HEY EVERYONE
HERMEY DOESNT LIKE TO MAKE TOYS
>>78080846
That rattles me bones.
>>78080935
Clickity-Clackity the Skele-Elf is right! This is horrible!
TELL ME
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>78080935
I THINK I HAVE A BONER FOR YOU.
>>78080846
>Doesn't like to make toys
>>78080846
>doesn't like to make toys
>>78080996
Perhaps he's wondering why you'd naughty list an elf before throwing him out of your sleigh
What's this? Hermey doesn't like to make to make toys?! Why, this is a worse Sacrilege than that hideous creature Mrs. Donner shat out! Everyone shun Hermey until he realizes how good it is to make toys.
HERMEY DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE TOYS?!
jesus christ what a colossal faggot
go slobber rudolph's knob
>doesn't like to make toys
Hermey is my kind of nigga, making toys is such 2015-XXXX now
IT'S THEABOMIDABLESNOWMAN
>he doesn't like to make toys
>He doesn't like to make toys
>>78080846
>He doesn't have dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZIj29M-7eg
>>78080846
Oh. I thought he didn't want to kill Jews.
>>78080846
It's okayyour only breaking the hearts of millions of children everywhere
HERMEY LIKES TO TOUCH BOYS?
What a little bitch
all of my toys from santa say 'made in china' so i guess the elf union got too expensive for santa
>>78082715
'Tis the season.
>>78084725
You blockhead. Elves is just another term for chinese people.
duh-doy
Why did Hermey get a job making toys if he doesn't like making toys?
>>78085391
his parents were toy-making elves
and their parents before them
and their parents before them
all the way back to when santa found that tribe of albino eskimos fucking around way up north and hopped them up on candycanes and egg nog
>>78085391
What other work is there out in the North Pole?
>>78080846
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT TALK ABOUT MY KINDERGARDEN BUSBANDO THAT WAY ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
>/co/ - FunpostingI like these fun posts
>>78080846
HERMEY WANTS TO BE A DENTIST??
It's an allegory for being gay right?
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS ORGANIZATION!
>>78086358
>doesn't know the difference between metaphor and allegory
And I thought my brother ran a sweat shop OHAHAHAHA!!!
>>78086512
>allegory
>Making toys
Get a real job. How much does a toy maker make?
>>78086436
Do you want him to be punished for his actions, Boco?
>>78086634
Oh, about three trains an hour.
>>78086634
>pay
You don't know how the North Pole works do you? They get shelter and food. They're free to leave at any time.......to explore a frozen wasteland with a abominable snowman
>he thinks he'll make a good income with a job like that
>>78086754
Good joke, Boco.
We are all so happy to hear it.
Hermey, come here.
No, I promise not to harm you, just get over here.
Look, I hates my job as well.
Fucking Christmas the Music all day everyday piss me off. I not remember last time I took vacation, and my best friends are a fucking Leopard Seal and the son of a pirate king.
I get it. This is shit. These people a retarded. But I'm going to ask you to stick with it. Maybe a trip to the Sauna might give you some perspective. Just...don't ask Rudolph. I think everyone still blinding after the last time he let his them glow all over the place.
>>78086573
>>78080846
>doesn't like to make toys?
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
>>78087427
Look at all the frosty fucks I give heat faggot!
![elf-bob-newhart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FAL2BX7.jpg "elf-bob-newhart[1].jpg")
>>78080846
...HOLY SHIT. IS THIS THE SAME ELF?
>>78080846
>>78080846
>doesn't
>like
>to
>make
>toys
>>78080846
What is not to like about making toys? Making toys is a lot like making love. The square peg goes in the round hole. You force it in even when the hole says no because every goal is a hole, Hermey, how hard is that to see? Have fun with it, make that hole holler. Keep shoving until it makes a baby, then sell that baby for 10 times the cost to make it. Then make 20 million of them. That's how to run a business.
>tfw no silver and gold
