There's a reason why Kitty is in this pose?
BIG
>>78132244
artist watches a lot of pornor it's a tribute to greg land
>>78132244
So Bendis could jerk off
>her one giant pancake titty
>>78132244
>/co/ only doesn't get triggered by people pointing out bad female poses in comics when those comics are written by Bendis
>>78132263
ORANGE
>>78135171
this
>>78135171
>Land doesn't exist
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.
And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.
But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.
Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love.
>>78133025
Clearly traced from a pornstar with bigger boobs than Kitty is supposed to have.
>>78132244
Honestly doesnt look like A sexual pose. Just looks like she's laying down
>>78138154
We must watch different porn. I saw Dillion Harper getting screwed in that very position not six hours ago.
>>78138099
Kitty's boobs have gotten bigger over the year.
>>78138084
As stale as this copypasta was already getting, at least it's usually presented in a way that seems in-context for the thread. This instance of it is just sad.
>>78138154
It depends on how dirty is your mind. Normal people is not going to see anything weird but 4chan is guaranteed to see only dicks penetrating. I'm not going to say Schiti traced something because he has proven time and time again that he doesn't need that shit, but I'm sure Bendis told him to be a little pervert in this particular image, the same way Bendis probably told him to break a big part of Kitty's shirt as battle damage later.
>>78138084
This,
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason
>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.
Its basically the exact same for Legendary Star-Lord. Reinventing a Z-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?
Nothing about this or Bendis's previous guardians series is bad. Nothing. You losers should be lucky you even get a decent cosmic comic from Brian Bendis instead of nothing at all, and stop comparing it to DNA, they're overrated and are about the same as Bendis in quality of not less good compared to one of comics' most popular writers. it's just your foolish noatalgia clouding you.
I for one will buy every issue and variant cover, not just to support Bendis and this quality roster, but so I can drown in your fanboy tears.
>>78138397
You forgot a Benis image. There you go.
>>78138084
Bendis?
>>78138568
Yeah, the writer
>>78138593
Writer? As in he writes? Writes what?
Scoff noise
Books or something?
>>78132244
The is unphased.
>>78132244
Because comics are for males.
Kitty is my favorite kike.
What I would do to spend a night with hereven if it wasn't sexual, just to hang out
>>78138084
No secret about it, I am absolutely a Bendis fan. Daredevil was awesome, I liked Ultimate Spider-Man, and Powers is one of my favorite books. I also liked that book about the country run by the mob, but I've only read two issues of that one. But a lot of his modern mainstream outfit isn't the kind of work he's suited for. He's really good at the guys on the sidelines, doing the things ordinary people do, getting through their lives. He really sucks at large-scale, center of the universe shit and space stuff.
>>78138270
>Kitty is one of the very few characters in comics we actually watched grow from a little girl to a mature woman.
I just want her to have kids soon and then die. I'll quit comics then.
>>78139070
Does this moment from Jason Aaron's run count?
>>78139070
>That dyke phase
Terrible
>>78139109
>>78139126
>That dyke phase
You mean the entire time that Claremont was writing her?
>>78139109
No. Those were parasites in her stomach.
>in before they blowed her uterus
Yeah, they also came out from her nose a few seconds later. Aaron went 1000% retard in this story.
>>78132244
From the looks of it she got her leg stuck under some rubble and is lifting herself out. .
>>78139127
WHAT A SLUT POST SOME MORE
>>78139148
That wasn't even Claremont, it was Davis going into business for himself.
>>78139127
>>78139220
What i like about this arc is that she wondered if she was pregnet with Colossus' baby. What a kinky slut, fucking the guy she loved and was dating for the longest time without condom!
>>78139220
There you go
>>78139311
Wasn't she pissed at Colossus for having Juggernaut powers?
>>78139314
>...you're under attack!
Probably from Cyclops or something, am i right?
>>78139148
>"Best friends eat icing off each others fingers right?"
>"Yeah, that's not gay at all."
>>78139311
that was pretty stupid as well. It had been at least two years since the last time they fucked and she believed Piotr was the father? At least Bendis controls himself and respects Kitty. Aaron truly was just a horny waifufaggot.
>>78139357
Yup.
>>78139373
My roommate, male friend, sometimes lick or suck stuff out of my fingers because i usually am the one cooking stuffs for us. Is... is he gay?
>>78139366
A Doctor obsessed with Broods that for some never revealed reason targeted Kitty.
>>78139460
I did a joke there, pal. Cyclops. Get it?
>>78139452
Yes.
>>78139452
Put some whip cream on your dick and see if he goes for it.
>>78139452
Not if the balls touch.
Well, Kitty didn't really broke it up with him at the time, even if she was hurt by his decision of sacrificing himself for Magik and taking her place as Cyttorak''s new Juggernaut, and deciding to not follow her to the school in fear of hurting the kids there.
So they could've met a couple of times for some booty call.
>>78139510
>>78139514
>>78139521
But he never gave any hints nor ever hit on me. Well, he came drunk and slept on my bed behind me. I woke up and there he was fully clothed and sleeping. This is weird.
>>78139640
This is the part where the story is plausible enough that I begin to wonder if it's true.
>>78138654
Comic books
>>78139585
She actually broke the relationship right there after everything ended.
>>78139740
That was such a fucked up thing to say. It's like, what the fuck, Kitty. What the truly fuck. It reminds me of Ultimate Sue.
>>78139740
Wtf is wrong with Colossus' body?
Fuck, Land, where the hell did you trace that shit from?
>>78139740
Is she (or the writers) seriously so deluded that she thinks that selfless death is the FIRST choice? Because if so, steel-boy there dodged a bullet of crazy.
>>78139828
Maybe he can't draw things by himself anymore
>>78139710
It's true. but whatever. I'm sure he isn't gay or anything, but I'm going to pay more attention from here on out and if things get weird i'll just fucking ask if he's gay and into me.
>>78139808
It makes sense. Colossus is the kind of guy who either wants to live like a farmer hermit or die in a sacrificing way. He never cared about relationships and always treated Kitty as a little sister rather than a lover. Kitty is the one who always pushed him to advance in romantic ways. At some point you have to start looking for someone who actually sees you as more than a little girl to take care and sometimes kiss.
>>78139878
With Colossus, it's always his first choice.
>>78138397
The movie was based off of the Guardians of the Galaxy arc after Annihilation wave, way before Bendis. HE hopped on AFTER a good comic arc turned into movie.
>>78139918
What's wrong about wanting to die a hero's death? Just because he might be heavily depressed?
>>78139740
I'm so glad she finally found and marry a guy who would never sacrifice to save the universe.
>>78139127
Holy fuck that's hot
Any more shots of her?
>>78140154
I think she had one or two shots too many already.
>>78140154
It was one of the first half dozen issues of Wolverine and the X-men.
>>78140017
Nothing. But if you want to sacrifice and all that, do it alone. Don't lead a girl on just to leave her in tears at the end. It wasn't even the first time Piotr did it. Hell it wasn't the last, he left poor Neena to go live alone in a farm in Extraordinary. He has issues. Kitty dodged a bullet.
>>78140326
>He has issues.
He's a poet. As any person with an artistic mind he's very introspective and has a few bouts of depression and a lot of suicidal thoughts.
>>78139719
Comic books?
>>78132244
Cuz it's fistin' time.
>>78140428
Hey, look, guys, it's a depressed person who's romanticized and idealized their mental illness and perception of themselves!
>>78140470
They're books with images and text bubbles. Comic books. Bendis writes for them.
>>78132263
MEATY
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.
>>78143370
>it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it
Hahaha... Man, oh wow, you can't really think this. I have read some goofy shit in my time but you, man, dear lord.
>>78144595
It's a rehash of the naruto pasta, newfag.
>>78132263
POWERS
>>78132244
The artist pervert? A normal artist would give her a more practical pose.
>>78132244
Hot damn.
Is there a porn star that looks like Kitty in that pic?
>>78139070
Source on the far right Kitty?
>>78139070
Out of my way, western fucking shits.
>>78139070
Left most 3 are clearly the best
>>78149646
This is the best Kitty Pryde costume.
>>78138154
>>78138324
>Bendis thread
>Mostly copypasta
It's like poetry
>>78135208
COCK
>>78149488
More like the writer is a pervert but just for Kitty, every other girl will always have normal poses.
>>78132244
Because its traced from porn?
>>78132244
Remember when Kitty dropped her best friend when she came out of the closet to her?
>>78132244
I'll at least give the artist props for acknowledging gravity's effect on breast.
>>78132263
FOR
>>78139109
>Toad and Deathlok
Christ.
>>78132244
Hey, remember that time Kitty dropped her best friend when she came out of the closet to her?
>>78152243
This, but it is only on one of them and the either one of them is too small or the other is too big.
Fuck, this pic gave me baner but now I ruined it.
>>78152225
>>78152282
Karma isn't her best friend, and Kitty dropped her because she isn't gay.
>>78152282
Dropped as in "fuck you, homosexual freak"?
>>78138084
>Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan.
No, not really. Any comic they gave him the past decade, I had to drop because of how immensely shit and slow progressing they became. USM was his only good run, and he is taking the piss in that one too often as well - but his style works better there because he is writing a stupid 16 year old, not Captain America.
That guys style is so awful that it made me grow out of cape comics.
>>78152323
No. It was her, gently and calmly, telling her she isn't interested in gay. They are still friends nowadays.
>>78139892
You let him lick your fingers and sleep with you. Are you SURE you're not gay yourself, anon?
>>78140102
What is Peter Pryde doing with that door?
>>78150155
I don't know man. Here's a pic of an innocent girl and it says that it's porn.
The fun thing is that it's really not! Maybe this is site is run by SJWs and feminists grills
So considering how nearly every writer makes up Kitty Pryde to be their super special cinnamon roll self insert waifu, is she beyond saving?
>>78152509
>>78139127
>haunted vagina
>>78152515
Probably. Along with Magik and teen Jean.
>>78132244
You know, artist like giving the fans a little something something.
>>78152515
No, she's still a great character, and no one self insert as her, they self insert as men to marry/fuck/kiss her.
>>78152345
>That guys style is so awful that it made me grow out of cape comics.
>>78139990
Fucking idiot get your facts straigt
>>78144595
wew lad
>>78152509
>>78152520
>Joosten
>Pure
You just know Kojima did things to her
>>78138503
>Benis image
>>78138397
No, just tired of Kitty. If something is good and popular in Marvel, they will push Kitty in it. Is it because she is a jew?
