What's the 5th one gonna be about?
>>78192817
Gonna be about two and a half hours long.
>>78192817
Are they doing more?
>>78192817
Shrek 5: Son of Shrek
or When Shrékon met Sally
"A Swamp Story"
Daily reminder that Lord Farquaad is canon a ghost
>>78192817
>Shrek 5
Really?
>>78192890
I think they confirmed a fifth one a while back?
>>78192817
a big commercial for Shrekwarrior: Online.
>>78192817
>>78192950
I thought Shrek Forever After was advertised as the final installment?
>Smash Mouth gets another check
Fiona's hot
>>78192817
Shrek needing to find his son or nuke all of Ever After.
On the slim chance they make another one, what are the odds they'd make a "Shrek is love" joke?
Shrek 5: ogre the hill - Special Mike Myers needs a movie that pays the bills edition.
Shrek
>finding love
Shrek 2
>meeting the in-laws
Shrek the Third
>having kids
Shrek Forever After
>midlife crisis
What's next?
>>78193064
The name was marketed as Shrek: The Final Chapter and Shrek: Forever After, but I believe the final release was titled Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter. I wouldn't be surprised if they put out another and dropped "The Final Chapter" from any more future re-releases.
How about a Puss in Boots sequel because that movie was pretty GOAT.
>>78193385
Menopause!
retirement!
Alzhemiers!
Growing Distant from Loved Ones!
Dying Alone!
>>78193385
His kids.
Your kids are coconuts, Shrek.
Green on the outside, brown on the inside, and at their core they're white.
>>78193385
Unfaithfulness followed by divorce and losing half your shit!
>>78193619
THIS IS MAH SWAMP!
>>78193064
Dreamworks Animation has had a lot of financial troubles the last few years. Bringing back the Ogre Lord could be their salvation.
>>78193619
>divorce
I could actually imagine a post-divorce Shrek movie
>tfw Fiona took half my swamp
>>78192817
Graphic donkey on dragon sex
>>78192918
He is, what did he say? Why was he there, i stopped after Shrek 2
>>78193729
IIRC he and the executioner kidnapped Fiona and tried to force her to marry him, also they were on a raft going over a waterfall. Shrek, Donkey and Dragon rescued her.
DONKEH
>>78193768
>tried to force her to marry him
Why though? he found her so disgusting he wanted to kill her in the first movie.
>>78194078
It was just a ploy to sell universal studios tickets i wouldnt call it canon
>>78193642
Not anymore.
>>78192817
Please God no.
>>78192817
SOMBODY
RIP My Sweet Prince
>>78193170
So /co/ human Fiona or ogre Fiona?
>>78192817
shrek 5 unhappily ever after
shrek and donkey must fight for their happy ending after lord farquad returns and uses the sandman's magical sleep sand to put fiona dragon, the kids and every one in far far away asleep to never awaken. shrek and donkey must find the only people who can help. the mysticals, three powerful magical beings who control time, destiny and the power of magic itself to save everyone from farquads revenge.
>there's a ton of jokes hinting at farquad lived because he was so tiny that after dragon ate him whole he got out by her shitting him out whole.
>charming and Rapunzel help save the day from farquad revealing that they got together and redeemed themselves from villainy. she's still bald and his face is kinda mashed up from the tower incident. not the tower falling on him. when they lifted it up during clean up he when trying to run away tripped on a brick from the tower face first and fucked his face up some. he's not as handsome but he keeps saying but at least i'm not an ogre. (his face kinda looks like an ogres in the shadows)
>>78193385
Shrek finding a way to connect with his nerdy son and accepting that his daughter is now dating.
>>78195172
This sounds extremely plausible.
>>78195172
FUND IT
>>78195258
whats fucked up is i removed the part i wrote up where it reveals that the mystical in charge of destiny is the reason shrek "broke" into the fairy god mother's plot with rescuing fiona. revealing that he's prince charming's father and in a call back to the first movie it's revealed that he's the reason shrek didn't get the more darker fate he hinted that ogre fathers have for thier children.
>>78195243
It's [current year] anon. His son has to be a complete recluse and his daughter is now dating another girl
>>78192817
It's all ogre now
>>78192817
It's gonna be about sodomy, in it's own little way.
I'd rather it be a prequel.
>>78195386
>complete recluse
>not a quirky, ahead-of-his-time genius voiced by Bazinga
>another girl
>not a troll voiced by Jaden Smith
IT'S ALMOST @)!^ COME ON
>>78192918
>mfw Universal Orlando took down the Jimmy Neutron/Nicktoons ride for a fucking Minions ride but kept the shitty outdated Shrek one
I went there earlier this year and the Shrek ride needs to fucking go. Nobody even goes on it anymore because they know it's shit. The "3D" on it gave me a headache.
>>78193385
The inevitably of death and the desire to leave some sort of legacy as some sort proof you existed in this world until the sands of time crush it down as it does all things
>>78192817
Hopefully Donkey keking Shrek. "Once you go Donkey, no more green honky!" And the death of those 'tard-faced babies.
>>78199250
That and the noises make so much fucking noise while moving. There's a part in the ride where you can't even hear the movie because the ancient seats and making so much noise
I miss the Nicktoons ride. I liked the Minions ride the first time I rode it but it really got old, whereas I was able to go on Jimmy Neutron multiple times and still enjoy it
>>78192817
Shrek gets terminal cancer: Dinkey must venture with Puss in Boots to find a magical cure, or it's all ogre for Shrek.
>>78193385
Shrek suffering a shock-induced heart attack after one of his sons comes out of the closet.
anyone else disappointed by the lack of fiona rule 34 ?
>>78192817
Planet shrek
The world has finally has enough of these movies and sends shrek into space. He survives and now lives on an alien planet. Hijinks ensue.
>>78192817
Shrek will bitch about wanting to be in his swamp and about how things shouldn't change when he's forced into a situation to do so.
Something will occur that allows Shrek an out instead of being responsible. Shrek will be Ignorant and happy again, for the moment.
>>78192817
Shrek will gain superpowers
>>78192817
It's going to be about how the viewer gets roped into watching it multiple times over the holidays when visiting family because THATS ALWAYS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN A NEW SHREK MOVIE COMES OUT OH MY GOD thats why I hate these. Or maybe I hate my family, that's plausible too
