> In this universe, Splinter is a weaboo rat who mastered Ninja from literal garbage(and inexplicably learned japanese) then taught it to his sons to cure them of liking Gwen Stefani.
https://youtu.be/NmO6sBUSCWA#t=1m42s
What the hell is this? Are those fucking turtles??
>>78084185
Did you really need to make another thread just to state this when there are multiple TMNT threads already up?
Who cares? TMNT was never good, you need to stop delluding yourselves
>>78084282
>he's never read the mirage and archie comics
point and laugh
>>78084185
Yeah cause this was so much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJGwFb2l5Qk
I am so fucking tired of Megan Fox
>>78084891
Splinter learning ninjitsu from an actual fucking ninja? Hell yeah it's better.
>>78086360
Its retarded
>>78084185
if it's good then I can forget that first movie ever happened.
>>78086682
no it makes more sense since rats are actually smart creatures you fucking nimrod.
>>78086682
The story perspective gives Splinter as a character a connection to Sgredder and Japanese culture
Here it's wholly irrelevant as opposed to the core of his character.
Why was he even so traditional anyway, were did his entire cultural identity come from?
A book in the sewer?
It's like if Yoda wasn't even a jedi, just some guy who found a lightsaber
>baby Leo clutches Splinter's hand while he tucks them in
People who hate the last film hate fun
