ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents
You'd never be able to get Dick to do that. He'd be out the door as soon as you mention the possibility of long-term commitment.
That would mean you're gay
>>78084896
>bringing home a nice young man to meet your parents automatically makes you gay
>>78085210
Yes, the only men you need is amen.
Depends on your interpritation.
A fairly obvious choice.
But the question is; which one?
Dick would probably fuck my mom
>>78085755
Nah.He'd fuck your dad.
>>78085814
>you invite Dick to your home
>he fucks your entire family and then leaves
>>78086129
Even my dog?
>>78085210
>liking guys with feminine dicks makes you gay
>>78086158
Especially your dog
>>78086216
That's fucked up.Because my dog's name is Robin.
>>78084835
You should have been a bit more clear with your wording, OP
>ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents, if you were a girl
ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents, if you were gay
>>78084835
>pic related
>>78086175
>Feminine dicks
>>78086129
>>78086422
>>78084896
>2015
>not being gay
Get a load of this faggot
>>78084896
I really don't understand how anyone couldn't be gay, there are so many beautiful men out there. Seeing plebs salivate over a 3/10 actress solely because she's female while ignoring genuine beauties like Matt Boner is baffling.
Sam's the best boy to take home.
>>78087076
2/10 shit taste in sunglasses
I'd adopt Panda and take him home tbqh
>>78084896
Being gay just means you have superior taste.
So he could do what he does best.
>>78089337
I think you meant being bi. best of both worlds, yo. the moderates of sexuality. can't get much superior than that.
>>78084835
Unfortunately, he and my dad would have a lot to talk about. Would have to force him to take a bath first though,
rightchoice son
>>78090094
Is he looking at his own ass there?
>>78090317
Well, he's flexible enough to the point where that's probably possible.
