Anyone else read The Rock Cocks? Am I the only one expecting some evil record company bullshit soon?
Link here if interested, NSFW, sex and nudity and shiz
http://www.therockcocks.com/comic/page-1
>>78093583
I was, but I haven't checked it since they won the battle of the bands thing. It's not bad, it's just that porn doesn't work for me in a single-update fashion. I want at least ten pages that I crank myself out to.
I haven't even looked at Blaster Nation in months.
Honestly, how does a band even work with only two people? Yeah, the White Stripes exist, but they suck.
>>78094001
There's a lot of successful duos out there, they just usually aren't in rock/metal as those genres generally have a decent handful of instruments involved.
It's really bad when you start saying, "JUST FUCK (again) ALREADY" in a porn comic
>>78093583
Probably no evil bullshit, Sterling's going to support them because they're going to make sex more socially acceptable, meaning he can be super open about his big gay orgies. He might butt heads with them about something at some point, but in the end he's going to have their best interests in mind.
>>78094032
Yes. But personally, I enjoy a plot. With this and buttsmithy, I like the idea that we might be entering an age of plot-driven masturbation fodder.
>>78094041
If anything I think he's going to push for them to be more controversial than they are. Like how he was totally willing to fuck that guy in front of them."
>>78093583
>The Rock Cocks
It's as cringe-y as it sounds?
>>78094087
Nah, it's a good time. Only thing that bothers me is that they've gone too long without fucking. Just put some nudity on the pages without fucking, jesus, have them walk past a naked statue even.
>>78093583
Yeah. I honestly can't get into the porn sections of it though. Like, they're hot and look nice, but single page updates really stall that.
>>78093797
You haven't missed much.
>>78093583
A part of me wants the glasses chick to get fucked... but the other part of me doesn't want her to.
Okay, reading this chapter for the first time I'm seeing the potential for fuckery. No, potential my ass, Guarantee of fuckery.
>>78094163
I want Redd to make her her pet cumslut.
>>78094230
Yeah, ever since that page I've been suspicious of the agent, everything after seems like a too good to be true situation
>"Hey, how'd you end up in a wheelchair?"
>"I got shot and crippled for free speech"
>"Hey, why'd you bring these kids here?"
>"They're gonna do for sex what you did for free speech"
>>78094280
Well, good thing people don't assault people with guns for irrational beliefs in America anymore!Seriously though I think he's gonna try to use them for his ideals and doesn't care what happens to them or whether they like it or not.
God damn it. I came here to masturbate, not thing about serious 1st Amendment Freedom of Speech issues.
>>78094032
Wait, is it a porn comic or a comic with porn elements in it?
>>78094024
Death From Above did pretty well
>>78094632
I mean, it does have cock in the title.
>>78093583
>No sex for a couple pages
>Well I'm sure it'll happen soon
>It's going to be the main couple again
Dammit I wanted to see the Crippled chick do some fuck.
>>78094230
If he's evil then he's playing the con on everyone and not just them since he's blabbing about future plans to everyone.
Though he probably owns them regardless of evil intent or not.
>>78094632
Porn Elements, or maybe the wait time is skewing my perspective.
>>78094001
The White Stripes broke up. Jack White does solo albums now.
>>78094616
And now, thanks to Bush, we haven't been able to say those words over the radio since 2001. And I'm reasonably sure you can't say fuck, asshole or cunt on TV either. Shit definitely used to be off-limits, but I feel like I've heard it.
>>78093797
They're just kicking of a homosexual relationship arc, so I suspect there might be a surge in popularity. Fuckin' webcomics.
>>78093583
if it wanted me to care about the story it wouldn't be porn
if it wanted me to csre about the porn, the main guy wouldn't be a gross obesealausorus
>>78095911
I thought it was pretty obvious from the beginning he was gay. Dropped alot of hints during the arcs where he gets his friend the girl and going for the radio job.
