What would Recess be like if it was made today?
>>78143897
"What the hell is 'recess'?"
Filled with gays and transpeople.
>>78143961
sad but true for some schools.
>>78143961
This. Recess has been destroyed as a concept in modern day schools.
>>78143961
WHO THE HECK IS WHOMPY WHOMPERSON?
>>78143897
Star vs Forces of Evil without magic.
>>78143961
>>78144037
What? Did they end recess or something in elementary schools?
>>78143897
Make them flat characters, and don't have any episodes with life lessons in them.
And if they do attempt to put in a life lesson for kids, have it be written horribly.
>>78144335
Thanks Obama
>>78143897
A bunch of kids standing around looking at their phones and talking in short slang words.
No one makes eye contact with one another, no one even dares to go on an adventure.
>>78144335
I think it's just some schools. My cousin still had recess, however in middle school I don't think she will.
Why is this thread so empty?
I thought Recess was one of /co/'s favorite cartoons
>>78144335
It seems to be phasing out. Back when I was in elementary school, we only had like 15 minutes of recess.
>>78144583
No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it.
>>78145129
>Everything has cilantro on it
that is the worst part of it, Cilantro is the worst herb
>>78143961
>>78144335
But why?
Shouldn't Recess be encouraged what with the 'obesity epidemic'?
>>78144934
Only because they fap to the girls
If you want actual discussion of lore, episodes, and character development, you'll have to go elsewhere
>>78144653
I didn't have recess in middle school(public) in the 90s. I thought that was normal, but it made me mad since I didn't know the joys of kickball until the middle of 5th grade.
>>78143897
TJ would either be a wigger or have one of those asshole hats with the sticker on them.
Gretchen would be the cutey "WE'RE IN!" hacker girl
Everyone would have an iPhone.
School shooting episode.
>>78146365
You mean like how every other kid's show set in public school except for Static Shock has done this?
Stopped being funny after the second time, dude.
>>78146365
>Implying any school shooter could beat EL DIABLO!
>>78143987
This. Mikey would be a faggot, Gus a tranny, Ashley a faggot, Vince a Gary Stu, and T.J. a pothead. Hell, he'd probably be taking King Bob and Gretchen having that stalker in her ass. Funny thing is they'd have to make Mikey and Gus pedophiles with those two boys.
It would be the same shit it was in its day.
Cartoon garbage.
>>78143897
Spinelli would have a colored streak in her hair.
>>78146419
>Implying any school shooter could beat EL DIABLO!
don't joke about that shit, mang
>>78146806
>>78147057
(I don't get it)
We never had recess at my school. We had big lunch and little lunch.
>>78143897
Isn't that basically Clarence?
>>78143897
Saturday morning cartoons become the game for kids subscribed to something or willing to sit through PBS, and even then, those channels usually broadcast toons daily anyways
>>78145654
higher priority is given to standardized test scores. If your school has poor scores it suggests that maybe you should be getting less funding since you are not doing a good job. Less recess = more time in class = better scores (or so goes the theory)
>>78145613
Wrong, cilantro sucks on American, Italian, and Chinese food, but on Mexican, Indian, and Nepalese food it's awesome
>>78144583
it's it passed your bedtime, grandpa?
>>78147143
I think that's a bait shop?
>>78147748
Thanks Common Core.
>>78148585
*isn't
>>78143961
I think I know who is responsible.
Spinelli would be a SJW
>>78143897
TJ detweiler? I love that guy
how long is american recess? here it was only 15 minutes
TJ- Still the leader, but now a female. Still drawn in that weird, "fat, without being gross" way that doesn't really exist outside cartoons. Probably has one parent. Implied mini-lesbian. Vague ethnicity.
Vince- No sports, all books. Basically absorbs Gretchen's character.
Gus- Remains mostly the same, but now frequently voices "wrong" opinions that the others can correct him on to drive home the agendas.
Spenelli- Exactly the same, but now Mexican. Won't stop referring to her heritage. Ever.
Mikey- Now female. Basically becomes an animated Melissa McCarthy.
>>78144653
Recess was never a thing in middle school right?
I like how people are pushing even further with some diversity bullshit but completely ignoring the asian woman, black guy, and the fatass
>>78148861
>Asian woman
Who? Gretchin and Spinelli are both white. Do you mean the teatcher?
>>78143897
DUDE NIPS N BLUNTS LMAO
>>78145654
If they have recess their parents can't be charged for "health classes"
>>78146751
>Ashley
You got a death wish, son?
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I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair.Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the only part of childhood I got left.
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>>78149993
>Have rough sex with Spinelli in the jungle gym.
God damn it you old fucking cunt that jungle gym is public property someone is going to have to clean that you piece of shit don't tell them to have sex there Jesus tapdancing on the river Christ.
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>>78146365
You mean just like they had back in the day? TONS of 80s and 90s sitcoms and family fun TV shows had an episode about kids bringing a gun to school.
>>78143897
>>78143897
first season filled with lesbians and trannies fighting for their right to dress like sluts to school, seccond season those same lesbians and trannies sluthsaming those who excersice their right to dress like sluts. Third season is about respecting prnouns and the like.
>>78148745
Spinelli was always sort of proto-Michelle Rodriguez.
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>>78147170
I don't get these comparisons.
>>78147905
He might have that weird genetic condition where it tastes like soap.
>>78152390
A show about kids being kids?
>>78143897
School shooting like a normal american school
Most likely the same.
Did the people making these exaggerated concepts in this thread even watch the show?
>>78144583
You clearly don't understand kids or modern technology at all
