad as many people get at lesbians, a magic science lesbian baby is pretty cool
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