Sum up your life with a Spongebob quote.
>>78187016
Mediocre?
Take it away penny!
>>78187016
Oh, my aching tentacles
>>78187016
It feels like somebody... wants to sell me something!
>>78187016
SOILED IT!
That one pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
Alooooooooone.
Alone. Alone.
>Alone.
More like "Belongs in the Trash!"
>>78187016
I knew I should've gotten the turbo
pic related
ALONE
ALONE
>ALONE
aloneALONE
ALONE
L
O
N
E
ALONEALONEALONEalonealone
ENOLAaloneenolAAlone
The gang's all here.
The walls...will OOZE GREEN SLIME?!
To bad that didn't kill me.
>>78187060
You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK
I don't want to be a burden.
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Stop shouting I'm napping!
Do I get my award yet
...I'm so lonely...
This is my lab!
And this... is my laboratory!
at night
>>78187698
It's not me ya old coot!
The...Break time!Severe procrastination on final assignments suck.
>No, worse! It'll go right to your tighs!
>My tighs . . . ?
The urge to do bad is gone! I guess I'll open a checking account.
>>78187016
Mr. Krabs: I've spent a lifetime in this restaurant, and I know there's only one way out of here.
Patrick Star: A high school diploma?
>patrick your genius is showing
>WHERE!?
Let's change our names to 'Why' and 'Bother' .
>>78187016
Hoopla.
>>78187764
Yes!?
>patrick, my cock is swollen!
>lettme just jerk that shit off faam!
>>78188089
That's me!
>>78188391
I'm over here!
Was their any episode of S1-S3 that was bad?
>>78188329
>No Patrick I can't do that!
>Why not?!
>Because I've already cut off my own arms!
>NOOOOOOOOOO
Calm down it's just a drawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJPdPPCeJs
>>78188458
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!
>The dark deed you have requested is done.
>He's just standing there... menacingly.
Rage.
Fury.
Irritation.
Humiliation.
F IS FOR FUN
U IS FOR U AND ME
N IS FOR 'NYTIME AT ALL
HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.
>I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she wumbo...
"Why is it that whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong"
-Squidward
>I thought I had everybody by my side
>But I went and blew it all sky high
>And now she won't even spare a passing glance
>All just because I ripped my pants
>>78191487
*he/she/we wumbo
Not lame!
>>78188900
It hits too fucking close to home, fuck you, Anon.
People
Order
Our
Patties
>>78187016
>I really wish I wasn't here right now
>Paper bag? Where'd you get a paper bag?
>From the grocery store.
I love how matter-of-factly he says it.
>FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUURE
>FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUURE
I anything can't do right since because pickles.
>>78188500
You too bruh?
>>78188458
6,000,000/10
>>78191439
F is fire that burns down the whole town
U's for Uranium...BOMBS
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-
ISN'T THIS GREAT MY WANG IS AS HARD AS A PROSTHETIC LEG!
>>78187853
What season is this from?
>This is my LAB!
>And this... is my LABORATORY!
>"What could be better than serving up smiles?"
>"Being dead or anything else."
>>78192942
SPONGEBOB, YOUR MOTHER'S A NICE LADY BUT YOUR GRANDMA'S A WHORE AND SHE SUCKED MY WIENER UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE
>>78193762
OH SPONGEBOB VIN DIESEL ONCE MADE A CAR THAN RAN ON THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF ORPHANS...IT GOES FAST
>>78187807
>tighs
>>78188900
Is that what he calls it
>>78192942
>>78193762
>>78193925
Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.Video got taken down years ago and doesn't seem to exist anymore. Copyright claim from Viacom or something. Sad.
>>78196410
https://vimeo.com/33753374
>>78192998
Whatever season Truth or Square is from.
Spongebob: Not good for you Squidward. Good for your soul.
Squidward: I have no soul.
>>78188416
I fucking love this website sometimes
>>78193762
How many teeth in your butt?
>THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
>(How about a mint?)
>I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.
This seems kinda fitting in a way.
>>78196917
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
>>78187016
At least i'm safe inside my mind.
>At least i'm safe inside my mind.
>>78195875
holy shit i just realized what he was implying here. i remember not getting the joke when i was younger. now im still confused since this is coming from the gayest character on the show
>>78187297
beat me to it
>>78187897
hahahahah this is me
>>78187016
OP image answers it for me
>>78197165
Everyone always says that's what he's talking about but I find it funnier to take it literally
"Observe the 'I really wish I wasn't here right now,' button."
>>78187016
Bye squidward, bye mr.krabs, bye squidward
"Will I ever win?"
>>78191439
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER YOU SHITLORD
>>78199334
>you said bye to squidawrd twice
>I like squidward :^)
HOLY SHRIMP!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>We're not ugly, we just stink!
LOSER
L
O
S
E
R
>>78200554
Hey, I think I've heard this call before!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
"The best time to wear a striped sweater....is all the time!"
>>78193720
Very much this
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
>>78200665
>>78200792
>hivemind
WHO YOU CALLIN' PINHEAD?
>>78200802
>hivemind
>13 minutes difference
Mate
Aww I got dead again. This game stinks!
>>78200830
Well, occasionally the slower-minded members of the society have a harder time registering each others telepathic conversations.
>>78191521
>Wumbology the study of wumbo. It's first grade spongebob!
Next thing you know, this town will be eating out of the palm of my hand!
Spare change?....spare change madam?
>>78188500
>Ehherrr, I don't think that one would fit in with the OTHER pieces of my collection.
>W-why not?
>Because! It's an ART collection! BAHA!
It's big, scary and pink!
>>78197021
I love his movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94
GOOD HEAVENS HE'S NAKED
>"You think this is funny?!"
>"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
>"Well, Mr. Funny man, is this how you get your sick kicks?!"
>"What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-OH MY GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!"
Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!
"More like, belong in the trash"
It may be stupid but it's also dumb
What's for dinner tonight Puff Mama, chili?
