Attention, beloved citizens of /co/
I appear today to make an historic announcement.
I have decided to announce my rrrretirement...effective immediately
>>78162242
How does NEET Robotnik start his day?
>>78162242
I can't get into this show because Urkel's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
>>78162268
Like every other NEET. He goes on 4chan.
>>78162268
With a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea
>>78162242
>an historic
Go fuck yourself
>>78162242
DDDDDDDDDDDDDOCTOR ROBOTNIK?
Guess what lardass? I just dug a giant hole with my dick!
>>78162462
What a pleasant surprise!
can i offer you something to eat
>>78162347
Is he going to continue to type a bunch of "r"s to reflect his speaking tone?
I'd think he would be too egotistical to contribute anything, even shitposting, anonymously, but, if that "r" thing were true, then he wouldn't even need register a name.
>>78162566
Can I offer you - twelve thousand feeet!
>>78162242
Sorry, but I have to post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMwgOfdG_M
>>78162268
With hotcakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw18D2xNNzM
>>78162727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIp0UknXmvQ
I'd like to personally see to it that Sonic has FUN like a big cupcake!
HA HA HA HAAAA!
>>78162774
Y dafuq he look socock hungry?
>>78163140
By the look of that pic, your question can go both ways.
>>78162750
ISN'T THAT NICE?
>>78162942Pingas
How about some tiddlywinks?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMwgOfdG_M
>>78162774
Never forget
>>78163333
How about somequads
>>78162242
Its that Moot?
>>78162242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBgdWhtzJ0g
>>78163706
It's not perilous
The old Robotnik would have made it perilous
But now Robotnik would not make it perilous
>>78163333
More like tiddywinks
>>78162699
Can I offer you love? Can I offer you devotion?
>>78162317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjuhnuwFBQw
Here you go, this is all you need
>>78162347
>>78162574
>Robotnik having 4chan arguments on killer robots with another "r" rolling mad scientist NEET with a robot fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMwgOfdG_M
>>78162242
Gotta be slick, Nick!
>>78163333
>You will never have a waifu that loves you unconditionally and gets pyshically touchy with you all the time
Can you show us your PINGAS one last time?
>>78170184
>You will never capture that harrowing hedgehog and his sidekick two-tailed troublemaker.
>>78170272
Baldy and Boom Robotnik are the best.
Why is he always so much better when he's funny?
>>78162481
Is that you Igiulamam?
>>78163862
I dont think so.
>>78164865
Can I offer you tea? Can I offer you this watch?
>>78170024
You deserve a
>>78170817
But, since robotnik retired who will give out the promotions?
AoStH reboot when?
>>78162242
How come you we Spooky on the Saturday morning version of the show?
>>78171457
Well, you could argue Boom does that, or the Archie comics with Breezie and Von Schlemmer.
>>78170184
Hurts
>>78174439
Because I have 5 uvulas.
>>78175664
IMAGINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjuhnuwFBQw
>>78162481
YEH YEH YES WAY YEH
IN HONOR OF MY RETIREMENT
I I OFFER YOU SOMETHING TO EAT
>>78175664
>5 uvulas
>no heart
>>78177862
To be fair, if he could see his heart there would be a serious problem with him.
>>78171457
We were supposed to get that instead of Boom but TMS said no because they were almost reserved on Aikatsu at the time, so they ended up with a CG French studio instead.
>>78174695
Damn, even the pollution looks comfy.
Long John Baldry is who Elton John is referencing in "someone saved my life tonight". He helped talk down Elton from suicide.
His voice also went full Robotnik in his later years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zz18hx4IU
>>78184238
MORE CHIMNEYS
MOOOOORE!
>>78184773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bNCfEvQFUY
DOUBLEMINT
DOUBLEMINT
DOUBLEMINT
GUM
>>78187542
Ha ha haNo
>>78187247
I love this
>>78184238GONNA SUE