Every year. Every year Lucy pulls the same shit on me, Linus! Every year for 42 years, and I always fall for it! Not this year, no, not this year, I'm telling you. It'll be DIFFERENT this time. This year the only shit she'll be pulling is the shit covered football out of her ASS. Stupid CUNT.
F-NIGGA
T-NIGGA
B-NIGGA
NIGGA!
Come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the football while you kick it.
No! BITCH! As soon as I'm finna kick that mothufuckin' egg you finna swipe that shit!
Come on, Charlie Brown! It's honorable! I wouldn't try to trick you on a traditional holiday, would I?
Swear to God Linus, this time I'm going to kick that bitch's head straight off!
>>78197649
This thread makes me giggle.
>>78197615
EVERY TIME
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TIME
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>>78197334
Don't worry Charlie I'll set this kid straighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahNTpd-0_w
I'm the black Zorro, you dirty spics!
>>78197844
one of family guys few legit funny moments and even then it requires knowledge of a different canon.
Charlie Brown, of all the muthafuckas in the world u da muthafuckest.
>>78197844
better example
>>78198365
Is this real? Maybe my mind's in the gutted but its a bit rapey
>>78197334
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>>78197649
>As written by Garth Ennis.
>>78197649
>2015 and he still can't kick it
SOME VELVET MORNING
its the easter nigger
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Peter-Robbins-Charlie-Brown-New-Charges-Criminal-Threats-to-Kill-Sheriff-Bill-Gore-329576701.html
>>78197334
>remembering It's Your First Kiss Charlie Brown special
>Charlie Brown's school is hosting the homecoming game
>Last play of the game, home team can win with a field goal
>Chuck's kicking, he does this he'll win the game
>LUCY'S HOLDING THE BALL
>YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS NEXT
>At the homecoming dance everybody blames Charlie Brown for losing the game despite Lucy pulling her bullshit yet again
Why is this allowed?
>>78199019
good grief
>>78199024
why the hell would Lucy pull that kind of crap for something so important in the first place?
>>78199024
Charlie Brown is the reincarnation of Hitler. His life must be suffering to pay off that karma.
>>78199095
bitch knew she would get away with it and did it to fuck with him. Lucy don't give a shit about no football game.
>>78199103
No, Marmaduke's owner is the reincarnation of Hitler
>>78199118
you can have more than one reincarnation before you pay off bad karma
>>78199024
Lucy
is
a
GIRL
Also, this : >>78199103
>>78199104
Lucy be da ultimate hustlah
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>>78197649
HAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
>>78197649
Ever notice that Charlie Brown always gets mad pussy without realizing it?
>>78197649
>you are now aware that Charlie Brown got a cute, sweet, red-haired little girlfriend (not THAT little red-haired girl, but a much nicer, more realistic down-to-earth one) and once she wanted to hold a football so he could kick it and he flipped out because he had lost the ability to trust anyone and destroyed the relationship
>>78197649
Nigga, you must have champagne dreams with malt liquor means.
>>78197844
It's absolutely terrifying that people think this is "funny", this is the type of approach to emotional problem solving that creates Elliot Rodgers out of people.
>>78200844
People think Family Guy is funny because they think everyone else thinks it's funny.
>>78198545
>Garth Ennis
not quite m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIhMQLzu9Q
might not be this particular video but it's one of them
>>78200829
At least that ho Lucy gives him the mustard dispenser.
>>78198427
Nah, it's nice
Did Lucy also compete for the Charliebowl?
>>78197334
Friendly reminder that the one time Lucy didn't pull the football away Charlie Brown ends up kicking the shit out of her hand.
>>78201301
Lucy wanted the Schroeder Schlong
>>78201301
She's a tsundere for sure
Even let Charlie Brown get a chance to kick the football when he was sick, but he kicked her hand on accident
